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Tf2 is taking aaaageees to start up :( I lost faith in humanity random tf2 closing tf2 taking ages to start up hl2.exe crashed...

I managed to buy Zeno Clash from steam, i am victorious, i can buy onlineeeeeeeeeeeee

Does anyone wanna buy a dirty Fast Learner? EDIT: Taken

[QUOTE=MiKaXsUs;39028279]I managed to buy Zeno Clash from steam, i am victorious, i can buy onlineeeeeeeeeeeee[/QUOTE] how did you do that :v:

[QUOTE=TomZa;39028286]how did you do that :v:[/QUOTE] Apparently, E-Banking is only made for people with cards OUTSIDE the country, so my uncle made me one from his own country and sent it to me here. I now own it and i can put funds in it via him my country in a nutshell

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;39028244]Whats all that colored jazz down the bottom for?[/QUOTE] I've got a scripts that shows a net graph whenever i hold tab to check scoreboard. It shows your fps, interp, ping, any packet loss or net spikes and general shiznit like that. [editline]31st December 2012[/editline] alias +dub_scores "+showscores;net_graph 4" alias -dub_scores "-showscores;net_graph 0" bind "tab" "+dub_scores" chuck that in yer autoexec

There's someone who can sell me a HS Strange Part? I'm looking to buy this so hard.

Oh cleverbot you so silly [t]http://i.imgur.com/qGchR.png[/t]

We're entering a New Year soon my comrades!

Steam store is dead.

I crafted a bonedolier. Which I already had. :v: Then I crafted it with a pyrotechnics pack and got a King of Scotland Cape. Did I do good?

Hey, anyone wanna play some MvM with me and Munchy? contact me/add me on Steam if you wanna join in.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;39028795]Hey, anyone wanna play some MvM with me and Munchy? contact me/add me on Steam if you wanna join in.[/QUOTE] Sure, let me just boot up everything first.

Still got two slots left guys! [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] And btw, it's not Mann-up in case you're curious.

Dungeon Defenders is much fun but I have yet to know how can I sell extra stuff I don't need and how to equip pets. And, could anyone tell me which is the best class? I have a Squire.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;39028837]Still got two slots left guys! [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] And btw, it's not Mann-up in case you're curious.[/QUOTE] Are you even online?

I'm starting a Broken Parts mission right now, any advice?

Hey lads, Games In Progress seems to be like, dead. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1236149[/url] Anyone interested?

[QUOTE=ojcoolj;39028983]I'm starting a Broken Parts mission right now, any advice?[/QUOTE] [sp]Kill the robots[/sp] Get a good team, get a good mentality, that mission can be hell. I haven't done it, but the differences in between team co-ordination is amazing.

come on, one more slot left...

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;39028999]come on, one more slot left...[/QUOTE] We need whoever is reading this. Do us a favour and hop on.

Get your ass in this lobby or I will nuke your food supply.

It's full now.

Yay I got the last slot!

