Major Update Speculation V5: Somewhere over the rainbow
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[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525633]Saw this on /v/, it just gives me a 404
[img]http://puu.sh/EaU1[/img]
[url]www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/opticalmask[/url][/QUOTE]
I do believe what that poster did is a very common technique called "lying"; more at 9PM Valve Time
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36525645]I believe in magic[/QUOTE]
What are you hinting at
[QUOTE=ned_ballad;36525645]I believe in magic[/QUOTE]
Clap your hands twice to bring the update faster if you really believe, ned!
[QUOTE=zombays;36525640]But I want to [b]believe![/b][/QUOTE]
There is no believing.
There is only [I]~magic~[/I]
[QUOTE=HyperVyper;36525651][url]www.teamfortess.com/pyromania/opticaltaco[/url][/QUOTE]
For some reason that made my antivirus go haywire.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36525631]See?
If we had established that Stonecutter-esque secret society I proposed all that time ago, we could have secretly distributed those maps to keep SPUF and Reddit out of the loop.
[sp]Joking, of course. Kinda. But seriously, we should totally establish some kinda of Organization... The Steamcutters... the... Leak... People... I dunno, but it'd be totally tits.[/sp][/QUOTE]
The Leaky Pipe Society.
If we keep saying that we believe in magic, it'll come out sooner!
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36525638]Hey reddit guys, I'm sure you're nice and all, but we really would rather if you stuck to your own forum okay? Thanks! Have fun with the update![/QUOTE]
I regularly visit Facepunch, Reddit, and /vg/
Where do I belong?
[url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/gabenewellrollinginchocolatepudding[/url]
OH GOD GUYS IT'S JUST 404ING FOR ME RIGHT NOW BUT IT MUST BE A SECRET
[QUOTE=zach34;36525673][url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/gabenewellrollinginchocolatepudding[/url]
OH GOD GUYS IT'S JUST 404ING FOR ME RIGHT NOW BUT IT MUST BE A SECRET[/QUOTE]
hot
[QUOTE=Hell-met;36525281]i'm a terrible person and i got a few people mad at me
no more[/QUOTE]
I hope df don't rape your ass
I believe in magic
but why hasn't hogwarts sent my letter
oh wait that's it
MvM stands for Magicians vs Muggles
and the Pyro is actually a wizard Harry
Holy shit, this thread is poppin' like hell, it's like everytime i post it's already a brand new page.
[QUOTE=Hogulus;36525659]Last chance to speculate on the weapons, so my theory is that they'll be the sort of thing that Pyro could see as the Candyland weapons with a heavy filter of delusion applied:
Primary: The Seussthrower seen in MTP, but cracked, rusted, and with the paint chipping off, and possibly with the music box drum replaced with an old can of propane.
Melee: A circular sawblade on a stick, with some red and white stripes crudely painted on. If it isn't named "The Lollipop Killed," I will be sad.[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOOO ! i WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WITH RAINBOWS AND LOLIPOPS >:C
[QUOTE=jordan10la;36525671]I regularly visit Facepunch, Reddit, and /vg/
Where do I belong?[/QUOTE]
nowhere, you are a heretic to every community and must be burned at the stake
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;36525683]I believe in magic
but why hasn't hogwarts sent my letter
oh wait that's it
MvM stands for Magicians vs Muggles
and the Pyro is actually a wizard Harry[/QUOTE]
Hogwarts only sends letters to cool kids, sorry
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36525478]It's fun to think how much planning ahead valve has done.
The heavy and demoman heads already existed way back in the engineer update preview video.[/QUOTE]
It's either planning or delaying,
I just got the same alert
what the hell
Speaking of medic, I hope he gets that nice set from Weta. Looking forward to seeing the stats on the medigun, hopefully they are good and not just gimmicky.
[QUOTE=Ern;36525676][IMG]http://puu.sh/EaVM[/IMG]
Oh fu-[/QUOTE]
This made me download avast instantly.
I'm still confused as to why there weren't any bananas in mtp...
[QUOTE=HyperVyper;36525651][url]www.teamfortess.com/pyromania/opticaltaco[/url][/QUOTE]
Was I supposed to get a virus from that link? Because I seriously did.
[QUOTE=SLBros.;36525695]I just got the same alert
what the hell[/QUOTE]
It's called the site is a bad place.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36525668]For some reason that made my antivirus go haywire.[/QUOTE]
Tacos are dangerous to computers.
I'm sorry that I forgot that when I typed the link.
[b]EDIT:[/b]No seriously guys I have no clue why opticaltaco triggered your antivirus. You probably won't get a virus from a teamfortress.com page that doesn't exist.
It's a parked URL because the URL is misspelled.
[QUOTE=Ern;36525676][IMG]http://puu.sh/EaVM[/IMG]
Oh fu-[/QUOTE]
Looks like it detected a botnet called chrome.exe
[QUOTE=HyperVyper;36525651][URL="http://www.teamfortess.com/pyromania/opticaltaco"]www.teamfortess.com/pyromania/opticaltaco[/URL][/QUOTE]
Go fuck yourself with that "searchmagnified" thing, don't click that shit.
[QUOTE=01271;36525704]I'm still confused as to why there weren't any bananas in mtp...[/QUOTE]
Bananas relates to poopy joe, an integral figure in the new map doomsday.
ITT: 4chan users hacking the gullible
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