Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

What I hate is whanever server I go, they are either really new F2Ps or try hards MLG pros (puff'n'sting pyro, pocket medics and obviously stacked teams). I want a weapon for a Spy, that will be useful when you are skilled. I mean Ambassador is nice, but I suck at aiming. Kunai is good but the fact, that overheal dissapears is stupid. YER is also fantastic, but getting first kill when people are constantly spy checking, or there are 3 puff'n'sting pyros is really frustrating. I want a weapon, that could replace sapper slot or revolver slot, but would act like that fireproof suit that was scrapped.

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35965873]What I hate is whanever server I go, they are either really new F2Ps or [b]try hards MLG pros[/b] ([b]puff'n'sting pyro[/b], pocket medics and obviously stacked teams). [/QUOTE]lol

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;35965873]I want a weapon, that could replace sapper slot or revolver slot, but would act like that fireproof suit that was scrapped.[/QUOTE] I don't think the Spy needs anything else to make him flame resistant. One fireproofing item is enough, add in more and it just becomes more frustrating than it already is to kill decent spies.

Especially with those dead ringer dicks.

Great. Another "good" game. First I joined a server with stacked teams (Oh what a suprise!) Then I joined another server just to see even more stacked teams + a medic/heavy combo. For God sake. Why there aren't any servers, that aren't full of "What game is this" and aren't full of as I said above, MLG Pros. Before any one thinks that I'm just raging. I mean people who go to a server with 100% intention to pubstomp. "Oh look at my skill". *Rest of the post was cutted because of bad words. Really bad words*.

>Playing Super Zombie Fortress on TF2ware >"IM FREDNLY ZUMBE! DONT SHOT ME OR I REPORT U HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" >This can piss me off in two ways: >If I'm a zombie, I've basically got someone who isn't doing anything at all and just sitting there and throwing sandviches at the enemies >If I'm a human, they might try to slap your shit when you least expect it yet your teammates are too stupid to listen, or if they are honestly trying to be nice I might kill them on accident when the action gets too heated and they get their jimmies in a rustle I know it's TF2ware and I really shouldn't take it so seriously, but it just AOUROASOHOHJI

[QUOTE=Sciencebro;35970197]>Playing Super Zombie Fortress on TF2ware >"IM FREDNLY ZUMBE! DONT SHOT ME OR I REPORT U HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" >This can piss me off in two ways: >If I'm a zombie, I've basically got someone who isn't doing anything at all and just sitting there and throwing sandviches at the enemies >If I'm a human, they might try to slap your shit when you least expect it yet your teammates are too stupid to listen, or if they are honestly trying to be nice I might kill them on accident when the action gets too heated and they get their jimmies in a rustle I know it's TF2ware and I really shouldn't take it so seriously, but it just AOUROASOHOHJI[/QUOTE] Unless players are doing this sort of thing on a secluded part of the map, I almost always shoot them if they get in my way (citing spy crabs, heavy turtles, shit like that etc).

[QUOTE=Razi The Red;35968451]I don't think the Spy needs anything else to make him flame resistant. One fireproofing item is enough, add in more and it just becomes more frustrating than it already is to kill decent spies.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LeeMelvin;35968567]Especially with those dead ringer dicks.[/QUOTE] [url=http://fav.me/d4v1l37][img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/094/4/1/dr_enforcicle_by_juns94-d4v1l37.jpg[/img][/url]

Change steam name to Tiny Tim of Many Crutches, go play as ghastlieriest gibus spy with Enforcer, Dead Ringer and Spyicle. Oh what a mess that day was.

[QUOTE=Sciencebro;35970197]>Playing Super Zombie Fortress on TF2ware >"IM FREDNLY ZUMBE! DONT SHOT ME OR I REPORT U HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" >This can piss me off in two ways: >If I'm a zombie, I've basically got someone who isn't doing anything at all and just sitting there and throwing sandviches at the enemies >If I'm a human, they might try to slap your shit when you least expect it yet your teammates are too stupid to listen, or if they are honestly trying to be nice I might kill them on accident when the action gets too heated and they get their jimmies in a rustle I know it's TF2ware and I really shouldn't take it so seriously, but it just AOUROASOHOHJI[/QUOTE] This also applies on Saxton Hale servers, in which case if I'm Hale and someone says they're friendly, I go for them first just to piss them off.

