Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;35654624]When I accidentally taunt in the middle of a heated battle.[/QUOTE]
I did that at the start of an uber.
Twice in one round.
With the sandvich.
Trying to give to my medic.
Rockets exploding in your face from hitting a team mate. Seriously, why did they implement that? -.-
[QUOTE=Trixxter;35655085]Rockets exploding in your face from hitting a team mate. Seriously, why did they implement that? -.-[/QUOTE]
Trying to shoot at a enforcer spy (Myself as vanilla spy) and ending up dead because a random scout decides to spy check me with 4 sodapopper blasts as my bullets get wasted in the scout / the scout pushing me and making me miss
[QUOTE=Trixxter;35655085]Rockets exploding in your face from hitting a team mate. Seriously, why did they implement that? -.-[/QUOTE]
They...didn't?
I think you've been hitting enemy Spies and not realizing it :v:
[QUOTE=Trixxter;35655085]Rockets exploding in your face from hitting a team mate. Seriously, why did they implement that? -.-[/QUOTE]One time I reflected a crit rocket which then exploded on a cloaked friendly Spy, who decided to use that exact moment to dash between us. Since reflected stuff can only do friendly-fire to the reflector, that Spy didn't even notice the huge explosion arcing across his invisible face which was also busy turning me into festive meat confetti.
I still wonder to this day what the Soldier thought happened there.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;35476460]Soda Popper scouts that abuse it's power. I don't mind scouts that play normally and use their crits when they can, and sometimes not at all. But it's those scouts. They hide behind a wall once you start hurting them, just so they can spin around and build up hype.
Basically this.
[img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Kickthebaby/TeamFortres2/sodapopper.png[/img]
In fact another Facepuncher made this image and posted it in this thread before.[/QUOTE]
i found that getting hype up constantly, then spamming pistol shots at engineers makes them want to "fucking smash your face until your teeth shatter"
joy
[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35650747]What hud is that?[/QUOTE]
garm3n hud TCF G3 I think.
When someone tells me I'm a terrible medic for healing everyone who's low on health instead of exclusively healing one person.
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;35654624]When I accidentally taunt in the middle of a heated battle.[/QUOTE]
I have mouse5 bound to secondary attack. I have mouse4 bound to action slot.
Running in as a spy and laughing at the enemy at 20 feet away while undisguised is not a good way to start an infiltration.
[QUOTE=Bazkip;35655238]They...didn't?
I think you've been hitting enemy Spies and not realizing it :v:[/QUOTE]
Probably. it's worse when I'm low health... :<
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;35476460]Soda Popper scouts that abuse it's power. I don't mind scouts that play normally and use their crits when they can, and sometimes not at all. But it's those scouts. They hide behind a wall once you start hurting them, just so they can spin around and build up hype.
Basically this.
[img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Kickthebaby/TeamFortres2/sodapopper.png[/img]
In fact another Facepuncher made this image and posted it in this thread before.[/QUOTE]
I made that like two days before the actual update! :v: .
I can see the future, booga booga.
Playing on payload map, (Goldrush, first stage, offensive)
The bomb is literally sitting on the cap waiting for a scout to run facefirst into victory.
I am that scout. I run facefirst into the 5 man Pyro brigade.
6 seconds left, see the killcam of a sniper hiding in the tunnels next to BLU spawn, RIGHT NEXT TO bomb! Go sniper! Win us the game!
Time is up and the 5 second overtime begins. GO SNIPER GO!
Pyro appears! No! Sniper headshots pyro! GO TO THE CART MAN! YOU ARE THE HERO!!!
mfw the sniper taunts after the kill and we lose...
[QUOTE=Cape;35657234]Playing on payload map, (Goldrush, first stage, offensive)
The bomb is literally sitting on the cap waiting for a scout to run facefirst into victory.
I am that scout. I run facefirst into the 5 man Pyro brigade.
6 seconds left, see the killcam of a sniper hiding in the tunnels next to BLU spawn, RIGHT NEXT TO bomb! Go sniper! Win us the game!
Time is up and the 5 second overtime begins. GO SNIPER GO!
Pyro appears! No! Sniper headshots pyro! GO TO THE CART MAN! YOU ARE THE HERO!!!
mfw the sniper taunts after the kill and we lose...[/QUOTE]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE MAN?!
I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT!
Taunting seems to be a two sided sword and relying on a sniper?
Those guys are dicks, sometimes good dicks.
Like RARELY good dicks, I've never been playing and have a sniper assist me in any kill, even when I'm in danger.
[QUOTE=Cape;35657234]Playing on payload map, (Goldrush, first stage, offensive)
The bomb is literally sitting on the cap waiting for a scout to run facefirst into victory.
I am that scout. I run facefirst into the 5 man Pyro brigade.
6 seconds left, see the killcam of a sniper hiding in the tunnels next to BLU spawn, RIGHT NEXT TO bomb! Go sniper! Win us the game!
Time is up and the 5 second overtime begins. GO SNIPER GO!
