What are some hats/miscs that you despise with a passion?

[Problem]

[QUOTE=LaughingStock;37099298]I don't understand how being overused equal hatred. It's like second nature.[/QUOTE]

I'd say it just comes from seeing it so often to the point of being sick of seeing it. I generally don't have this problem except for the Hustler's Hallmark, but I can understand it. It's the same annoyance that comes from seeing, say, the Alien Swarm Parasite all the time, except in this case people are sick of seeing the more popular hats.

[QUOTE=Exparagus;37099271][b]Why.[/b]

Explain what's wrong with the Drill Hat[/QUOTE]

I don't like them in real life, dislike them even more in video games. Sorry! :v:

[Yukinari]

Cold War Luchador when its painted a bright color.
Max Head because its usaully a trader or someone who doesnt even know what Sam&Max is that wears it.
Festive Tree because the jigglebones are broken and is ugly.
Conquistador because of its model and being a very boring hat.
Essential Accessories because its usaully painted a bright color and part of most stereotypical scout loadouts that follow the Boombringer or Fast Learner.
And then the Holiday Headcase because its one of the worst ideas for a hat and probably the only thing i hate that Bang has made.

I wont say obvious ones like buds, bills, deus specs, or the anger because the majority know theyre hated.

[Ashtiel]

My main gripes with the scout are on these items;

The Hero's Tail almost anytime I see it is painted some unfitting color like Green or Orange, and it just looks ugly.

The Fast Learner on the other hand is just terribly overused or just painted some color that doesn't even fit with the loadout.

[Problem]

[QUOTE=Yukinari;37102257]bills[/QUOTE]

The only one I'll contest, Team Spirit Bills looks beautiful on nearly all the classes. Demoman and Sniper look excellent wearing them, even if it is overused. Doesn't stick out at all, fits in nicely with the classes default uniforms whilst looking professional. And it's one of the few hats that reveals the Soldier's eyes that doesn't look completely stupid.

fuck other colors though. ugh.

[Ian]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;37101495][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Kringle_Collection.png[/img]
this fucking thing, EVERY pro trader douche that plays soldier HAS to have this thing for some god damn reason, it doesn't even make any fucking sense maybe it's funny during fucking christmas but its not fucking RESTRICTED to christmas, in fact i hate every single christmas themed item for that reason[/QUOTE]

It looks fantastic on winter maps though, you have to give that to it.

[Cape]

[QUOTE=KnowProblem;37102292]The only one I'll contest, Team Spirit Bills looks beautiful on nearly all the classes. Demoman and Sniper look excellent wearing them, even if it is overused. Doesn't stick out at all, fits in nicely with the classes default uniforms whilst looking professional. And it's one of the few hats that reveals the Soldier's eyes that doesn't look completely stupid.

fuck other colors though. ugh.[/QUOTE]

I know it's overused and yadda yadda, but I think a black Bills looks really slick with the Last Breath.

[Demon!]

Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun, and the Gordbort hairpieces. Everything else is okay to me.

[Captain_Crazy]

[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e5/Engineer_xmas.png[/t]

what colossal retard allowed this in

it's revolting and unfitting

[CaptainRagequit]

so anyway im with my girlfriend and we were going to ice cream and my dad comes along and its cool i guess but whenever its us hes like always there and its really weird cause he didn't even know what we were doing. so she says "oh i gotta check the tires" and im like "oh... thats responsible" and then my dad says he has to go to his car real quick and im like "okay but you gotta hurry up cause your ice cream is gonna melt" and then 2 hours pass and im like "what gives?" So I go to MY car and I see my dad and my girlfriend in there and they're acting all weird to me, and shes putting her shirt on real quick and shes like "me and your dad are friends, why don't you just let us be friendly?" and I say "Then why is his dick in your hands?" Then they left me there, knowing I couldn't pay for the ice cream. fuck.

[QUOTE=Captain_Crazy;37102985][t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e5/Engineer_xmas.png[/t]

what colossal retard allowed this in

it's revolting and unfitting[/QUOTE]
yeah thats fucking revolting

[QUOTE=lockdown6;37101495][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Kringle_Collection.png[/img]
this fucking thing, EVERY pro trader douche that plays soldier HAS to have this thing for some god damn reason, it doesn't even make any fucking sense maybe it's funny during fucking christmas but its not fucking RESTRICTED to christmas, in fact i hate every single christmas themed item for that reason[/QUOTE]
I hope they make you wear that fucking coat when they put you in the insane asylum for hating that thing.

