What are some hats/miscs that you despise with a passion?
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The Liquor Locker, it just looks entirely out of place on demoman
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;37097900]Bill's hat is the best backup hat, I don't know what you're talking about.[/QUOTE]
What is a backup hat? In case you lose all your hats or what?
The highest on my list has got to be the Robot Chicken hat.
Any promo item that wasn't from RO2, DX:HR (Except the Nanobalaclava), Shogun 2, and Weta.
Most of the weekly items.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;37098155]well to be honest, didn't expect a response that rude but ok. i don't like it[B] because it clips with 95% of the hats in the game[/B], most of pyro's miscs look horrible with it, and it's not even colored the correct color of the pyro's suit.
i would actually like it if spark's fix got in.[/QUOTE]
So did the last breath and y'all love it so god damn much!
[QUOTE=Desuh;37098274]And last but not least the one that makes me rage the most: the veil skull style.
The veil when used with the other two styles is a wonderful misc but the skull style looks horrible and makes the sniper look like someone from call of duty. It's very popular among kids and traders. I have only seen one veil that didnt have the skull style on screenshots of unusual veils.[/QUOTE]
Smooth Assassin best style.
[QUOTE=DatHarry;37098277]The Liquor Locker, it just looks entirely out of place on demoman[/QUOTE]
Not if the rest of your stuff is pirate themed
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;37098299]Smooth Assassin best style.[/QUOTE]
I personally prefer hired gun because of its simplicity but smooth assassin is cool too and adds a nice detail to it.
[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;37098296]So did the last breath and y'all love it so god damn much![/QUOTE]
but it's fixed. :(
Most of the free all class hats. (Gibus, Parasite, Proof of Purchase)
Troublemaker's Tossle cap. If it was like the Demo's Beanie or the Liquidator's Lid, I would probably like it. But as it looks now, he looks like he is wearing a penis tip on his head and it looks stupid.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen. It's jigglebones are awfu, it's Lime Green by default and I personally dislike VLEK.
I also hate the Sight For Sore Eyes + Pyromancer's Mask combo. Nine times out of ten, the mask is painted Pink as Hell with the Stylish style. It just looks bad.
[QUOTE=Captain;37098371]Most of the free all class hats. (Gibus, Parasite, Proof of Purchase)[/QUOTE]
hey, the parasite is a pretty nice hat with some good paint on it
Again people will kick my balls for this but:
-Hound dog
-Team capitain
-Fast Learner
-Anger
-Deus Specs
Overused as [b]HELL[/b]. They are great models but is so boring to watch every player with those items.
Be creative, there is a ton of other hats and misc to pick.
Really dislike promo items that aren't Community-Made. Most of them are just shoe-horned into TF2 to just draw in money and they don't even look good; like the Bolt Action Blitzer, Robot Chicken Hat, and the Jagged Alliance and Kingdoms of Amalur promos. Of course, though, there are some small exceptions.
my least favorite is probably the earbuds
Troublemaker, Team Captain, Halloween Skull and The Anger, why do I fucking see it everywhere? Also earbills combo.
Fast Learner when it doesn't make sense with the hat it goes with.
Bombnomicon
Flamboyant Flamenco
Last Breath when it's equipped just because it's their only head replacement
Pyromancer
Team Captain
The Anger
Painted Gibuses and hair items painted something that isn't a natural hair color.
There's a lot of hats that I don't particularly care for, but these hats in particular I actually loathe.
Scout: Bonk Helm
Soldier: Dapper Topper, Drill Hat, Exquisite Rack, Battle Bob, Hat without a Home
Pyro: Madame Dixie, Dead Cone, Pyro's Beanie
Demoman: Hustler's Hallmark, Afro, Glengarry Bonnet, Snapped Pupil, Shutter Shades
Heavy: Football Helmet, Hard Counter, Coupe, Magnificent Mongolian, Gym Rat, Dread Knot, Pugilist, both Luchadors
Engineer: Buckaroo, Festivizer, Headpiece, Ol' Geezer
Medic: Geisha Boy, Doctor's Sack, Planeswalker's Helm,
Sniper: Larrikin Robin, William Tell Apple
Spy: Ketche, Beret, Camera Beard, the Noh Mercy when it's combined with any hats (alone it looks rad), Magistrate's Mullet
Multi-class: All Father, Private Eye, Gibus, Max Head (there's a story I have about how I stupidly traded mine for a v. sola topi when trading came out, but regardless I think it looks atrocious), Towering Pillar of Hats, the treasure hats and HOUWAR, Festive Tree, Kenmuri and Monarch, Lo-fi Longwave, Holiday Headcase, the Point n Shoot, earbuds
I know there's some odd ones in there, so I guess I'll explain them how I can:
Hallmark: There's a lot of people who seem to love this hat. I dislike it really just because I think it looks kinda trashy. I know that's the intention, but I just can't bring myself to like it. I've tried, seriously. The fact that 50% of the Demoman population seems to wear it doesn't make it any better, mostly just seeing it all the time gets annoying and boring.
Ol' Geezer: This actually fits TF2's artstyle quite well, and it looks like a hat that would fit perfectly onto TF2's concept art at the time of it's development. I just hate the shape, honestly. Can't say much else.
Larrikin Robin: Same as the Hallmark, really. Looks kind of trashy and gimmicky like the Pyro Beanie and the Buckaroo, even if it does fit the whole "Sniper is a marksman" idea.
All Father: Just looks terrible to me. I really hate seeing it on soldiers and heavies, it just looks way too goofy for my taste.
Camera Beard: See Larrikin Robin.