People who whine about bodyshots. If it killed you, then what's the problem? Maybe you can whine about bodyshots that don't kill you, I guess.

[QUOTE=LeeMelvin;35963365]When a single soldier or demo can destroy my level 3 sentry in seconds. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD THAT? FUCK YOU. Ugh.[/QUOTE] i have become a magician with the short circuit, negating all rockets fired at myself, my sentry, and most importantly my team! strange short circuit please [editline]15th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Newbienice99;35971097]People who whine about bodyshots. If it killed you, then what's the problem? Maybe you can whine about bodyshots that don't kill you, I guess.[/QUOTE] this kid in arena called every weapon I killed him with bad for no reason, and if it was a weapon he used, he said i camped, no matter what i did he is a same kid who said he had "gangsters" and was going to send them to dublin, ireland where he already had 30 "gangsters" i told him his address through an IP lookup and he said fuck you and removed me lol

[QUOTE=Insane516;35971315]i have become a magician with the short circuit, negating all rockets fired at myself, my sentry, and most importantly my team! strange short circuit please [/QUOTE] Ya know, I actually tried using the short circuit for a while. It's not bad but I've had some bad experience with it. There will be a demoman in a high place just shooting stickies at my sentry until I run out of metal. Or a soldier with a direct hit. Plus, I love my pistol for taking out those pesky spies. High rate-of-fire and reloads almost instantly.

Welp, (sort of) broke my mouse in rage because of how much this little cunt on my favorite server was like. He used pan and soda popper and wouldn't shut the fuck up about how the soda popper required skill. Every fucking goddamn time he killed me he did schadenfreude. I am so fucking angry I want to hurt things I want to FUCKING SLAP the person who put the soda popper in this goddamn game oh, and the same person that was using the soda popper had the audacity to tell me "Maybe you should get better at this game and then you won't get mad" [B]OH MY FUCKING GOD I WILL FIND THIS LITTLE FFFFFFF FBFFJAHFJKDHaksdgkasjyhdad[/B]

[QUOTE=Crash15;35973873]Welp, (sort of) broke my mouse in rage because of how much this little cunt on my favorite server was like. He used pan and soda popper and wouldn't shut the fuck up about how the soda popper required skill. Every fucking goddamn time he killed me he did schadenfreude. I am so fucking angry I want to hurt things I want to FUCKING SLAP the person who put the soda popper in this goddamn game oh, and the same person that was using the soda popper had the audacity to tell me "Maybe you should get better at this game and then you won't get mad" [B]OH MY FUCKING GOD I WILL FIND THIS LITTLE FFFFFFF FBFFJAHFJKDHaksdgkasjyhdad[/B][/QUOTE] I like how the Schaudenfreude on the Sniper is nice and quick. I tend to use it a lot when I get close melee kills, just to tease them (usually because I'm playing with regulars and we all know it's all in good fun). Like one time, when I capped the intel on Tubine TWICE as a Sniper using the Stock Rifle, SMG, and Shahanshah. I went toe-to-toe with a Soldier, he got me below 50% health, and, well... [sp]let's just say he got blood on my knife.[/sp] *cue freezecam of Sniper pointing and laughing* I tend to use taunts if: 1. something hilariously improbable happens (ie. Huntsman headshotting a cloaked Spy from across the map by pure chance) 2. I'm just screwing around with some friends 3. I land a particularly embarassing kill (12 year old Spy failstabs a stationary Sniper (me) several times, I turn around and land a melee crit, sending him flying across the map at mach 10) 4. Someone's being a massive douche and needs some humbling

