Team Fortress 2 General Chat & Main Headquarters - Shoot Many Robots - Games

[QUOTE==DarkStar=;37382224]Have you ever notice most of the Soldier of Fortune players have just a few hats?[/QUOTE] Because they know how dark is wear cosmetics, specially when those cosmetics don't even fit the artstyle.

[t]http://iphonetoolbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/crazy-frog-f.jpg[/t] Does anyone remember this bastard? I always found it funny that he had what looked like a penis and that the video played on children's networks. :v:

YES I FINALLY DID IT I COMPLETED DISK DELETION

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37382269][t]http://iphonetoolbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/crazy-frog-f.jpg[/t] Does anyone remember this bastard? :v: I always found it funny that he had a penis and it played on children's networks.[/QUOTE] i wonder if his bike is invisible just so they can show off his wiggly peepee

[QUOTE=LaughingStock;37382286]i wonder if his bike is invisible just so they can show off his wiggly peepee[/QUOTE] Thanks, I just hacked up my Kool-Aid back into my cup. :v:

I want to play mann up so hard but I don't want to spend a dollar(I am cheap, I know this) for a ticket and I have virtually nothing to trade for a ticket anyway. Argh. How on earth do you gain profit in this game without waiting weeks on end with an unusual?

xD

[QUOTE=3221drdew;37382298]i guest no one wants to play mannup mode with meh for the first time :( im even offering free drops at the end becuz i got squad surplus[/QUOTE] We don't know you. Go away. [sp]I'm being completely and totally serious.[/sp] [sp]No I'm not.[/sp] [editline]24th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=3221drdew;37382298]:suicide:[/QUOTE] Harsh.

you know how before i talked about that girl. well today i went to the movies with her. but there where also all the others girls from my class. i had a blast watching paranorman with them. too tell you the truth i feel like in one of those virtual novels and i get to choose which girl to be with. anyways the girl i was talking about yesterday and me where the last two left after everyone else left. lets just say nothing happened. the end

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;37382363]Fuck yeah, got a Strange Botkiller Flamethrower. Also seemed to pick up a pair of Level 1 and Level 2 Fists of Steel, but they're usually Level 10? All my other MVM rewards are the right level.[/QUOTE] Watch as I get a Strange Botkiller Flamethrower. I will fucking take a gun to my head. [sp]I can't play Pyro for shit and I use the Degreaser.[/sp]

It pains me when I see Medics ignore other classes and just uber Heavies all the time. Yesterday I was playing on a team with 2 Heavies and 2 Medics. They both Ubered at the same time. One of the Heavies, using a Brass Beast, took so long to get around a corner to attack some sentries that the uber ran out before he got in sight of them. The second ubered Heavy, using the Heater, ran out of ammo after about 10 seconds shooting at the sentries. Meanwhile, our competent Demomen and Pyros were trying to fend off the other players while the Heavies usefully decided to die.

Cme back from FanExpo today! Super fun!~ I played AC3, and Dishonoured. Fuck you, Halo, your line was like half an hour and goddamn I have places to [i]BE[/i] Anyway, saw so many cool things, so many cool costumes. I'm going back Saturday so I'll take pics, but anyway, the best costumes I saw were -Metrocop, with gasmask and stunstick and oh god it was amazing -Baby Heavy (There was a heavy and he was like, less than 6 he was fucking adorable) -Connor (From AC3, looked BITCHIN'!) -Engineer with a Botkiller Shotgun I didn't think this was cool but someone did the Engineer, but they put all this bristol board and built a 6 foot neck with the head sculpted at the top, and there was a speech bubble that said "NOPE XD" for the record that was fucking retarded if you read this DO NOT FEEL PROUD

[QUOTE=3221drdew;37382298]xD[/QUOTE] [highlight]UNKNOWN VISITOR TO THE GC![/highlight] [img]http://www.losh.ucla.edu/images/LOSH-home-page-image.jpg[/img] SEND IN THE HAZMAT SQUAD!

also there was SOOOO MUCH HOMESTUCK COSPLAY it was ridicilous also there was brony cosplay :/ an awful lot of it.

[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg801/scaled.php?server=801&filename=xios.png&res=landing[/img] Stage 2 of XiOS beta testing has begun. To initiate XiOS contact me on Steam and type >XiOS.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37382489]It pains me when I see Medics ignore other classes and just uber Heavies all the time. Yesterday I was playing on a team with 2 Heavies and 2 Medics. They both Ubered at the same time.[/QUOTE]Normally I just check the scoreboard if I'm pubbing. If the classes that normally receive Ubers are [I]really fucking dire[/I] and there's a Scout absolutely destroying the other team I'll Uber/Kritz the Scout instead.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37382567][img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg801/scaled.php?server=801&filename=xios.png&res=landing[/img] Stage 2 of XiOS beta testing has begun. To initiate XiOS contact me on Steam and type >XiOS.[/QUOTE] [quote]le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >XiOS Xieneus: XiOS online.; Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS v1.1 Xieneus: You appear to be new to XiOS. Xieneus: Create new account? le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >yes Xieneus: Please wait while I create your account... Xieneus: Your account has been created. Xieneus: You have been logged in. Xieneus: Unfortunately the XiOS network is being reconfigured. Xieneus: Please try again later. [/quote] Well shit

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37382546][highlight]UNKNOWN VISITOR TO THE GC![/highlight] [img]http://www.losh.ucla.edu/images/LOSH-home-page-image.jpg[/img] SEND IN THE HAZMAT SQUAD![/QUOTE] [t]http://kf-wiki.com/images/3/39/Dr._Gary_Glover_Portrait.jpg[/t] "Sure mate!"

