Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;35988503]What even is the point of that fdsfsfaffadsad [editline]17th May 2012[/editline] Hey, every second counts.[/QUOTE] The stethoscope painted the Value of Teamwork is a result of me thinking it's too bright and needs to be toned down a little. Red, Blu team versions of the unpainted Surgeon's Stethoscope: [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8d/RED_Surgeon%27s_Stethoscope.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/31/BLU_Surgeon%27s_Stethoscope.png[/IMG] Painted Value of Teamwork: [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6a/Painted_Surgeon%27s_Stethoscope_803020.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1b/Painted_Surgeon%27s_Stethoscope_256D8D.png[/IMG] (Sorry about the stretch) With me, paint has to be perfect, because if it's not, it's there forever, and that makes me unhappy. The procedure mask? See ryfry's answer, and your retort was kind of irrelevant because I'm pairing it with a white mountain cap, and it would match pretty badly. It's just my opinion, anyways. And hey, [I]if I think it looks good, that's my right to think so.[/I] (Haven't we been here before?) Also, about the liberty launcher, [I]I've never had any of the problems you guys have listed here.[/I] I don't know... [B]Edit[/B] Speaking of opinions... [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/d6/Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png/250px-Physician%27s_Procedure_Mask.png[/IMG] I'm not sure it matches so superbly. There's something about it that just seems off to me, but, like I said, that's just an opinion of mine.

I'm 100% sure someone already mentioned this, but... When you do something worthy of a Saxxy and replays are disabled on that server. I need to find a good server.

[QUOTE=Onule;35992995]I'm 100% sure someone already mentioned this, but... When you do something worthy of a Saxxy and replays are disabled on that server. I need to find a good server.[/QUOTE] Even worse when replay for some reason fails to download or becomes corrupted.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;35976176]An admins job is to enforce the rules, and sometimes you need unique tools to do so.[/QUOTE] on my hale server this kid thought he was above the law with his voice that sounded like a little girl getting hit in the neck with a branding iron anyway, i would spawn pumpkins in front of him whereever he went, and sometimes i trapped him in pumpkins it was fun, i hope i find more people like this [editline]17th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Onule;35992995]I'm 100% sure someone already mentioned this, but... When you do something worthy of a Saxxy and replays are disabled on that server. I need to find a good server.[/QUOTE] my server is hale & arena hybrid, and im going to enable replays if that is your thing IP is 108.166.187.57:27035 - JNR Square

I tried to get the Stethoscope the day it was added ingame. Some guy wanted a TS bills + regular Bills for one. I then ended uncrafting it, but now I need black paint, which is really fucking expensive. Why do I want black paint? [t]http://cdn.tf2weapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/team-fortress-2-meet-the-medic.jpg[/t] Because I like TF2's beta graphics, and I want my stethos to at least look like it.

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35994423]I tried to get the Stethoscope the day it was added ingame. Some guy wanted a TS bills + regular Bills for one. I then ended uncrafting it, but now I need black paint, which is really fucking expensive. Why do I want black paint? [t]http://cdn.tf2weapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/team-fortress-2-meet-the-medic.jpg[/t] Because I like TF2's beta graphics, and I want my stethos to at least look like it.[/QUOTE] you won't even be able to see it very well

[QUOTE=Insane516;35994439]you won't even be able to see it very well[/QUOTE] I know, because black on white is so hard to see.

[QUOTE=Crash15;35973873]Welp, (sort of) broke my mouse in rage because of how much this little cunt on my favorite server was like. He used pan and soda popper and wouldn't shut the fuck up about how the soda popper required skill. Every fucking goddamn time he killed me he did schadenfreude. I am so fucking angry I want to hurt things I want to FUCKING SLAP the person who put the soda popper in this goddamn game oh, and the same person that was using the soda popper had the audacity to tell me "Maybe you should get better at this game and then you won't get mad" [B]OH MY FUCKING GOD I WILL FIND THIS LITTLE FFFFFFF FBFFJAHFJKDHaksdgkasjyhdad[/B][/QUOTE] sounds like you're a fucking spaz tbh

[QUOTE=Fillmore;35994423]I tried to get the Stethoscope the day it was added ingame. Some guy wanted a TS bills + regular Bills for one. I then ended uncrafting it, but now I need black paint, which is really fucking expensive. Why do I want black paint? [t]http://cdn.tf2weapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/team-fortress-2-meet-the-medic.jpg[/t] Because I like TF2's beta graphics, and I want my stethos to at least look like it.[/QUOTE] What about After Eight? it's black-ish without totally devoiding the colour looking like a black-hole-in-a-can. OT: Jump happy scouts. I have nothing against scouts but this once, a scouts was jumping around EVERYWHERE. No one could kill him, but also he would take tiny nicks out of us at the same time as his aim sucked, he was essentially a mosquito. Best moment of it all? a solly was rocket jumping with mantreads around the map and just happened to land on him. It was a beautiful rage quit like no other...

[QUOTE=Suttles;35946810]oh my fucking god cunt traders >666 sharp dresser >guy offered a bills +3 keys >considers > I offer a lvl ZERO natascha + VOT bills >he calls it super low >I offer strange festive bat + vot bills >>sorry, i was offered 2 bills >a strange festive bat is 15 keys... >sorry, you need to sell the bat for 15 keys and add 5 keys and its a deal fuck. Off. The craft number doesn't show in game. I've got every #666 weapon I own for 3 keys or less The weapon doesn't even have the crafters name...[/QUOTE] Meanwhile, in Africa.