[Pocket Medic]

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/540682784981458198/9F3E11A80B00DC1D6A9F09939348815E3C9F87B9/[/t]

these ones

[CaptainRagequit]

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37103100][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/540682784981458198/9F3E11A80B00DC1D6A9F09939348815E3C9F87B9/[/t]

these ones[/QUOTE]
I was more disgusted by the name of his ambassador.

[Desuh]

[QUOTE=Ian;37099090]1. Essentially every pyro hat.
[/QUOTE]

Whoa

The pyro has the biggest number of good looking hats from all classes imo.

Brigade Helm, Brain Slug, Merryweather, Attendant, Nappers, Mancer, Hoodie, Chef hat, Flamenco, Bubble Pipe, Head Warmer, Triclops. All good looking hats imo.

[Lufttygger306]

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/da/Scout_HoUWaR.png/600px-Scout_HoUWaR.png[/img]

[URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Spy_JarateHit06.wav"]EUGH[/URL]

So god damn ugly

[Yukinari]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37103274]So god damn ugly[/QUOTE]

I think my biggest problem with the houwar, is not how it looks, but how its perceived by the community. It either has owners who dont care about TF2 or dont even play the game anymore, thus ruining the point of such a rare hat. Or the people that did trade for it are russians who wont even wear it.
The only reason i have one is so i can wear and appreciate it, and despite how it looks, treat it well unlike the original owners who just sell it for cash. I think if there will ever be a type of nautical misc for a class id actually wear it as a combo.

[Baconheart]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37103274]
[URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Spy_JarateHit06.wav"]EUGH[/URL]

So god damn ugly[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but almost no-one has them so you never see it in-game.

[renim]

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d5/Bombing_Run.png/250px-Bombing_Run.png[/img][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/5c/El_Jefe.png/250px-El_Jefe.png[/img]
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3d/Carouser%27s_Capotain.png/250px-Carouser%27s_Capotain.png[/img][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f4/Buckaroos_Hat.png/250px-Buckaroos_Hat.png[/img]
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/24/Fruit_Shoot.png/250px-Fruit_Shoot.png[/img][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Magistrate%27s_Mullet.png/250px-Magistrate%27s_Mullet.png[/img]
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/ee/Bill%27s_Hat.png/250px-Bill%27s_Hat.png[/img]

Alright, I think my opinions are done now.

[Scarabix]

[QUOTE=Renim;37104177][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Magistrate%27s_Mullet.png/250px-Magistrate%27s_Mullet.png[/img]
Alright, I think my opinions are done now.[/QUOTE]

Y'ever seen a team colored one used with a no mercy? Shit easily qualifies as [B]fine[/B] tier.

[Desuh]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37103274][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/da/Scout_HoUWaR.png/600px-Scout_HoUWaR.png[/img]

[URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Spy_JarateHit06.wav"]EUGH[/URL]

So god damn ugly[/QUOTE]

I think that the houwar is cool on its own. It just doesnt work as a hat.

[Laughing Stock]

B/W bills. I have no problem with regular bills, but why the hell would you defile one like that. All I can think of is trading purposes, which is just stupid.

[SPARLOCK]

I only hate one hat. Not the Fast Learner, not the earbuds.. no, violet painted gibuses. I see SO many. Why are there so many VIOLET gibuses? Is violet paint cheap? Does it drop really often?

[Lefty]

Honestly, I love the Team Captain because I'm a huge Street Fighter Fan, not mention I play M. Bison.

As for the Hats I hate:

[B]Scout[/B]:

Bombing Run - It's just so weird looking, looks like the Scout had a horrible accident and needs it to keep his skull from falling apart.

Tossle Cap/Hero's Tail - Only When Painted Lime or Pink, seriously, I think some people just want to see the world burn.

Fast Learner - See Hero's Tail and add Black to the list of colours.

[B]Soldier[/B]:

Brain Bucket - Probably one of the worst promos in the whole game.

Battle Bob - Definitely the Worst promo in the whole game, I throw up every time I see a pink one!

Helmet Without a Home - They had 1 year to think about adding it or not, but it just look so bad in my opinion.

[B]Pyro[/B]:

Prancer's Pride - In all honesty, does anyone out there really like it, it so stupid looking, even for Pyro's Standards.

[B]Demoman[/B]:

I could Just say that I don't like any Demoman hat in the game except for one, Tavish Degroot Experience, but that's because I'm a Hendrix fan.

