Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Joeyl10;35907334]This isn't something that happens particularly often... or at all with this one exception, but I might as well rant about it anyways because it certainly did piss me off. Earlier today, a few minutes ago I was happily playing as medic on ctf_turbine generally being a good healer and such. Suddenly, I see many red players coming up the spawn stairs and I immediately switch to my medigun and pop my uber on a nearby soldier hoping to at least deter them. Thinking that I've done my job, I hold back and simply let the soldier do his thing. Then this gigantic chucklefuck pulls out his equalizer. While at full health. While ubered. To say the least he died and I was forced to retreat, uber wasted.[/QUOTE] Had this happen to me except I was using kritz. Soldier sounded around the age of an older teen and I believe specifically asked me to uber him. I popped uber and he started hitting a heavy with his equalizer. He must have been one of those players who are so good he can just be awesome and not even give a fuck and just mess around with his teammates because don't worry guys he's got this shit. (he was actually kinda mediocre)

Buyer's remorse. Spent $5 because they FINALLY came out with an "Allies Extinguished" part. Buy a key. [sp]S. Tribalman's Shiv[/sp] Spent $5 to apply a decal to an Objector. There was a South Park episode called Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (it came out in the wake of 9/11). The last couple of minutes is basically a love letter to classic Looney Tunes, with Cartman as Bugs Bunny and Bin Laden as Elmer Fudd. At one point, they pull the "character says nothing, pulls out a sign with a visual gag on it" joke, so I used one of those on my Objector (it was a [b]Rooster[/b] next to a [b]Lollypop[/b]). Now I still LIKE it (I like the joke, I like the reference, it fits, and it's not something I see many people doing with the Objector). BUT. I realised that I could have applied a picture of the Horrible Painting: [IMG]http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z424/BanthaFodder95/horriblepainting.png[/IMG] [i]"The Horrible Painting" ("On hit: Apply Jibblies on enemy")[/i] So, in short... [IMG]http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z424/BanthaFodder95/captain-hindsight1.png[/IMG]

Cap'n Hindsight.

[img]http://puu.sh/u6Vq[/img] rip nametag, we barely knew ye

[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;35911906]s c man w?[/QUOTE] Shoulda, Coulda and Woulda

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35910237] I realised that I could have applied a picture of the Horrible Painting: [IMG]http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z424/BanthaFodder95/horriblepainting.png[/IMG] [i]"The Horrible Painting" ("On hit: Apply Jibblies on enemy")[/i] [/QUOTE] [B]C[I]O[/I]M[I]E[/I] O[I]N[/I] I[I]N[/I] H[I]E[/I]R[I]E[/I]...[/B]

[QUOTE=Jesp;35913063][img]http://puu.sh/u6Vq[/img] rip nametag, we barely knew ye[/QUOTE] It's crafted by GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!! not really suprised

[QUOTE=Jesp;35913063][img]http://puu.sh/u6Vq[/img] rip nametag, we barely knew ye[/QUOTE] Oh Jesus Christ. That reminds me: [IMG]http://oi46.tinypic.com/wrxe10.jpg[/IMG] I wonder if he knows...

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[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1653696[/url] Those poor, poor nametags and description tag.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;35915425][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1653696[/url] Those poor, poor nametags and description tag.[/QUOTE] someone should make a memorial stone map for all these poor name and decription tags

[QUOTE=ulvemann43;35916134]someone should make a memorial stone map for all these poor name and decription tags[/QUOTE] It also needs a sad piece of music like this: [video=youtube;34mNg12vg6Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mNg12vg6Q[/video] Now for some content: [t]http://i.imgur.com/cxM3M.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/d7Tf3.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/I5F7K.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/qWFGR.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;35919181]It also needs a sad piece of music like this: [video=youtube;34mNg12vg6Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mNg12vg6Q[/video] [/QUOTE] "They didn't know, alright! And We didn't know we'd be sending them into that fate. Goddamn it, even if we had known we would have still done it because the truth is at the end of the day we're the monsters. We sent those name tags and description tags into the abyss, and for every 1 or 2 that found it's mark, a hundred others found an eternity of damnation, plastered onto weapons in shame, stripped of their dignity as their users had been so long ago stripped of their creativity. What do you want me to say? We're sorry? That it's our fault? No, maybe they didn't know the risks, maybe it was immoral, but we won't hold the blame for what we did. Our sins are mutual. You wanted the ability to customize your weapons; to add that little extra flair and we delivered. So the next time you look at a meme, a dick joke or a misspelled racial slur on a minigun, remember your own tags. This is the price of creativity people, and it's a burden we have to live with every day." -Robin Walker, 2012 PAX East. In response to when the next update would be and why his breath smelled like cheap gin.

[QUOTE=Archimedes;35919278]"They didn't know, alright! And We didn't we'd be sending them into that fate. Goddamn it, even if we had known we would have still done it because the truth is at the end of the day we're the monsters. We sent those name tags and description tags into the abyss, and for every 1 or 2 that found it's mark, a hundred others found an eternity of damnation, plastered onto weapons in shame, stripped of their dignity as their users had been so long ago stripped of their creativity. What do you want me to say? We're sorry? That it's our fault? No, maybe they didn't know the risks, maybe it was immoral, but we won't hold the blame for what we did. Our sins are mutual. You wanted the ability to customize your weapons; to add that little extra flair and we delivered. So the next time you look at a meme, a dick joke or a misspelled racial slur on a minigun, remember your own tags. This is the price of creativity people, and it's a burden we have to live with every day." -Robin Walker, 2012 PAX East. In response to when the next update would be and why his breath smelled like cheap gin.[/QUOTE] This should be an official blog post, e-mail that to Robin.

