Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow - Games

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36697132]Why deprive yourself of [I]such[/I] high caliber entertainment such as this?: [IMG]http://storefront.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/109400/extras/banner.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] le monkey face

why would you give an item to every player that completely covers a characters face. Why bother even modeling faces if you encourage everyone in the game to wear a mask of IP they didn't even create...

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36697319]why would you give an item to every player that completely covers a characters face. Why bother even modeling faces if you encourage everyone in the game to wear a mask of IP they didn't even create...[/QUOTE] Appealing to the facebook gamer.

[QUOTE=01271;36697361]Appealing to [B]le Reddit[/B] gamer.[/QUOTE] Fixed that for you.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36697132]Why deprive yourself of [I]such[/I] high caliber entertainment such as this?: [IMG]http://storefront.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/109400/extras/banner.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] o_o' ohshit.. that's real

If memory serves right the mask is temporary too, lasting about a month before vanishing :v: [editline]9th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=01271;36697361]Appealing to those horrible... "things" that lurk on Facebook and Reddit that call themselves gamers.[/QUOTE] There we go, fixed that for you.

I say Summer Sale update this week.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36697070]They started this year. One patch even brought us a new weapon. The rest of the time it were hats/misc items. [editline]10th July 2012[/editline] One of those items even turned out to be useful for an ARG later on.[/QUOTE] Awesome! Glad to have come back and realised that valve didn't fuck up as badly as I'd thought.

[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36697943]I say Summer Sale update this week.[/QUOTE] gib ice cream sandvich plz

It's on the 12th according to translators.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;36698053]It's on the 12th according to translators.[/QUOTE] go on...

Best case scenario: 12th hits and we get the summer update with fun summer items, good sales, and the grodbort weapons :v: [B][I]raiiiinnbooowwsss[/I][/B]

12th is also the start of Comic Con [editline]10th July 2012[/editline] anyone with STS access go into a little more specifics (or PM me specifics?)

You lot should venture out of the TF2 section more often: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1193927&p=36688465&viewfull=1#post36688465[/url] Looks like it might not be true though, he snipped it and no other translators are reporting the email... I guess time will tell.

Worst case: No summer update, instead a fall update with reskins and bland cismetics. A.K.A. Summer 2011

[QUOTE=Justnobody;36698339]Worst case: No summer update, instead a fall update with reskins and bland cismetics. A.K.A. Summer 2011[/QUOTE] [I]sssshhhhh[/I] Don't give them any ideas. Besides last Summer Update was pretty good, we also got the grodbort weapons too

[QUOTE=Kegan;36698431][I]sssshhhhh[/I] Don't give them any ideas. Besides last Summer Update was pretty good, we also got the grodbort weapons too[/QUOTE] Grordbort weapons were a week or two later, not in the same update. [QUOTE=Justnobody;36698339]Worst case: No summer update, instead a fall update with reskins and bland cismetics. A.K.A. Summer 2011[/QUOTE] So a second Manniversary update then?

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36698695] So a second Manniversary update then?[/QUOTE] While it had reskins, you have to admit a lot of cool stuff came out of the Manniversary, and it added a second misc slot.

[QUOTE=Justnobody;36698778]While it had reskins, you have to admit a lot of cool stuff came out of the Manniversary, and it added a second misc slot.[/QUOTE] also one of the buggiest of the updates we've had

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36698031]gib ice cream sandvich plz[/QUOTE] I want that item with all my body

[QUOTE=NeoDement;36698333]You lot should venture out of the TF2 section more often: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1193927&p=36688465&viewfull=1#post36688465[/url] Looks like it might not be true though, he snipped it and no other translators are reporting the email... I guess time will tell.[/QUOTE] Im sts translator too and I havent gotten that email. Neither my friends from STS, so its pretty obvious that summer sale will start on thursday, but that email is probably fake.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36701491]I have played the demo of Binding of Isaac.[/QUOTE] I'd say it's a game you can't really just judge off a demo though. The real fun of Isaac in my opinion is the extreme replayability, due to the randomly generated levels/bosses/items, and due to all the items/bosses/endings that can be unlocked by achieving certain things. Killing Mom doesn't mean you have beat all the game has got to offer, because every playthrough is different, and as you play you unlock more things that appear in the dungeon.

I thought it was made clear that no-one wants to hear this shit.

Wait, we're still discussing chalky's pointless hatred for nice things?

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36693232]Have you even played VVVVVVVV(VVVVV?)? Please point me where the originality is, since I can't find it. Same with Binding of Isaac.[/QUOTE] Originally I thought you were a cool guy but now I want to put toothpicks in your eyes. [IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120529092623/bindingofisaac/images/a/a9/Toothpicks.png[/IMG] :eng101:

You'd have to actually be trying to not be able to find the originality in VVVVVV. It's a metroidvania style platformer with an emphasis on puzzles that doesn't let you jump. Sounds pretty damn original to me.

[QUOTE=The Stills;36703606]You'd have to actually be trying to not be able to find the originality in VVVVVV. It's a metroidvania style platformer with an emphasis on puzzles that doesn't let you jump. Sounds pretty damn original to me.[/QUOTE] NO THERE ARE TONS OF PLATEFORMERS WHERE YOU CAN'T JUMP LET ME QUOTE SOME YOU BIG FAG §§§§ Oh, wait, the only one is VVVVVV.

Can't we let him be? He's not going to pick up either game anyway, and he'd never admit they're good. Actually, the better they sound the more he hates them. He said so himself.

Well, you're going against the grain, you can't deny that.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36703760]Guess a person can't correct lies spread about him and have an opinion these days. Fine, Binding of Isaac and VVVVVV are the best games ever made and I should kill myself for not liking them.[/QUOTE] There's nothing wrong with having an opinion - fine, you don't like Binding of Isaac or VVVVVV. I'm not that fond of BoI myself, to be honest. But forcing your opinions upon others, simultaneously insulting all flash games in existance, and then acting as though you weren't forcing your opinion on others but instead having others' opinions forced upon yourself is rather stupid.