Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow - Games

[QUOTE=Randyy;36527383]Jesus fucking Christ, Valve can really be a fuckin twat towards their players at times. Giving us the update of the year, and we can't use it even though it's right fuckin there. 21st century, get your shit together VALVE.[/QUOTE] Valve are twats because we overloaded their servers. Ok nice logic.

I'm looking at over 5 hours... and that's according to the Spin-Doctored version, Steam doesn't even want to tell me the ACTUAL time it'll take... fuck this, trying Ukraine now that it's actually started...

[QUOTE=-=NARH=-;36527386]So this is the Escape Plan. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37749778/c_pickaxe_s2_large.png[/img][/QUOTE] So it's a reskinned equalizer with different stats? WHY WAS IT NECESSARY?

[QUOTE=Archimedes;36527130]Quick-Fix: Medic mirrors blast jump of their heal target[/QUOTE] This is very, very cool. [QUOTE=Archimedes;36527130]The Equalizer: Removed player move speed modification and added it to a new item named The Escape Plan[/QUOTE] It's about time, but the original equalizer is going to need a huge damage buff now. [QUOTE=Archimedes;36527130]Tomislav: Spin-up speed bonus reduced from +40% to +10%[/QUOTE] With a slower firing speed (and therefore damage output) and barely any spin-up bonus, what's even the point?

i can't download the update, valve hates me

[img] http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1172309465327313036/34170EF83437115AAFF94DF14402BA3E565C76DD/[/img] Close up of the pictures!!!

[QUOTE=Ern;36527416]Shouldn't the damage-boosting one have that skin?[/QUOTE] It's the Soldier's own blood.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36527340]Wait, what items?[/QUOTE] hazmat

So, one of the taunts, as posted above, just looks like the pyro is like, squatting down to give birth to the devil in a circle of fire.

Can someone [B]please[/B] list the recipes, since some of you are saying things like "it'll take 3 direct hits" etc?

Feed me clocks, Lol.

can anyone access the item servers or no?

The demoman one couldn't have made it any more obvious that it's a robot. one big glowing eye..

[QUOTE=Dan*;36527335]They killed the equalizer. Rest in peace competitive TF2.[/QUOTE] good riddance

And I found the fucking tomislav only recently...Used it for like 2-3 days. I'm so fucking pissed for that.

Guys, Demo's parrot is in this update too and medic ushanka and engineers tube for blueprints

It continues

I really don't know what to think here. MTP was awesome and the update overall is awesome, but its really underwhelming considering the 6 months it took to get here. I just don't know.

oh my god the equalizer's reign is over other shovels might actually see the light of day the quick fix accounts for rocket boosts the flamethrowers were finally fixed fuck yes the tomislav's nerf seems odd but who cares this is spectacular

[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/542931417194615314/FE70D536A83E980B603707868D88895960784797/[/IMG] Humorous bulletin board on sp_doomsday. Also, poor Poopy Joe.

Wiki's down.

Better picture of the map [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QqfZb.jpg[/IMG]

I [B]JUST[/B] got a strange equalizer. Why do they continue to crush my dreams? I guess it's back to the pan now.

I really like how the "38, 39, 40, 41" predictions are coming true; the two maps that have the "13X" achievement number have had references to MtM.

[QUOTE=Ryry;36527445][IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1173435365234031239/433BFEFC8A67934244251A46D18DD25E3D48E39F/[/IMG] Heres somthing I found.[/QUOTE] [B]Holy shit![/B] A water-cooler!

[QUOTE=Computrix;36527400]Switch your cloud region to somewhere in Europe, Germany worked for me, TF2's almost finished downloading[/QUOTE] Try Vietnam. I wish the Equalizer had retained the speed rate and the new blood-spattered item got the damage boost, since it is blood-spattered, after all... Also: Mann Co Store is currently "closed." No item server either.

IT'S A NEW TAUNTKILL HOLY SHIT

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;36527458]And I found the fucking tomislav only recently...Used it for like 2-3 days. I'm so fucking pissed for that.[/QUOTE] I used to think the tomislav was good too, but then I used the default minigun again and saw how you tear shit up, the reduced spin time really wasn't worth the drop in dps.

[QUOTE=Ryry;36527445] -snip- [/QUOTE] Oh my god it's the fucking Australium cache map from the Engineer update oh god I am wet with anticipation

[QUOTE=-=NARH=-;36527386]So this is the Escape Plan. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37749778/c_pickaxe_s2_large.png[/img][/QUOTE] so.. the one you use to run fast has blood on it, but the one you use to hit harder doesn't.