Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Hemaglox;35604565]It's probably late of me to notice but [img]http://i.imgur.com/fo8Nq.jpg[/img] that Sniper's so fucking high right now[/QUOTE] That or he takes too much pleasure from killing someone. [i]Pleasure[/i]

To go with medic [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/62630_208671445902020_100002774976780_248314_471766057_n.jpg[/IMG] He really needs a "Turn around!" voice command or something. And going on to servers and seeing a severely outnumbered team with shitloads of people in Spectator.

ahhh... reminds me when I got ubered as a scout the other day... THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING MEDIC? I'M A SCOUT, UBER A PYRO OR SOLDIER TO TAKE OUT THAT SENTRY NEST. *ahem* Not saying that ubering scouts are a bad thing... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyFxRqZClQ[/media] (ignore the skins) Although saying that, I hate it when there's a ton of people crowding around you when you're trying to heal that one guy who's on fire, only yesterday was I trying to make a final push on coldfront, only to have ubered a friendly spy who happened to ninja in front of my heal beam. I really need a mic or something.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35602503]But the equalizer is the best soldier melee in the game, with the disclipinary action behind. As long as he isn't using a banner of some kind or boots, he should be fine.[/QUOTE] Nah, it isn't.

Frankly, I always used it as a running away weapon, and occasionally hitting someone with that crit that always seems to happen on the way back

The equaliser, balance aside, is hands down the funnest weapon in the game >30~ hp Nothing will compare to running around at lightspeed, smacking the hell out of a few enemies, using the buff banner and then doing it some more.

It always takes me a second to click when I see soldiers blasting in spawn in ctf matches. Then as I'm outside fighting, I see this one quick soldier running back and forth for intel. Scout in a soldier's body.

No matter how many times you attack him, the Equalizer Soldier will survive, he will get to you, and he will crit the shit out of you.

max non-crit damage 113. That poor Sandman scout...

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35602503]But the equalizer is the best soldier melee in the game, with the disclipinary action behind. As long as he isn't using a banner of some kind or boots, he should be fine.[/QUOTE] The Equalizer is great if you use it right, but considering how few people actually do I'd say it's below stock on average. I use the frying pan because even though I know how to use it, I don't like pissing off Medics.

[QUOTE=light dasher;35606038] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyFxRqZClQ[/media] [/QUOTE] [B][U][I]THRONE'S ARSEPLATE HAS THAT MODELLER HEARD OF THE WORD "ART STYLE"?![/I][/U][/B]

[QUOTE=light dasher;35606038] (ignore the skins) [/QUOTE] No offence, but it's kind of hard to ignore the skins when the ghastly things are taking up 70% of the screen. [editline]17th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Drsalvador;35610258][B][U][I]THRONE'S ARSEPLATE HAS THAT MODELLER HEARD OF THE TERM "ART STYLE"?![/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] Fixed that for you.

It's time for more Saxton Hale whining. I really hate Hale servers that use RTD. I can only seem to find ones that use that and it always ends up with some asshat rolling and getting noclip then putting himself in an unreachable position and making the game last forever.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;35611454]It's time for more Saxton Hale whining. I really hate Hale servers that use RTD. I can only seem to find ones that use that and it always ends up with some asshat rolling and getting noclip then putting himself in an unreachable position and making the game last forever.[/QUOTE] I once was on a Hale server where you'd be a boss for infinite rounds. Until you reconnected. Players usually voted to kick the current halte after like 2 or 3 rounds.

[QUOTE=Eriorguez;35604462]People who challenge you to a duel, then play medic. And taunt you over the mic despite not actually killing you even once.[/QUOTE] I never brag during a duel, unless I land something really funny/improbable. [i]"There's Curly Joe, easily amused by his own antics."[/i]

I love the Equalizer for escapes (take the damage boost away entirely, I don't give really give a fuck) but Gardener crits are so satisfying I'm totally willing to sacrifice my well-being ~85% of the time.