I like the schadenfreude, but then again I taunt basically all the time. Even if I've got the high-five equipped, I'll use that for a freeze-cam. I don't see any harm in it. Taunting is not meant to be malicious, or some kind of psychological warfare, and I certainly don't ever do it to upset other people. It's just for fun.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35974100]I like how the Schaudenfreude on the Sniper is nice and quick. I tend to use it a lot when I get close melee kills, just to tease them (usually because I'm playing with regulars and we all know it's all in good fun). Like one time, when I capped the intel on Tubine TWICE as a Sniper using the Stock Rifle, SMG, and Shahanshah. I went toe-to-toe with a Soldier, he got me below 50% health, and, well... [sp]let's just say he got blood on my knife.[/sp] *cue freezecam of Sniper pointing and laughing* I tend to use taunts if: 1. something hilariously improbable happens (ie. Huntsman headshotting a cloaked Spy from across the map by pure chance) 2. I'm just screwing around with some friends 3. I land a particularly embarassing kill (12 year old Spy failstabs a stationary Sniper (me) several times, I turn around and land a melee crit, sending him flying across the map at mach 10) 4. Someone's being a massive douche and needs some humbling[/QUOTE] I love high-fiving in freezecams as Pyro. It's just like you're saying "Hi! I just killed you!~" EDIT: And to balance it out, i hate when people don't really understand their role. For instance, Medics who stick to their primary and don't hold down to heal with the medigun. They just tap. Or a Spy who never disguises. (Or if they do, they disguise as Scout, the most obvious of them all.) Then despite all that, they wonder how the hell we're getting our asses rocked and blame everyone but themselves.

I am very strict with rules and that has lead to me being an admin on a 24/7 2fort server. The thing that annoys me is the high amount of smug twelve year olds, especially when they group together. I don't always say that I am admin, as I want to try the rules to be kept without any admin online. And just yesterday these three twelve year olds, one was apparently thirteen, grouped together and threw insults at me even when I said I was admin and even muted one of them to prove it. I was so pissed off but I was afraid to kick or ban because some rules we have and I didn't want to seem immature. Suddenly I was a pedo for being 15, or a grandpa. I hate twelve year olds

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35975633]I am very strict with rules and that has lead to me being an admin on a 24/7 2fort server. The thing that annoys me is the high amount of smug twelve year olds, especially when they group together. I don't always say that I am admin, as I want to try the rules to be kept without any admin online. And just yesterday these three twelve year olds, one was apparently thirteen, grouped together and threw insults at me even when I said I was admin and even muted one of them to prove it. I was so pissed off but I was afraid to kick or ban because some rules we have and I didn't want to seem immature. Suddenly I was a pedo for being 15, or a grandpa. I hate twelve year olds[/QUOTE] Do you have a prebusecent non threatening voice? When people don't listen to me I tell them to stop in text, if they don't listen I verbally do it, they usually stop there, but some like to think they are above the law, that's when I go into spectate and routinely fuck with them. Freeze them milliseconds before combat, slay them midjump, Drugs them + Distort their view. The works. It's fun.

[QUOTE=MrBond;35970790]This also applies on Saxton Hale servers, in which case if I'm Hale and someone says they're friendly, I go for them first just to piss them off.[/QUOTE] Thankfully Freak Fortress 2 has a timer for this crap...no wait this applies only when there is only 1 player. FFFFFF- Edit: Speaking of FF2. In one round there were only 2 people from RED team which is me as a Pyro and a engineer. The boss already killed most of our teammates and guess what...HE REFUSES TO BLOODY KILL US. I've had to find this idiot and burn his face off but he got me. Later he killed an engie and we've lost. It took 10 minutes to make him fucking move and he was a good Hale. In next map ANOTHER guy became this time friendly to 2 last players which is Medic and Scout. 5 bloody minutes later a next round happened and since i was 2nd on queue list i've planned to make the round end as fast as possible but it didn't happened. Because some f2p who just joined took my place and the boss was Ninja Spy. In short: -Stupid good Hale player that REFUSES TO KILL 2 PLAYERS FOR 10 MINUTES -Time wasting "friendly" Hale -Queue points coding where when a f2p player just joined and he takes your place for the next boss.

