Team Fortress 2 General Chat - Gifts, Hugs and Backstabs

[Damian0358]

[QUOTE=AbeX300;38631649]Meanwhile:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKD4VIYP4LE[/media][/QUOTE]

AbeX, make a Decoy mission with the first 7 waves being a mash up of Charging Demos w/ lots of health (Splendid Screen and Chargin' Targe) and the last waves 100 of those tanks. Also, give the player as much money as they need to buy every upgrade they can afford from the get go.

Call it "AbeX's Rushamania"!

[AbeX300]

[QUOTE=Damian0358;38631722]AbeX, make a Decoy mission with the first 7 waves being a mash up of Charging Demos w/ lots of health (Splendid Screen and Chargin' Targe) and the last waves 100 of those tanks. Also, give the player as much money as they need to buy every upgrade they can afford from the get go.

Call it "AbeX's Rushamania"![/QUOTE]

Oh I'm sure that I'd have to come up with different waves.

[sp]Super-speedy Brass Beast Heavies, anyone?[/sp]

[Dvdgg]

I leave, see you in 6 hours.

[Justnobody]

[QUOTE]-Who's the French guy
and do you know of a David Chirol?

-By French Guy you mean.....

-Ulysse something.

Ulysse Bourdeau

-Right. Who is he?

-Guy I meant on the internet
Used to pretend to get drunk and shit
At least, think he was pretending
He shitposted a lot, yet never seemed to stay banned
until he did

-Huh.
Have you considered the fact that, because he is French, he knows others from that country?
And hat some o them are attractive?

-gasp

And French?
that*
of*

-What is it with you and french dudes

-I don't know. I don't really have a thing for them.
That is, I thought I didn't.
If you meet any Australian dudes, though, let me know.

-Oh there's an australlian or two at the same fourm
[url]http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=262720710406233&set=t.100000049171841&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ash4%2F291371_262720710406233_2090493_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ash4%2F282010_262720710406233_2090493_n.jpg&size=2048%2C1358[/url]

-Why thank you.
Give me a second to look.
OH MY GOD, IT'S A KITTY/
.
What forum is this?

-Faceounch fourms
the TF2 section, mostly
they talk about TF2 very little, though

-TF2. . . I totally know what that is.

-A game
about hats

-But just to check, do you know what it is?
Oh.
Lovely.
I can imagine talking about that would et pretty boring after a while.
get*
Shit.

-Well, the game is constantly given new updates and fixes and shit
and hats
don't forget the hats

-I won't, don't worry.
What happened.
Did you see that.
It just.

-?

-What did it do
It changed my "I won't, don't worry"
to "I will not, do not worry."
I just did it againt.
again/
again*
Shitshitshit.
don't
won't
shan't
mustn't
THIS IS FUCKING WITH ME
DON'T
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
This is like the beginning of a horror movie.
You're not a cat?
I'll prove those fuckers wrong.
You're the sauciest cat I ever seen.
Wat.
Stop it, Jack.

Um

You're getting less saucy.

5:58pm
-well
this
this is like the best thing I have read all week

-I'M SO CONFUSED.
IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FOOL'S DAY
Jack.
Help me.
Please.
Chat Conversation End[/QUOTE]

[Damian0358]

[QUOTE=AbeX300;38631768]Oh I'm sure that I'd have to come up with different waves.

[sp]Super-speedy Brass Beast Heavies, anyone?[/sp][/QUOTE]

[I]Decoy presents: "AbeX's Rushamania" Mark. 1![/I]
[I]Speed-o-meter: Regular, Quick, Fast, Speedy, Super Speedy, Speedy Gonzalez[/I]
[I]Player gains so much money at start they could practically buy every upgrade[/I]

