What are some hats/miscs that you despise with a passion?
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Also, the Max Head. Why? Because no one who wears it likes Sam and Max. It's all used by cunty traders who want to show off how fucking rich they are.
[QUOTE=KnowProblem;37098823]There's a lot of hats that I don't particularly care for, but these hats in particular I actually loathe.
Scout: Bonk Helm
Soldier: Dapper Topper, [b]Drill Hat[/b], Exquisite Rack, Battle Bob, Hat without a Home
Pyro: Madame Dixie, Dead Cone, Pyro's Beanie
Demoman: Hustler's Hallmark, Afro, Glengarry Bonnet, Snapped Pupil, Shutter Shades
Heavy: Football Helmet, Hard Counter, Coupe, Magnificent Mongolian, Gym Rat, Dread Knot, Pugilist, both Luchadors
Engineer: Buckaroo, Festivizer, Headpiece, Ol' Geezer
Medic: Geisha Boy, Doctor's Sack, Planeswalker's Helm,
Sniper: Larrikin Robin, William Tell Apple
Spy: Ketche, Beret, Camera Beard, the Noh Mercy when it's combined with any hats (alone it looks rad), Magistrate's Mullet
Multi-class: All Father, Private Eye, Gibus, Max Head (there's a story I have about how I stupidly traded mine for a v. sola topi when trading came out, but regardless I think it looks atrocious), Towering Pillar of Hats, the treasure hats and HOUWAR, Festive Tree, Kenmuri and Monarch, Lo-fi Longwave, Holiday Headcase, the Point n Shoot, earbuds
I know there's some odd ones in there, so I guess I'll explain them how I can:
Hallmark: There's a lot of people who seem to love this hat. I dislike it really just because I think it looks kinda trashy. I know that's the intention, but I just can't bring myself to like it. I've tried, seriously. The fact that 50% of the Demoman population seems to wear it doesn't make it any better, mostly just seeing it all the time gets annoying and boring.
Ol' Geezer: This actually fits TF2's artstyle quite well, and it looks like a hat that would fit perfectly onto TF2's concept art at the time of it's development. I just hate the shape, honestly. Can't say much else.
Larrikin Robin: Same as the Hallmark, really. Looks kind of trashy and gimmicky like the Pyro Beanie and the Buckaroo, even if it does fit the whole "Sniper is a marksman" idea.
All Father: Just looks terrible to me. I really hate seeing it on soldiers and heavies, it just looks way too goofy for my taste.
Camera Beard: See Larrikin Robin.
And that's really it.[/QUOTE]
[b]Why.[/b]
Explain what's wrong with the Drill Hat
I don't understand how being overused equal hatred. It's like second nature.
If there's 1 thing I dislike more then the broken hazmat (which I hope gets fixed)
Is the team captain.
Know what I'm even more sick of then that?
Seeing UNUSUAL team captains.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;37099399]If there's 1 thing I dislike more then the broken hazmat (which I hope gets fixed)
Is the team captain.
Know what I'm even more sick of then that?
Seeing UNUSUAL team captains.[/QUOTE]
....Team Captain is my only hat for the Heavy.
I'm sorry OKAY
it looks cool.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37099430]....Team Captain is my only hat for the Heavy.
I'm sorry OKAY
it looks cool.[/QUOTE]
It fits heavy and medic because Komissar and Nazi.
But soldier? No.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;37099454]It fits heavy and medic because Komissar and Nazi.
But soldier? No.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I wear the Soldier's Stash on my Soldier.
I think it looks really good on Heavy and Medic.
It actually works p. well with the Deus Specs and Purity Fist, it makes the Heavy look like a cyborg super villain.
I know you all loathe the Deus Specs, but in this case they look all right
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I like most of soldiers hats, favorites being AA, stash.
[QUOTE=Rageguy;37099534]I like most of soldiers hats, favorites being AA, stash.[/QUOTE]
Stash, and Drill Sargeant are my favorites, Stash going higher. I'm sorry, but I've always felt any of Soldier's hats with no military connections shouldn't belong really
I hate all the football helmets.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37099553]Stash, and Drill Sargeant are my favorites, Stash going higher. I'm sorry, but I've always felt any of Soldier's hats with no military connections shouldn't belong really[/QUOTE]
I like helmets.
Edit: and caps. not the tyrants helm or the defiant. Those don't count.
[QUOTE=WiltheKid;37099011][t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a9/Backpack_Triad_Trinket.png[/t]
I literally don't hate anything else in this game.
Anything.
Besides this.[/QUOTE]
It looks pretty good on Scout and Sniper IMO. Heavy, Engi and Spy look ridiculous with it though.
Anyway, stuff I don't like? Not much really. Max Head, anything painted lime or pink (other than the Professor's Pineapple, it looks really good with lime), skull-veil, Private Eye (when used on Medic, because of how badly it fits) and the Christmas tree hat.
