As with all things TF2, Mann vs. Machine is 100% free to play. If you're in the mood to grab a gun, hit the Upgrade Station and shoot the shine off some blood-hungry robots, then welcome to the war effort, because we could use a few good mercs.
But once the smoke's cleared on the battlefield, if you're the sort of merc who appreciates a good souvenir to remember a war by, or if you're just looking to let the whole world know what a bolt-chewing, bot-breaking old war-dog you are, grab a Tour of Duty Ticket from the Mann Co. Store and get ready to Mann Up. Mann Up Mode will get you rare item drops that respectfully commemorate your war against the robots by draping pieces of them on yourself.
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Mann vs. Machine has its own set of Mann vs. Machievements, and you don't need to Mann Up to get them! Collect them all! Don't collect any of them! We respect you too damn much to tell you what to do.
Steel Fragnolias
Complete all waves successfully in a mission.
Wage Against the Machine
Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.
Brotherhood of Steel
Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends list.
Clockwork Carnage
Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other.
Clockwork Conqueror
Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival.
.executioner
In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.
Raid Array
Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Manouvers missions.
Kritical Terror
Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot.
Undelete
Use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun.
System Upgrade
Max out all primary weapon upgrades.
Engine Block
Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave.
Silicon Slaughter
Destroy 100,000 robots.
Ctrl + Assault + Delete
Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.
Turbocharger
As a Soldier, buff 4 or more teammates at the same time during a wave.
Vial Sharing
As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a wave.
Do Androids Dream?
As a Scout, using the Sandman mark for death 15 robots in a wave.
Hard Reset
As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave.
Frags to Riches
Earn all credit bonuses in a Tour of Duty mission.
Fast Cache
Pick up a credit pile that is about to expire.
T-1000000
Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career.
Hack of All Trades
World Tour Redux - Finish a mission as a single class for every class.
Balls-E
Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.
Spam Blocker
Defend the hatch 10 times as robots are about to deliver the bomb during a wave.
Deus Ex Machina
Defeat a wave in a Tour of Duty mission without dying once.
Ghost in the Machine
Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.
German Engineering
Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots.
Shell Extension
Use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot during a wave.
Maximum Performance
Max out all resistances on a single class.
Negative Charge
Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave.
Metal Massacre
Destroy 1,000,000 robots.
Sly Voltage
As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once.
Heavy Mettle
As a Heavy, use rage to push a robot about to deliver the bomb during a wave.
Tech Wrecker
As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation.
Spark Plugger
As a Sniper, kill 4 enemies simultaneously.
Real Steal
As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate.
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How can I start a flamewar with a video of a retarded horse
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37258352]Its a horse with a lazy eye saying the word muffins.
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
This is not the place for it.
Day 3 is here!
It's only 4:17 where Washington is, which is PDT. They're releasing it CDT?
IT SUP
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/bounty/[/url]
All the images broke :V
Y'Know what I forgot? Gen 4 of Pokemon sucks.
OUT
[QUOTE=RobotCreeper;37258391]Day 3 is here![/QUOTE]
Almost got me.
Close, but no cigar.
-snip cause late AS FUCK-
are all the pics broken for anyone else?
YES ITs here!
lol 99 cents to get some cosmetic items
[QUOTE=Krakash;37258367][URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/bounty/"]http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/bounty/[/URL][/QUOTE]
where... where are the guns?
[video=youtube;laJdNXiYFi0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laJdNXiYFi0[/video]
Couldn't bother to find one without the Minecraft part.
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37258173]-snip-
I posted a video of some horse with stupid eyes saying "muffins"
What did I do wrong?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Agree x 1
Pinkamena[/QUOTE]
Why would you even... oh
IT BEGINS
OH FUCK YES, IT'S HERE, I LIVED THE JOURNEY!
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37258352]Its a horse with a lazy eye saying the word muffins.
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
The funniest thing with you, when I rate your posts dumbs, my dumbs counts for 10
oh wait
WOW YOU HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING IN ORDER TO ACTUALLY GET STUFF. GG VALVE
I just refreshed...
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/bounty/[/url]
[U][I][B]It's HERE![/B][/I][/U]
Edit: Page king...
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[QUOTE=Hellduck;37258362]do we know if robot kills will be counted by stranges?[/QUOTE]
That's a very good question. I kinda want it and don't want it, cuz everyone will play MvM just to farm kills to show off spy knifes with 50000 kills on it (I have only seen one in which all kills were legit, no farming.)
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