Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;35772833][t]http://i.cubeupload.com/sV7q1m.jpg[/t]
I can see where you're coming from[/QUOTE]
I'm more preoccupied with the Devil becoming Saxton Hale.
[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;35772875]I'm more preoccupied with the Devil becoming Saxton Hale.[/QUOTE]
Never thought someone would post this, nope. Pure concentrated originality.
Private Sprinkle Toast: Hello.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: ку
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: рш
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: hi
Private Sprinkle Toast: You have white paint?
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: yes
Private Sprinkle Toast: I'll give you 5 refined
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: no
Private Sprinkle Toast: Why?
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price white and black paint 2 key+1ref or 6 ref
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...\
Private Sprinkle Toast: What? Check the spreadsheet, dude.
Private Sprinkle Toast: It's says, "White paint, 5 Refined."
Private Sprinkle Toast: If you don't believe me look for yourself.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: bye
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: you don't
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...
Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude...
Private Sprinkle Toast: Look. At. The. Spreadsheet.
Private Sprinkle Toast: [url]http://tf2spreadsheet.blogspot.com/[/url]
Private Sprinkle Toast: Search white paint
Private Sprinkle Toast: It's five refined.
Private Sprinkle Toast: No matter what your greedy little brain thinks.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: noob
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...
GoRiLaZz[BeReT] is now Offline.
Why can't I find white paint for its actual freaking price? I know it says +/-, but I'm not giving you an extra fucking refined.
When a spycrab stabs you after you let him live and you know it's your own fault. Never trust a guy with Camera Beard.
[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;35774909]When a spycrab stabs you after you let him live and you know it's your own fault. Never trust a guy with Camera Beard.[/QUOTE]
Never trust a hairy frenchman! Devilish beasts!
Now to actually complain about somethi- Whats this! HAIRY FRENCHMEN TRYING TO KIDNAP ME? OH THE HUMANITY!
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35773408]
*Chat about buying white paint* [IMG]http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/blahblah.gif[/IMG]
Why can't I find white paint for its actual freaking price? I know it says +/-, but I'm not giving you an extra fucking refined.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to my trading life, where almost everyone that has my paint wants more metal than it's normal price.
And now for something that annoys me...
People that will hunt you nonstop if you scored a domination on them. For instance, I dominated a Scout and until he kills me, he won't stop looking and trying to kill me. He isn't targeting Medics that can be game-changers, no it has to be the user that is your nemesis.
[QUOTE=The Calzone;35765511][img]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Kickthebaby/TeamFortres2/untitled.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Thought Killajax was expanding his use of 'friendly' to little things like the "Thanks!" command but I guess I was hasty. Sorry.
[QUOTE=BLUchameleon;35777626]Thought Killajax was expanding his use of 'friendly' to little things like the "Thanks!" command but I guess I was hasty. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/34i4i06.png[/img]
[QUOTE=The Calzone;35777975][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/34i4i06.png[/img][/QUOTE]
It took me a lot longer to wrap my head around this then it should have...
I drew a comic while i was banned
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dmXFL.png[/IMG]
Dont like the fact that the pyro can kill me faster than i can turn around
Edit: Mind anyone tell me why scrarabix was considered a i guess a bad poster. When i joined, i apparently hear he was a dick but he seems like a nice guy
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;35776719]People that will hunt you nonstop if you scored a domination on them. For instance, I dominated a Scout and until he kills me, he won't stop looking and trying to kill me. He isn't targeting Medics that can be game-changers, no it has to be the user that is your nemesis.[/QUOTE]
I did that once as a medic. My friend was dominating me and if I didn't score a revenge, I wouldn't hear the end of it for that night. So on the second stage of Hoodoo, around the second point through the tunnel, I pull out my amputator hit him, and he pops his dead ringer. I run right at the enemy and watch as he uncloaks and my amputator kills him and the sniper next to him. He wondered how I, as a priority target, openly chased him through the enemy lines to kill him.
I know it was stupid of me, but it was worth it.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35773408]Private Sprinkle Toast: Hello.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: ку
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: рш
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: hi
Private Sprinkle Toast: You have white paint?
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: yes
Private Sprinkle Toast: I'll give you 5 refined
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: no
Private Sprinkle Toast: Why?
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price white and black paint 2 key+1ref or 6 ref
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...\
Private Sprinkle Toast: What? Check the spreadsheet, dude.
Private Sprinkle Toast: It's says, "White paint, 5 Refined."
Private Sprinkle Toast: If you don't believe me look for yourself.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: bye
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: you don't
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...
Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude...
Private Sprinkle Toast: Look. At. The. Spreadsheet.
Private Sprinkle Toast: [url]http://tf2spreadsheet.blogspot.com/[/url]
Private Sprinkle Toast: Search white paint
Private Sprinkle Toast: It's five refined.
Private Sprinkle Toast: No matter what your greedy little brain thinks.
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: noob
Private Sprinkle Toast: ...
GoRiLaZz[BeReT] is now Offline.
Why can't I find white paint for its actual freaking price? I know it says +/-, but I'm not giving you an extra fucking refined.[/QUOTE]
That spreadsheet is an atrocity anyway. Almost all prices are completely arbitrary and rise and fall on a whim and includes a lot of items that pretty much only have value among traders that will sell them later. TF2 economy is completely fucked up imho.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35773408]
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: you don't
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price
Why can't I find white paint for its actual freaking price? I know it says +/-, but I'm not giving you an extra fucking refined.[/QUOTE]
It's easy:
[quote=GoRiLaZz[BeReT]]
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: you don't
GoRiLaZz[BeReT]: price
[/quote]
You need to price :v:
Edit:
Crap, pageking. I'm not givin' you any content!
running down hallway to big open space filled with sentries as scout.
