Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow

[Segab]

All my TF2 dreams involve a TF2 cartoon series.

[ZVAARI]

My current TF2 dreams involve Source Filmmaker ideas
Which involves my PC not being shit

[Madrider760]

All my dreams involve obtaining an unusual. sad days

[EngarDew]

Any dream I've ever had of TF2 always has a "MAGGOT" somewhere in it. I wonder...

Regardless, I guess tonight might say some things.

[COSTA]

I don't dream. I never dream. I have no dreams. I'm a miserable pile of localization files.

[Pako]

[QUOTE=Populus89;36944876][video=youtube;19Kn_8zcYj8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Kn_8zcYj8&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE]

Oye amigo, soy una actualización.

[architectofgo]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;36944774]all my tf2 dreams involve trading, I'm so sad[/QUOTE]

All mine are about amazing drops from my overnight idling...

[Roninsmastermix]

dream.

lego.

wakes up...

[COSTA]

Ronin... wake up...

[img]http://cuusoo.s3.amazonaws.com/documents/c251e/5a36c/25338/a67b3/90b70/62a2b/e8d05/c132d/thumb640x360.jpg[/img]

[url]http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/17399[/url]

Also, looks like that Portal 2 Lego project has reached 10,000 supporters in Cuusoo. Lego will review the project in September, and if they agree they might start selling a Portal 2 set. But don't get your hopes up, I bet they'll scrap it.
[url]http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/18258[/url]

But if it gets accepted, it would be an interesting step for Valve. I doubt we'd see TF2 or Half-Life sets in the future, though.

[ZVAARI]

[QUOTE=Roninsmastermix;36945299]dream.

lego.

wakes up...[/QUOTE]

...and smell the ashes.
who the fuck let the microwave running

[Roninsmastermix]

i woke up and saw this...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ty6OWl.jpg[/IMG]

Then i noticed what was different...

"... very good, Mr. Cobb!"

[ned_ballad]

oh god, Armisael, I just found a Decal Tool

Now if I find a lunchbox this is insane

[Armisael]

Did I forget to mention that I also found one of those? Because I did.

[ZVAARI]

[QUOTE=Roninsmastermix;36945447]i woke up and saw this...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ty6OW.jpg[/IMG]

Then i noticed what was different...

"... very good, Mr. Cobb!"[/QUOTE]
Today's update will replace all classes' heads with those robots heads.
fuck facial flexes

[mphayes97]

i dreamt that i sold my strange medigun. it was so lifelike, i turned on my laptop to check if i still had it. the item server was down. barely slept the rest of that night

[Monokarhu]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36944716]Good news is, the update might focus entirely on your stuff.[/QUOTE]
Gallant Gael finally gets in?

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[TheRealFierce]

I once dreamt that there was a cat hat in TF2 and everyone got one except me. It was very sad (and pathetic). :(

[Zannabluke]

After the Pyromania Update was relased, I dreamt 'bout an extended version of Meet the Pyro where the six remaining classes got interviewed too. I specifically remember what the Soldier said: ''That boy ain't right'' (Yes, it was also his line from the Florp Pyro comic).

[EngarDew]

New thread title: "TF2 Dreams"

[Captain_Crazy]

I had a dream that a lot of weapons were all class. I went Shotgun Heavy with the crit-o-cola replacing my minigun. Felt like a winner, goofy as hell.

ontopic: how much tobors can a tobor-chuck chuck if a tobor-chuck could chuck tobors

[ned_ballad]

Borlderlands 2 pr-order up. No TF2 promos announced
[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/49520/[/url]

However, that doesn't mean it can't get pre-order bonuses eventually.

[ajrhug]

i had a dream where i was buying unusuals and hats and weapons for only a scrap each
had lods escrap but then i woke up and had no hat ;-;

[Psyke]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36946149]Borlderlands 2 pr-order up. No TF2 promos announced
[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/49520/[/url]

However, that doesn't mean it can't get pre-order bonuses eventually.[/QUOTE]

Best part of this being. if there was possible promos

they'd be made by chemical alia since she works for gearbox. on borderlands 2

[COSTA]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36946149]Borlderlands 2 pr-order up. No TF2 promos announced
[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/49520/[/url]

However, that doesn't mean it can't get pre-order bonuses eventually.[/QUOTE]

I pre-ordered the retail version anyway. Was cheaper for me. And Steam doesn't mention the first access club or how the hell it's called, that lets you have in-game goodies and future DLC. You can get access if you pre-order from Amazon and some few other stores.

