Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow - Games

"The Equalizer * Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan" and so the old equalizer now begins its journey to collect the most dust anyone's ever seen.

Oh god my steam froze! To all the people who chose Belgium: [b]WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?[/b]

[QUOTE=Netsc;36527104]* The Equalizer * Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan[/QUOTE] Seriously? First they nerf the Tomislav which is the only reason I ever play Heavy and now they destroy the only melee weapon that I use with the Soldier. I actually play Soldier the most too.

Ukraine best download region done in 2minutes

Item servers down. Valve, I would like to ask you to choke on a fat one and as soon as possible, thank you.

[QUOTE=mphayes97;36527138]im on a laptop... i cant get it...:'([/QUOTE] You ain't loosing much, the item servers are fucked currently

So, what does the new crate contain.

Try the Netherlands sever, it was really fast for me.

Mysterious treasures have been incinerated, but are now craftable trolololo

THEY SPLIT THE EQUALIZER [B]I AM NOW VERY ANGRY[/B]

I can't even connect to steam right now, it can't connect :( EDIT: I changed my server region to Germany now it works :)

It keeps bringing up a message saying it's scanning for steam updates WHEN TF2 ALREADY FUCKING UPDATED FOR ME. THE MESSAGE WONT STOP SHOWING WHEN I TRY TO PLAY TF2. FUUUUUCK.

Wait why is my update only 355 mb? Isn't it supposed to be like 400?

I'm in! And the loadout server is down.

I finally logged in when [img]http://puu.sh/EbIs[/img] FUCK

[t]http://i.imgur.com/EULvv.png[/t] Ughh hurry the fuck up Steam.

[QUOTE=calle7112;36527164][B]WHY[/B] did they have to nerf Tomislav?![/QUOTE] Because whiners.

HL2: Deathmatch, GMOD, and GMOD 13 updates installing. TF2 is just not doing anything. I can't join the game and i'm not getting the update.

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36527130]- Weapon balancing changes * Gloves of Running Urgently * Removed self-damage over time penalty * Heavy takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away * Attack damage penalty reduced from -50% to -25% * Tomislav * Spin-up speed bonus reduced from +40% to +10% * Quick-Fix * Medic mirrors blast jump of their heal target * Crusader's Crossbow * Reload speed time reduced by +40% * Cozy Camper * Regenerates 1 heath per second * Reduced movement penalty from -90% to -80% * Sticky Jumper and Rocket Jumper * Added 'flying' sound to blast jumps * The Concheror * Changed rage building source from "damage done and damage received" to only "damage done" * Increased the rate at which Rage builds for this item by +25% * The Equalizer * Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan * All owners of the Equalizer will be automatically granted The Escape Plan * Crit-a-Cola * Added +25% increased movement speed while active * Increased duration from 6 to 8 seconds * Atomic Bonk * Increased duration from 6 to 8 seconds * All Flamethrowers * Increased base damage by +10%. * Backburner * Removed +10% damage bonus attribute * Note: Because of base damage increase, damage remains unchanged * Degreaser * Added -10% damage penalty attribute * Note: Because of base damage increase, damage remains unchanged * Phlogistinator * Damage defense while taunting reduced from -90% to -75% (Weapon Tweaks, more cleanly laid out)[/QUOTE] For the new page.

New map is really awesome, nothing that couldn't have been done before, but it polishes and formalises a gameplay concept that hasn't really been done before. Also, bananas everywhere.

[QUOTE=demotech;36527169]You ain't loosing much, the item servers are fucked currently[/QUOTE] crossbow buff :o clocks please.

[QUOTE=SOKMAN;36527174]THEY SPLIT THE EQUALIZER [B]I AM NOW VERY ANGRY[/B][/QUOTE] Apparently user get the escape plan for free though. As long as they had the equalizer that is.

Fuckin hell Valve, you really like sucking my cock when it comes down to item servers. You really like giving me head.

god i love that crossbow buff!

[IMG]http://puu.sh/EbJc[/IMG] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/IMG]

I'm not totally sure, but I have a good feeling I got Craft #1 sniper smg You see a long time ago when the googly gazer and those others that came with it came out, it would say CRAFTING FAILED NO MATCHING BLUE PRINT and give you the item once the update came out. (It was in the schema) as soon as my friend said ITS UPDATING I hit craft. No matching blueprint. Tokens gone. Couple seconds later the item server went down to "prep for update".... So I can't tell if I got it or not yet. But I bet I did, and I hope so.

Oh yeah, Czech republic baby.

Update done! Thanks Russia!

My steam refuses to even download the update. It just crashes.

Oh god the Crossbow, Quick Fix, GRU and Cozy Camper changes. I'm in love. Though now there is absolutely no reason to use the Tomislav.