Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow - Games

Well fuck this, guess I won't be able to play at all. See you all tomorrow.

[QUOTE=igotopinions;36527661]So while we're waiting, here's a question: The director was the one who filmed Meet the Pyro, right? It premiered after the comic, so it's not like it was retconned or anything. And the classes are talking as if being interviewed. So, uh. How did the director go inside the pyro's head? Did he follow him as he massacred all those people? Jesus.[/QUOTE] The director glued Pyrovision goggles to the camera lens.

At this point I can safely say that this update was even better then the Uber Update.

There is a new crate, right?

My guess is Valve is staggering the schema update/item server online-ness so that it's not just fastest dl speed = gets craft numbers. Because the item server was down long before the update hit.

So... what do you suppose we'll do with the crafted ashes? Furthermore: What on earth is going to be inside the crates with the scorched keys?

[QUOTE=Ern;36527684]They look nothing alike.[/QUOTE] That's not what I'm trying to say

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;36527700]oh shut up with the MLP shit already.[/QUOTE] But you do realise thats what over half of the community is going to think about? I foresee people with the goggles permantly glued onto all their classes and renamed Pony Goggles or something like that.

I think the biggest issue with this update is that it was supposed to be about the Pyro, and the Pyro only got one new weapon out of it.

I can't even fucking open Steam anymore. God dammit.

How ppl be getting goggles if item servers are down?

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36527691]Changed maps? Check. Giant Fluffly Kitten and Balloonicorn? Check. All we need now is Giant Obese Baby Fairies as the enemy team.[/QUOTE] Yeah, holy fuck, I honestly thought Pyrovision would just change a few weapons. MASSIVE, MASSIVE props. That must've taken forever. Which maps get changed up?

goggles are a misc. i got them as soon as i went ingame woo

[QUOTE=Kegan;36527744]So... what do you suppose we'll do with the crafted ashes? Furthermore: What on earth is going to be inside the crates with the scorched keys?[/QUOTE] Wait wait wait wait. The fuck are crafted ashes and scorched keys?

So you're telling me I'm not supposed to stand up, clench my fists, lift head towards sky and screm "FUCK YOU VALVEEEEE"?

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/957262583122424940/C3BBA53C215BCF32A4DDC4B90D958C31B1AB3F81/[/img] I actually like it.

item server online apparently.

The Cozy Camper buff might make it actually useful

Time to get the crappy glasses.

Why are you doing this valve I just want to play tf2. It keeps displaying a scanning for game updates message when I try to launch tf2. But get this, IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;36527748]But you do realise thats what over half of the community is going to think about? I foresee people with the goggles permantly glued onto all their classes and renamed Pony Goggles or something like that.[/QUOTE] Who cares? As long as there arent getting in [B]MY FACE[/B] and I stay away from the MLP servers i don't really care.

[QUOTE=Ricenchicken;36527755]How ppl be getting goggles if item servers are down?[/QUOTE] we won't

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36527756]Yeah, holy fuck, I honestly thought Pyrovision would just change a few weapons. MASSIVE, MASSIVE props. That must've taken forever. Which maps get changed up?[/QUOTE] The only possible thing that could make this better, is if it was an algorithm instead of whatever it is now, and it changed even custom maps.

Guys, the Equalizer is now the blood-stained weapon. The Escape Plan uses the Equalizer skin. All is well in the world.

[QUOTE=Nephilim;36527770](Pic) I actually like it.[/QUOTE] I think the game looks pretty cool like this. Does it affect weapons?

Maybe when the maps were updated all that time ago, that's what they added?

[t]http://puu.sh/Ec5E[/t] woo

Oh btw [img]http://i.imgur.com/jywk0.png[/img] I also got Vintage and non-vintage Goggles.

Someone will find a way to make these versions of maps permanent on their servers, with or without goggles.

10 MBs left and my speed drops to 4KB/s. Fuck.