And that's really it.
[QUOTE=KnowProblem;37098823]There's a lot of hats that I don't particularly care for, but these hats in particular I actually loathe.
Scout: Bonk Helm
Soldier: Dapper Topper, Drill Hat, Exquisite Rack, Battle Bob, Hat without a Home
Pyro: [b]Madame Dixie[/b], Dead Cone, Pyro's Beanie
Demoman: Hustler's Hallmark, Afro, Glengarry Bonnet, Snapped Pupil, Shutter Shades
Heavy: Football Helmet, Hard Counter, Coupe, Magnificent Mongolian, Gym Rat, Dread Knot, Pugilist, both Luchadors
Engineer: Buckaroo, Festivizer, Headpiece, Ol' Geezer
Medic: Geisha Boy, Doctor's Sack, Planeswalker's Helm,
Sniper: Larrikin Robin, William Tell Apple
Spy: Ketche, Beret, Camera Beard, the Noh Mercy when it's combined with any hats (alone it looks rad), Magistrate's Mullet
Multi-class: All Father, Private Eye, Gibus, Max Head (there's a story I have about how I stupidly traded mine for a v. sola topi when trading came out, but regardless I think it looks atrocious), Towering Pillar of Hats, the treasure hats and HOUWAR, Festive Tree, Kenmuri and Monarch, Lo-fi Longwave, Holiday Headcase, the Point n Shoot, earbuds
I know there's some odd ones in there, so I guess I'll explain them how I can:
Hallmark: There's a lot of people who seem to love this hat. I dislike it really just because I think it looks kinda trashy. I know that's the intention, but I just can't bring myself to like it. I've tried, seriously. The fact that 50% of the Demoman population seems to wear it doesn't make it any better, mostly just seeing it all the time gets annoying and boring.
Ol' Geezer: This actually fits TF2's artstyle quite well, and it looks like a hat that would fit perfectly onto TF2's concept art at the time of it's development. I just hate the shape, honestly. Can't say much else.
Larrikin Robin: Same as the Hallmark, really. Looks kind of trashy and gimmicky like the Pyro Beanie and the Buckaroo, even if it does fit the whole "Sniper is a marksman" idea.
All Father: Just looks terrible to me. I really hate seeing it on soldiers and heavies, it just looks way too goofy for my taste.
Camera Beard: See Larrikin Robin.
And that's really it.[/QUOTE]
:c
I hate the charmer's chapeau. It's just so..unfitting. Fedora is so much nicer of a hat. No idea why the chapeau is god tier.
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I literally don't hate anything else in this game.
Anything.
Besides this.
Everyone who hates Dr's Dapper Topper have no soul
[QUOTE=WiltheKid;37099011][t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a9/Backpack_Triad_Trinket.png[/t]
I literally don't hate anything else in this game.
Anything.
Besides this.[/QUOTE]
It's a fad and it came out yesterday. Calm down and give it time.
[QUOTE=Captain;37098371]I also hate the Sight For Sore Eyes + Pyromancer's Mask combo. Nine times out of ten, the mask is painted Pink as Hell with the Stylish style. It just looks bad.[/QUOTE]
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How can you hate this :(
1. Essentially every pyro hat.
I wear only all-class items on my pyro.
2. That fucking ugly as shit Awesomenauts sniper hat. EUGH, I despise it.
3. Any sort of good hats that are painted terrible colours.
4. Any sort of hat painted lime / pink.
5. Purple. Fucking. Hallmarks.
Everywhere I turn, my favourite hat in that gaudy-ass colour. "LOL BCUZ PIMP XDD" Shut the fuck up.
So much rage.
I hate the Team Captain. It is overused to hell.
I don't even have a hat per class. I use the Team Captain (Bought it when it was on sale) because it's the only shit I have.
My list will be comprised only of items I find aesthetically repugnant, not spammed to death good items like the Fast Learner.
Starting with things off the top of my head that are of particular distaste, moving on to things I remembered disliking while looking through a list of all hats:
Dapper Topper
Hard Counter
The Frankenstein Heavy items (all)
That giant present thing
Defiant Spartan
Battle Bob
Bolt-Action Blitzer (that's the football helmet with the bolts, right?)
Hero's Tail
El Jefe (simply because it shouldn't be a scout item, I rather like it)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Helmet Without a Home
Reggaelator
Mask of the Shaman
Liquor Locker (just bulky/out of place)
Pugilist's Protector
Big Chief
Coupe D'isaster
Warhead
Capo's Capper (tacky Fancy Fedora)
Engie Halloween items.
Gatsby (my first craft :-(, class specific 4 ref down the drain)
Bucket Helm
Geisha Boy
Doctor's Sack
Snaggletooth
Flamingo Kid
Janissary Ketche
Cosa Nostra Cap (like a Fancy made of modeling clay, ick)
Nanobalaclava
Noh Mercy (purely because of clipping)
Col Roule (just a bit bland, I saw a retexture in the workshop with stripes, it was good)
Company Man & the rest of the caps
Festive Tree
Gibus (duh)
[QUOTE=lemonade1950;37099046][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/541782282409938920/D585890D7B9A3CA13FEB72EA9C5D926046C488BF/[/t]
How can you hate this :([/QUOTE]
The problem is all lime green pinky as hell combos are very forced.
[QUOTE=WiltheKid;37099011][t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a9/Backpack_Triad_Trinket.png[/t]
I literally don't hate anything else in this game.
Anything.
Besides this.[/QUOTE]
It looks phenomenal on spy and I like what they did with Scout, very douchey-azn.
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