Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35876042]You know what's even worse? They do it on attack.[/QUOTE] b-b-but offensive engie is the best offensive there is... right? anyone?

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35876376]b-b-but offensive engie is the best offensive there is... right? anyone?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGg8BXHM6f0]4 engieners ofenc so noob omfg change[/url]

[QUOTE=Constructor;35872794][IMG]http://puu.sh/tBvW[/IMG][/QUOTE] That happens to me just that the engineer shoots to the sapper with shotgun and how it doesent works he tries with pistol and he tries to build a dispenser next to it... FUCKING F2P

[QUOTE=Sxyro win;35879773]That happens to me just that the engineer shoots to the sapper with shotgun and how it doesent works he tries with pistol and he tries to build a dispenser next to it... FUCKING F2P[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, what?

[QUOTE=slapdown3;35879826]I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, what?[/QUOTE] Instead of just standing there, they guy tries everything except the wrench to get the sapper off. At least he tried [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] FP wont show my new avatar :l

Ctrl+F5 [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] When I randomly can't do shit and die immediately

i just saw a random guy dropping a salvaged crate. my inner shark growed and i try to trade him, but apparently all the server sent trade request. find out he was F2P and he ran away (can't blame him). man i feel like an arse now, i mean i usually don't go and do this kind of crap, but that crate just bring out my inner asshole.

[thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B]

I know. I fucking hate scoreboards.

Me and another spy we're topping the team once. Doing spy shit, like stabbing people and having sex with mothers and sapping sentries. Then we had some professional video gamer soldier type telling us we were being useless and should switch to real classes, or medics to pocket him or something. Fun times.

[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;35881979][thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B][/QUOTE] Call on me if you need a kritz buddy. I won't guarantee being good at it, but we shall have fun trying!

[QUOTE=GastricTank;35873911]Autobalance after capping. Being the only one pushing the cart. Overused, tacky misc item combinations. Naming a rocket launcher after a type of rocket launcher. Fighting 1 vs 2 against a Soldier and a Sniper who probably careers and outclasses everyone on the server. Did I get it?[/QUOTE] I think you just answered every last one of them. Hot damn.

Do and massive scrapbank recently, trade goes well. Have a few weps and uncrafts at the end. ... Whatever Mare Do Well's Cape (me): Giving out some free weps bros, trade me! Get in trade, put weapons up and click ready to trade. Trade gets cancelled wut? Trader: I don't want uncraft weps and those are shit weapons anyway. All my godamn fury. ALL OF MY GODAMN FURY.

The fact that sight for sore eyes clips with either aspect or aperture hard hat.

[QUOTE=Archimedes;35882530]Me and another spy we're topping the team once. Doing spy shit, like stabbing people and having sex with mothers and sapping sentries. Then we had some professional video gamer soldier type telling us we were being useless and should switch to real classes, or medics to pocket him or something. Fun times.[/QUOTE] Because points matter more than usefulness to the team. But in any case, at least you're doing your job, sapping sentries and sex and all. Better than some spies who just backstab whoever the hell they see in their screen for points.

So yesterday a server I played on with lotta newbie-ish people enjoying myself, then two dudes from the same clan joined. Both went Enforcer spy. They acquired a pocket medic to heal and übercharge both of them then they spammed the enforcer in the frontline on everyone, decimating every fucking thing (being in the corssfire of two übered spies shooting you with the enforcer is hell, I tell you what) , and after a while, our team collapsed. it would be fine, but they also had to be condescending assholes about it. Oh also, I know those two guys briefly and they're assholes of the elitist kind. Oh they also hate me because, I don't know, I think they hate me because I frequently use the microphone and I guess a man trying to cheer up the team he plays on rustles their jimmies, so it's no wonder I always found myself on th team oppoing them, no matter what. Of course, all the good players moved into the steamrolling team. After a while, they got bored of buttdevastating us with Enforcers, and moved onto kritz-sticky-spawn-camping. We broke out of it. Pushed their ass back to third stage of dustbowl. Once not spawncamping, they were much elss effective. Of course, on the third stage they built a fucking fortress out of the first point, so it was an intense stalemate, but my god, did they piss me off with all this bullshit. Encounters like these make me not want to play TF2 for a fucking week.

[QUOTE=GÃ©za!;35886010]Of course, all the good players moved into the steamrolling team.[/QUOTE] This annoys me to no end. I mean if two friends happen to be good and the other team can't handle TWO PEOPLE then that's the "recieving" team's problem, but when all the decent players go spectator to avoid autobalance, just ... joins their old team even if it makes the already stacked teams 8v5 in the stacking players' favor... then it gets a bit silly. Bonus points if the steamrolling team actually acts like douchebags about it as well. But then again I'm one of those weird people who don't see what's so fun about steamrolling a team for 4 maps straight.