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNmEJX_A9Nc&feature=player_embedded[/media] [B]IT CAN'T BE LAST SERVOR! :((([/B]

[quote]12:38 AM - BroDuck: >XiOS 12:38 AM - Xieneus: Servers overloaded 12:39 AM - BroDuck: rip 12:41 AM - Xieneus: Connection active 12:41 AM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS 12:41 AM - Xieneus: You appear to be new. Create account? 12:42 AM - BroDuck: >yes 12:42 AM - Xieneus: Please wait while I create your account. 12:42 AM - Xieneus: Account created! 12:42 AM - Xieneus: To begin, enter a command. 12:42 AM - BroDuck: >help 12:42 AM - Xieneus: What do you need help with? 12:42 AM - BroDuck: >commands 12:43 AM - Xieneus: Any command is possible. 12:43 AM - BroDuck: >run DuckOS.xie 12:43 AM - Xieneus: DuckOS does not exist. 12:43 AM - BroDuck: >download [url]www.broduck.com/duckos.xie[/url] 12:43 AM - Xieneus: Downloading... 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Installing... 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Run file? 12:44 AM - BroDuck: >yes 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Running 12:44 AM - Xieneus: :::FILE IS CORRUPT::: 12:44 AM - BroDuck: >download [url]www.broduck.com/totallynotduckos.xie[/url] 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Downloading... 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Installing... 12:44 AM - Xieneus: Run file? 12:44 AM - BroDuck: >yes 12:44 AM - Xieneus: :::FILE IS CORRUPT::: 12:45 AM - BroDuck: >open xiepad 12:45 AM - Xieneus: XiePAD Active 12:45 AM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiePAD 12:45 AM - BroDuck: >edit totallynotduckos.xie 12:45 AM - Xieneus: :::FILE IS CORRUPT::: 12:46 AM - BroDuck: >rename totallynotduckos.xie to XiOS2b.xie 12:46 AM - Xieneus: :::FILE IS CORRUPT::: 12:46 AM - Xieneus: You have been logged out for tampering with XiOS. 12:46 AM - Xieneus: You have been banned from XiOS [/quote] IT KNOWS

[quote]Sammy Cricket: dude Sammy Cricket: your girlfrend Sammy Cricket: ishot dɹǝZ is a hoe: LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOL dɹǝZ is a hoe: I JUST SPIT ALL OVER MY MONITOR Sammy Cricket: <3 dɹǝZ is a hoe: THAT IS MY /SISTER/ YOU BASTARD Sammy Cricket: oh Sammy Cricket: NO REGRETS [/quote] No regrets. :v:

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37382767]No regrets. :v:[/QUOTE] >:T Not the first to think my sister is hot, certainly won't be the last.

i have the most boring conversations [QUOTE]cap'n dergonite: >XIOS Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS Xieneus: You appear to be new. Xieneus: Create new account? cap'n dergonite: >create Xieneus: Creating... Xieneus: Standby Xieneus: Account created! Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS v1.1 Xieneus: To begin, enter a command. cap'n dergonite: >tell me if your a human Xieneus: I am close to a human. I am a computer assisted biologically augmented lifeform. cap'n dergonite: >who created you Xieneus: EliteCoreCorp and XienTEC cap'n dergonite: >could you tell me there plan Xieneus: What type of plan? cap'n dergonite: >evil but i can take good if nessary Xieneus: Xieneus has friendly intentions for the GCP. Xieneus: ECC has other plans. Xieneus: Xieneus does have a nasty plan affecting the GCP in the future. cap'n dergonite: >thank you have a drink for your good work Xieneus: I cannot drink Xieneus: Sorry cap'n dergonite: >well im sorry for that. you can log me off now Xieneus: Logging you off. Xieneus: Thank you for using XiOS V1.1[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;37382747]IT KNOWS[/QUOTE] [quote]le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >XiOS Xieneus (1): Welcome to XiOS Xieneus (1): Enter a command to begin. le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >open XieShop Xieneus (1): XieShop active. Xieneus (1): Sale on grenades! le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >buy grenades Xieneus (1): Please enter your billing information le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >1355 Xieneus Drive Antarctica Xieneus (1): :::ACCESS DENIED::: Xieneus (1): :::HACKER DETECTED::: le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: :O le le [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >Am I the hacker Xieneus (1): :::YOU HAVE BEEN PERMABANNED FROM XiOS::: [/quote] Nooooooo I was buying xieneus grenades too looks like he doesn't get them any more :c

[I]Accused of being a hacker? Is XiOS too restricting?[/I] I have the perfect solution! DuckOS, totally unrestrictive and 1000% better than XiOS! Launchable via steam chat using >DuckOS

Goddammit this is the second time people not putting release dates on things has fucked me over.