[Ducksink]

[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36944716]11:31 AM - ned_ballad: also had this bizarre dream
11:31 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: did it involve tf2?
11:31 AM - ned_ballad: that I worked for this company, but their location was my old college
11:31 AM - ned_ballad: sort of yes, let me get there
11:32 AM - ned_ballad: so anyway, we're working on nothing, I am searching facepunch. When suddenly two guys starting laughing at me for being on facepunch, come over and pat my back
11:32 AM - ned_ballad: it's NeoDement and Ronin, who apparently now work with me
11:33 AM - ned_ballad: and the Ronin takes out his wallet, laughs at how much money he's made, and hands me a 10, tells me to buy myself a nice lunch
11:33 AM - ned_ballad: and then I wake up
11:33 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: he's not ronin anymore
11:33 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: he's THE ronin
11:34 AM - ned_ballad: he looked like a large hawaii guy
11:34 AM - ned_ballad: actually funny enough I think my mind made Ronin the ukelele man
11:34 AM - ned_ballad: with a hispanic accent
11:34 AM - ned_ballad: and ND looked like a skinny nerdy guy with a goatee
11:35 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: what did I look like?
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: he didnt talk in my dream, not really sure why he was there
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: you werent in it :x
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: just those two
11:35 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: :c
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: I have odd dreams, I wonder if they mean stuff
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: maybe the next update hits the day I start my new job, and it's mostly ND and Ronin stuff?
11:35 AM - ned_ballad: that would be freaky
11:35 AM - [FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: nostradamus

Sorry ND and Ronin. I need to not be on the Internet well past when I should be sleeping. Also not eat a bowl of leftover chinese takeout wanton soup 15 minutes before going to sleep.

Good news is, the update might focus entirely on your stuff.[/QUOTE]

I once had a dream about neodement when I woke up I was stuck to my bed it was wierd

[Captain_Crazy]

[QUOTE=Ducksink;36946218]I once had a dream about neodement when I woke up I was stuck to my bed it was wierd[/QUOTE]

sleep paralysis/extreme amounts'a gluey semen just sort of cementing you to the bed ya grossmaster

[ned_ballad]

[QUOTE=psyke;36946208]Best part of this being. if there was possible promos

they'd be made by chemical alia since she works for gearbox. on borderlands 2[/QUOTE]

if it's a huge update like Deus Ex, they'll absolutely wait until tonight to announce it. Manno-Technology bundle was announced later in the day, with its own Steam announcement.

[Sharc]

I'd imagine if Borderland 2 promos were being done it would probably be done by ChemicalAlia.

[ned_ballad]

[QUOTE=Sharc;36946269]I'd imagine if Borderland 2 promos were being done it would probably be done by ChemicalAlia.[/QUOTE]

absolutely.

Also it's kind of... weird Steam has no unique pre-order bonus announced right now. I asked the Gearbox community manager if a TF2 promo is planned, wonder if he'll answer lol

[COSTA]

Well, turns out I was wrong. There are bonuses, but they're not exclusive (talking about the premier club edition thing). Other retailers have that bonus, and Steam will have it as well.

So if you pre-order the game from basically anywhere, you'll get this:

[quote]Pre-purchase Now and get an upgrade to the Premier Club Edition.

Includes:

Gearbox Gold Gun Pack
A package of unique Gearbox Golden Guns to help you start your journey on Pandora!

Golden Key
Unlock a rare item in the mysterious Sanctuary Loot Chest.

Vault Hunter’s Relic
Play solo or team up with friends and boost your gear-hunting fortune with the Vault Hunter’s Relic

New Character Class
Receive a free download of the all-new Mechromancer character class as soon as she’s available[/quote]