Major Update Speculation Thread V7: Who's Ned? - Games

[QUOTE=wunderufl;37242269]Here are a few achievement names relating to robuts. Let's see how close any of them come. If any of these are actually used verbatim, I'll raffle off a strange weapon or something. -hI, Robot. -This Statement is False -Paranoid Android -I Feel Alive! -Touring Machines -Come With Me If You Want to Win -Open the Pod Bay Doors -Do You Speak Bocce? -Fight My Shiny Metal Ass[/QUOTE] -Time to Die or -Half as Bright or -I've Seen Things take your pick

If the update isn't out by 10 past I'm out.

people posting "It's here" when they don't mean it deserve some sort of cruel and inhumane punishment

[QUOTE=Izzy-chan;37242365]Geez. There's, like, several hours before the day's over and you guys are starting to act like it's the end of the world or something. Besides, if Day Two's coming out today, it's coming out today. And yes, I do have a good understanding "Valve Time." I'm sure valve is doing some maintenance and will release the post when they're done. If I can wait until midnight, surely you guys can wait, too. Right?[/QUOTE] But... but... you don't understand. I NEED this. I'm like a diabetic on low blood sugar and this update is sweet, sweet bee nectar.

I want to take a shower now, but I also want to know the stats of the new items we're getting so I have something to think about during the shower. C'mon Valve don't let me stay sweaty.

i fucking hate you people who play with our emotions by saying "its here" seriously, fuck you, im waiting patiently like the hundreds of other people in this thread and its not funny

[QUOTE=dageek;37242433]ITS HERE NOT[/QUOTE] :suicide:

They said they expected the ARG to take much longer, perhaps they're still stressfully putting the page together.

[QUOTE=deerslayer37;37242415]Don't die on us, man. We need ya for the robots[/QUOTE] Fun fact: Due to some private problems, my mom banned me from playing games online for a year. Not allowed to play TF2 until the 8th of August 2013. Also, play TF2 while no one is looking will not work. My sister is glued to the internet, so I'm stuck here on my dad's laptop from work.

I have a sneaking suspicion Valve is doing this on purpose just to make most people ragequit after 7 PDT

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37242447]people posting "It's here" when they don't mean it deserve some sort of cruel and inhumane punishment[/QUOTE] They shall be doomed to forever wear lego-sandals.

[QUOTE=Symwck;37242438]You know, going by the theory, "time flies when you're having fun", waiting in anticipation appears to have the opposite effect. Perhaps Valve is forcing us into this waiting game, so that we can truly experience every second of our lives.[/QUOTE] I'm posting on facepunch. This is an experience I will never have again. [B]EVER.[/B]

[QUOTE=Symwck;37242438]You know, going by the theory, "time flies when you're having fun", waiting in anticipation appears to have the opposite effect. Perhaps Valve is forcing us into this waiting game, so that we can truly experience every second of our lives.[/QUOTE] Rated late, "A watched pot never boils" was first said in the 1700s

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37242456]They said they expected the ARG to take much longer, perhaps they're still stressfully putting the page together.[/QUOTE] yeah, well it didn't take them this long to put up mvm day 1

-snip fuck-

[QUOTE=Damian0358;37242457]Fun fact: Due to some private problems, my mom banned me from playing games online for a year. Not allowed to play TF2 until the 8th of August 2013. Also, play TF2 while no one is looking will not work. My sister is glued to the internet, so I'm stuck here on my dad's laptop from work.[/QUOTE] Sorry to hear, man. :c

[QUOTE=Zelkyri;37242452]so I have something to think about during the shower[/QUOTE] If I know what you mean?

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;37242466]They shall be doomed to forever wear lego-sandals.[/QUOTE] jesus christ man I said cruel and inhumane even the Nazis would've found that nasty

[QUOTE=Izzy-chan;37242365]Geez. There's, like, several hours before the day's over and you guys are starting to act like it's the end of the world or something. Besides, if Day Two's coming out today, it's coming out today. And yes, I do have a good understanding "Valve Time." I'm sure valve is doing some maintenance and will release the post when they're done. If I can wait until midnight, surely you guys can wait, too. Right?[/QUOTE] They probably didn't want to release it at peak hours.

[video=youtube;YP8Gvij1MQ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP8Gvij1MQ4&feature=related[/video] Been listening to this on loop for the past 2 hours kill me :dance:

OH SHIT SPOTLIGHT'S DOWN its down NOW...that aint late

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bACZA.png[/IMG]

So many non-FP users. This raffle wont end well.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37242456]They said they expected the ARG to take much longer, perhaps they're still stressfully putting the page together.[/QUOTE] [sp]they were joking[/sp] The last time Valve said they expected us to take longer with a puzzle was the Mac update

Someone make a comic of Robin hovering his hand over the "release update" button

If it is delayed this much when will day 3 be released?

[QUOTE=TheOnlyShape;37242481]-video- Been listening to this on loop for the past 2 hours kill me :dance:[/QUOTE] Later.

[QUOTE=dageek;37242433]ITS HERE NOT[/QUOTE] D'awww.... must learn to read the whole post. I got all excited. =/

What do you guys think will be the best MvM team?

Playing Halo 1 right now to pass the time, holy fuck the FOV is so weird in that game. Also never noticed how much Master Chief sounds like JC Denton.