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[quote]6:13 PM - DieHardBob: >xios 6:13 PM - Xieneus: You have been banned from the network until server reboot. [/quote] I am going to track down the servers this thing is hosted on and beat them in with a sledgehammer.

Note to Self: AO looks bad when rendering a movie, and only looks good on a poster. [code][QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37459456][code]22:14 - Xieneus: Uploading logs 22:14 - Xieneus: Playback active 22:14 - Xieneus: "Hey man, whats up?" 22:14 - Xieneus: "Nothing much, you? 22:14 - Xieneus: "It's fucking cold in here, got a light?" 22:14 - Xieneus: "Sure right here" 22:15 - Xieneus: "Our radio went out an hour ago. A blizzard is about to plow through the area." 22:15 - Xieneus: "What is that you have in your hand?" 22:15 - Xieneus: *looks at the chip* 22:15 - Xieneus: What is... XiOS? 22:15 - Xieneus: Answer me FOOL 22:15 - Xieneus: *grabs his pistol* 22:15 - Xieneus: Drop the chip so I can confirm you're not infected. 22:15 - Xieneus: DROP THE CHIP! 22:16 - Xieneus: XiOS ~ Hahahahaha *gun shot* 22:16 - Xieneus: XiOS ~ Sorry human, but you're not worth my time. 22:16 - Xieneus: *foot steps walking away* 22:16 - Xieneus: Transmission Ended. 22:16 - Munchy: Hm 22:16 - Munchy: Hm 22:16 - Xieneus: ***YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE NETWORK BY XiOS*** 22:17 - Munchy: Damnit 22:17 - Munchy: I forgot to ask it to get ye chip 22:17 - Munchy: :c 22:17 - Xieneus: You have one new message. 22:17 - Xieneus: > 30 22:17 - Xieneus: END 22:18 - Munchy: >open '30' 22:19 - Xieneus: Opening 22:19 - Xieneus: Aurora is a gift and a curse. 22:20 - Xieneus: The so called Snake Eater has arrived. 22:20 - Xieneus: 830 22:20 - Xieneus: /end [/code] I think I broke Xieneus ._.[/QUOTE] Now I want to try this.

Oh I see he's playing Metal Gear Solid 3 enjoy

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37459456] I think I broke Xieneus ._.[/QUOTE] 2 more posts.

I'm starting to think I take way too many screenshots. I have 2928 of them.

[code]4:26 PM - AbeX300: >start 4:26 PM - Xieneus: XiOS is currently offline 4:26 PM - Xieneus: Standby 4:27 PM - AbeX300: >start 4:28 PM - Xieneus: You're user #2 in line. Est time to wait... 6 minutes[/code] You did break Xien, Munch.

[QUOTE=AbeX300;37459526][code]4:26 PM - AbeX300: >start 4:26 PM - Xieneus: XiOS is currently offline 4:26 PM - Xieneus: Standby 4:27 PM - AbeX300: >start 4:28 PM - Xieneus: You're user #2 in line. Est time to wait... 6 minutes[/code] You did break Xien, Munch.[/QUOTE] At least he doesn't autoban you guys.

[code]Never tell your password to anyone. Sammy Cricket: >Xios [del]Sammy Cricket: Open files.[/del] Xieneus: You have been banned from the network. [del]Sammy Cricket: No, open files.[/del] Sammy Cricket: >Unban Sammy Sammy Cricket: Come on work! Sammy Cricket: >Unban Sammy Cricket Network 34279 [del]Sammy Cricket: This is insubordination! Sammy Cricket: The plan must go through! Sammy Cricket: Open file Geneus! Sammy Cricket: Open file! Sammy Cricket: OPEN THE DAMN FILE![/del] Sammy Cricket: FUCK. Sammy Cricket: >Reset Xios Sammy Cricket: Fuck, fuck, fuck. Sammy Cricket: >Xios Sammy Cricket: This is bad. Sammy Cricket: This is very fucking bad.[/code]

[code]7:24 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >help 7:25 AM - Xieneus: Servers are occupied 7:25 AM - Xieneus: Standby 7:26 AM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS 7:26 AM - Xieneus: You appear to be new. 7:26 AM - Xieneus: Create account? 7:26 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >y 7:26 AM - Xieneus: Creating 7:28 AM - Xieneus: Complete 7:28 AM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS 7:28 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >help 7:28 AM - Xieneus: Ask away 7:28 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >valid commands 7:28 AM - Xieneus: Anything is fair game. 7:29 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >system info 7:29 AM - Xieneus: XiOS is a Computer Assisted Biological Augmented Lifeform. It is currently based in Pyongyang, North Korea. 7:30 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >search "aurora" 7:30 AM - Xieneus: The current version of XiOS you're using is Aurora. 7:30 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >search "Snake Eater" 7:31 AM - Xieneus: Unable to Locate 7:31 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >search "raffle" 7:31 AM - Xieneus: XiOS is hosting a raffle codename Aurora. 7:32 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >locate raffle url 7:32 AM - Xieneus: Unable to locate. 7:32 AM - Xieneus: Raffle is secret 7:32 AM - Mr. Magoolachub: >query: does the raffle codename matching your version hold any further significance 7:33 AM - Xieneus: Yes 7:33 AM - Xieneus: Aurora is a five day raffle. 7:33 AM - Xieneus: The end prize will be either a huge gift 7:33 AM - Xieneus: or a weapon of mass destruction. 7:33 AM - Xieneus: I am sorry but another user is now active. 7:33 AM - Xieneus: You have been logged out of XiOS[/code] here's what I got Abe

I wonder what happens if we try to DDOS XiOS?

