Major Update Speculation: V8: Rise of the Machines! - Games

[QUOTE=OneFourth;37260052]meanwhile at valve [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yia1A.jpg[/IMG] cutest pageking 2012[/QUOTE] valve sure is good at marketing shit like this it's actally really smart

[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;37260058]oh shit this cow's already producing enough milk? damn boy better slap another suction cup on and suck her dry some more don't you tell me with a straight face keys don't make enough money[/QUOTE] oh noes because something that you don't even NEED to buy sucks the game dry right?

[URL="steam://connect/85.131.149.171:27015"]Join for some Pyro Tennis while it comes[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rageguy;37260144]"We're gonna get it out as fast as we can!" "In valve time.."[/QUOTE] Valve Time jokes are bad and you should feel bad for making them.

[QUOTE=fendermcbender;37260123][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2a6krqd.png[/IMG] here[/QUOTE] Not all Valve servers are Mann Up mode.

[QUOTE=Rageguy;37260144]"We're gonna get it out as fast as we can!" "In valve time.."[/QUOTE] [U]24 hours later.[/U]

[QUOTE=soldier]Listen up, cake-babies! A robot army is coming to kill us! Lucky for you peach pies, I always knew this day would come – and I have been preparing for it! I have studied robots for years! I once stared at a toaster for three months to get into the minds of these monsters! And there are three things I know for sure: They are smarter than us! They are stronger than us! And they can make toast. But if there is one thing we can do that these machines cannot, it is this: we can lie! We will lie to them on the beaches! We will lie to them in the beach parking lot! We may even lie to them on non-beach-related property! About the quality of our munitions! About the strength of our will! We will even lie about lying! That is how deep this rabbit hole goes! But the most important lie we will tell is this: Where the Mann Co. facilities are! These rusty bags of cans have been programmed to attack all things Mann Co.! That is why we are here today, in front of this perfectly normal Mann Co. facility! But look closer! It is not an actual Mann Co. facility. I made it myself, using nothing but sweat and deception and lie-paint! We will lure the robots to this house of lies, and we will destroy them with our very real weapons and whatever it is the Scout does! Disssssssmissed![/QUOTE] This is exactly why I've been checking the site all day. Awesome.

Secret Diary: we still have no idea.

hey since people are apparently retarded [B]YOU CAN PLAY ON VALVE SERVERS WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY MANN MODE OR BUY A TICKET MANN MODE SERVERS =/= VALVE SERVERS[/B]

[QUOTE=dual elites;37260175]hey since people are apparently retarded [B]YOU CAN PLAY ON VALVE SERVERS WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY MANN MODE OR BUY A TICKET MANN MODE SERVERS =/= VALVE SERVERS[/B][/QUOTE] No way stop lying

I hope valve snuck in stat edits like in mtP

[QUOTE=Mr. Magoolachub;37260173]Secret Diary: we still have no idea.[/QUOTE] What if... MvM is a lead up

[QUOTE=fendermcbender;37260123][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2a6krqd.png[/IMG] here[/QUOTE] Tickets are NOT used up at the end of unfinished missions. Only upon successful completion of a mission.

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;37260159]oh noes because something that you don't even NEED to buy sucks the game dry right?[/QUOTE] yes astoundingly things can still be shitty without me partaking in them or is optional the new buzzword to defend anything you don't HAVE to do hey you don't HAVE to eat this shit but dont call it shit no sir its optional you goober

What if they unlock that padlock and all the crates fall over revealing a ton of weapons and everything else rainbows please

[QUOTE=dual elites;37260175]hey since people are apparently retarded [B]YOU CAN PLAY ON VALVE SERVERS WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY MANN MODE OR BUY A TICKET MANN MODE SERVERS =/= VALVE SERVERS[/B][/QUOTE] Well Mann Up Mode = Valve Servers Only Valve Servers =/= Mann Up Mode Only

the amount of confusion this thread has spawned all over the internet for literally no reason at all besides histeria and paranoia makes me want to embrace our robots overlords even more.

I must succumb, I lived to the dawn of day 3, but now the sleepiness is taking over. Goodnight, fellow soldiers!

Remember people said that there would be a 3rd rubbish on pyromania page...

[QUOTE=Backfall;37260189]Tickets are NOT used up at the unfinished missions. Only upon successful completion of a mission.[/QUOTE] Also not used up if you've completed it before.

[QUOTE=dual elites;37260175]hey since people are apparently retarded [B]YOU CAN PLAY ON VALVE SERVERS WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY MANN MODE OR BUY A TICKET MANN MODE SERVERS =/= VALVE SERVERS[/B][/QUOTE] People have stated this before like 10 times for fuck's sake.

[QUOTE=OneFourth;37260052]meanwhile at valve [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yia1A.jpg[/IMG] cutest pageking 2012[/QUOTE] looks 3d printed, they need to do this with different models too.

[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;37260192]yes astoundingly things can still be shitty without me partaking in them or is optional the new buzzword to defend anything you don't HAVE to do hey you don't HAVE to eat this shit but dont call it shit no sir its optional you goober[/QUOTE] hey is buzzword your new buzzword? because you sure love using it a lot

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;37260136]Even though the MvM page is updated, the blog still hasn't updated yet. What gives?[/QUOTE] Basically, they're delaying it until the dust has settled from the day's initial reveal (basically, when the update actually hits) because the blog post can only mention two things: the release of the update, and how much they like money.

[B]MANN VS MACHINE COMING AUGUST 15TH[/B][sp]ish[/sp]

[QUOTE=psyke;37260049]let's just put this here [b] you dont need to buy a ticket at all. if you play on a non-valve server [/b][/QUOTE] I know! I was talking specifically about Mann-Up mode.

Wait, the final robot is a bloodstained tank. The pregnancy machine has gone rogue.

[QUOTE=St. Burke;37260185]What if... MvM is a lead up[/QUOTE] What if it's another part of ARG and not actual MvM :v:

I want guns damnit. Couldn't give two shits about new hats, I like having new ways to murder people. Pretty pleased that I'll be able to play with my less-able consolefag friends though. They all find TF2 either too complicated or I kick their ass too much to have fun.

[QUOTE=St. Burke;37260185]What if... MvM is a lead up[/QUOTE] Why do I agree with this? Seriously, my brain tells me to agree that Mann vs. Machine is a lead-up to something [b]EVEN BIGGER?[/b] I guess the Uber Update will always remain to be the biggest, though. [b]Edit:[/b] WE'RE ALL ENGIES!