• Which TF2 Character do you ant to have sex with?
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spy (disguised as a female) o wait if a spy disguised as a female, he is still a male and i am not gay so, none :C
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16649456]oh hey fixed that for you that'll be tree fitty[/QUOTE] Thanks Bra.
[QUOTE=PatrickT;16649256]Hi there. Don't tell anyone but I'm secretly gay. I don't want anyone to know so I call everyone a faggot in the hopes that no one will suspect me of loving the cock[/QUOTE] :siren: ALTERNATIVE FIXTURE :siren:
Spy, Medic, and possibly Pyro. Unless he's a woman. Not that I don't like girls, I just don't want to fuck anything that makes me lose faith in humanity.
Pyro. :blush:
Heavy. You all know why.
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;16530127]The cart.[/QUOTE] sorry she's taken. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/lAlqPG.png[/img]
The announcer... seening as she's the only woman in the game. Pyro is a hermaphrodite, so doesn't count.
Pyro [img]http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv234/TheCunningHam/Drawings/P8100026.jpg[/img] Just look at that sexy beast of a man, mmmmm... :love:
Demoman... he has no dick, just a smiley face it was blow off in a tragic dynamite humping accident...
[QUOTE=svetloste;16659278]Demoman... he has no dick, just a smiley face it was blow off in a tragic dynamite humping accident...[/QUOTE] So his taunt was supposed to blind you with a white screen?
[QUOTE=KingKombat;16659377]So his taunt was supposed to blind you with a white screen?[/QUOTE] lol... thatd be funny
I would like to get butt raped by the Heavy. Goosh goosh.
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;16659493]I would like to get butt raped by the Heavy. Goosh goosh.[/QUOTE] FUCK. YOU JUST HAD TO BRING UP GOOSH GOOSH, DIDN'T YOU?! I thought I escaped goosh goosh. ;-;
Scout's mother :P First i must kill red spy
The Announcer :smug:
No i think the scout girl skin :P
Sniper's mom.
Sniper's Dad. :smugdog:
Sniper's Dog. 0-0
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;16647001]This thread would, well, COULD have been interesting if there were girls on Facepunch But there aren't any (or at least not enough)[/QUOTE] IF I WAS A FEMALE I'D CHOSSE snipoih, maybe cause he seems like the nice, sweet type that'd make you breakfast. HE SMELLS OF PEE THOUGH Well then I go to one of my favorite quotes: "If liking the idea of hosing off an angry Australian is wrong, I'm not sure I want to be right." scoot is definitely the cutest, with his badboy act and overall funniness. RAT ME RAINBOSE AND YOU'D BE RONG I wouldn't mate with any of them unless I and the team were the last people on earth. Even then there's the tiniest chance of the Pyro being able to have babbies. Now, if it was hanging out, being friends, or anything that doesn't have to do with having sex with old men, I'm all for it. Spy, Engy, Pyro maybe, heck even Tentispy.
Wait a second... [b]If [/b]you were female? :crossarms:
Wait a second... [B] Babbies?, rat?, snipoih?! [/B]
Scout's Muzzer.
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Dispenser :3:
Teleporter exit. Because I'm into anal. But for a class, the demoman, y'know what they say.
:smugdog: The Announcer
Pyro: [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/67459a.jpg[/img] ololololol
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