The Hats Megathread V7 - Misc items that were originally hats were fake facial hair!

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;23871288]Don't start.[/QUOTE]
Don't start what?
Pointing out facts.

[Sir Hobo]

Ima show off my hats now.
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/spy/spy_beret_sized.png[/img]
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/sniper/jarate_headband_sized.png[/img]
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/engineer/engineer_train_hat_sized.png[/img]
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/demo/demo_scott_sized.png[/img]
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/heavy/football_helmet_sized.png[/img]
[img]http://www.tf2items.com/hats/soldier/soldier_viking_sized.png[/img]

[editline]11:48PM[/editline]

Love the footbal helm cuz i got M.Bisons hat skin for it

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=Rong;23870955]Stop. Before you do anything,

[url]http://www.tf2items.com/id/darthrong[/url]

Do I have anything that interests you?[/QUOTE]

Hey, why do you equip the Gibus for Scout when you have the Bonk helm?

This confounds me.

[vander97]

Anyone want a Yellow Belt for another sniper hat other than the bucket hat and hatless

[Recurracy]

Knock it off already.

[editline]03:54PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23871474]Don't start what?
Pointing out facts.[/QUOTE]

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=vander97;23871600]Anyone want a Yellow Belt for another sniper hat other than the bucket hat and hatless[/QUOTE]

Trophy Belt.

Herp.

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=JGillo;23871667]Trophy Belt.

Herp.[/QUOTE]

Not much of a prize though. :v:

Edit: Page king oh god what do I do. Rainbows now

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23871474]Don't start what?
Pointing out facts.[/QUOTE]
No one gives a fuck. Stop pointing out that Rong likes Scout, we fucking know.

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;23871762]Not much of a prize though. :v:

Edit: Page king oh god what do I do. Rainbows now[/QUOTE]

Fine, take my gibus. The Sniper can equip that hat aswell.
:smug:

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23871781]No one gives a fuck. Stop pointing out that Rong likes Scout, we fucking know.[/QUOTE]
Oh my.
Cause it's not like there's this thing called ignoring me.
Oh wait I forgot that require free will and a brain.

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23871876]Oh my.
Cause it's not like there's this thing called ignoring me.
Oh wait I forgot that require free will and a brain.[/QUOTE]
Because you're totally ignoring Rong's love for the Scout. oohh the hypocrisy

[HyperTails]

Keychain stop.

[Keychain]

Stop what? Telling people to stop bullying a specific user?

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23871918]Because you're totally ignoring Rong's love for the Scout. oohh the hypocrisy[/QUOTE]
You're even dumber than you used to be.

[QUOTE=Keychain;23872011]Stop what? Telling people to stop bullying a specific user?[/QUOTE]
Cause I've totally done this more than this 1 time.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23872019]
Cause I've totally done this more than this 1 time.[/QUOTE]
Are you one of those five year olds who has to be told directly not to do something? Even though the same thing was said a while ago to someone else?

[QUOTE=Keychain;23860481]Shut the [B]HELL[/B] up.

Jesus christ Rong has a thing for Scout, [B]we get it.[/B] The fact you have to blatantly point it out every time he mentions the class is more annoying than his mentioning of the class.

So fucking what if he wants a Scout hat, I personally like 4 out of his 5 hats. Does it really have to do with anything? Can't he just want a Scout hat like a normal person?

Stop picking on Rong already. It's just rong.[/QUOTE]

[HyperTails]

No Keychain. This wouldn't have continued if you hadn't responded to the post. As I did, I am also in error. I'm doing it right now.

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23872100]Are you one of those five year olds who has to be told directly not to do something? Even though the same thing was said a while ago to someone else?[/QUOTE]
I was never told not to do this.

Not everyone reads every single post of the thread.

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23872131]I was never told not to do this.[/QUOTE]
Then learn to read.

[EvilShadow777]

Cripes, this conversation wouldn't even exist if Chef hadn't gone out of his way to point out Rong's attraction to the Scout. All that happened was Rong wanted to trade for a new Scout hat, it shouldn't have gone past that. >_>

Edit: HyperTails, if Chef didn't step out of line in the first place there wouldn't even be a problem.

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23872131]I was never told not to do this.

Not everyone reads every single post of the thread.[/QUOTE]

Do you love Scout or something? I think you see Rong as a serious threat between you and that brooklyn hooligan.
Also why doesn't TF2 have CAPS for headwear? I'd like to see the Scout, Pyro or Engie where a cap. ;3

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=JGillo;23872171]Also why doesn't TF2 have CAPS for headwear? I'd like to see the Scout, Pyro or Engie where a cap. ;3[/QUOTE]
Engie's Cap. :crossarms:

[EvilShadow777]

[QUOTE=JGillo;23872171]Do you love Scout or something? I think you see Rong as a serious threat between you and that brooklyn hooligan.
Also why doesn't TF2 have CAPS for headwear? I'd like to see the Scout, Pyro or Engie where a cap. ;3[/QUOTE]
Whoopee Cap
Engineer's Cap
(Coming Soon) The Attendant - A Gasman's Cap

[Keychain]

Bonk Helm is pretty much just a cap with Bonk! drinks attached to it. Why it's called "Helm" is beyond me.

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23872148]Then learn to read.[/QUOTE]
If rong doesn't want people to say it then let hims say that himself.
No one will listen if other people say it for him.

[EvilShadow777]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23872264]Bonk Helm is pretty much just a cap with Bonk! drinks attached to it. Why it's called "Helm" is beyond me.[/QUOTE]
Because it's a plastic helmet. If it were a cap it would have a less shiney texture to it.

Edit: Chef, just stop dammit.

[FruitsPunch]

[QUOTE=Keychain;23872209]Engie's Cap. :crossarms:[/QUOTE]

I was thinking of something a bit more traditional.

[img]http://www.highsnobiety.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_original-fake-new-era-cap-teeth-front.jpg.jpg[/img]

But how can I forget about the Engie's cap, even though I have it myself. >_>

[Alapage]

Regardless, I dislike the term 'helm'. Was there really not enough space for 'helmet'?

[Keychain]

[QUOTE=EvilShadow777;23872300]Because it's a plastic helmet. If it were a cap it would have a less shiney texture to it.[/QUOTE]
Well that's just dumb. I've never seen a cap-like helmet before.

[QUOTE=Chef salad;23872292]If rong doesn't want people to say it then let hims say that himself.
No one will listen if other people say it for him.[/QUOTE]
Says you. Grow up.

[EvilShadow777]

[QUOTE=JGillo;23872336]I was thinking of something a bit more traditional.

[img]http://www.highsnobiety.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_original-fake-new-era-cap-teeth-front.jpg.jpg[/img]

But how can I forget about the Engie's cap, even though I have it myself. >_>[/QUOTE]
These were less than traditionally seen in the 50s/60s. And the Scout's default hat looks like the type of cap you're thinking of. You might as well just unequip your hat if you want one, unless you want it worn in a different style like sideways or whatnot.

Or a towering pillar of caps.

[HyperTails]

I'm amazed there's no traditional backward cap on the scout.