[B]Heavy[/B]:

Cadaver's Cranium: Probably the only hat that I dislike as much as the Battle Bob.

[B]Engineer[/B]:

Ol' Geezer - Completes the trio of Horrible hats With the Battle Bob and the Cranium, I was given a lime one, gave it to a friend right away after seeing how horrible it was

Bucaroo's Hat - So fugly, still not as bad as the Ol' Geezer.

Industrial Festivizer - There's better ways to celebrate Christmas and I bet the Engi's head must burning hot (that's probably why he's bald...)

VRH (Virstual Reality Headset) - It looks like something is hugging his face and sucking the life out of him. [B]"The Virtual Reality Headset was contributed to the Steam Workshop under the name "Cranial Claw".[/B] Well it all makes sense now.

[B]Medic[/B]:

Planeswalker Helm - It just doesn't fit the Medic, not to mention it doesn't go well with any type of misc.

[B]Sniper[/B]:

Ol' Snaggletooth - There's just something that screams psycho every time I see a sniper with one of these, it creeps me out so much (not to mention the no headshots on wearer deal...)

Fruit shoot - I get the reference, but it looks stupid, and for stupid hats we have the Pyro.

Sawgman's Swatter - I was hoping they'd add a cork hat to the game, I was also expecting it to be prettier.

[B]Spy[/B]:

Nanobalaclava - See Bombing Run, exact same issue.

L'Inspecteur - The only issue I have with this hat is the colour, so this one slips through the cracks if it's painted a nice darker color like brown or grey.

[B]All class[/B]:

Festive Tree - There's some wrong with it's jigglebones that make's it look like it's vibrating, which looks so weird on a Christmas tree on top of a head.

I didn't notice until right now that I hated so many hats. I feel a little sad on the inside now

Also, if I offended any of the hat's creators, I apologize as it was not my intention, I'm just expressing my opinion.

[Bryceanater]

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ee/Doublecross-Comm.png[/img]

Why.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Renim;37098309][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/ed/Cadaver%27s_Cranium.png/624px-Cadaver%27s_Cranium.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BfBc5.jpg[/img]

Sorry about YT screenshot, but better than posting full 40 minute match.

[Inspecter]

Any promo item really. Mainly the geisha boy. although I do feel a bit iffy about the new promos.

[Damian0358]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37103274][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/da/Scout_HoUWaR.png/600px-Scout_HoUWaR.png[/img]

[URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Spy_JarateHit06.wav"]EUGH[/URL]

So god damn ugly[/QUOTE]

Thank god you can make it look like the Bounty Hat.

[renim]

[QUOTE=Drury;37105256][img]http://i.imgur.com/BfBc5.jpg[/img]

Sorry about YT screenshot, but better than posting full 40 minute match.[/QUOTE]

Okay, I admit that is pretty sex.

[Jesp]

The Fast Learner, the scarf in about 90% of the loadouts I've ever seen it in and the skull-style Veil, only ones that really comes to mind.

Doesn't make the Fast Learner any less obnoxious when the response from a lot of the people who wear it is something along the lines of "You can only dislike the fast learner.. if you're too poor to own one!!"

[duskard]

My friend (who is male) painted his scout completely pink. Pink EA, Pink fast learner. and THIS.

[T]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bc/Painted_Hero%27s_Tail_FF69B4_Pigmentation_Gained.png[/T]

I think I just puked a little.
(also he claims it to be swagalicious as hell ;_;)

[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;37102142]i also hate pretty much every demoman item, the only one that even fits the character is the scotch bonnet
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/4/48/Scotch_Bonnet.png/250px-Scotch_Bonnet.png[/img]
[/quote]

what about the Tam O' Shanter?
[T]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fd/Tam_O%27_Shanter.png[/T]
I don't like the colors, but its paintable, and I personally think it fits a Scottish man.

[alwaysrage]

Gibus, Mann Co. Cap, Bill's Hat, Earbuds and Fast Learner.

[BY]

[QUOTE=duskard;37107358]My friend (who is male) painted his scout completely pink. Pink EA, Pink fast learner. and THIS.

[T]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bc/Painted_Hero%27s_Tail_FF69B4_Pigmentation_Gained.png[/T]

I think I just puked a little.
(also he claims it to be swagalicious as hell ;_;)[/QUOTE]

I suppose this would be a bad time to show you my Scout loadout.

[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38202962/scoot_loadout_30_5_12.png[/t]

Also, Texas Ten Gallon.