Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Drury;34603657]You didn't get it :/[/QUOTE] [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]it's not funny[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=Banjo7J;34604424]A horrible joke insulting horrible jokes is still a horrible joke.[/QUOTE] -snip- thought you finally got it. But nope.

[QUOTE=Drury;34605085]-snip- thought you finally got it. But nope.[/QUOTE] Doesn't stop it from being terrible.

[QUOTE=Drury;34605085]-snip- thought you finally got it. But nope.[/QUOTE] I get it, it's just not funny. None of those jokes are.

[QUOTE=Banjo7J;34605734]I get it, it's just not funny. None of those jokes are.[/QUOTE] It was some kind of meta joke using other joke, but whatever. Carry on with annoying stuff in TF2.

Drop it.

Scarabix replacement 2012 candidate

Spies back stabbnig me. Now I know how all those NPC's in Skyrim felt.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;34601750]ON FIRE. RUN AROUND AND PRAY TO THE GODS THAT WILL HELP YOU SOMEHOW. SEE HEALTH KIT BY ACCIDENT. RUN TO IT. LIFE AT 12 HP. ABOUT TO TOUCH IT. ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN, SOMEONE SLIDES OUT OF JESUS'S ASSHOLE AND GETS THE HEALTH KIT BEFORE YOU. die at their feet.[/QUOTE] even worse when you've managed to squeeze your ass out of a hail of bullets. as soldier whipping out your equalizer for that speed boost. SO CLOSE. ALMOST THERE! enemy scout shows up and one shots you with their scattergun. barely related but when I'm engy trying to build up a sentry fast to help with the impending steam roll I can't seem to beat the friendly scout to the ammo kit laying on the floor. or for that matter seem to find a safe spot to put down a telly exit with out a pyro/soldier/spy/demo suddenly being there...

[QUOTE=emmens;34608583]even worse when you've managed to squeeze your ass out of a hail of bullets. as soldier whipping out your equalizer for that speed boost. SO CLOSE. ALMOST THERE! enemy scout shows up and one shots you with their scattergun. barely related but when I'm engy trying to build up a sentry fast to help with the impending steam roll I can't seem to beat the friendly scout to the ammo kit laying on the floor. or for that matter seem to find a safe spot to put down a telly exit with out a pyro/soldier/spy/demo suddenly being there...[/QUOTE] I barely ever play engie, and that happens every time. I've watched tutorials on it and whatnot, practiced with bots, and this will always happen. it gets really annoying when there are no engies and the rest of classes have a good number of players.

I hate it when you're in a game where it's to the point that it's just impossible to get close to the enemy team. Like as soon as I step in to the heat I am instantly mowed down by fucking everything. Also, whenever I play the Spy everyone on the enemy team is cheating. This is an indisputable fact.

when I have to be a hoovy because I'm on a team of snipers and spies. . n .

Real life earbuds are cheaper than virtual ones.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;34613575]Real life earbuds are cheaper than virtual ones.[/QUOTE] And better in every aspect Buy Apple earphones and receive a code usable in-game to obtain a pair of Earbuds!

[QUOTE=t h e;34613631]And better in every aspect Buy Apple earphones and receive a code usable in-game to obtain a pair of Earbuds![/QUOTE] Good lord I'd buy them just for the buds. I don't even own an ipod and I'd do it. also. I think I have enough items to give to tf2warehouse to afford the ornament armament....... ALL OF THE ITEMS ARE OVERSTOCKED!

[QUOTE=t h e;34613631]And better in every aspect Buy Apple earphones and receive a code usable in-game to obtain a pair of Earbuds![/QUOTE] What no Earbuds are garbage, headphones all the way. Or well, I suppose even if they are crap for music listening they are better than virtual ones :v:

[QUOTE=Bazkip;34614326]What no Earbuds are garbage, headphones all the way. Or well, I suppose even if they are crap for music listening they are better than virtual ones :v:[/QUOTE] Safe N Sound anyone?

[QUOTE=Average User;34614432]Safe N Sound anyone?[/QUOTE] The Safe'N'Sound aren't meant to represent headphones. They're meant to represent protective ear-covers one would wear while working with machinery. This is a pet-peeve of mine.

[QUOTE=Average User;34614432]Safe N Sound anyone?[/QUOTE] looks downright sexy and the best type of headphones to have. [sp] shame I have neither real life version or the game version [/sp] also people need to go buy more strange reserve shooters from tf2 warehouse so I can sell mine.

[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Nikolai/LovelyMessages.jpg[/img] When people leave me these [i]wonderful[/i] messages while I'm idling.

