Major Update Speculation: V8: Rise of the Machines! - Games

[QUOTE=Oink92;37263100]That's the unarmed combat[/QUOTE] Aye, but why is it there?

[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;37263298]So let me get this straight, the whole game mode is just you fight bots in an onslaught? Isn't that just Survival from L4D but the zombies are robots?[/QUOTE] kinda like how CSS is HL2 but with terrorists and real guns yes?

By the way, there are NO secret rooms on the new maps. Sorry guys.

so you can't play as BLU team That wasn't misleading at all Valve, good job!

[QUOTE=hogofwar;37263327]8 [editline]16th August 2012[/editline] So, what WAS CRSK?[/QUOTE] Who's missing? I'd guess engie or spy

I think the hype train lead us over a cliff. Everything is going wrong at once.

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;37263342]Who's missing? I'd guess engie or spy[/QUOTE] engie.

So what exactly is going wrong?

[QUOTE=Neurologics;37263254]No idea, I can disguise as the blu team, but not the robots, however it still fools them.[/QUOTE] That's just a HUD oversight, it seems. Unless your disguise voices aren't robotic, that is.

Mann Co. store's back up. Of course, that's back up first.

Been waiting for an hour with friends to join a server. Impossible. Then we all lost connection to the item server and the coordinator thing. No MvM tonight it seems

[video=youtube;mtxIQcQM8eo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxIQcQM8eo&feature=player_detailpage[/video] Here's the medic's new lines. I think the "Ohh money!" one is my favorite.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;37263360]So what exactly is going wrong?[/QUOTE] Everything. Simply getting into a game is impossible.

The entire lead up to the update, that Red and Blue are going to work together to fight Gray, the biggest event in TF2 history as the war is over. Nope, Red versus Blu robots. Thanks, thanks for wasting our time.

For some reason the new Heavy voicelines just seem so low quality and kinda distant.

[QUOTE=VintageCat;37262791][video=youtube;mtxIQcQM8eo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxIQcQM8eo[/video][/QUOTE] I'm a little behind but... holy shit I'm fucking laughing my ass off.

Well, that was a pretty misleading trailer. We didn't get the map, we didn't get Red and BLU joining forces, we got BLU Bots, and the Giant bots arent as big as the promotional artwork. Needless to say, Im a little dissappointed after 8 months. But I'm sure I'll warm up when I get the chance to play it.

[QUOTE=Zeos;37263379]The entire lead up to the update, that Red and Blue are going to work together to fight Gray, the biggest event in TF2 history as the war is over. Nope, Red versus Blu robots. Thanks, thanks for wasting our time.[/QUOTE] seriously? it's colors. wow

[QUOTE=Beck;37263373][video=youtube;mtxIQcQM8eo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxIQcQM8eo&feature=player_detailpage[/video] Here's the medic's new lines. I think the "Ohh money!" one is my favorite.[/QUOTE] He sounds like a splicer from Bioshock. Im very happy he got new lines.

Do canteens have random levels? Cause mine is level 99.

Sapped one with the tape recorder, still just stuns them.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;37263360]So what exactly is going wrong?[/QUOTE] Mainly the horrible Player:Server ratio. You'd think Valve would have forseen this... wait a second this was their plan all along have us repeatedly try and fail to play the gamemode in our desperation we buy tickets and play mann-up mode valve swims in money and we all become homeless dear lord

What's the point of introducing a legion of gray soldiers, faceless machines with the biggest threat to [B]both[/B] teams. Then not using it. That's beyond fucking lazy. Your entire advertising campaign of teaming up both teams is a lie.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;37263360]So what exactly is going wrong?[/QUOTE] The servers.

I mean from the looks of it, it looks like there are only 100 servers for MvM, that means they only thought 600 people would play MvM on release AT MAXIUM.

[QUOTE=Hell-met;37263397]seriously? it's colors. wow[/QUOTE] Seeing as how the ENTIRE CAMPAIGN for this showed both teams working together putting a 100 year conflict on hold for a bigger threat AVOIDING THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING DUMB All in all, from what I've seen so far, this update looks like it's been crushed by hype train again. The gigantic robots look pitiful, and the gigantic revelal was..... a tank. Add no new weapons, and 3 hats or so, and you've got yourself a mediocre update also I can't fuckingplay

YES FINALLY UPDATED

Estimated wait time: ? Players in Queue: ? This isn't looking good.

This update is by no means mediocre, it's just not as good as we thought and hyped it to be, honestly MvM is fun and I'm a bit angry at the colors but, I mean, come on, appreciate the game.

woah this thread has slowed down so much did something went wrong?