Major Update Speculation: V8: Rise of the Machines!

[Tiesno]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37568400]Team Farmtress 2
[t]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pet_robro_large.dcc70466ece692a0e9b09bd9f327ab0449cc29c6.png[/t][/QUOTE]

man, this farm has some pretty weird-looking cows

[Drewsko]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;37568412]Valve must think they will drown in lodsaemone with as little effort as possible with these types of updates.[/QUOTE]

You just know they will with this one. Limited-time crates containing items that are half-fantastic, half-badly-implemented, and half-bad-choices.

Heck, I want to get the Sexual Tyrannosaurus/Soviet Gentleman just because he reminds me of Johnny Thunder.

[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100809022748/lego/images/c/c6/Screen_shot_2010-08-08_at_7.24.55_PM.png[/img][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576707853049790816/9FA63AD29B7EF4EC6EFCD8301B7A8399CA22D69A/268x268.resizedimage[/img]

[HazzaHardie]

[QUOTE=Tiesno;37568488]man, this farm has some pretty weird-looking cows[/QUOTE]

I meant like random pets and minions and whatever

[Behemothbear]

[QUOTE=Behemothbear;37568366]"Say Tom."
"Yeah, DICK?"
"These contributor names suck."
"No they don't, DICK."
"Yeah, they do, they don't match the glory that is Brown Bomber."
"Have you been gargling bong water and whiskey, DICK?"
"Yes. While I sober up I will take all these hats and put them in a box. And then put that box into a schema. And then I will take that schema and RENAME THEM LIKE AN IDIOT HAMMER."
"Wait, even the Soldier hat, DICK?"
"Soldier's hat is fine."
"But, DICK, the Soldier need-"
"No, dude. It's Soldier. He hasn't been in enough updates, the name is good. Changing the rest, though."
"I'm driving you home, DICK."[/QUOTE]

"Hello, Tom."
"DICK, I get your plan. They're selling really fast now."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, almost twenty thousand people bought Name Tags from the store."
"...why?"
"..."

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJCdCXFslY&#t=10s[/media]

[AbeX300]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37568479]they probably just have a dart board with random community items on it then they through so darts on the board and choose whatever it lands on[/QUOTE]

And hitting a bulls-eye makes them give us a completely new weapon.

[Metashotzo]

[QUOTE=Tiesno]man, this farm has some pretty weird-looking cows[/QUOTE]
Yeah and their milk tastes terrible!

[HazzaHardie]

[QUOTE=AbeX300;37568510]And hitting a bulls-eye makes them give us a completely new weapon.[/QUOTE]
and a man with no hands throws the dart

[Sardonus]

>sexual tyrannosaurus added in game

BOOM

TF2 IS OVER

NO MORE

WE'LL NEVER GET BETTER THAN THIS

[BuffaloHops]

I wouldn't mind stuff like this if they actually put the same effort into gameplay changing updates post Mannconomy as they did pre-Mannconomy on a regular basis, or at least created more microtransaction items that were actually used often and not junk like noise makers or duel games.

[Shinx]

I'm very disappointed this didn't get in
[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=87523729[/URL]

[Sardonus]

[QUOTE=Shinx;37568547]I'm very disappointed this didn't get in
[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=87523729[/URL][/QUOTE]

>ishygddt

[Behemothbear]

[QUOTE=Tiesno;37568488]man, this farm has some pretty weird-looking cows[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/parasite_hat_large.png[/img]

[I]Moooooooooo.[/I]

[Sardonus]

THANK FUCK THERE'S A NEW SCOUT MISC

MAYBE THIS MEANS
SLIGHTLY LESS FAST LEARNERS

it won't

Nothing against the FL, it's cool and I like it but it seems it's a law that all scouts must wear it

[Yukoviz]

If anyone wanted to see the Beard in-game, here it is. I traded 3 crates for 1 key and opened my last crate and it gave me the one item I wanted the most. Here it is, nope I am not showing off whatsoever:

[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596980951376310515/089DDA16428BFB7C3D3CD3E34E8BA45D89761F0F/[/IMG]

[AbeX300]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37568589]THANK FUCK THERE'S A NEW SCOUT MISC

MAYBE THIS MEANS
SLIGHTLY LESS FAST LEARNERS

it won't

Nothing against the FL, it's cool and I like it but it seems it's a law that all scouts must wear it[/QUOTE]

Isn't the new Scout misc a jacket?

If so...well:

		"827"
		{
			"name"	"The Track Terrorizer"
			"first_sale_date"	"2012/02/22"
			"prefab"	"cosmetic"
			"capabilities"
			{
				"paintable"		"1"
				"can_craft_count"	"1"
			}
			"item_slot"	"misc"
			"equip_regions"
			{
				"scout_or_heavy_shirt"	"1"
				"arm_tatoos" "1"
			}
			"item_type_name"	"#TF_Wearable_Shirt"
			"item_name"	"#TF_ScoutTrackJacket"
			"item_description"	"#TF_ScoutTrackJacket_Desc"
			"image_inventory"	"backpack/player/items/scout/scout_trackjacket"
			"model_player"	"models/player/items/scout/scout_trackjacket.mdl"
			"propername"	"1"
			"used_by_classes"
			{
				"scout"	"1"
			}
		}

			"capabilities"
			{
				"paintable"		"1"
				"can_craft_count"	"1"
			}

Once the barrage of pink scouts start running everywhere, you'd wish they would be wearing the pink Fast Learner, instead...