WHip out bonk and try to speed through
two engies and pyro block my path up the stairs.
Get gibbed.
Fuck.
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/529212_216451011790730_100002774976780_260801_20875885_n.jpg[/IMG]
WHAT DID I DO TO OFFEND YOU MEDIC PLEASE!!!!
Probably posted like 98698 times already with slight variants, but needed Paint form.
EDIT: Forgot to add healing beams. Whoops.
A lot of people added me on Steam (maybe cause of the killer kan). I accepted everyone and i wanted to be a nice person and awnser to everyone's questions but this is too much :
[QUOTE]NassimO: hey
]I[doc]I[: прива
NassimO: i don't speak russian
]I[doc]I[: oh sory
NassimO: you wanted something ?
]I[doc]I[: sor i dont speak english
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NassimO PotatO;35782179]A lot of peoples added me on Steam (maybe cause of the killer kan). I accepted everyone and i wanted to be a nice person and awnser to everyone's questions but this is too much :[/QUOTE]
Should've tried french. :v:
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;35780465]That spreadsheet is an atrocity anyway. Almost all prices are completely arbitrary and rise and fall on a whim and includes a lot of items that pretty much only have value among traders that will sell them later. TF2 economy is completely fucked up imho.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know. I only use it at first to see the "base" price, and then research by looking on various trade on TP and outpost and all that. It's all very annoying, with all the uncertainties that it presents. But most paints I know are being sold for bullshit prices.
...The sad ending to this story is that I ended up buying the white paint with actual money (yeah, I know it doesn't matter, really). I painted my mountain cap with it. Looks pretty awesome.
The melee hitdetection.
Never have I played a game with melee hitboxes so unresponsive. 9 times out of 10 when I smack someone in the face with my melee weapon, the weapon connects with their hitbox, the sound plays, [B]BUT IT SOMEHOW DOESN'T REGISTER.[/B]
[QUOTE=Hatley;35785324]The melee hitdetection.
Never have I played a game with melee hitboxes so unresponsive. 9 times out of 10 when I smack someone in the face with my melee weapon, the weapon connects with their hitbox, the sound plays, [B]BUT IT SOMEHOW DOESN'T REGISTER.[/B][/QUOTE]
But that Equalizer Soldier manages to smack you in the face 300 yds away (with a crit no less).
:v:
[QUOTE=Razi The Red;35785349]But that Equalizer Soldier manages to smack you in the face 300 yds away (with a crit no less).
:v:[/QUOTE]
or the demo knight gets you while you're standing right behind them.
Wow! Three whole posts about melee hit detection [I]without[/I] facestabs being mentioned? Amazing.
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35785609]Wow! Three whole posts about melee hit detection [I]without[/I] facestabs being mentioned? Amazing.[/QUOTE]
You HAD to go and ruin it didn't you?
[QUOTE=The Calzone;35785703]You HAD to go and ruin it didn't you?[/QUOTE]
Damnit.
So my friend and I just finished a really stupid argument with some guy on a skial (yeah, I know) server. He was on our team and he would not stop whining about everything the enemy did, calling them all faggots and looking like an idiot. We got so sick of him we told him to stop bitching, which is when he got really stupid and started spamming "Nope.avi" as a counterargument to everything we said.
It was annoying until we started being clever and turning it around on him. Here's a rough transcript of the argument:
Some stupid name with weird characters: fucken heavy spam noob faget
Friend: Quit your bitching.
StupidName: im not bitching
Me: Yeah you are
StupidName: Nope.avi
(Some more arguing with him saying nothing but "Nope.avi")
Friend: Maybe you should restrict when you say Nope.avi to whenever you get a point, then we'll have to see it a lot less
StupidName: Nope.avi
Me: I think his points actually did go up there
StupidName: Nope.avi
Me: You sure? I could have sworn you had 9 points and now you have 10
StupidName: Nope.avi
Me: Oh well, and here I thought you were actually somewhat useful to the team.
StupidName: Nope.avi
Master debater if I ever did see one.
[QUOTE=Betakta;35786993]
Master debater if I ever did see one.[/QUOTE]
You yourself seem like quite the Cunning Linguist.
:v:
Okay what the hell
Having a good time as Spy, suddenly, autobalance kills me automatically and gets me on the enemy team, 3 seconds before they lose.
My jimmies had never been so rustled.
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578955137280021166/88C830970AFA0824A1075DBCA4A33283C18075AF/[/t]
Son of a BITCH.
4 in a row, i swear every time i get an amazing kill or streak or whatever, it just goes all fucking dead.
[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;35789099]Okay what the hell
Having a good time as Spy, suddenly, autobalance kills me automatically and gets me on the enemy team, 3 seconds before they lose.
My jimmies had never been so rustled.[/QUOTE]
In the rare times I use the DR my feigns have a strange tendency to autobal me with bizarre frequency.
[QUOTE=Razi The Red;35785349]But that Equalizer Soldier manages to smack you in the face 300 yds away (with a crit no less).
:v:[/QUOTE]
That damn thing always seems to crit whenever it's used against you. And when you're using it, it never does when you REALLY need it.
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