Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow - Games

[QUOTE=COSTA;36525578]I'm annoyed how Medic screams "NO!" in this Meet the Pyro video. He's supposed to be screaming for his life, that "No!" sounds dumb. It sounds like Heavy is saying "Doktor! Do you have sandvich?" and Medic goes "No...!"[/QUOTE] I think it's a mix of disbelief and "DON'T DO IT!"

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;36525463]My friend claims his mini heart attacks are having heart attacks [b]YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART ATTACKS, ON YOUR EYEBALLS[/b][/QUOTE] I watched a whole VIDEO this morning. [B]Without any update.[/B]

Teamfortress.com just updated. Something to do with older blog posts.

Here have some tread music because its finally is [video=youtube;FxnFJG6CW20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxnFJG6CW20[/video]

Page Monitor told me teamfortress.com just updated, it removed the blog posts before "How a Gun gets made". God dammit Valve. You get me all excited.

-snip nvm-

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;36525597]I'm surprised Facepunch hasn't gone down with the number of people here[/QUOTE] the power of magic

Leak content, acquire guests.

Guests, a good way to speed up the update download is to turn off your computer. *wink* *wink*

come on valve juts give us the update. What're you waiting for, Christmas?

[b]OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC[/b] [video=youtube;S7Tn1Y-ERCE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Tn1Y-ERCE[/video]

[QUOTE=zombays;36525605]I think it's a mix of disbelief and "DON'T DO IT!"[/QUOTE] It's actually more of a mix of "Robin Atkin Downes is too busy to record new lines" and "fuck it."

Hell met all your pictures are broken links. I wanna see theeeeeeeeeeeem

I'm hoping this will be within the next few hours. I can't decide if I should stay up for this or not.

[QUOTE=COSTA;36525578]I'm annoyed how Medic screams "NO!" in this Meet the Pyro video. He's supposed to be screaming for his life, that "No!" sounds dumb. It sounds like Heavy is saying "Doktor! Do you have sandvich?" and Medic goes "No...!"[/QUOTE] "Piero pls"

See? If we had established that Stonecutter-esque secret society I proposed all that time ago, we could have secretly distributed those maps to keep SPUF and Reddit out of the loop. [sp]Joking, of course. Kinda. But seriously, we should totally establish some kinda of Organization... The Steamcutters... the... Leak... People... I dunno, but it'd be totally tits.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Croshi;36525537]Grordbort is probably coming in July, like the first Grordbort pack.[/QUOTE] If they do a thing for SDCC again (which was the literal first thing I saw when I was there), they'll probably have an update around ~July 12th~.

Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404 [img]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/img] [url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/url]

[QUOTE=COSTA;36525578]I'm annoyed how Medic screams "NO!" in this Meet the Pyro video. He's supposed to be screaming for his life, that "No!" sounds dumb. It sounds like Heavy is saying "Doktor! Do you have sandvich?" and Medic goes "No...!"[/QUOTE] It's the same "no" from the in game voice command. They didn't bother to record new lines for such short roles. The sniper's "help" is from the game too, as well as the Demo's "I'm burning". It's kinda jarring to hear it, but it's understandable.

Hey reddit guys, I'm sure you're nice and all, but we really would rather if you stuck to your own forum okay? Thanks! Have fun with the update!

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525633]Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404 [img]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/img] [url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/url][/QUOTE] I believe that's the joke

[QUOTE=AbrahamLincoln;36525625]It's actually more of a mix of "Robin Atkin Downes is too busy to record new lines" and "fuck it."[/QUOTE] But I want to [b]believe![/b]

I just got a server update post, just added the sm_doomsday map, the update is so near! ..I can smell it

If the update doesn't happen in the next hour I have to go fuf

I believe in magic

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525633]Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404 [img]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/img] [url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/url][/QUOTE] haha Thom's squinty eye

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525633]Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404 [img]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/img] [url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/url][/QUOTE] [url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticaltaco[/url] Now with less viruses.

[QUOTE=COSTA;36525578]I'm annoyed how Medic screams "NO!" in this Meet the Pyro video. He's supposed to be screaming for his life, that "No!" sounds dumb. It sounds like Heavy is saying "Doktor! Do you have sandvich?" and Medic goes "No...!"[/QUOTE] This is looking way too far into it, but to me, it kinda sounded like Medic understood Pyro's mental condition, and was saying "no" like a parent would to a troublemaking child.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525633]Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404 [IMG]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/IMG] [URL="http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask"]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/URL][/QUOTE] it's a troll pageking 10/10 would bang

Last chance to speculate on the weapons, so my theory is that they'll be the sort of thing that Pyro could see as the Candyland weapons with a heavy filter of delusion applied: Primary: The Seussthrower seen in MTP, but cracked, rusted, and with the paint chipping off, and possibly with the music box drum replaced with an old can of propane. Melee: A circular sawblade on a stick, with some red and white stripes crudely painted on. If it isn't named "The Lollipop Killed," I will be sad.