Major Update Speculation Thread V7: Who's Ned? - Games

Oh hi thread. I missed you when I was at work.

Major Update Optimism v7.

-snip- yeah ignore this shit

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37214089]*cough*[/QUOTE] Please go to the doctor, you are showing acute exacerbation of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

[QUOTE=Hellduck;37214142]*sneeze*[/QUOTE] *suffocate*

-snip- another one of my jokes that was about as funny as getting shot

Why do people thinks it won't happen tonight This ARG was shorter than the one for Pyromania, and the latter was announced afterwards, right? Valve said this ARG was over on the blog, so the only solution that makes sense is that they will show Day 1 tonight.

yeah i think that's enough of that

[QUOTE=HazardousMatt;37213802][video=youtube;-gqkK1UD4Kk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gqkK1UD4Kk[/video][/QUOTE] Thanks for making me nostalgia so badly that I fell out of my chair.

automerge [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] twice

Scout: Gray Mann's robots! [t]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28100000/tails-3d-miles-tails-prower-28147865-400-584.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Hellduck;37214156]*dies*[/QUOTE] *buried*

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37214193]*buried*[/QUOTE] stop [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] i beg of thee

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37214193]*buried*[/QUOTE] Come on, we don't want this thread locked again.

[QUOTE=Hellduck;37214200]stop [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] i beg of thee[/QUOTE] That doesn't help when you were part of the problem you know

so, i Think we are due it any moment now, it's around the usual time valve do stuff.

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;37214089]*cough*[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z0YYT.png[/IMG] in any case, my dibs are on this night. i already preordered a mountain of cheese burgers.

[QUOTE=Zadrave;37214212]That doesn't help when you were part of the problem you know[/QUOTE] yeah, i realised it wasnt going down well and posted saying id stop though

I think MvM will play like Dota 2 /late

People actually think valve was surprised by how long it took us to solve the arg? They basically already did it, with the banana error codes; I bet they predicted the solution time within a two or three hours at most.

I find it quite likely we get an update tonight or another time this week, but I don't think it will be the big final one with MvM, mainly cause they still have to use the diaries Maybe in 1 month from now the diary arg starts, and 1 month later the halloween update starts, including MvM

Aaand tonight is PIZZA NIGHT I'M READY VALVE, [B]PRESS THE BUTTON[/B]

so, i think the TOBOR texture is actually a test texture for making the bodies of the Bipedal Tobors, one of the pieces looks like what would be the scouts wrap, and another looks like the sides of the demoman's straps that go over the demo's ballistic vest. [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Armisael;37214264]People actually think valve was surprised by how long it took us to solve the arg? They basically already did it, with the banana error codes; I bet they predicted the solution time within a two or three hours at most.[/QUOTE] i bet they were makin bets on how long it would take

[QUOTE=Metaru;37214229] in any case, my dibs are on this night. i already preordered a mountain of cheese burgers.[/QUOTE] What place accepts preorders on hamburgers?

[QUOTE=SLBros.;37214160]Why do people thinks it won't happen tonight This ARG was shorter than the one for Pyromania, and the latter was announced afterwards, right? Valve said this ARG was over on the blog, so the only solution that makes sense is that they will show Day 1 tonight.[/QUOTE] The ARG is over, an official blogpost signed its end. Postponing the update will only result in decreasing all the major hype they built. Why would they throw away in the trashcan all the great effort they've put since now?

[QUOTE]It would take the community weeks to sort through this, we worried.[/QUOTE] So, it was supposed that this would take weeks, according to the folks at Valve, so the content was getting ready for a couple of weeks later. What if the update isn't even ready yet? Sorry, but someone has to be realisitic. EDIT: [B]I WUB YOUR BOXES FULL OF LOVE[/B] :downs: <3

[QUOTE=Danzflor;37214317]So, it was supposed that this would take weeks, according to the folks at Valve, so the content was getting ready for a couple of weeks later. What if the update isn't even ready yet? Sorry, but someone has to be realisitic.[/QUOTE] I was taking that as a joke?

Valve makes jokes all day Suddently when they make jokes about time and release dates, everyone takes it seriously Sit back and prepare to have your anus violated by the best fucking update in history of Mannkind

man versus machine will probably in a similar fashion to the new Blitz mode that Super Monday night combat got. set in the insisdes of the mann munitions factory and defending our way from waves of robots.

[QUOTE=Danzflor;37214317]So, it was supposed that this would take weeks, according to the folks at Valve, so the content was getting ready for a couple of weeks later. What if the update isn't even ready yet? Sorry, but someone has to be realisitic.[/QUOTE] Goddamnit guys, get over it. It's a fucking joke.