Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

Crafting a hat with one of the refined not being tradable... Got the first bald hat of my life...

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;35983094]Sad thing is it's upside makes almost no difference.[/QUOTE] I actually used it for a long time, I mean looooooong, until I saw the demonstration video. Seriously. That's horrible. [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/The_jag"]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/The_jag[/URL] (Link because I'm using a computer where Youtube is blocked right now)

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35982898][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/23/RED_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap.png/95px-RED_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap.png[/IMG] Why don't I ever see this thing? I painted it white, and it looks pretty awesome! [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a0/Painted_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap_E6E6E6.png/85px-Painted_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap_E6E6E6.png[/IMG] I'm gonna get a vintage physician's procedure mask (painted white) and a surgeon's stethoscope (painted the Value of Teamwork) to go with it. It's gonna be perfect. But why don't I ever see that thing?[/QUOTE] My favorite Medic hat, painted Aged Moustache, my favorite color. [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/70/Painted_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap_7E7E7E.png[/t] Unfortunately I rarely play medic anymore, it's near impossible to have fun as a Medic in your average pub server.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;35983094]Sad thing is it's upside makes almost no difference.[/QUOTE] I just see it as an upgrade from the stock wrench seeing how I almost never melee as engie so the damage reduction doesn't affect me.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;35983254]I just see it as an upgrade from the stock wrench seeing how I almost never melee as engie so the damage reduction doesn't affect me.[/QUOTE] From what I can tell from the Jag's demo video, it's more of a downgrade if anything.

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;35980750][img]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/mini_sentry_gun_large.png[/img] FUCK THEM TO HELL[/QUOTE] Unsuspecting snipers + minisentry = much fun

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;35983929]From what I can tell from the Jag's demo video, it's more of a downgrade if anything.[/QUOTE] [I]The following is a paragraph from the Official TF2 Wiki page for the Jag[/I] The Jag's construction speed bonus when hitting a building means that an Engineer can [B]deploy a Sentry Gun 0.75 seconds faster[/B], or [B]a Dispenser 1.5 seconds faster[/B], when compared to buildings being struck by the stock Wrench. The Jag's 30% increase in construction rate adds onto the 90% increase in construction rate that is applied when hitting a building with the stock Wrench, so hitting a building with the Jag increases the building's construction rate by 120%. [B]As a result, the construction rate of any building being hit by the Jag is only increased by 15.79%, not 30%[/B]. 0.75 seconds faster sentry gun deployment. 1.5 seconds faster dispenser deployment. When hitting it, it's only 15% faster. Why would anyone use this thing.

How I cant fucking play spy at all No matter how many times I fucking try EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM A GODDAMN SPY. Nonchalantly moving teammate? SPY! Teammate running around in circles? SPY! But when my teammate does the same goddamn thing I do, he gets like 50 fucking backstabs. IS THERE SOME SECRET THING I DONT KNOW OF HERE

[QUOTE=Crash15;35985662]How I cant fucking play spy at all No matter how many times I fucking try EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM A GODDAMN SPY. Nonchalantly moving teammate? SPY! Teammate running around in circles? SPY! But when my teammate does the same goddamn thing I do, he gets like 50 fucking backstabs. IS THERE SOME SECRET THING I DONT KNOW OF HERE[/QUOTE] I play about 80% of my tf2 time as Spy. Sometimes I join a server, and it is full of paranoid-ass spy checkers. I'd say a decent amount of playing as Spy is luck.

[QUOTE=Crash15;35985662]How I cant fucking play spy at all No matter how many times I fucking try EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM A GODDAMN SPY. Nonchalantly moving teammate? SPY! Teammate running around in circles? SPY! But when my teammate does the same goddamn thing I do, he gets like 50 fucking backstabs. IS THERE SOME SECRET THING I DONT KNOW OF HERE[/QUOTE] NEVER rely on disguises. I play IW and just never stop moving, seems to work...which leads to my next post Yes people bitch about Replay errors all the time and I generally do not like repeats but I've never noticed this particular whinge: Good life, tap f6 about halfway through (after my third cornerstab of the round /pats self on back). Have [I]early[/I] class so I need to shower, sleep etc and leave the server. ... ... ... [B]OH FUCK I DON'T REMEMBER IT FINISHING DL'ING[/B] /urgently check replay section...sez "waiting..." for ten minutes before I give up and delete :suicide: PS: also occurs with mapchanges

I hate when spies seem to magically backstab me while I'm fighting them. I mean, what the hell you weren't even behind me how did you get a backstab? Yet when I try to play spy people are turning so quickly that it ends up stabbing their side.

[QUOTE=LeeMelvin;35986915]I hate when spies seem to magically backstab me while I'm fighting them. I mean, what the hell you weren't even behind me how did you get a backstab? Yet when I try to play spy people are turning so quickly that it ends up stabbing their side.[/QUOTE] It's called facestabbing. Most of us have gotten used to it by now. At least, I have.

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35985221][I]The following is a paragraph from the Official TF2 Wiki page for the Jag[/I] The Jag's construction speed bonus when hitting a building means that an Engineer can [B]deploy a Sentry Gun 0.75 seconds faster[/B], or [B]a Dispenser 1.5 seconds faster[/B], when compared to buildings being struck by the stock Wrench. The Jag's 30% increase in construction rate adds onto the 90% increase in construction rate that is applied when hitting a building with the stock Wrench, so hitting a building with the Jag increases the building's construction rate by 120%. [B]As a result, the construction rate of any building being hit by the Jag is only increased by 15.79%, not 30%[/B]. 0.75 seconds faster sentry gun deployment. 1.5 seconds faster dispenser deployment. When hitting it, it's only 15% faster. Why would anyone use this thing.[/QUOTE] tbh the nerf isn't noticeable either ...