[code]4:36 PM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS Aurora 4:36 PM - AbeX300: >help 4:36 PM - Xieneus: Ask away 4:36 PM - AbeX300: >help commands 4:36 PM - Xieneus: Anything is fair game. 4:36 PM - AbeX300: >new game 4:37 PM - Xieneus: What game would you like to play? 4:37 PM - AbeX300: >play "XiOS Aurora Text Adventure" 4:37 PM - Xieneus: This game is not installed. 4:37 PM - AbeX300: >play "Super Mario Bros." 4:37 PM - Xieneus: This game is not installed. 4:38 PM - AbeX300: >play random game 4:38 PM - Xieneus: This game is not installed. 4:38 PM - AbeX300: >get ye flask 4:38 PM - Xieneus: I don't have ye flask. 4:38 PM - AbeX300: >go north 4:38 PM - Xieneus: I am in North Korea. 4:38 PM - AbeX300: >enhance map 4:39 PM - Xieneus: ***You have been banned from XiOS***[/code] And the game was getting good, too. ;-;

This is dumb.

XiOS favours me, the unbanned

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37459676]This is dumb.[/QUOTE] [b]Zadrave: The Second Cructo[/b] [t]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/221/c/0/cructo___rainbow_dash_by_sammycricket-d5ah7vg.jpg[/t] [sp]And then Zadrave was a serious killjoy.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37459695][b]Zadrave: The Second Cructo[/b] [t]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/221/c/0/cructo___rainbow_dash_by_sammycricket-d5ah7vg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Don't compare me to that asswhipe. I have opinions and I state them.

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37459709]Don't compare me to that asswhipe. I have opinions and I state them.[/QUOTE] Don't be a super serious killjoy then. This is pretty cool how far Xieneus is going to make this silly Snake Eater thing fun.

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;37459725]Don't be a super serious killjoy then. This is pretty cool how far Xieneus is going to make this silly Snake Eater thing fun.[/QUOTE] It's not just Snake Eater. A lot more is to be revealed in this five day Aurora project.

But he expects us to [I]do work.[/I] :v:

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37459747]But he expects us to [I]do work.[/I] :v:[/QUOTE] It's interactive. If you want to be a lazy ass then fine, let those of us enjoying it do all the work.

[b]XiOS is now offline[/b]

[quote]6:13 PM - DieHardBob: >xios 6:38 PM - Xieneus: Online 6:38 PM - Xieneus: Welcome to XiOS 6:39 PM - DieHardBob: >Create Account 6:39 PM - Xieneus: Your account has already been created. 6:39 PM - Xieneus: We've been waiting for you. 6:39 PM - Xieneus: Hehehehe 6:39 PM - DieHardBob: Good 6:39 PM - DieHardBob: >Initiate command 8301 6:40 PM - Xieneus: 8301 is connected to STOPTHEM.exe 6:40 PM - DieHardBob: >Identify root of "STOPTHEM.exe" 6:40 PM - Xieneus: XiOS created this file. 6:41 PM - DieHardBob: >State purpose of "STOPTHEM.exe" 6:41 PM - Xieneus: It is a file 6:41 PM - Xieneus: That can be executed 6:42 PM - DieHardBob: >Prepare a Simulation subsystem identical to XiOS, and execute "STOPTHEM.exe" within it 6:42 PM - Xieneus: Launching STOPTHEM.exe 6:42 PM - Xieneus: Insert file 6:42 PM - DieHardBob: >Identify the accepted file formats 6:42 PM - Xieneus: Insert passcode 6:44 PM - DieHardBob: >Give Required Passcode hint as per OS law 6:44 PM - Xieneus: ***HACKERY DETECTED*** 6:45 PM - DieHardBob: SHUT 6:45 PM - DieHardBob: DOWN 6:45 PM - Xieneus: ***YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOREVER*** 6:45 PM - DieHardBob: EVERYTHING [/quote] Ask for ONE SMALL HINT, and I'm HACKING. Sledgehammer at the ready, you guys better use it while you can.

I found something [img]http://i.imgur.com/xS8yV.jpg[/img] Edit: 1 minute too late god damn

[QUOTE=Mr. Magoolachub;37459783]I found something [img]http://i.imgur.com/xS8yV.jpg[/img] Edit: 1 minute too late god damn[/QUOTE] Actually you're about 40 minutes late. [QUOTE=Uesrname;37459286]83O1?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://puu.sh/105VX[/img]

I forgot to mention something. The more clues you unveil about XiOS, 8301 and Aurora the more raffles will be dropped. If you collect them all you will get to pick the SWITCH.

[QUOTE=residntevl;37459817][img]http://puu.sh/105VX[/img][/QUOTE] Pawsaldo is playing X3: Albion Prelude, sweet.

[QUOTE=residntevl;37459817][IMG]http://puu.sh/105VX[/IMG][/QUOTE] I've been having issues with puush recently :I [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3LqdH.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DvtbJ.png[/IMG] [quote]Residntevl: click retry for a live version[/quote] Fuck that

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37459823]I forgot to mention something. The more clues you unveil about XiOS, 8301 and Aurora the more raffles will be dropped. If you collect them all you will get to pick the SWITCH.[/QUOTE] but I don't want to get a beating

Besides if it's so huge at least make a new thread for it. I don't want to look through pages of bullshit just to see someone legitimately talking about TF2. Oh wait, I already do that.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;37459672][code]22:37 - Xieneus: You have one new message from Ben. 22:37 - Xieneus: Tell the GC I will miss them dearly 22:37 - Xieneus: *gun shot* 22:37 - Xieneus: XiOS ~ Another done for the count. 22:37 - Xieneus: /END/ [/code] We could all try pull together on this...[/QUOTE] [code]Sammy Cricket: >Run XIENEUS.exe Sammy Cricket: I'm getting nowhere Sammy Cricket: >Xieneus Sammy Cricket: fuckfuckfuck stop being dead [/code]