Well, here's my wall of text I guess. So a week or so back, I was playing on Jerma's server when suddenly screaming noises. Very loud, distorted and clipped screaming noises. Turns out there was a player named "GABEN" emmiting the noises. Not even through his mic, actual ingame sounds you can't mute. So I watch this guy for a while, only to see him zoom past everything and everyone in a blink, magically headshotting, backstabbing and minigunning everyone on the other team. So everyone just has the natural reaction of "oh no, it's a hacker!", but we can't do anything since the server didn't have voteban or kick. He then goes on and on about how he's best friends with a super leet hacker, and how he's never going to get VAC banned because he has a private hack with modified bytes to fool VAC, because it's very easy. I then just say to him that it isn't, and he'll get banned in just a matter of time. He then goes on and on about how he understands about computer hacking and blah blah blah while he massacres everyone. I just drop off the server and send a message to Jerma reporting him, and go on my way to school. So anyways, after some time I go play TF2 again only to get this guy stalk and spam the hell out of me being all "LOL UMAD? YNOVACBAN? I'M SO GOOD YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SKILLS". And now, he's going around spamming how I'm a scammer and hacker on rep sites and whatnot. And the most annoying part is how obvious he makes that he's a hacker, but he gets nothing for it. Seriously, look at these: [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578956129107474568/4687B001D1D19A84D5361AD47A1CE8A560BD7376/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/506893428793640503/3128C0BF79CCD9684A96D5D8C9088F9E0B6096D8/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576703042474203532/12FF2A553D97029F5C5F0BE62C2749380623A4F1/[/t]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;35998024]Meanwhile, in Africa.[/QUOTE] Eh. hats are more important

[QUOTE=Samuka97;35999618]:words: and pictures[/QUOTE] Clearly he has no idea how VAC banning even works.

I hate when I'm playing medic and it feels like nobody is trying to protect me. I don't expect them to always be watching me, but when you see a scout shoving his scattergun in my face please stop aiming at the soldier across the map and help me out here.

[QUOTE=LeeMelvin;36001598]I hate when I'm playing medic and it feels like nobody is trying to protect me. I don't expect them to always be watching me, but when you see a scout shoving his scattergun in my face please stop aiming at the soldier across the map and help me out here.[/QUOTE] This is why I learned how to use the needlegun correctly.

The people who insist that items with "crafted by" text are dirty items. I mean come on, you can [i]remove it[/i] with a few clicks so I really don't get that.

Yesterday I played spy and pretty much ended a team of competent people on a serious no-crit server. F6. Memory cannot be read. Or something like that. It's not like I spent an hour admiring that message.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/vp1I[/IMG] And so, after decades of searching, I found one. 10 scarp. Neat.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;36004509][IMG]http://puu.sh/vp1I[/IMG][/QUOTE] I've got some metal on me if you want me to scrap bank a bit of it.

[QUOTE=Jesp;36003502]The people who insist that items with "crafted by" text are dirty items. I mean come on, you can [i]remove it[/i] with a few clicks so I really don't get that.[/QUOTE] B-b-but the [I]CRAAAAFT NUMBERS[/I] that you don't even see ingame! T-t-they're dirty!

This fucker. [IMG]http://puu.sh/vpzq[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;36005169]This fucker. [IMG]http://puu.sh/vpzq[/IMG][/QUOTE] Well, Shadiko never accepted that orange batters helmet I won in that raffle meant for him, so...

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36005185]Well, Shadiko never accepted that orange batters helmet I won in that raffle meant for him, so...[/QUOTE] I love you so much.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;36005169]This fucker. [IMG]http://puu.sh/vpzq[/IMG][/QUOTE] Mann Co. Orange is rare? I got one for two reclaimed like a month or two ago. I painted my Charmer's Chapeau because it was vaguely similar to an old logo of my local sports team. [t]http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/7/176/full/1041.gif[/t] I just painted it Mann's Mint, though, it looks great.

Why do i suck so much at the Soldier class?!

[QUOTE=Jesp;36003502]The people who insist that items with "crafted by" text are dirty items. I mean come on, you can [i]remove it[/i] with a few clicks so I really don't get that.[/QUOTE] I honestly prefer it. [editline]18th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Lufttygger306;36006801]Why do i suck so much at the Soldier [/quote] I have mouse 2 binded to make me jump, crouch, and shoot. REALLY helps play him, especially with gunboats.

[QUOTE=Suttles;36006827]I honestly prefer it. [editline]18th May 2012[/editline] I have mouse 2 binded to make me jump, crouch, and shoot. REALLY helps play him, especially with gunboats.[/QUOTE] Do share this script for rocket jumping.

How fucking overpowered the equalizer is. EQUALIZER STATS (+) Ups movement speed and attack damage for health lost (+) Medics can't heal you while equipped, because that's what you [I]fucking want it to do[/I] (+) +90% crit rate at less than 50 health for some reason (+) +300% range at less than 50 health (--) Won't let you get Trench Warfare I actually use the shovel (and shotgun for the Engineer, instead of the pomson) just because I feel so damn cheap using the equalizer (and pomson). [sp]That won't stop me from using the Soda Popper somehow.[/sp]

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When I go to dick around on a Valve server with a friend and it's basically ruined by a hacker. Luckily some guy managed to report him, despite the fact that he was changing names constantly he would occasionally switch to one that didn't show up on anyone else in the server. He didn't appear to be an alt either since he had a couple of strange weapons and a Bills hat.