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;34617024][img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Nikolai/LovelyMessages.jpg[/img] When people leave me these [i]wonderful[/i] messages while I'm idling.[/QUOTE] my dick hurts

got offered 2 strange quickfixes for my proc mask [quote]WTS Strange Quick-Fix: Hey WTS Strange Quick-Fix: Sorry Pocket Medic: howdy WTS Strange Quick-Fix: But one of quick-fixes left WTS Strange Quick-Fix: So I got only 1 now WTS Strange Quick-Fix: lol Pocket Medic: did you really sell one after you offered me 2 Pocket Medic: wow WTS Strange Quick-Fix: yep Pocket Medic: why would you even WTS Strange Quick-Fix: It seems that they r pretty valuable lol Pocket Medic: you just offered them Pocket Medic: what is the point in selling something you offered WTS Strange Quick-Fix: U didn't accept. And I have no time to wait for every move u can do WTS Strange Quick-Fix: soz Pocket Medic: i accepted in under 5 minutes Pocket Medic: how is that slow WTS Strange Quick-Fix: For me WTS Strange Quick-Fix: Yep Pocket Medic: well do you have anything of equal value WTS Strange Quick-Fix: It's slow) Pocket Medic: and jesus Pocket Medic: 5 minutes is nothing WTS Strange Quick-Fix: lol WTS Strange Quick-Fix: No. I have just 1 quick-fix Pocket Medic: so nothing else spare in your pack WTS Strange Quick-Fix: nope [/quote] gotta go fast

Russians who go apeshit when i mute them. [I][U][B]I DON'T CARE IF YOURE THE "BEAST TACTISHUN" ON THE TEAM YOUR MIC SOUNDS LIKE A PRINGLES CAN PIPED THROUGH A VOCODER PIPED THROUGH SOMEONE'S RECTUM.[/B][/U][/I]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34618146]Russians who go apeshit when i mute them. [I][U][B]I DON'T CARE IF YOURE THE "BEAST TACTISHUN" ON THE TEAM YOUR MIC SOUNDS LIKE A PRINGLES CAN PIPED THROUGH A VOCODER PIPED THROUGH SOMEONE'S RECTUM.[/B][/U][/I][/QUOTE] I insta mute every asshole who star giving orders like a fucking idiot. Half of the time is ''UBER ME, UBER ME, UBER ME, UBER ME MEDIC, MEDIC, MEDIC!!!'' Then he got kill and star to spit shit in the mic all over the team; ''you guys sucks this is a team game bla bla bla bla handful of noobs learn to play blablabla Medic you don't have a idea how to play blablabla'' Yep I hate them so much and most of the time I try to trick the fools into running in the enemy when I have the uber and abandon him to his inevitable fate or uber another person.

[QUOTE==DarkStar=;34618220]I insta mute every asshole who star giving orders like a fucking idiot. Half of the time is ''UBER ME, UBER ME, UBER ME, UBER ME MEDIC, MEDIC, MEDIC!!!'' Then he got kill and star to spit shit in the mic all over the team; ''you guys sucks this is a team game bla bla bla bla handful of noobs learn to play blablabla Medic you don't have a idea how to play blablabla'' Yep I hate them so much and most of the time I try to trick the fools into running in the enemy when I have the uber and abandon him to his inevitable fate or uber another person.[/QUOTE] You'd probably hate me then. I assume leader role in nearly every game I'm in and start instructing people on what to do and how they can do it better to help the team. At least I'm usually at the top of the scoreboard :v:

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;34618319]You'd probably hate me then. I assume leader role in nearly every game I'm in and start instructing people on what to do and how they can do it better to help the team. At least I'm usually at the top of the scoreboard :v:[/QUOTE] I don't care if I get a simple orden in a good manner like ''guys we have the uber ready some help me to push'' Not the classic 'everyfag noob in this team stick in my ass and do nothing to make me fell like a queen''

Ahh. Yeah I do the former. Anyone who acts like the next one I usually insult.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34618146]Russians who go apeshit when i mute them. [I][U][B]I DON'T CARE IF YOURE THE "BEAST TACTISHUN" ON THE TEAM YOUR MIC SOUNDS LIKE A PRINGLES CAN PIPED THROUGH A VOCODER PIPED THROUGH SOMEONE'S RECTUM.[/B][/U][/I][/QUOTE] How can you tell if they're going crazy if they're muted? [img]http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;34618587]How can you tell if they're going crazy if they're muted? [img]http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Text chat.

Weird. Muting people on my game blocks them from the Text Chat as well.