[b]Edit:[/b] In fact, I just realized, having a green Scout would be confusing as all hell.

[Sardonus]

I want a lot of these new hats. The beard looks cool, the War Pig looks great, the Scout jacket looks great, the Sexual Tyrannosaurus makes me hard

however, I predict this as Pyromania, these items will be less than 3 ref in a matter of a week or two. so not even worried.

However, the Scout misc might be more.

[ned_ballad]

it only paints the zipper stripe part

[Shinx]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37568560]>ishygddt[/QUOTE]

what does this mean?

I non ironically want a kramer thing for the sniper or something too. (yes i'm ignoring the reddit connotations with the one i linked because reddit is bad)

[AbeX300]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;37568644]it only paints the zipper stripe part[/QUOTE]

Really?

Thank god.

[Sardonus]

[QUOTE=Shinx;37568655]what does this mean?

I non ironically want a kramer thing for the sniper or something too. (yes i'm ignoring the reddit connotations with the one i linked because reddit is bad)[/QUOTE]

....sigh.

the costanza thing is from /v/, not reddit.

Anyway.

I can safely say this is the first update in ages I legit like every single hat except for the cat.

[HazzaHardie]

[QUOTE=Yukoviz;37568605]If anyone wanted to see the Beard in-game, here it is. I traded 3 crates for 1 key and opened my last crate and it gave me the one item I wanted the most. Here it is, nope I am not showing off whatsoever:

[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596980951376310515/089DDA16428BFB7C3D3CD3E34E8BA45D89761F0F/[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[t]http://puu.sh/12FGk[/t]
snap

[Psychopath]

[QUOTE=AbeX300;37568656]Really?

Thank god.[/QUOTE]

The zipper, the base, cuffs, and stripes are the only modeled parts. The rest is the Scout's base model.

[Shinx]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37568675]....sigh.

the costanza thing is from /v/, not reddit.

Anyway.

I can safely say this is the first update in ages I legit like every single hat except for the cat.[/QUOTE]

I don't like 4chan either. Hope this helps!

And yeah, I'm probably going to buy a ton of keys and uncrate a bunch of these. I really want that demobeard bad.

[Yukoviz]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37568677]Image[/QUOTE]

Well GG

Also, have they fixes the hats disappearing on death bug? I was in itemtest where I killed a heavy wearing the new hat and he kept it afterwwards.

[Metashotzo]

[QUOTE=Shinx]what does this mean?
[/QUOTE]
I don't follow popular abbreviations much, because I'm not 12 anymore, but I think it means "I seriously hope you guys don't do this".

[BuffaloHops]

Let's rename Workshop items with the same though process Valve uses!
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558699179663822703/F986C4C3F1B2750ABDC72427C6657FEE54347A5A/[/thumb]
[B]The American Bird[/B]

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594726707708527220/1CF51C5EAB3B20EF0CA41DD9AB3960DCA73B21F6/[/thumb]
[B]Speedy Shoes[/B]

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560948983255026718/5C44D4A8D6AB2C046B743D0EFECCA6E953C8772F/[/thumb]
[B]German's Beard[/B]

[Sardonus]

actually, been thinking

Great hats in this update:
Sexual Tyrannosaurus, Scout's Track Jacket, Demoman's Beard

Okay hats:
War Pig

Everything else:
Massive Meh's all across the board

all the other hats are incredibly lackluster, sorry.
Pyros bag doesn't fit his colour scheme or really work
Medic mask will look ridicilous with all other hats barring the goggles and also just looks boring
The Koala and the Cat are pretty dumb, I'm really bored with the 2cute4me pet items.
and the Spy hat looks like the Cosa Nostra with cards in it. I love AyesDyef but he dropped the ball there.

Anyway, I'm gonna get rated a dumb hurricane because I don't love 'em all, but whatever. 4 of them are really cool.

[AbeX300]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;37568742]Let's rename Workshop items with the same though process Valve uses!
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558699179663822703/F986C4C3F1B2750ABDC72427C6657FEE54347A5A/[/thumb]
[B]The American Bird[/B]

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594726707708527220/1CF51C5EAB3B20EF0CA41DD9AB3960DCA73B21F6/[/thumb]
[B]Speedy Shoes[/B]

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560948983255026718/5C44D4A8D6AB2C046B743D0EFECCA6E953C8772F/[/thumb]
[B]German's Beard[/B][/QUOTE]

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576709682196395284/565F2EDED8A753C001E8767840D07D065B568A4B/268x268.resizedimage[/t]
[b]The Vacuum[/b]

[HazzaHardie]

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595853876590778877/89BC22503216728D4E037F797181522A71E035D0/268x268.resizedimage[/img]
The pyro mask

[Metashotzo]

[QUOTE=Sardonus]Pyros bag doesn't fit his colour scheme or really work[/QUOTE]
All of Reindeer's stuff is like that. Colors always look off.