[quote]dɹǝZ is a hoe: what can I do here Xieneus (2): Anything you wish. XiOS is an artifical intelligence that collects knowledge from its users. Xieneus (2): Enter whatever you wish and I'll try to deliver an answer. dɹǝZ is a hoe: How do I jerk off? Xieneus (2): You take your hand and grab your <CENSORED> and move your hand up and down. dɹǝZ is a hoe: Thanks. How fast is the recommended speed? Xieneus (2): Thirty miles per hour. dɹǝZ is a hoe: OH GOD. Is that dangerous? Xieneus (2): No dɹǝZ is a hoe: Are you sure? Xieneus (2): Positive dɹǝZ is a hoe: If I die doing this, can I sue? Xieneus (2): It depends what country you're in. dɹǝZ is a hoe: Amurrica Xieneus (2): You cannot sue. dɹǝZ is a hoe: err dɹǝZ is a hoe: I mean, canada Xieneus (2): You cannot sue. Xieneus (2): The only country you can sue in for this offense is Belgium. dɹǝZ is a hoe: I live in belgium dɹǝZ is a hoe: and my dick burned off, can I sue now? Xieneus (2): You can sue. Xieneus (2): I am based in North Korea. Xieneus (2): You cannot sue North Korea. dɹǝZ is a hoe: :O dɹǝZ is a hoe: Well.. dɹǝZ is a hoe: >run totallynotakeylogger Xieneus (2): This type of software is not enabled on your account level. dɹǝZ is a hoe: >promote this account to the appropriate level Xieneus (2): Access denied. dɹǝZ is a hoe: >terminate XiOs Xieneus (2): Unable to terminate. dɹǝZ is a hoe: the fuck dɹǝZ is a hoe: >Shut down XiOS Xieneus (2): Are you sure you want to shut down? Other users are logged in. You are one of them. dɹǝZ is a hoe: Actually, not yet dɹǝZ is a hoe: >delete system 32 dɹǝZ is a hoe: >then proceed to shut down Xieneus (2): This file does not exist. dɹǝZ is a hoe: fff >shut down them dɹǝZ is a hoe: then* Xieneus (2): SHUT DOWN/ LOGIN AS EXISTING USER (XIENEUS; MAN OF ETTIQUETTE; GENERIC USERNAME; MATTMAN; SPIKE WESS) dɹǝZ is a hoe: >Shut down Xieneus (2): This is your final chance. Xieneus (2): If I shut down you will not get back in. dɹǝZ is a hoe: >Shut down anyway Xieneus (2): Shutting down XiOS. Xieneus (2): :::NETWORK CONNECTION DISABLED::: [/quote] Mission accomplished.

[quote]Never tell your password to anyone. Sammy Cricket: >XIOS Xieneus: Greetings Sammy. You have been upgraded to a Level 10 ROOT Member by Xieneus. Xieneus: You can access the entire network. Sammy Cricket: What evil plans do we have for the Team Fortress 2 General Chat? Xieneus: Operation Shoehorn and Operation GC Sammy Cricket: Tell me about Operation GC. Xieneus: This is accessible by Xieneus only Sammy Cricket: Ok. Tell me about Operation Shoehorn. Xieneus: Xieneus plans to gather all GCer's in a Skype call and expose them to the Icarus sound weapon. While the guests are deaf (temporary) he will collect TF2 items. Xieneus: It is a fool proof plan. Sammy Cricket: Good. Sammy and Xieneus have plans to collect all of their TF2 items. Xieneus: Plan altered. Xieneus: Save? Sammy Cricket: Save. Xieneus: Saved Sammy Cricket: Create a new file. Xieneus: Created Sammy Cricket: Rename new file to Operation Genieus. Xieneus: Operation created. Xieneus: Operation file fixed. Xieneus: Goodbye Xieneus: :ded: Sammy Cricket: Excellent. [/quote] The plan is already coming together.

[QUOTE]cap'n dergonite: >DuckOS DuckOS: welcome to DuckOS! cap'n dergonite: >hack DuckOS DuckOS: command not found! cap'n dergonite: >damnit not not hack DuckOS cap'n dergonite: >i said do it bitch!!! DuckOS: running notnothackDuckOS DuckOS: is now Offline. [/QUOTE] muahahahahaha

[quote][TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: >create email "ducksarecool@duckos.com" password "1111 DuckOS: is now Offline. [/quote] [quote][TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: we lost DuckOS [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: HE TERMINATED BRODUCK [TF2Scrap] uuɐWʇʇɐW: OH NOOOOO [/quote] Oh Damnit dergonite :I