And when it crits, which seems to happen all the time, it still hurts.

[QUOTE=L_Dawg;35987351]And when it crits, which seems to happen all the time, it still hurts.[/QUOTE] don't melee weapons have something like a base crit of 10% or 25% or something crazy like that plus engineers are constantly getting damage

The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35987601]The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?[/QUOTE] I played pyro and those are a bitch to deflect. Liberty Launchers usually always wrecked my shit.

[QUOTE=Suttles;35987100]tbh the nerf isn't noticeable either ...[/QUOTE] I melee people to death all the time with the Jag. It's a heck of a lot of fun. Especially against Demoknights.

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35987601]The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?[/QUOTE] It's basically the Direct Hit, but without the skill requirement. So yeah, it can get pretty damn annoying. I'm hoping for a Liberty Launcher/Soda Popper/Axetinguisher nerf and a Manntreads/Sun on a Stick/Cow Mangler buff in the next update, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

[QUOTE=Bazkip;35987804]I melee people to death all the time with the Jag. It's a heck of a lot of fun. Especially against Demoknights.[/QUOTE] I once was repairing a sentry with the jag, turned a quarter to the left to grab a metal pack next to me and thwacked a cloaked spy. good times.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;35987820]It's basically the Direct Hit, but without the skill requirement. So yeah, it can get pretty damn annoying. I'm hoping for a Liberty Launcher/Soda Popper/Axetinguisher nerf and a Manntreads/Sun on a Stick/Cow Mangler buff in the next update, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.[/QUOTE] cowmangler is fine as is.

[QUOTE=ryfry99;35988423]cowmangler is fine as is.[/QUOTE] I'd imagine the best they'd do is change that weird occurance when a pyro reflects it and it turns into a full crit when it never crits otherwise.

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35982898][IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/2/23/RED_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap.png/95px-RED_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap.png[/IMG] Why don't I ever see this thing? I painted it white, and it looks pretty awesome! [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/a/a0/Painted_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap_E6E6E6.png/85px-Painted_Medic%27s_Mountain_Cap_E6E6E6.png[/IMG] I'm gonna get a [B]vintage physician's procedure mask (painted white) and a surgeon's stethoscope (painted the Value of Teamwork)[/B] to go with it. It's gonna be perfect. But why don't I ever see that thing?[/QUOTE] What even is the point of that fdsfsfaffadsad [editline]17th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ghost86X;35985221][I]The following is a paragraph from the Official TF2 Wiki page for the Jag[/I] The Jag's construction speed bonus when hitting a building means that an Engineer can [B]deploy a Sentry Gun 0.75 seconds faster[/B], or [B]a Dispenser 1.5 seconds faster[/B], when compared to buildings being struck by the stock Wrench. The Jag's 30% increase in construction rate adds onto the 90% increase in construction rate that is applied when hitting a building with the stock Wrench, so hitting a building with the Jag increases the building's construction rate by 120%. [B]As a result, the construction rate of any building being hit by the Jag is only increased by 15.79%, not 30%[/B]. 0.75 seconds faster sentry gun deployment. 1.5 seconds faster dispenser deployment. When hitting it, it's only 15% faster. Why would anyone use this thing.[/QUOTE] Hey, every second counts.

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35988503]What even is the point of that fdsfsfaffadsad [/QUOTE] [t] http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Painted_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask_E6E6E6.png[/t] comapred to [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a1/RED_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png[/t] [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/86/BLU_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png[/t] It's pretty noticeable.

[QUOTE=ryfry99;35988535][t] http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Painted_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask_E6E6E6.png[/t] comapred to [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a1/RED_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png[/t] [t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/86/BLU_Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png[/t] It's pretty noticeable.[/QUOTE] But.. the original mask actually fits with his labcoat.

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35987601]The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?[/QUOTE] I don't know about others, but it's for some reason impossible for me to dodge it. It always kills me, unlike the stock Rocket Launcher, which I seem to be dodging with ease. And not to mention how hard it is to deflect it

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35987601]The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?[/QUOTE] It's annoying because it makes aiming far too easy, so it's really hard to dodge.

[QUOTE=Ghost86X;35987601]The liberty launcher. To be more exact, [I]when people complain about the liberty launcher.[/I] Look at the demonstration video. [video=youtube;WLWm0enOoNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWm0enOoNs[/video] It seems like there really isn't more than a minor difference, just like the jag. Especially at close range, that's like a 0.02 second difference there. I'm detecting there's something I'm missing. Would someone kindly explain to me what it is?[/QUOTE] I always see bad soldiers standing still and spamming this weapon, and it's really annoying to deal with because even if you dodge the rocket, it moves so fast that you'll probably still get hit by the splash damage.

I hate it when my spray goes [b]behind[/b] a very disturbing spray I was trying to cover.

[QUOTE=Killajax;35989882]I hate it when my spray goes [b]behind[/b] a very disturbing spray I was trying to cover.[/QUOTE] Well from what I've learnt, the order of sprays sprayed chooses the layering. Pretty much if for example if someone places Spray A somewhere for the first time, then you place Spray B, your spray will always display on top of his. So if you place your spray up somewhere in the server, even before the offender has joined the game, his spray will always outspray your one if you try to cover it up.