I don't know on what server you play, but I never get these problem on the one I play. There usually is at least one admin connected and time wasting almost always result in a timebomb if they don't have the intention to end the round. The point can get capped if there is less than 5 player alive (and admins can lock it if the players are capping without reasons). Also you can goomba, giving scouts a way to do heavy damage at a high risk (meaning that running away scouts -or scunts- are rare). About the queue system, if a F2P join and become hale instead of you, that simply mean he had more points than you (he played some round and quitted before becoming hale), so he has all the right to play Hale. You just need to find a good server, Saxton mode can be really funny or highly annoying depending on what server you play on.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35975719]Do you have a prebusecent non threatening voice? When people don't listen to me I tell them to stop in text, if they don't listen I verbally do it, they usually stop there, but some like to think they are above the law, that's when I go into spectate and routinely fuck with them. Freeze them milliseconds before combat, slay them midjump, Drugs them + Distort their view. The works. It's fun.[/QUOTE] I love it when admins abuse their power to people who deserve it. Once, on a trade server, a poll popped up saying something along the lines of allowing the admin to exercise the full extent of his powers. 99% voted to allow him to. We fought 2 level 20 MONOCULLUSES (Monoculli? Whatever the plural is) and to top it off, we all got to use the Valve Rocket Launcher.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35975719]Do you have a prebusecent non threatening voice? When people don't listen to me I tell them to stop in text, if they don't listen I verbally do it, they usually stop there, but some like to think they are above the law, that's when I go into spectate and routinely fuck with them. Freeze them milliseconds before combat, slay them midjump, Drugs them + Distort their view. The works. It's fun.[/QUOTE] Not sure. Also we don't have funcommands on the server- admins are supposed to be 100% serious people.

An admins job is to enforce the rules, and sometimes you need unique tools to do so.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35974100]I like how the Schaudenfreude on the Sniper is nice and quick. I tend to use it a lot when I get close melee kills, just to tease them (usually because I'm playing with regulars and we all know it's all in good fun). Like one time, when I capped the intel on Tubine TWICE as a Sniper using the Stock Rifle, SMG, and Shahanshah. I went toe-to-toe with a Soldier, he got me below 50% health, and, well... [sp]let's just say he got blood on my knife.[/sp] *cue freezecam of Sniper pointing and laughing* I tend to use taunts if: 1. something hilariously improbable happens (ie. Huntsman headshotting a cloaked Spy from across the map by pure chance) 2. I'm just screwing around with some friends 3. I land a particularly embarassing kill (12 year old Spy failstabs a stationary Sniper (me) several times, I turn around and land a melee crit, sending him flying across the map at mach 10) 4. Someone's being a massive douche and needs some humbling[/QUOTE] If there's an Dr Enforcicle hanging about when I'm playing Pyro, that fucker is going to watch me high five over his corpse [I]every damn time.[/I]

[QUOTE=LPG55;35976159] About the queue system, if a F2P join and become hale instead of you, that simply mean he had more points than you (he played some round and quitted before becoming hale), so he has all the right to play Hale.[/QUOTE] "For each played round, players gets 10 queue points. Guy(s), who has most points, will be the next Boss, and his points will be set to 0." That's what it said in a main topic about FF2/VSH. I've had 110 queue points and i was next to be the boss and at the same time when the round ended the f2p joined and HE became a boss. Where did he get more queue points? He just joined! As for the server. It is rare (Since that's the 1st thing that happened) to see a player that refuses to kill and if the player won't kill anyone while i am dead i can still talk with /me command since players who are still alive can't read dead people's messages in this mode except that command. Sometimes they listen.

Your points are conserved when you quit the server (that way you don't have to play 15 round straight to be hale) , so that guy just stopped playing when he had more than 110 points and when he joined the server again (with you on it), he became the next hale instead of you.

This is just a minor pet peeve compared to some of the other stuff but players who spam the 'Nice shot' command to congratulate themselves after killing you and barely surviving. I dunno why but that gets me incensed.

I don't do it to congratulate myself, I use it as sarcasm to other players and sometimes to piss them off if they're that kind of person.

Pieces of fucking untalented horseshit that use nothing but their hale's own farmed sticky launcher.