The Hats Megathread V7 - Misc items that were originally hats were fake facial hair!

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23737697]I don't like the drill sergeant because it looks like something you would wear on a safari or something like that. It doesn't look right to me.[/QUOTE]

...what the hell

[Pedro the Fuzzy]

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23737697]I don't like the drill sergeant because it looks like something you would wear on a safari or something like that. It doesn't look right to me.[/QUOTE]

do you even know what a drill sergeant is?

[Stizzles]

I had a dream that I found Ze Goggles, and I don't even like that hat very much. :saddowns:

[Pako]

Crafted my 3 refined metal and got...

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/cf/Whoopeecap.png/250px-Whoopeecap.png[/img]

:frog:

[editline]23:11[/editline]

I have two Engy hats but I can't craft it with any of them because I've set both up for a trade :saddowns:

[Kaz]

[QUOTE=im not iRunner;23738227][IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pile_of_junk3.png[/IMG]+[IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pile_of_junk3.png[/IMG]+[IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pile_of_junk3.png[/IMG] = [IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/sniper_nohat.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/sniper_nohat.png[/IMG] + [IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/engineer_nohat.png[/IMG] = [IMG]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/scout_whoopee.png[/IMG]

God dammit[/QUOTE]Now that's what I call bad luck.

[Keychain]

Could've been worse. He could've gotten a hatless Scout.

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;23744092]Now that's what I call bad luck.[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with that hat? It's colourful, and a Jughead Jones reference.

[iRunner]

[QUOTE=JGillo;23744383]What's wrong with that hat? It's colourful, and a Jughead Jones reference.[/QUOTE]

I call it bad luck because of this:

[img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2810/fuckmeq.png[/img]

[Fat White Lump]

Hey iRunner, want to trade one of your Hallmarks for my Tricorne?

[PBandSailorJerry]

Would you trade your baker boy or tossle cap for something.

[vander97]

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;23744890]Hey iRunner, want to trade one of your Hallmarks for my Tricorne?[/QUOTE]

I honestly think that no one will ever want the tricorne for a pimp hat. Go for something else you might get lucky

[Fat White Lump]

[QUOTE=vander97;23745032]I honestly think that no one will ever want the tricorne for a pimp hat. Go for something else you might get lucky[/QUOTE]

There might be someone...:smith:

[vander97]

[QUOTE=iRunner;23744666]I call it bad luck because of this:

hat collection[/QUOTE]

Wheres the gibus/ every other event hat missing

[TABULARASA]

If I could just get my hands on a Frenchmen's Beret, I'd be a pretty happy man.

I'm putting up all three of my hats up for a Beret.

Ten Gallon, Mining Light, Stove Pipe.

[iRunner]

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;23745039]There might be someone...:smith:[/QUOTE]

I would, but i really like my hallmark, and i already set up a trade for the other one, hmm, let me check up some stuff and i'll tell you in a while

[editline]10:05PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=vander97;23745052]Wheres the gibus/ every other event hat missing[/QUOTE]

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[Laurn]

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;23745039]There might be someone...:smith:[/QUOTE]

If I had a Hallmark, I'd trade it with you :smith:
I want to be an Irish Pirate.

[Skyhawk]

Hehe, just my luck, I do a random craft yesterday and get a medic hat (Tyrolean) and today I find a Prussian Pickelhaube :v:

[Kaz]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23744146]Could've been worse. He could've gotten a hatless Scout.[/QUOTE]You always say that.

:colbert:

[Hellduck]

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;23746772]You always say that.

:colbert:[/QUOTE]

sos ur face

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=Hellduck;23747464]sos ur face[/QUOTE]
This.

:v:

[Kaz]

[QUOTE=Hellduck;23747464]sos ur face[/QUOTE]Ohh, good one

[iRunner]

[QUOTE=iRunner;23345430][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img]x[b]109[/b] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img]x[b]13[/b] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/cross.png[/img]x[b]8[/b] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/img]x[b]2[/b][/QUOTE]

:psyboom:

[Lucinice]

[QUOTE=iRunner;23749273]:psyboom:[/QUOTE]

Hold on a sec I'm going to go make that 110.

[Pennywisе]

Got
[img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/soldier_viking.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_pyrolean.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_chicken.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/hallmark.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/heavy_stocking_cap.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/mining_hat.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/medic_tyrolean.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/straw_hat.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/spy_hat.png[/img]
Would like
[img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8734/tradingc.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/soldier_sargehat.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_monocle.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/newsboy_cap.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/hat_third_nr.png[/img](Drill hat, Monocle, and TRADING JESUS CHRIST take priority, though)
Would trade
[img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/soldier_viking.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/pyro_chicken.png[/img][img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/heavy_stocking_cap.png[/img]

[PSI Guy]

So I now have a tough guy's toque.

I'll trade it for the following medic hats in order of want.

1. Ze Goggles.
2. Vintage Tyrolean
3. Prussian Pickelhaube
4. Physician's Proecdure Mask
5. Otolaryngologist's Mirror
6. Gentleman's Gatsby

[Icemoo]

So i crafted my two cocks and got a pot. Good craft y/n.
Also i found a ushanka during tf2 lobby.

[iRunner]

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;23750066]So i crafted my two cocks and got pot. Good craft y/n.
Also i found a ushanka during tf2 lobby.[/QUOTE]

[img_thumb]http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock1.jpg[/img_thumb] + [img_thumb]http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock1.jpg[/img_thumb] = [img_thumb]http://www.christinas-home-remedies.com/image-files/sinus-neti-pot.jpg[/img_thumb]

???

[Ian]

[QUOTE=iRunner;23750144][img_thumb]http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock1.jpg[/img_thumb] + [img_thumb]http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock1.jpg[/img_thumb] = [img_thumb]http://www.christinas-home-remedies.com/image-files/sinus-neti-pot.jpg[/img_thumb]

???[/QUOTE]

I think he means ACTUAL pot, like weed.

and actual cocks :byodood:

[MisterVantes]

[QUOTE=Ian;23750156]I think he means ACTUAL pot, like weed.

and actual [B]cocks[/B] :byodood:[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:

[Inv1ctus]

Just crafted

[img]http://tf2b.ather-tech.net/img/spy_hat.png[/img]

I was considering waiting until I could get another piece of metal and craft a spy specific class hat, but I just went ahead and crafted anyway. Everything turned out great :D