Major Update Speculation: V8: Rise of the Machines!
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[QUOTE=igotopinions;37533693][URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/"]The Administrator knew. Her job is to keep Zephaniah's miracle gravel (Australium) a secret, and to make sure Gray Mann never gets his hands on it.[/URL]
The Gravel Wars were her/Elizabeth's way of accomplishing that. A pretty efficient way to do so, when you think about it.
Besides, Mann Co. is a division of the [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/TF_Industries"]company[/URL] she Administrates.
It's not only where she gets her funding, it's where all the weapons, hats, rockets, and other useful stuff to gather and protect Australium come from.
If Gray died, she'd be obsolete. I mean, she'd still control TFIndustries, but the entire purpose of the company would be gone.
Luckily, Gray built his own copies of the Red/Blu mercenaries. The only difference is that his happen to be made of metal, rather than flesh. The Administrator just needs to make sure they keep fighting, and she's golden.
Bottom line, she's only doing her job. Which happens to be subjecting the main characters to suffer unspeakable deaths for eternity. That strikes me as, like, satan-level evil.
(also, yeah, i know this is a pathetically thought-out. what can i say? i recently time-lined all the story out of curiosity, and now it's permanently in my brain. i am not proud of this.)[/QUOTE]
They seem pretty happy with their jobs, so it's not that evil. After all, they do get to live forever.
[QUOTE=Hell-met;37532054]welp.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clNS_01quUo&t=7m50s"]this is the only vid[/URL] I could find about it. That scout drops down unusually fast in a weird angle.
anyway whatever[/QUOTE]
This reminds me how the Shortstop is a success story in crit glow fixing
[QUOTE=Lium;37534669]They seem pretty happy with their jobs, so it's not that evil. After all, they do get to live forever.[/QUOTE]
Well, Demo doesn't seem to be awfully happy with it half the time, and we really can't count Pyro into this.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37534995]Well, Demo doesn't seem to be awfully happy with it half the time, and we really can't count Pyro into this.[/QUOTE]
Pyro's always having fun, and thanks to the respawn, he doesn't really [I]kill[/I] people
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37534995]Well, Demo doesn't seem to be awfully happy with it half the time, and we really can't count Pyro into this.[/QUOTE]
When is Demo unhappy? Most of the time his only emotion is drunk.
[QUOTE=Lium;37535180]When is Demo unhappy? Most of the time his only emotion is drunk.[/QUOTE]
"Errybody sez I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster <sobs>"
Drunks can be sad too.
[url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2919310[/url]
This is evidence that spuf is silly :v:
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;37535371]"Errybody sez I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster <sobs>"
Drunks can be sad too.[/QUOTE]
Ask Scarabix
oh wait.
[QUOTE=SecretZX;37535424][url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2919310[/url]
This is evidence that spuf is silly :v:[/QUOTE]
The Grordbort facebook page posted about this a while ago.
[QUOTE=SecretZX;37535424][url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2919310[/url]
This is evidence that spuf is silly :v:[/QUOTE]
Thanks for confirming what everybody already knows.
[QUOTE=Lium;37535180]When is Demo unhappy? Most of the time his only emotion is drunk.[/QUOTE]
Alcohol is a depressant.
the more you know [t]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37535673]Alcohol is a depressant.
the more you know [t]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Well then that just means he's a sad drunk, so he could be perfectly fine when he's sober.
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37535785]Well then that just means he's a sad drunk, so he could be perfectly fine when he's sober.[/QUOTE]
But is he ever sober? :v:
I can't find anyone to mann up with me :[
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;37535811]But is he ever sober? :v:[/QUOTE]
Only in the comics. In-game he's totally wasted all the time.
edit: sober pageking, so sober it is boring
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;37535811]But is he ever sober? :v:[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/war/demo/[/url]
Damn it spd12.
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;37535811]But is he ever sober? :v:[/QUOTE]
MvM trailer before the fight began.
EDIT: That was actually the scary part of the video, not the robots.
[QUOTE=Drury;37535888]MvM trailer before the fight began.
EDIT: That was actually the scary part of the video, not the robots.[/QUOTE]
Both he and Soldier were drinking during their card game.
Ah yes, but that was just a bottle of beer.
To demo it's like lemonade.
So, after a week, I come back to TF2. My first drop is the Honcho's Headgear. This means my streak of cosmetic drops keeps going. That's seven weeks now.
So valve still hasn't fixed the missing timer on dropped intels in CTF
oh and decoy's oldest WIP name was "2bridges". Not sure if old.
[QUOTE=Zeos;37536567]So, after a week, I come back to TF2. My first drop is the Honcho's Headgear. This means my streak of cosmetic drops keeps going. That's seven weeks now.[/QUOTE]
Tell us your mystical secrets and we'll, like, send a dead bird to you or something
[QUOTE=Hell-met;37536729]So valve still hasn't fixed the missing timer on dropped intels in CTF
oh and decoy's oldest WIP name was "2bridges". Not sure if old.[/QUOTE]
2bridges? Where's the second one!
[QUOTE=Erfly;37538733]2bridges? Where's the second one![/QUOTE]
[url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Decoy_base.png[/url]
Count with me!
One! Ah ah ah ah!
Two! Ah ah ah ah!
[QUOTE=Hell-met;37536729]So valve still hasn't fixed the missing timer on dropped intels in CTF
oh and decoy's oldest WIP name was "2bridges". Not sure if old.[/QUOTE]
2bridges4bots
[QUOTE=Erfly;37538733]2bridges? Where's the second one![/QUOTE]
Paralleled to the first one :x
One on the right, one of the left
[QUOTE=GladoSC;37538753][url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Decoy_base.png[/url]
Count with me!
One! Ah ah ah ah!
Two! Ah ah ah ah![/QUOTE]
I count three. (I was thinking of the one at the back.)
I don't know how I forgot about the two near spawn, considering I just played Decoy as well.
[QUOTE=Erfly;37538866]I count [B]three.[/B][/QUOTE]
Pardon me, would you mind repeating what you just said, but a little louder?
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37538962]Pardon me, would you mind repeating what you just said, but a little louder?[/QUOTE]
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/65370244/look.png[/t]
That's a bridge. I count three.
there's a third bridge up at the front (back?) where the bots spawn.
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