Major Update Speculation: V8: Rise of the Machines! - Games

After a day's worth of crap internet service, the web is finally cooperating with me. Please come soon MvM!

[QUOTE=HyperVyper;37256733]Hey what page was that map with the low traffic download locations again?[/QUOTE] Just use an African or Eastern European location.

so valve is putting the update out in 2 hours which is the normal update time. ok

[QUOTE=PyroSotmach;37256796][video=youtube;9IUrnf2BEmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUrnf2BEmI[/video] There is NO better way to pass time than this. Nibroc, have you seen this? You'll love it.[/QUOTE] I love it.

[QUOTE=LilRobot;37256426]hm. does anyone have those instructions on how to make an MvM-only server? i'm setting one up for facepunch, and i want the commands in autoexec.cfg[/QUOTE] Found this in old thread " " " MOAR IMPORTANT FACTS! The MvM in-game voting system restricts the options given to players to change the map or mission. Similarly, PvP voting restricts the options to what’s in your mapcycle file. So… To host a PvP server: · No MvM maps in the mapcycle file. · Set tf_mm_servermode 1 (or 0) · Boot the server on a PvP map in your map cycle. To host an MvM server: · Make sure maxplayers is 32! · No PvP maps in the MvM mission cycle file. (More details on this file will follow.) · Set tf_mm_servermode 2 (or 0) · Boot the server on a MvM map in your map cycle. If you do the above, the server will essentially be locked in either one mode or the other, and players will not be able to switch. (Barring any use of rcon, etc.) " " " I think you just need to don't use non mvm maps and have tf_mm_servermode 2

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/34yy9o5.jpg[/IMG] Good evening everybody and welcome to Who's Thread is it Anyway? In tonites thread, Hes informative 80 percent of the time and Boxes the other 30, its Croshi Hes got a massive rainbow between his legs, dageek Next, youll agree till you disagree, its PsychoPath And holy clocks what the zing is that, its ironman17 And im your host St. Burke, lets go down and have some fun. Welcome to Whos Thread is it Anyway, the show where the speculation is made up and the ratings dont matter, thats right, the ratings are just like your defense against a moderators will. It just doesnt matter. Lets start off the show with a game called Ratings Whore. This is a game for everybody, ironman will start, geek, psycho, and croshi will join him. What youre going to do is try and muster up something atleast remotely humorous, and then at the end of the show the one with the most ratings is the winner. As if it even matters. Ironman, whenever youre ready.

The closest thing I have to a storm is just plain old rain. Fucking Canadian prairies weather, why do all the storms have to be in Saskatchewan and Alberta? The mood for MvM just won't be the same...

I'm gonna go play some Mario Party to pass the time, I'll be going to this map because robots: [t]http://lvls.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/mp-factory.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;37256783]Why would you not choose this? [video=youtube;MFU6zwV47Q4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFU6zwV47Q4[/video][/QUOTE] D-Don't judge me...

In 2 minutes, it will be midnight here in france. Another timezone will have not seen MvM on the 15th.

[QUOTE=Chaofanatic;37256632]I can't thank you enough for using this one instead of the overused phase 2 music.[/QUOTE] well, on the bright side, i already looped the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpeByGIOmOE&list=UUghRyxbrX8bolFG--KDJ3Hg&index=0&feature=plcp]song[/url] for them. [QUOTE=Mitchel.;37256831]Found this in old thread -snip-[/QUOTE] thanks, mate <3

Ah, I forgot about this one [video=youtube;x4L4TSrDB4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4L4TSrDB4M[/video]

[QUOTE=MiniGeek;37256672]I need to finish reinstalling TF2 so I probably won't be be able to download the update in time to play when everyone else does. Sorry but when is the update coming out?[/QUOTE] Take it easy, after the update hits it'll take a while until at least a couple of clients and servers have updated anyway. Worst case scenario, during the first week the majority of TF2 will be spent in waiting queues for the scarce MvM servers.

I have the mvm page refreshing every 15 seconds where the fuck is mvm valve where is it

On the subject of the future storyline for TF2, I think after X amount of robots destroyed, Valve will release a wrapup comic,featuring Redmond and Blutarch revived or cloned from bloodsamples or whatever.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNC61-OOPdA[/media] More thread music

this is a nice song to listen to when things get intense [video=youtube;6N-ecEMgrT8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N-ecEMgrT8[/video]

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37256907]On the subject of the future storyline for TF2, I think after X amount of robots destroyed, Valve will release a wrapup comic,featuring Redmond and Blutarch revived or cloned from bloodsamples or whatever.[/QUOTE] If it was that simple, why kill them in the first place? That said, I wonder if this really weird friggin pregnancy machine will have any role. Did I miss a reference there or did that thing come totally out of the blue?

[QUOTE=Yukinari;37256705]This is getting so serious that we need adventure music. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwZphYfrGcU&list=FLSSSxkOYyos9sjuXm7P6qNw&index=32&feature=plpp_video[/media][/QUOTE] Pfft, you call that adventure music? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5hvvoUPPA&feature=relmfu[/media]

oh oh, cloudflare is going crazy...

[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;37256931]If it was that simple, why kill them in the first place? That said, I wonder if this really weird friggin pregnancy machine will have any role. Did I miss a reference there or did that thing come totally out of the blue?[/QUOTE] for DRAMATIC EFFECT in anycase, it really doesn't matter Valve makes this shit up as they go along, I'm nearly certain in the Halloween photo, the mann in the middle, they just put him there and said "We'll decide who he is later."

I'm gonna drop this: [video=youtube4SeRXYgrfFM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SeRXYgrfFM[/video]

[QUOTE=splattermark;37256893]Ah, I forgot about this one [video=youtube;x4L4TSrDB4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4L4TSrDB4M[/video][/QUOTE] I prefer the Sonic 3 boss-theme. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVnn0fVoiV4[/media]

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;37256915][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNC61-OOPdA[/media] More thread music[/QUOTE] My 2nd favorite conchords song ever the best is still "You don't have to be a prostitute"

[QUOTE=Simski;37256937]Pfft, you call that adventure music? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5hvvoUPPA&feature=relmfu[/media][/QUOTE] A shame like 5 people know what that game is.

[QUOTE=Harakiwi;37256967]I'm gonna [b]drop[/b] this:[/QUOTE] Hue hue hue. My fucking sides. I'm so bored waiting for this update that I want to practice on the piano. [i]Why.[/i]

Does anyone want to form a group of 6 with me? My two buddies probably aren't gunna be able to play and i want to have a good first attempt at MvM.

because ROBOTS [video=youtube_share;sidWF7mavRY]http://youtube.com/watch?v=sidWF7mavRY[/video]

wait, what if after they defeat the machines, someone else just hires the teams to fight over something?

[QUOTE=Netsc;37256989]Does anyone want to form a group of 6 with me? My two buddies probably aren't gunna be able to play and i want to have a good first attempt at MvM.[/QUOTE] Add me on Steam through the icon under my avatar :)