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Oops, forgot about miscs.
Ornament Armament, Jingle Belt and Liquor Locker are all really bad IMO.
I hate the fucking fast learner because every scout I see has it, and it always has some gross unfitting color like pink or lime green.
I also hate people with high tier promos (Bills, Max, Deus Specs) that don't even appreciate the game it's based off of, rather only using it as a mark of status amongst the trading community.
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;37099762]I hate the fucking fast learner because every scout I see has it, and it always has some gross unfitting color like pink or lime green.
I also hate people with high tier promos (Bills, Max, Deus Specs) that don't even appreciate the game it's based off of, rather only using it as a mark of status amongst the trading community.[/QUOTE]
yeah, how many people who actually have the Specs have played Deus Ex, and know more than "HURR, DAT GUY NEVER ASKED FOR THAT"
I don't necessarily hate the deus specs, I just think they're overrated.
A lot of people out there think they look good with everything, when I think they only look good with a few things.
All-Father, Deus Specs and Buds are prolly my most disliked miscs.
I also don't like any hat that shows the Soldier's eyes. Except Battle Bob.
[QUOTE=Liquid Squid;37098000]Hate the Team Captain with every fiber of my body.[/QUOTE]
Why?
Also I can't stand most of the pyro hats because they make him look like a retarded 4 year old
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Another thing
I don't see why everyone orgasmed over those new Sleeping Dogs items
I hate the Team Captain, it's so overrated.
[QUOTE=Zadrave;37101044]I hate the Team Captain, it's so overrated.[/QUOTE]
jealous
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Honestly the way I use it makes it look cool
except soldier
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37101143]jealous[/QUOTE]
I had one, in fact I found one.
Gave it away.
Hot Dogger, Big Elfin Deal, Dr's Dapper Topper, Brain Bucket, Infernal Impaler, Battle Bob, Pyro's Beanie, Respectless Rubber Glove, Handyman's Handle, Madame Dixie, Dead Cone, Stately Steel Toe, Mask of the Shaman, Football Helmet, Hard Counter, Gym Rat, Industrial Festivizer, Doctor's Sack, Anger, Flamingo Kid, Counterfeit Billycock, Max's Severed Head, Alien Swarm Parasite, Horrific Headsplitter, A Rather Festive Tree, Any Halloween achievement item, Holiday Headcase, Bolt Action Blitzer, Robot Chicken Hat.
Bootie Time, Stocking Stuffer, Texas Half-Pants, Scrap Pack, Camera Beard.
I think that's about it.
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Gee, I'm sorry guys.
I don't mind the TC, it's true it's super overused.
Poor thing.
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Gee, I'm sorry guys.
I don't mind the TC, it's true it's super overused.
Poor thing.[/QUOTE]
It's the plague!
Run while you still can!
Dangeresque Too?
It's ugly, doesn't really fit demo and I see it everywhere because every two-bit demo HAS to fill up every single misc slot, because if they're there, why not use them right? Wrong.
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this fucking thing, EVERY pro trader douche that plays soldier HAS to have this thing for some god damn reason, it doesn't even make any fucking sense maybe it's funny during fucking christmas but its not fucking RESTRICTED to christmas, in fact i hate every single christmas themed item for that reason[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say all of them, Head warmer, Brown Bomber, Sandvich Safe, All-Father, and the Outback intellectual work just fine outside of the christmas territory, it's things like the BMOC and the Kringle Kollection that stick out like a sore thumb.
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[I] Leave this place foul demon, for you are not welcome here.[/I]
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;37101636]I wouldn't say all of them, Head warmer, Brown Bomber, Sandvich Safe, All-Father, and the Outback intellectual work just fine outside of the christmas territory, it's things like the BMOC and the Kringle Kollection that stick out like a sore thumb.
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[I] Leave this place foul demon, for you are not welcome here.[/I][/QUOTE]
I think the issue with bootie time is
Everytime i look at it. i'm reminded i can be a retarded fucking elf scout all year.
But not a baller mummy scout.
To be honest for me it's probably this when it's just thrown into a loadout for no apparent reason.
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But this is probably the item that really gets my blood boiling against douchebag demo players mainly because they all use it or it's painted with a 'swag' color.
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I dont really have any demoman hat issues, i just dislike the experience since it's mainstream.
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[QUOTE=lockdown6;37101495][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Kringle_Collection.png[/img]
this fucking thing, EVERY pro trader douche that plays soldier HAS to have this thing for some god damn reason, it doesn't even make any fucking sense maybe it's funny during fucking christmas but its not fucking RESTRICTED to christmas, in fact i hate every single christmas themed item for that reason[/QUOTE]
It looks nice with the hat with no name. I like it, but i prefer my muttonchops and fancy dress to go with my unusual AA.
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