Wave 1: 25 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Skullcutter, 10 Gas Jockey Pyros (stats multiplied by 10, unable to carry bomb), 20 Overhealed SoAS Scouts
Wave 2: 10 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Bottle, 10 Splendid Screen Demos w/Persuader (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 50 Fast Tank Buster Soldiers w/ Equalizer
Wave 3: 1 Speedy Gonzalez Tank, 75 Fast Scorch Shot Pyros, 10 Overhealed Splendid Screen Demos w/Bootlegger and Claidheamh Mòr (stats multipled by 10 on melee)
Wave 4: 100 Super Speedy GRU Heavies, 50 Fast Huo-Long Heater Heavies, 5 Giant Super Speedy Brass Beast Heavies, 5 Quick Overhealed Kunai Spies
Wave 5: 75 Fast Cleaner's Carbine Snipers, 5 Giant Quick Jarate Master Snipers, 50 Speedy Bushwacka Snipers, 20 Fast Huntsman Snipers, 1 Giant Super Scout
Wave 6: 100 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Eyelander, 50 Splendid Screen Demos w/ Persuader (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 50 Splendid Screen Demos w/Bootlegger and Claidheamh Mòr (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 1 Giant Super Speedy Hibernating Bear Heavy
Wave 7: 100 Speedy Gonzalez Tanks

There, have this crappy prototype I just thought off, may it serve you well.

[droolingPhantasm]

[QUOTE=Damian0358;38632027][I]Decoy presents: "AbeX's Rushamania" Mark. 1![/I]
[I]Speed-o-meter: Regular, Quick, Fast, Scout Speed, Speedy, Super Speedy, Speedy Gonzalez[/I]
[I]Player gains so much money at start they could practically buy every upgrade[/I]

Wave 1: 25 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Skullcutter, 10 Gas Jockey Pyros (stats multiplied by 10), 20 Overhealed SoAS Scouts
Wave 2: 10 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Bottle, 10 Splendid Screen Demos w/Persuader (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 50 Fast Tank Buster Soldiers w/ Equalizer
Wave 3: 1 Speedy Gonzalez Tank, 75 Fast Scorch Shot Pyros, 10 Overhealed Splendid Screen Demos w/Bootlegger and Claidheamh Mòr (stats multipled by 10 on melee)
Wave 4: 100 Super Speedy GRU Heavies, 50 Fast Huo-Long Heater Heavies, 5 Giant Super Speedy Brass Beast Heavies, 5 Quick Overhealed Kunai Spies
Wave 5: 75 Fast Cleaner's Carbine Snipers, 5 Giant Quick Jarate Master Snipers, 50 Speedy Bushwacka Snipers, 20 Scout Speed Huntsman Snipers, 1 Giant Super Scout
Wave 6: 100 Chargin' Targe Demos w/ Eyelander, 50 Splendid Screen Demos w/ Persuader (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 50 Splendid Screen Demos w/Bootlegger and Claidheamh Mòr (stats multipled by 10 on melee), 1 Giant Super Speedy Hibernating Bear Heavy
Wave 7: 100 Speedy Gonzalez Tanks

There, have this crappy prototype I just thought off, may it serve you well.[/QUOTE]
Should make pyros unable to carry the bomb, if they're gonna be that goddamn fast.

[Damian0358]

Any other suggestions?

[AbeX300]

I'm actually in the process of making a Sentry Buster that will guarantee to reach to your Sentry (though, by no means a guarantee of not escaping).

Though, it won't be with a shield, because now I just realized why a Sentry Buster becomes broken: It charges toward the spot where the Sentry last was or is currently on.

[magenta]

Welp gc, wish my family luck in the lottery, weither we win 550 million or one million
MONEY
IS
MONEY
30 tickets you better not fail us
[video=youtube;cpbbuaIA3Ds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds[/video]

[droolingPhantasm]

[t]http://puu.sh/1vrLe[/t]
I FOUND ULTRA PRIDE WHAT THE HELL

I beat him with 1/2 a heart left.
on my first try
do i win?

[magenta]

if we win the lottery

....

A THOUSAND BADRATS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

iknowyouwantit

Anyways tf2gc, did you know your 3x more likely to be hit by a coconut and die than win the powerball?
time to get some coconuts
But seriously if i win, you guys all get 50 dollar games, all on me.
except for 3 people

[droolingPhantasm]

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;38632242]if we win the lottery

....

A THOUSAND BADRATS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

iknowyouwantit

Anyways tf2gc, did you know your 3x more likely to be hit by a coconut and die than win the powerball?
time to get some coconuts
But seriously if i win, you guys all get 50 dollar games, all on me.
except for 3 people[/QUOTE]

If you win the lottery, I would gladly accept badrats.
that shit seems terrible, but so fun.