Just played a really lovely game of payload. Me (Demo) and a medic had run from the start of Badwater to about half way with NO help whatsoever. It was amazing. Then he died and changed to soldier. The only other medic on the team had a quick fix. No. Red had set up the usual sentry nest and I just couldn't get the pyros and solles. I tried with the quick fix, but focused fire kills me immediately. But what do I see? 7 spies on my team! YEAYSYAYSYAYYAYA!!! Watching the killfeed you could see ALL of these spies dying one after another, only to do it again. These spies seem to believe they could one shot a level 3 sentry so disguises were lost and our team disadvantaged. I requested a medic on chat but was told to go medic myself if I was butthurt so much. So I did. On the hill to the last point, ubercharge ready, I uber a demo to go and destroy a singular sentry with ease, letting our spies move the cart. GO GO GO! He follows a scout and ignores all of the sentries. Then grenade jumps away before uber runs out and I get obliterated by all hellish gunfire. Good game I said after we lost. You should've ubered the spies they said. Fucking OUIGYVJCNMPO. tl;dr - Idiot spy hoards who can't do anything - Absent minded uber-chargees that follow enemies like a dog and his tail.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35610258][B][U][I]THRONE'S ARSEPLATE HAS THAT MODELLER HEARD OF THE WORD "ART STYLE"?![/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] Not only that, they still sound like men.

When I hear melee impact sounds, yet no damage is dealt whatsoever.

[QUOTE=Killajax;35623975]When I hear melee impact sounds, yet no damage is dealt whatsoever.[/QUOTE] Want to maximize the fun in that? Use the Boston Basher!

I'm going to start the pyro discussion back up [b]NO NOT THAT ONE[/b] What irks me most? When I'm having a fantastic life, getting lods of ekills, only to be to lit on fire and Juggles like a bowling pin, then crit flare'd W+M2, that's what irritates me. Bonus points if they're being healed by a pocket medic. Double Bonus Points if the medic has a kritz.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35624496]I'm going to start the pyro discussion back up [b]NO NOT THAT ONE[/b] What irks me most? When I'm having a fantastic life, getting lods of ekills, only to be to lit on fire and Juggles like a bowling pin, then crit flare'd W+M2, that's what irritates me. Bonus points if they're being healed by a pocket medic. Double Bonus Points if the medic has a kritz.[/QUOTE] That annoys me to no end. Not only is airblasting more than you need to a waste of ammo, it's just [I]really god damn annoying.[/I]

Depending on the threat of my target, I will either keep burning them or puff them away. Something like a Scout or Medic, I'll just keep blasting them, but if it's something like a Soldier or Heavy, I'll puff em away until I or a teammate can finish em off. Bonus points plus a Schaudenfreude if I manage to push em off a cliff.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/XNiTr.png[/img] uh it seems that the warehouse bot with all the metal just got trade-banned valve why oh great and now the item servers are down too

[QUOTE=john_frohman;35621772]Not only that, they still sound like men.[/QUOTE] Horrendously masculine females with erect phalluses and 42-pack abdominals

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;35629115]Horrendously masculine females with erect phalluses and 42-pack abdominals[/QUOTE] Uh what?

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;35629115]Horrendously masculine females with erect phalluses and 42-pack abdominals[/QUOTE] I'm not sure whats going on here but, I like it. WHY WON'T YOU UPDATE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYED [i]IN[/i] TF2?!

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;35624496]I'm going to start the pyro discussion back up [b]NO NOT THAT ONE[/b] What irks me most? When I'm having a fantastic life, getting lods of ekills, only to be to lit on fire and Juggles like a bowling pin, then crit flare'd W+M2, that's what irritates me. Bonus points if they're being healed by a pocket medic. Double Bonus Points if the medic has a kritz.[/QUOTE] pl_upward Airblast, airblast, airblast. I love doing that.

[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;35629115]Horrendously masculine females with erect phalluses and 42-pack abdominals[/QUOTE] Scrolled up from Seiteki's post to see this i am so confused

Speaking of pyros... Nucleus. If there are at least two pyros in the centre, 9/10 times the team won't go ANYWHERE near them. Add more pyros for instant win.