[QUOTE=mnyfrsh;35919919]This should be an official blog post, e-mail that to Robin.[/QUOTE] Speaking of blog posts [img]http://i.imgur.com/xGMqd.png[/img]

I've played in a random server today, and boy was it hilarious I even made a video about that: [video=youtube;WUyeJmBP7DY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyeJmBP7DY&feature=youtu.be[/video] More info is in the description, which also includes an IP of the server :V also minor earrape warning

More Hale whining time. I absolutely hate how on some Servers the boss can get crits. I was a soldier using the batallions backup and was overhealed by 280 HP, so I stand still so hale can hit me. The guy misses 4 swings in a row while I'm standing still, yet once he finally does hit me, it's a fucking lucky crit. uuugh.

[QUOTE=KandyMan;35926858]I've played in a random server today, and boy was it hilarious I even made a video about that: [video=youtube;WUyeJmBP7DY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyeJmBP7DY&feature=youtu.be[/video] More info is in the description, which also includes an IP of the server :V also minor earrape warning[/QUOTE] The way you tried to "scam" him is one of the things that annoys me in tf2. But the kid was awful too, I had a Russian one in my game yesterday and he kept shouting some random nonsense. I pity their parents for having to listen to that...

[QUOTE=KandyMan;35926858]I've played in a random server today, and boy was it hilarious I even made a video about that: [video=youtube;WUyeJmBP7DY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyeJmBP7DY&feature=youtu.be[/video] More info is in the description, which also includes an IP of the server :V also minor earrape warning[/QUOTE] This. After F2P update, there are more kids like that. Brasilian, German, Polish and many more.

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35929097]This. After F2P update, there are more kids like that. Brasilian, German, Polish and many more.[/QUOTE] There's a spanish kid on one server I frequent.... and a new zealand kid who needs to have his balls PULLED out of his pelvis so his voice isn't so irritating

an open letter to the people on the server I was just playing on: it's nice that you want to chat with other people it's nice that you feel the innate urge to swap stories with other people but could you just play the game while you're doing that because you ALL have zero score and you are more focused on talking than playing this is a video game if you want to chat please go get in a skype call and chat there instead of just idly yammering while walking forward and getting exploded especially if your ping is over 300

[QUOTE=The Calzone;35930592]an open letter to the people on the server I was just playing on: it's nice that you want to chat with other people it's nice that you feel the innate urge to swap stories with other people but could you just play the game while you're doing that because you ALL have zero score and you are more focused on talking than playing this is a video game if you want to chat please go get in a skype call and chat there instead of just idly yammering while walking forward and getting exploded especially if your ping is over 300[/QUOTE] I do it all the time, but my ping never goes over 50.

How people say that unusuals makes it easier to headshot/get headshotted. Me and my friends notice no difference whether or not someone is wearing one.

[QUOTE=Captain;35935339]How people say that unusuals makes it easier to headshot/get headshotted. Me and my friends notice no difference whether or not someone is wearing one.[/QUOTE] Fucking this. Some guy called me a headshot magnet... >wearing a flies tricorne

[QUOTE=Captain;35935339]How people say that unusuals makes it easier to headshot/get headshotted. Me and my friends notice no difference whether or not someone is wearing one.[/QUOTE] It's the size and visibility of the effect, if it's a plasma hat then it's pretty easy to see from very far away. Headshot magnet's a lie though, effects don't immediately make aiming easier it's more of an ATTENTION, I'M HERE! kinda deal. Which goes both ways, medics will heal you more if you've got one. Funnily enough I killed someone trying to hide in a very dark place because they were wearing one.

[QUOTE=01271;35935478]It's the size and visibility of the effect, if it's a plasma hat then it's pretty easy to see from very far away. Headshot magnet's a lie though, effects don't immediately make aiming easier it's more of an ATTENTION, I'M HERE! kinda deal. Which goes both ways, medics will heal you more if you've got one. Funnily enough I killed someone trying to hide in a very dark place because they were wearing one.[/QUOTE] Flies is probably the best effect, generally. Shows good, doesn't scream SHOOT me, hides you in dark places, looks nice when closer to a person wearing it. Also slight trailing, and covers the whole body. No clipping what so ever with any hat, or any effect(if you wanna wear 2).

[QUOTE=Suttles;35935556]Flies is probably the best effect, generally. Shows good, doesn't scream SHOOT me, hides you in dark places, looks nice when closer to a person wearing it. Also slight trailing, and covers the whole body. No clipping what so ever with any hat, or any effect(if you wanna wear 2).[/QUOTE] Not to mention the cheapest... I think you just convined me to get some!

[QUOTE=01271;35935606]Not to mention the cheapest... I think you just convined me to get some![/QUOTE] It's not the cheapest. Nuts/fetti is. Flies is really expensive on some hats, or decent on some hats. On some it's low tho. Basically, flies market is like the hearts market: Fucked up, prices all over the place

I want a Flies Protector, just so I can paint it Gray and name it after Hank Pym :v:

Speaking of prices...I spent 5 whole minute trying to haggle with some douche trying toget a strange sticky launcher ( so I can finish my strange demo collection (all I need after that is the targe) I offered hats stranges and metal...the guy refuses on the "I'm only looking for metal and keys" rule. just..fucking....stupid.