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[QUOTE=Idzo;37330407]Tip:Use the Server Browser. Also haven't they fixed most of the bugs already?[/QUOTE] I just sat through hours and hours of getting people together and waiting through Mann Up just to be disconnected in the last round. It has wasted my entire day aswell as hours and hours of other peoples time. I'm sick of it.

[QUOTE=TextQUAKE;37330192]96.252.203.187:27015 get in here and play pyro dodgeball and stress test my shit and possibly MvM[/QUOTE] do it

I just won a reclaimed from an old friend for helping him make some twelve year old rage. [img]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/d/d6/Backpack_Reclaimed_metal.png[/img] I be rolling in dough. Soon I'll be rolling in hos. [img]http://www.gamepodunk.com/uploads/ba6ce8fa504592e44f378e11ddcc2c0e.png[/img] [img]http://www.gamepodunk.com/uploads/ba6ce8fa504592e44f378e11ddcc2c0e.png[/img] [img]http://www.gamepodunk.com/uploads/ba6ce8fa504592e44f378e11ddcc2c0e.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Damian0358;37330434]A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature.[/QUOTE] yeah no shit I know that but like what are we just going to tell jokes about this person?

[QUOTE=Hatley;37330448]Bloody right, I haven't the faintest fuckin' idea what it means so I'm volunteering myself. Wouldn't I be great as a product tester?[/QUOTE] Hm, I could imagine the jokes that the roasters can make.

Guys, I need your advice I hardly play sniper, and I got a bk sniper from my tour I've already been offered a bk scatter, for it. I need to know. Do I take it?

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37330492]yeah no shit I know that but like what are we just going to tell jokes about this person?[/QUOTE] Ehm.... yes?

[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;37329393] I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING MAX.[/QUOTE] We do, sweetie. :v: Also, what exactly was his title?

[QUOTE=Damian0358;37330350]Facepunch TF2 section presents: The Roast of _______: Zing for Royzo Optimistic for Daimao Artistic for Hatley Late for Cowabanga Useful for Xieneus Friendly for Ayane-152 Informative for the Lone Spy Dumb for someone else or "Don't force this idea" I'm guessing there will be lots of dumbs, but I'm taking the risk.[/QUOTE] Agree for Damian0358

[QUOTE=mattmanlex;37330513]Guys, I need your advice I hardly play sniper, and I got a bk sniper from my tour I've already been offered a bk scatter, for it. I need to know. Do I take it?[/QUOTE] If you don't want it and like Scout, then do it.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37330351]a lot of us are realizing this thread is is 99% blog shit and we frankly don't care anymore[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1206671[/url]

[QUOTE=Damian0358;37330393]Hatley, I see you want to have your own roast, eh?[/QUOTE] No matter how amusing a roast in TV is, I think we guys in here lack the ideas to spill out such good comedy. At least I think I do.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;37330554]No matter how amusing a roast in TV is, I think we guys in here lack the ideas to spill out such good comedy. At least I think I do.[/QUOTE] Well, we pick the funniest guys in the section to be the roasters.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;37330537][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1206671[/url][/QUOTE] gg general chat, hi actual tf2 chat

Judging by the 7 [del]asses[/del] boxes, the roast ain't happening anyway.

[QUOTE=Damian0358;37330350]Facepunch TF2 section presents: The Roast of _______: Zing for Royzo Optimistic for Daimao Artistic for Hatley Late for Cowabanga Useful for Xieneus Friendly for Ayane-152 Informative for the Lone Spy Dumb for someone else or "Don't force this idea" I'm guessing there will be lots of dumbs, but I'm taking the risk.[/QUOTE] It's missing me.

[QUOTE=Inspecter;37330613]It's missing me.[/QUOTE] Dumb is also for someone else, you know?

Hey guys [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N9F7q.gif[/IMG]

What the hell are you talking about? Roasting people is cannibalism. I'm calling the police.

[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;37330635]Hey guys [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N9F7q.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] A gif showing off some bling!? Aw yeah.

Hey guys just thought I'd give you a quick update on the FireRed playthrough. Well today I encountered a shiny Zubat. I only had a single pokeball to capture this magnificent creature. Wartortle was out of the question as any move I would use would K.O. I bring Pikachu into the equation and use Thunder Wave which successfully paralyses the green bat. Clefairy arrives on the scene, and uses tackle twice lowering the Zubat's health to a good chunk of yellow. My next move was the turning point of the battle, I decide to use tackle one more time, better to be safe then sorry. I use tackle and it critical hits. Zubat's health bar slowly turns to red, and then to darkness. My eyes slowly shut in dismay. I turn of the SP, calmly place it down on the table, and walk away.