Pyro appears! No! Sniper headshots pyro! GO TO THE CART MAN! YOU ARE THE HERO!!!
mfw the sniper taunts after the kill and we lose...[/QUOTE]
I seriously hope the "Thanks for standing still" line played while he was taunting.
So I've hit the point of no return.
Every single source in my attempt to get strange gunslinger at the price of any other regular strange has failed, because now I pissed of people at 4chan.
Looks like I actually DO have to invest real money.
[sp] yes I knew it was unavoidable, but wanted to try anyhow.[/sp]
I used to think that the stories about Valve servers and 7 spies + 4 snipers on one team were just a joke.
I now know the truth. I'm scared. To make it worse, the server I was on was laggy as [i]fuck[/i], so if an enemy spy 10 feet in front of me, I was met with a facestab.
[QUOTE=Izzy7s7;35658322]I used to think that the stories about Valve servers and 7 spies + 4 snipers on one team were just a joke.
I now know the truth. I'm scared. To make it worse, the server I was on was laggy as [i]fuck[/i], so if an enemy spy 10 feet in front of me, I was met with a facestab.[/QUOTE]
I will never know the truth as sv_pure servers crash my game within minutes :v:
[QUOTE=emmens;35658163]
Looks like I actually DO have to invest real money.
[/QUOTE]
Buy them from a reputed trader instead of the mann co store, I'd have linked you to DeMo on tf2outpost but then as I opened the page I was instantly annoyed by the song set to autoplay, so here are a guy who'll take steam wallet cash
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1342017[/url]
I suggest you take the time to search for the best rep and prices before buying.
because the Unnatural Selector (the Grordbort weapon the Phlog is based on) isnt a flamethrower whatsoever, i would really like these stats:
+extended range (2x of normal flamethrowers)
+can heat walls so they deal damage for 3 seconds
+Mmmph extends range to 6x current and gives minicrits
-no afterburn
-mmph takes 600 damage to fill
-no airblast
-10 damage
[QUOTE=ajrhug;35665269]because the Unnatural Selector (the Grordbort weapon the Phlog is based on) isnt a flamethrower whatsoever, i would really like these stats:
+extended range (2x of normal flamethrowers)
+can heat walls so they deal damage for 3 seconds
+Mmmph extends range to 6x current and gives minicrits
-no afterburn
-mmph takes 600 damage to fill
-no airblast
-10 damage[/QUOTE]
Afterburn is a signature ability of the pyro, removing that will reduce it completely to W+m1 and 600 damage is overkill. You don't really think anyone could achieve that much damage with a flamethrower when its reduced by 10% and without afterburn, do you? Afterburn alone is 60 damage making hit-and-run with the phlog the go-to strategy. Increasing range on a pyro primary? What? The pyro's secondaries are long range, hes a close range combat type, increasing flamethrower range would confuse players and make them even more annoyed at flamethrowers. 600 damage is MUCH harder than 225, thats almost 5 light classes, and since the phlog has no airblast its impractical to take on soldiers or demomen and the reduced flamethrower damage makes you a good target for other pyros, don't even get me started on trying to kill TWO heavies, they're almost impossible to kill if they already have their minigun out and can kill you in a split second.
And frankly, minicrits aren't worth it, maybe if it buffed your entire team at once but with the phlog's -10% minicrits it is only 25% extra damage.
Oh wow, I just read this and realized I shouldn't type before coffee.
Trading. Thats about it. From going to the outpost and then bumping trades for days to get one reply asking if I'd sell a western wear for 1 refined or some other lowball bullshit, to steams buggy as fuck trading, to the traders themselves.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35647887]I can't blame them, getting kills with Medic weapons feel better than any other clas.[/QUOTE]
Especially the overdose. I wasted like 2 "clips" on 1 dude who was chasing me across the map. I felt like a fucking boss for evading him and eventually dipping his health to 0.
when i join an awful server to "pubstomp" and realize i'm the worst person (kill wise) there.
[editline]22nd April 2012[/editline]
oh and (no offense) when i feel like the longest-standing tf2 player in this section.
My connection.
For some reason, my ping will fluctuate between 100-150 to 500+ despite the server being hosted in my state and my having a military grade computer.
It makes my prefered style of play much, MUCH harder.
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/522365_211193988983099_100002774976780_252699_1926848795_n.jpg[/IMG]
Okay so this one needs explaining. With the new steam trades in place of the old TF2 one, to quit the trade, one can either cancel or click the x at the top. Clicking cancel ends the trade smoothly, clicking the x makes the trade mess up for awhile and tell you an error occurred. People who do the latter are SO ANNOYING TO TRADE (by experience).
Of course, you might already be aware of this and already knowthefeel.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ReflectIt2.png[/img]
"Pyro should be able to reflect bullets!"
:downs:
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35667082]when i join an awful server to "pubstomp" and realize i'm the worst person (kill wise) there.
[editline]22nd April 2012[/editline]
oh and (no offense) when i feel like the longest-standing tf2 player in this section.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean longest standing ?
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35669412]What do you mean longest standing ?[/QUOTE]
He doesn't own a chair,
[sp]I think he means hes been playing the longest, I know a lot of people who preordered tf2 and still play today.[/sp]
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