It annoys me when somebody is "fixing" stats for a "OP" weapon and he just slaps "No random critical hits" on it and says "Here balanced" No random crits don't make the weapon weaker.

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35886126]It annoys me when somebody is "fixing" stats for a "OP" weapon and he just slaps "No random critical hits" on it and says "Here balanced" No random crits don't make the weapon weaker.[/QUOTE] True. Based on what i know a chance for a crit with a ranged weapon is 8%. Even with that status it is easy to get crits such as intel cap, kritzkrieg etc.

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;35886126]It annoys me when somebody is "fixing" stats for a "OP" weapon and he just slaps "No random critical hits" on it and says "Here balanced" No random crits don't make the weapon weaker.[/QUOTE] It's especially stupid when the some servers doesn't have random critical hits enabled.

[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;35881979][thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B][/QUOTE] God I know that feel. I used to play medic a lot and I once joined a random server with matchmaking. I had a sniper tell me to pocket him over the mic. "Medic, I need that beam [I]all the time![/I]" Ragequit. I will not deal with that bullshit.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;35887366]God I know that feel. I used to play medic a lot and I once joined a random server with matchmaking. I had a sniper tell me to pocket him over the mic. "Medic, I need that beam [I]all the time![/I]" Ragequit. I will not deal with that bullshit.[/QUOTE] I hate it when there's a group of people playing different classes all in need of healing crowds around me. Say, a heavy, a demo, a soldier and a sniper. The sniper starts complaining about not being healed first... You know what sniper? You can go be useless somewhere else, I'll heal you if there's nobody else around. [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ceiling Man;35881979][thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B][/QUOTE] Do these people plan on winning at all? Let me guess, you got top of team. Another thing I hate, snipers who think they're so hot being top of team. When we lose, and I ask that some of our 5 snipers switch over to more useful classes, they tell me that I have no right to complain because they have a higher score than me. And those snipers who think it takes skill to play the class annoy the hell out of me. Whereas to play soldier, you gotta have the high ground, know when to run, switch to the shotgun when you run out of ammo, be on the frontline, etc., the equation to play sniper is simple. Find a spot, watch your back, aim. There are no great snipers. The only good snipers know when not to play sniper. tl;dr: Another of L_Dawg's posts conveying his undying rage against the sniper class.

[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;35881979][thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B][/QUOTE] Let me guess, the other team was full of competitive players(or mostly full)with proper class usage(one or maybe two of each)?

[QUOTE=Ceiling Man;35881979][thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32066954/no_thank_you.jpg[/thumb] [B]THIS. FREAKING THIS.[/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6Rzjv.png[/IMG] I hate this too. [I][U][B]The dreaded triple S![/B][/U][/I]

[QUOTE=L_Dawg;35887588]I hate it when there's a group of people playing different classes all in need of healing crowds around me. Say, a heavy, a demo, a soldier and a sniper. The sniper starts complaining about not being healed first... You know what sniper? You can go be useless somewhere else, I'll heal you if there's nobody else around. [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] Do these people plan on winning at all? Let me guess, you got top of team. Another thing I hate, snipers who think they're so hot being top of team. When we lose, and I ask that some of our 5 snipers switch over to more useful classes, they tell me that I have no right to complain because they have a higher score than me. And those snipers who think it takes skill to play the class annoy the hell out of me. Whereas to play soldier, you gotta have the high ground, know when to run, switch to the shotgun when you run out of ammo, be on the frontline, etc., the equation to play sniper is simple. Find a spot, watch your back, aim. There are no great snipers. The only good snipers know when not to play sniper. tl;dr: Another of L_Dawg's posts conveying his undying rage against the sniper class.[/QUOTE] There are great snipers. It's pretty obvious if you are playing against a good sniper or bad sniper.

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[QUOTE=9600bauds;35890688]minisentries[/QUOTE] Sometimes I'll use the fists of steel and punch dem sentries, just for fun.

[QUOTE=9600bauds;35890688]minisentries[/QUOTE] They're fine. Just the way people use them is not. "I don't fight, I backpedal and drop this little fucker."

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35890904]Sometimes I'll use the fists of steel and punch dem sentries, just for fun.[/QUOTE] I was running around with a pan under the effects of a steak sandvich once, I circle strafed the mini and then blocked the engineer into that little nook near the hallway leading to blands last. Then I hit him with the aforementioned pan. "Engineer: This Heavy"

Engineers annoy me. No, I'm not going to pull a "Rad McCool" here and say they should be banned. But it's whenever I have a roll, an Engineer stops me. I can do whatever I want, I can't take his Sentry out. Then again, when I go Engineer myself, I can put a Sentry at the exact same spot as others do, my Sentry will be taken down really fast. Even Scouts take down my LEVEL 3 SENTRIES. I can't play Engineer for the life, let alone the fact that you don't really "play" Engineer, since you just sit behind a Sentry all the time.