Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

That you have to wait 1 second after scoping for being able to apply Jarate with the Sleeper. Seriously, you have to wait 10 times less to land a 150 damage headshot; having that short delay time wouldn't break it, and would make the Croc-O-Style less antisynergic.

[QUOTE=Eriorguez;35682915]That you have to wait 1 second after scoping for being able to apply Jarate with the Sleeper. Seriously, you have to wait 10 times less to land a 150 damage headshot; having that short delay time wouldn't break it, and would make the Croc-O-Style less antisynergic.[/QUOTE] 1. Equip Sydney Sleeper and Bushwacka 2. Become Death, the melee Destroyer of Worlds

Sydney Sleeper + SMG is fun. Though since this is a complaining thread I have to say that every time I equip Sleeper there's bunch of still standing Medics and Engineers all over the place waiting to get headshotted, like they are taunting me because they know I can't.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;35682974]1. Equip Sydney Sleeper and Bushwacka 2. Become Death, the melee Destroyer of Worlds[/QUOTE] Cannot headshot, takes some time to switch weapons, Pyros destroy you and you cannot put the fire out unless you go full Jarate master, and you are still a 125 HP class relying on making a close range scoped shot, then going melee, against an opponent that would still have the advantage (only Spies are worse than Snipers at a close range fight, as far as I know). But yeah, SleeperMachineGun is fun. Loadout to go when I'm unable to headshot anything even with the Huntsman; defending the 2nd point of Mountain Lab from the door with the SMG is awesome. Anyway, this one guy who complains about the Sleeper in the server I go. Apparently it is useless and makes him rage, despite being better than the stock in everything but headshots. He uses the Machina while we are at that. A ninja piss dart tends to be more useful than a 513 headshot on a Scout, while leaving a trail and making such noise. Penetration is situational.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;35682777]The trick is to not airblast them head on, that's like standing in front of a speeding truck. Strafe to the side a bit, and then puff them.[/QUOTE] Similarly, when I play Left4Dead, I can't shove away Tanks. ... Maybe I should try getting out of the way of things and thinking rationally...

Brats like this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXJb8wjx7Rc&context=C47bddc4ADvjVQa1PpcFNXQ9EeVwNuLMdWkmGgi5dd3dpZe2w4y50=[/media] Why do the pre-pubescent always know more swear words than the post-pubescent? [B]AND WHY DO CHILDREN ALWAYS HAVE TO SING IF YOU PUT A MIC ON THEM[/B]

Was that... Bubsy music? Oh god yes.

[QUOTE=Hatley;35684105]Brats like this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXJb8wjx7Rc&context=C47bddc4ADvjVQa1PpcFNXQ9EeVwNuLMdWkmGgi5dd3dpZe2w4y50=[/media] Why do the pre-pubescent always know more swear words than the post-pubescent? [B]AND WHY DO CHILDREN ALWAYS HAVE TO SING IF YOU PUT A MIC ON THEM[/B][/QUOTE] I wouldn't be shocked if he was a reddit regular or something. That hurt to listen to.

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[QUOTE=DoctorQ;35681039]Would someone please explain to me WHY Valve decided to give Demoman a weapon combo that lets him move faster than a Scout in a blink of an eye, extends the reach of his melee weapon to twice that of any other class, oh, AND gives him a free crit if he manages to hit an enemy with his shield first? I mean seriously it's complete and utter bullshit. You can see the charge coming from miles away, move twenty feet to the side and THINK you're safe, but nope, your head still gets taken off while the Demoman flails his sword [i]in the complete opposite direction of where you're standing.[/i] [/QUOTE] I agree with you on this part, if you are talking about the Splendid Screen anyway.

[video=youtube;CIgDWEBRDNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIgDWEBRDNc[/video] ... plugging my own video..... But yeah, people that go directly to spectate when a team (or a certain player) fails. I think this was mentioned earlier except with auto-balancing.

[QUOTE=Cape;35694711] ... plugging my own video..... But yeah, people that go directly to spectate when a team (or a certain player) fails. I think this was mentioned earlier except with auto-balancing.[/QUOTE] That first loud ass headshot popped my ears, thank-you-very-much for the ringing I'm going to enjoy for the next ten minutes.:v:

[QUOTE=Cape;35694711][video=youtube;CIgDWEBRDNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIgDWEBRDNc[/video] ... plugging my own video..... But yeah, people that go directly to spectate when a team (or a certain player) fails. I think this was mentioned earlier except with auto-balancing.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry to say, but god damn that video was really terrible.

[QUOTE=Hell-met;35668969][img]http://i.imgur.com/jl5Bu.png[/img][/QUOTE] Late, I know - but the name + statement here is the funniest thing I've seen today. And on-topic: People who send trade invites without even announcing what they are looking for in server chat. Is it SO damn hard to just go "Hey Jesp, are you selling your x, y or z?" and wait for an answer? Bonus points if they assume I know what they are looking for.

