- Soda Popper Upgrade: Mini Crits become Full Crits
- Machina Upgrade: Can no-scope
- Ambassador Upgrade: Cooldown is faster, making you do more precise shots every time
- Shortstop Upgrade: Back to its older reload speed and make that speed-down attribute FINALLY work
Pyro perks suck, what if I'm using the phlog and the detonator?
I don't want to change my loadout to be good, I want my fun loadout.
So that TF2 server you Speculation guys made,
I just got kicked from it,
dont even know why, [sp]somebody mustha had thought I were from SPUF/SUF I guess[/sp]
oh well, I cant even stay up long enough to witness the raw power of MvM,
[sp]Unless I decide to stay awake but that would most likely be a bad idea.[/sp]
Oh well, since I have nothing to speculate for now I might aswell just post this 'ere raffle,
[url]http://tf2r.com/khc595j.html[/url]
[QUOTE=HyperVyper;37252777]-snip-[/QUOTE]
no..... its about weapon upgrades now!
fresh from 4chan:
[QUOTE]>Go to Facepunch's update speculation thread
>Five pages of crying because one dude got banned
>Not speculating the update[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/n3t5vk.png[/IMG]
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THEM PEOPLE
[QUOTE=RPG;37252725]Yeah, that just came into my head as soon as I posted that. Alongside that, and you have to pay a lot if you wanna make your Sticky Launcher the Almighty Robot Detonator... Unless of course there is the bastard that will take the money from the robots killed out of his teamates to get his own weapon and leave the rest stuck with Level 1 weapo-
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/mc7mls.png[/IMG]
OH FUCK[/QUOTE]
I want the ability to speed up recharge times
oh god
cleaver
money grab
fast recharge
[I]the robots are fucked[/I]
[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;37252774]And you thought that the Scout who stole the Sandvich you threw for your burning Medic was bad, now he's going to hog all the cash for himself and leave all the Medics with below average weapons.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=slapdown3;37252759]Not only can scouts take your metal and healthpacks, we made it so they can take your money!
They better make it so I can give my buddies dosh.[/QUOTE]
VALVE
PLEASE
TURN ON FRIENDLY FIRE ON THIS
if you can't use the kunai I'm gonna cry
[QUOTE=meppers;37252807]fresh from 4chan:[/QUOTE]
>Go to 4chan
Ohgod...
[QUOTE=RPG;37252790]- Shortstop Upgrade: Back to its older reload speed and make that speed-down attribute FINALLY work[/QUOTE]
Didn't believe I'd actually get this opportunity, but here's an interesting thing:
The attribute actually [b]works[/b]. And yes, I have tested it (if any of you have seen my enormous list of attribute classes), and yes, it works.
[code]mult_onhit_enemyspeed_major
Attributes Associated:
+ slow enemy on hit major (182) (+)
Attribute Format: Additive
Weapon Restrictions:
+ tf_weapon_bat
+ tf_weapon_bat_fish
+ tf_weapon_bat_giftwrap
+ tf_weapon_bat_wood
+ tf_weapon_bonesaw
+ tf_weapon_bottle
+ tf_weapon_cleaver
+ tf_weapon_club
+ tf_weapon_compound_bow
+ tf_weapon_crossbow
+ tf_weapon_drg_pomson
+ tf_weapon_fireaxe
+ tf_weapon_fists
+ tf_weapon_flamethrower
+ tf_weapon_flaregun
+ tf_weapon_flaregun_revenge
+ tf_weapon_grenadelauncher
+ tf_weapon_handgun_scout_primary
+ tf_weapon_handgun_scout_secondary
+ tf_weapon_katana
+ tf_weapon_knife
+ tf_weapon_mechanical_arm
+ tf_weapon_minigun
+ tf_weapon_particle_cannon
+ tf_weapon_pep_brawler_blaster
+ tf_weapon_pipebomblauncher
+ tf_weapon_pistol
+ tf_weapon_pistol_scout
+ tf_weapon_raygun
+ tf_weapon_revolver
+ tf_weapon_robot_arm
+ tf_weapon_rocketlauncher
+ tf_weapon_rocketlauncher_directhit
+ tf_weapon_scattergun
+ tf_weapon_sentry_revenge
+ tf_weapon_shotgun_hwg
+ tf_weapon_shotgun_primary
+ tf_weapon_shotgun_pyro
+ tf_weapon_shotgun_soldier
+ tf_weapon_shovel
+ tf_weapon_smg
+ tf_weapon_sniperrifle
+ tf_weapon_sniperrifle_decap
+ tf_weapon_soda_popper
+ tf_weapon_stickbomb
+ tf_weapon_sword
+ tf_weapon_syringegun_medic
+ tf_weapon_wrench
Projectile Restrictions:
+ Bullet
+ Rocket
+ Pipebomb
+ Stickybomb (Regular)
+ Syringe
+ Huntsman Arrow
+ Crusader's Crossbow Arrow
+ Cow Mangler 5000 Projectile
+ Righteous Bison/Pomson 6000 Projectile
Class Restrictions: Usable by All
Negative Value: N/A
Description: Lets your weapon slow down enemies by 40% for 0.5s.