Say, what if the Degreaser could have a different upside and different downsides? You see, there is this unused attribute called "charged airblast": [code]set_charged_airblast Attributes Associated: + charged airblast (165) (=) Attribute Format: Additive Weapon Restrictions: + tf_weapon_flamethrower Projectile Restrictions: N/A Class Restrictions: Usable by All Negative Value: N/A Description: Allows you to do a charged airblast. Hold M2 to charge up the airblast, and release it to fire it. It takes 2 seconds of charging to get a fully charged airblast. The ammo consumption remains the same. Setting the value to 1 enables it.[/code] Maybe instead of a faster weapon switch, we could have [b]that[/b]! [code]The Degreaser [+} Airblast can now be charged, which will push enemies further [-] +20% airblast cost [-] -25% airblast knockback[/code] (Of course, a fully-charged airblast would still be more powerful than the regular airblast.) [QUOTE=BlueYoshi;37330635]Hey guys [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N9F7q.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] That is the first time ever that I saw someone show off an item through a gif. And that's pretty badass doing it like that.

[QUOTE=Papoose;37330684]Hey guys just thought I'd give you a quick update on the FireRed playthrough. Well today I encountered a shiny Zubat. I only had a single pokeball to capture this magnificent creature. Wartortle was out of the question as any move I would use would K.O. I bring Pikachu into the equation and use Thunder Wave which successfully paralyses the green bat. Clefairy arrives on the scene, and uses tackle twice lowering the Zubat's health to a good chunk of yellow. My next move was the turning point of the battle, I decide to use tackle one more time, better to be safe then sorry. I use tackle and it critical hits. Zubat's health bar slowly turns to red, and then to darkness. My eyes slowly shut in dismay. I turn of the SP, calmly place it down on the table, and walk away.[/QUOTE] Who the fuck are you?

[QUOTE=Rageguy;37330537][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1206671[/url][/QUOTE] So does that mean all TF2 talk is now over there?

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37330748]Who the fuck are you?[/QUOTE] Papoose, as it clearly says to the left of this post, and the post above.

[QUOTE=Papoose;37330684]Hey guys just thought I'd give you a quick update on the FireRed playthrough. Well today I encountered a shiny Zubat. I only had a single pokeball to capture this magnificent creature. Wartortle was out of the question as any move I would use would K.O. I bring Pikachu into the equation and use Thunder Wave which successfully paralyses the green bat. Clefairy arrives on the scene, and uses tackle twice lowering the Zubat's health to a good chunk of yellow. My next move was the turning point of the battle, I decide to use tackle one more time, better to be safe then sorry. I use tackle and it critical hits. Zubat's health bar slowly turns to red, and then to darkness. My eyes slowly shut in dismay. I turn of the SP, calmly place it down on the table, and walk away.[/QUOTE] I feel your pain, had the same thing happen, except it was a shiny ditto. Shiny goddamn ditto.

[QUOTE=MeltingData;37330764]So does that mean all TF2 talk is now over there?[/QUOTE] Pretty much.

[QUOTE=MeltingData;37330764]So does that mean all TF2 talk is now over there?[/QUOTE] Well, there's really no TF2 talk here, usually it's just LOL, DRAMA OFFTOPICSHIT XD!

[QUOTE=AbeX300;37330688]Say, what if the Degreaser could have a different upside and different downsides? You see, there is this unused attribute called "charged airblast": [code]set_charged_airblast Attributes Associated: + charged airblast (165) (=) Attribute Format: Additive Weapon Restrictions: + tf_weapon_flamethrower Projectile Restrictions: N/A Class Restrictions: Usable by All Negative Value: N/A Description: Allows you to do a charged airblast. Hold M2 to charge up the airblast, and release it to fire it. It takes 2 seconds of charging to get a fully charged airblast. The ammo consumption remains the same. Setting the value to 1 enables it.[/code] Maybe instead of a faster weapon switch, we could have [b]that[/b]! [code]The Degreaser [+} Airblast can now be charged, which will push enemies further [-] +20% airblast cost [-] -25% airblast knockback[/code] (Of course, a fully-charged airblast would still be more powerful than the regular airblast.) That is the first time ever that I saw someone show off an item through a gif. And that's pretty badass doing it like that.[/QUOTE] To be perfectly honest, the Degreaser is a really useful weapon. It's something the Pyro needs in my opinion.

Well, f*** this s*** we can't do anything right. I'm out of here. Keep crying your babies.