[AbeX300]

This is quite interesting. When I changed the Sentry Buster's class to Spy, he still retains the ability to explode people, but at the same time, he can also [b]disguise[/b]. His footsteps are even silent. Though, it actually does show his health even while disguised, so that's a dead giveaway.

Code for Sentry Assassinator:

TFBot
{
	Class Spy
	MaxVisionRange 30000
	Name "Sentry Assassinator"
	Skill Expert
	Health 1000
	Item "The Ullapool Caber"
	ClassIcon sentry_buster

	CharacterAttributes
	{
		"health drain" -200
		"move speed bonus" 10
		"damage force reduction" 0
		"airblast vulnerability multiplier" 0
		"override footstep sound set" 7
		"cannot be backstabbed" 1
		"disguise speed penalty" -5
	}
}

FYI, he still can explode when all of his health gets drained, so he's essentially a timebomb.

[droolingPhantasm]

[img]http://puu.sh/1vsj4[/img]
oh god ahaha

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;38632242]if we win the lottery
....

A THOUSAND DOOM 3S FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!
[/QUOTE]

Fix'd. For co-op reasons:

[video=youtube;ztX8OdVp3ys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztX8OdVp3ys[/video]

(Ignore the commentary)

[Pedomedic]

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;38632242]
But seriously if i win, you guys all get 50 dollar games, all on me.
except for 3 people[/QUOTE]
Who are those 3 people?

[Mikebot]

Why do Quadwranglers have to be so expensive, it's the perfect misc to finish my medic set

anyone feeling generous?~~

:v:

[editline]29th November 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pedomedic;38632595]Who are those 3 people?[/QUOTE]

Oh gee, I wonder who

[Cape]

Oh man, Doom 3 Co-Op mod?
How did I never bother to google this!

Anyone actually like Doom 3 enough to play with me? C:

[Mikebot]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1ldJO.png[/IMG]

Chainsaw_bunny is getting the dick tonight, rest assured

But seriously, most generous person of the year 2012

[editline]29th November 2012[/editline]

This one ( Zing ):

[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595862671397643442/A3FB79CCF61CFCAFCD31DE4B4D88CD176C9C7C89/1024x639.resizedimage[/img]

Or this one ( Winner ):

[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595862671397642987/149AD2C83E92AB9BDB6B6E18C8880058FC3103F8/1024x639.resizedimage[/img]

[The Lone Spy]

I traded 2 refined for a Made Man a friend was going to craft. He used 3 refined and got a The Helmet Without a Home, right now he is raging :v:

[Ermac20]

Helmet without a home is one of the better looking soldier hats though

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=Cape;38632718]Oh man, Doom 3 Co-Op mod?
How did I never bother to google this!

Anyone actually like Doom 3 enough to play with me? C:[/QUOTE]

I like Doom 3 but I'm too busy downloading shit for Unreal Tournament 2004.

[Inspecter]

So the last 98 posts were nonsense, ja?

[=DarkStar=]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;38632991]Helmet without a home is one of the better looking soldier hats though[/QUOTE]

Is a good model but is just....meh.

Very Meh.

[Ramona Flowers]

i dont have doom 3

[Spot of Tea]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;38632991]Helmet without a home is one of the better looking soldier hats though[/QUOTE]

That's like saying the Football helmet is the best Heavy hat

[del]But some people will interject and say they like football helm-[/del]

No, it really is a pretty bad hat

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;38633136]i dont have doom 3[/QUOTE]

I kinda thought since Bethesda pulled a dick move on removing the game from Steam, its impossible to play Doom 3 unless you got it from retail...

Now I guess its back? I dunno. But I may get some spare copies for the Xmas sale...

...Proven I still got dosh.

[The Lone Spy]

Due to popular demand, HE is going to back in Christmas:

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/HeIsBack.png[/img]

The only thing I'm missing is the proper team-colors.

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=The Lone Spy;38633185]Due to popular demand, HE is going to back in Christmas:

The only thing I'm missing is the proper team-colors.[/QUOTE]

You should take off your specs so we can see your pretty eyes.

[Pedomedic]

Chainsaw helps with essay.
i fucking love you.