Can apply to damaging conditions (i.e. bleed, afterburn, etc.).
Setting the value to 1 enables it.[/code]
Now, the reason why I think people thought it didn't work was because the duration is so small that it's barely noticeable.
[B]Update on the Archimedes plush.[/B]
I asked Steam Support when the Archimedes plush would be back in stock. Their response:
[QUOTE]Unfortunately, we are currently out of stock on Archimedes.
We hope to have more back in stock in the next week or so.[/QUOTE]
There is hope, fellow bird lovers.
Wait
wait
wait
TODAY IS AUGUST 15
TODAY WILL BE GLORIOUSSSSSSS
Maybe to avoid that Money stealing shit, Valve will make it so all teamates share the dough and have the rationate it in order to get more team based thinking.
I think "CRSK" equip region. Is going to be used for Canteen action item.
[URL="steam://connect/85.131.149.171:27015"]Click to join Server[/URL]
Pyro Tennis FOR NED!
[QUOTE=RPG;37252818]VALVE
PLEASE
TURN ON FRIENDLY FIRE ON THIS[/QUOTE]
>Soldier gets Kritz'd
>Entire team dead in less than 2 seconds
What kind of cold-hearted being bans a user from Facepunch on the day of maximum hype for a new update. I weep for thee.
Aside from that, I really hope there's going to be a ton of achievements for different classes killing different robots with different weapons in different situations.
[QUOTE=meppers;37252807]fresh from 4chan:[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
[QUOTE=En Ex;37252865][B]Update on the Archimedes plush.[/B]
I asked Steam Support of the Archimedes plush would be back in stock. Their response:
There is hope, fellow bird lovers.[/QUOTE]
wow, out of stock only in the few hours they accidentally had the page up?
[QUOTE=RPG;37252818]VALVE
PLEASE
TURN ON FRIENDLY FIRE ON THIS[/QUOTE]
The more money you have, the more damage you take from you own team mates.
If this was true, oh golly would I finally have some well-deserved revenge.
[QUOTE=RPG;37252873]Maybe to avoid that Money stealing shit, Valve will make it so all teamates share the dough and have the rationate it in order to get more team based thinking.[/QUOTE]
Sounds nice in theory, but you'll always have some asshole buying all the items before his team gets the chance.
[QUOTE=MarcoPixel;37252883][URL="steam://connect/85.131.149.171:27015"]Click to join Server[/URL]
Pyro Tennis FOR NED![/QUOTE]
SPECULATION tennis.
There, on topic.
Have I missed anything of importance since Day 2?
[B]TONIGHT...
IS THEEEEEEEE NIGHT[/B]
I hope it is out soon, it is 4:21 AM and I have to get up at like 8:00 AM, so I am hoping it comes out within the next 42 minutes.
[QUOTE=SockFC;37252924]Have I missed anything of importance since Day 2?[/QUOTE]
Nothing much, some drama here and there.
Hopefully we're getting this specualtion-hype under control for today.
[QUOTE=SockFC;37252924]Have I missed anything of importance since Day 2?[/QUOTE]
Ned got banned for a day
[QUOTE=Xonax;37252929]I hope it is out soon, it is 4:21 AM and I have to get up at like 8:00 AM, so I am hoping it comes out within the next 42 minutes.[/QUOTE]
1:22 PM over here. I suppose I should expect the update on either 5:00 or 6:00 PM...
[QUOTE=alwaysrage;37252940]Ned got banned for a day[/QUOTE]
Shhhh, you'll stir up more rage!
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