[QUOTE=Jesp;35695099]And on-topic: People who send trade invites without even announcing what they are looking for in server chat. Is it SO damn hard to just go "Hey Jesp, are you selling your x, y or z?" and wait for an answer? Bonus points if they assume I know what they are looking for.[/QUOTE] GOD yes. That annoys the fuck out of me. I usually ignore it and tell them to tell me what they want if they expect to get me into a trade. It never works though, out of like the dozen random trade requests I've gotten only one guy actually told me. He still kept pestering me with trade requests.

[QUOTE=Jesp;35695099] And on-topic: People who send trade invites without even announcing what they are looking for in server chat. Is it SO damn hard to just go "Hey Jesp, are you selling your x, y or z?" and wait for an answer? Bonus points if they assume I know what they are looking for.[/QUOTE] thisthisthisthisthis why can i only rate you agree once

I don't know where you guys play since i get zero trade invites.

[QUOTE=Jesp;35695099]And on-topic: People who send trade invites without even announcing what they are looking for in server chat. Is it SO damn hard to just go "Hey Jesp, are you selling your x, y or z?" and wait for an answer? Bonus points if they assume I know what they are looking for.[/QUOTE] Yes! *trade invite* what does he want? He: R u selling radio what the fuck does he mean? Ah, the boom-bringer me: No, sorry he: plz me: NO He: plz plz plz *Cancel trade* *invite spam*

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35669530]2,589.7 hours[/QUOTE] That's an average of over an 1 1/2 hours a day playing for 5 years. That's commendable loyalty!

My random trade experience- Person: hi u sellin unusul Me: No Person: ill pay you buds Me: No thanks, I'm not selling it Person: loll fag good luck gettin betetr offer for this shit suck a dick

[QUOTE=slapdown3;35694807]That first loud ass headshot popped my ears, thank-you-very-much for the ringing I'm going to enjoy for the next ten minutes.:v:[/QUOTE] It was thrown together in a few hours with about [ ] that much knowledge of using Adobe Premiere Pro. Hey how about that? People that make awful TF2 videos :3

This is something that annoyed me earlier. While attacking the last stage of Goldrush, a cloak and dagger spy just camped the BLU spawn to keep destroying any teleporters our engies tried to build. This wasn't my usual server, I just came on to practice playing soldier since I'm so terrible at it. But I pretty much had to stay at spawn to guard the teleporter seeing as though my team was entirely useless or AFK. I couldn't enjoy the game or get a feel for the class I was supposed to be learning how to play. Yes, my jimmies have been rustled very well and I'm glad to have that rant off my chest.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;35695713]My random trade experience- Person: hi u sellin unusul Me: No Person: ill pay you buds Me: No thanks, I'm not selling it Person: loll fag good luck gettin betetr offer for this shit suck a dick[/QUOTE] This is one of the reasons I don't trade with strangers. Other reasons include the fact everyone overprices their stuff to the point of them wanting your family for a scrap metal.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;35695551]That's an average of over an 1 1/2 hours a day playing for 5 years. That's commendable loyalty![/QUOTE] Bitch, I don't play one and a half hours a day. I play 5-9 a day during the weekends, and 6-11 or so during holidays.

[QUOTE=Cape;35694711][video=youtube;CIgDWEBRDNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIgDWEBRDNc[/video] ... plugging my own video..... But yeah, people that go directly to spectate when a team (or a certain player) fails. I think this was mentioned earlier except with auto-balancing.[/QUOTE] Christ, I could hear that with my headphones out of arm range

Was playing on a valve server with the intention to pubstomp, but almost everyone was decent so that was out the window. Then the server starts doing class rushes, both teams stick to one class and we had it going for about 2 hours, engies vs demos, heavies vs pyros, snipers vs engies it was fun as hell. Will the replays work ? Naww.

[QUOTE=Jesp;35695099]Late, I know - but the name + statement here is the funniest thing I've seen today. And on-topic: People who send trade invites without even announcing what they are looking for in server chat. Is it SO damn hard to just go "Hey Jesp, are you selling your x, y or z?" and wait for an answer? Bonus points if they assume I know what they are looking for.[/QUOTE] Annoying as hell, but there's always the chance that it's some newbie looking to unload something valuable... I don't WANT to click agree... I don't WANT to encourage that kind of behavior... but yeah, I always hit agree, just in case.

So mad right now, I just can't seem to get my "game" on. I don't feel right, the entire time I was playing I felt like my posture was affecting my game and my arm kept getting this cramp where I would hold down fire which usually resulted in me undisguising in front of sentries. Screw this I'm gonna watch the matrix.

Anyone want Indubitably Green paint(for free?). First one to reply to this post that includes the word bananas can have it.

[QUOTE=kill3r;35707981]Anyone want Indubitably Green paint(for free?). First one to reply to this post that includes the word bananas can have it.[/QUOTE] Oranges.