Keep in mind a lot of this doesn't make sense because I took all of N's catchphrases and made porn versions of them. Several are Dying Fetus songs, etc. The two random people are also friends. And before anyone wanks, keep in mind I wrote this at the end of 7th grade. A soft, cool breeze traveled through the hotel room, but he didn’t pay any attention. His mind was gone, drifting away, only one thought keeping him grounded. S. Everything about her- her smile, her snarky attitude, her embarrassing (yet funny) arguments she had with [B](person who is me)[/B]-man what was that dude’s deal-, her lips, her body against his - N sighed. No. That memory is not going to come out again. Never. No chance. Another sigh. Maybe a quick walk to the restroom would calm him down on your knees S OH GOD DAMMIT HEAD I WILl HURT YOU. After a little head shaking, he walked out of his room and stumbled into the hallway. He seriously needed to confron- A collision of bodies- on one side, a tall, lanky afro topped youth; the other, a smaller, very annoyed Asian. “Will I ever be able to finish my thoughts? No? Not at all? Thanks a lot, universe. You’ve been a big help lately” he thought. N finally managed to make eye contact with the girl-S, looking exasperated and slightly more sultry than usual. Her pants were tighter around the crotch, and her shirt was near see through. He doesn't understand why anybody would sleep in those. Then again, he was starting to doubt that those were for sleeping in. At least, not the regular kind of sleeping. “Oh, uh, hey S.” “Oh N, good. Listen, I ..kind of need to talk to you about something. I was thinking about last year Oh boy. This is going downhill fast. Quick, a distraction, any will do- “Um, this sounds pretty personal, why don’t we go to your room?” “Sure, what the hell.” Score one for N. They two walked to S’s room, the awkwardness being so thick one would need a chainsaw to even make a dent. A few minutes later, the door was opened, the light was on, and all four people in the room stopped. The two people in the room who hadn’t had sweaty, awkward sex on a trip last year looked up and stopped having sweaty, awkward sex on a trip. “R?” “M?” “S?” “N?” In what can only be described as the longest 2 minutes any of the children has ever experienced, R stopped pounding his girth into M, put on his clothes, and ran out of the room. M soon followed suit, leaving the two band players stunned and dazed. 5 minutes later, S managed to speak up. “So, um, about last year….” Please don’t talk about salsa dancing sweet moses[B](He's Jewish, ans his parents are against him saying sweet jesus.)[/B] please don’t… “I mean, about the whole ‘salsa dancing’…” Shitshitshitshit oh god no “…oh fuck it” The young Asian girl pressed herself against the tall youth, her lips sticking to his like nothing else in the world matters. For a moment, the two became one, as if their endless grinding had fused them into one massive pile of hormones. As S’s hands moved up his back removing his shirt, Noah’s blood moved up his crotch, sending his erection skyward. His ship at full mast, S let out a small moan as it dug into her tight crotch. The two went on, Noah steadily having clothing removed until he was only protected by his boxers, and S grinding against N in every way, anticipating yet fearing what she knew was coming next. S gazed at the chest of her ex-boyfriend, speaking slowly and about as seductive one can while incredibly nervous. “Mmmmm, it’s softer than last time. This should be a lot more fun, huh? “Are you calling me fat?” There was a long pause a S took in how desperate N was to milk that joke. “Is it because.. N never had a chance to finish that sentence due to his lips being slammed right into S’s cave. She took hold of his full head of Jew fro and maneuvered his lips all throughout her pussy, her moans of delight getting louder and louder. The youth currently head-first inside a vagina struggled as he both tried to please and escape from the mixture of insanity and delight. By the time Noah had finally broken free of the sausage hole before he would be coated with S’s womanhood; his boxers had been removed, showing his swamp log to the delighted clarinet player. A pair of soft, delicate hands gripped N’s Man Scholng and went to town. Squeezing, shaking, slapping,- if it involved S touching N’s dick with her now sweaty hands, S had done it. “Jesus, I’m surprised you've lasted so long. Such a shame too, your cum bursting like a volcano, all over, my pretty little face, as I slowly lick it up…” she cooed in an incredibly sultry tone. Noah said nothing, just panting and hoping that no one could hear them making music, so to speak. Sarah had gotten on her knees as N silently anticipated what kind of crazy thing she would do now. To his surprise, she pulled out her instrument and started to moan a little. “Here’s a game. See how long you can last without wanting some…” she gripped the instrument tightly and started to shift it up and down in her throat. As she proceeded to deep throat the clarinet faster and faster, N shifted and tried to hold in the avalanche of man juice prepared to burst at any moment. “MMmmmmm oh yes, oh N, right there, more….” She teased between breaths. Finally, N couldn’t take it any longer. He imagined as many unsexy things he could to keep his warm jizz from flowing, and stuck his Canadian maple tree into S’s throat as far as it could go. He violently slammed his cock back and forth in the moaning girl’s mouth, panting with each thrust. The young girl gladly obliged, savoring the delicious taste of N’s now hulking sausage. “AH! AHH! OH YES! It’s so…BIG! AAhhhh ….” The youth moaned whenever she had room for breaths. “Suck little piggy suck! Suck little piggy suck!”[B](Run little Piggy. It's a song, look it up.)[/B] Noah smiled evilly. Sarah didn’t even bat an eye at the reference, loving every moment. Finally, Noah could hold it in for no longer- his cream sauce began to spurt all over the room. “Ohhhhh…. THIS CHILD NEEDS JIZZUS!”[B](This child needs Jesus was the most popular of them all. After reading this, several of my friends declared that line as the best thing they've ever read.)[/B] S gasped at the insane amount of man fluids bursting out. This proved to be a bad idea, since quite a bit of it splashed into her mouth. S spit, and smiled sweetly. “Oh, such as shame, I was hoping we could do a little butt fun.” she moaned, shaking her rump only a few inches from the exhausted youth. “Only on the weekends.” There was a pause, and the two shared a kiss. Not a sultry or sexy one, but one of actual intimacy. As the two laid on the bad in each other’s arms, they shared a smile. A true smile, one of caring. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This isn't the place for this shit" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

What does that have to do with anything? go post your wierd pornfics somewhere else.

[QUOTE=Hng;39027980][img]http://puu.sh/1Hcnb.jpg[/img] ok thanks to scrap.tf i'm ready for the next craft update[/QUOTE] Your body is ready. Mine is not. I have to wait. [img]http://i.imgur.com/HTh2h.png[/img]

[QUOTE=iWhatIsLove;39029159]What does that have to do with anything? go post your wierd pornfics somewhere else.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]So last year I wrote a porno of two of my friends do you guys want?[/QUOTE] Agree x7 [QUOTE]What kind of question is that? Obviously.[/QUOTE]

I've been listening to the Space Jam theme for 4 hours now. It's 2am and I can't sleep. [del]First person to rate useful gets a fancy Infernal Orchestrina.[/del] Who the fuck is LittleBabyMan with 170 odd posts? Forget the giveaway. 5 wrenchs, I'll random raffle it.

[QUOTE=Cape;39029217]I've been listening to the Space Jam theme for 4 hours now. It's 2am and I can't sleep. First person to rate useful gets a fancy Infernal Orchestrina.[/QUOTE] happened to me too