Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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Ϟ Trixxter: yes?
Jesusinho: hi
Jesusinho: hey friend
Jesusinho: you sell your miscs and bmco?
Ϟ Trixxter: err no
Jesusinho: what?
Jesusinho: why no
Ϟ Trixxter: because they're mine
Jesusinho: im buying hats and miscs and paints
Jesusinho: and you got a bmco
Ϟ Trixxter: well unless you're paying very well, its a no
Jesusinho: you dont want trade your bmco?
Ϟ Trixxter: how much are you offering
Jesusinho: for him?
Jesusinho: i need know the price of it
Ϟ Trixxter: ..so you dont even know the prices yet you want to buy them
Jesusinho: yes
Jesusinho: sorry,i forgot
Ϟ Trixxter: the BMOC alone is 10 keys
Jesusinho added Saxton Hale Mask
Jesusinho: acept that xD ?
He then proceeded to abuse me non stop in the server over the mic to either give him my BMOC or trade it for a saxton hale mask. Eventually 5 mins in (well after I muted him) he was perma-banned. Still pretty annoying though, I ain't selling my sexy spy outfit. (Bmoc, white spats + Dr Whoa)
I hate how little kids say "dont kill me plz, im freidnly" on Arena (Saxton Hale) and then rage when you do kill them.
Saying "dont kill me" isnt going to help you at all
[QUOTE=Digivee;36190533]I hate how little kids say "dont kill me plz, im freidnly" on Arena (Saxton Hale) and then rage when you do kill them.
Saying "dont kill me" isnt going to help you at all[/QUOTE]
"Plz"
Full stop.
"Oh I'm poor and can't afford anything, can I have your weapons PLZ, I want your attention but can't be bothered typing out a few more letters."
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qJzr0.gif[/IMG]
[b]Peeve #1:[/b] Lazy Engineers who leave their Dispensers right at the spawns.
They sit there with their Sentries, which also happen to be at the spawns expecting every Harry Heavy and Sally Spy to waltz by dead. Clearly, the concept of placing Dispensers somewhere useful is out of the question.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;36190668][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qJzr0.gif[/IMG]
[b]Peeve #1:[/b] Lazy Engineers who leave their Dispensers right at the spawns.
They sit there with their Sentries, which also happen to be at the spawns expecting every [B]Harry Heavy[/B] and [B]Sally Spy[/B] to waltz by dead. Clearly, the concept of placing Dispensers somewhere useful is out of the question.[/QUOTE]
I love you
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;36194951]Whenever someone is on the final point, no-one thinks it's a good idea to stand on the point. Instead they just stand still and shoot from he other side of the map.[/QUOTE]
Oh no! Enemy team is on point! It's okay! I'll just reload my stickybomb launcher while they cap. Wait! I'll just spam grenades! How did they dodge it! Well, as a powerhouse of melee, how will I do this! I know! I'll get into a position where I might be able to taunt kill them around a corner! LOL!
Every tiem.
loadout
the fucking loadout going down
Oh, you want to use your damn weapons that counter that guy's phlog or stupid-ass frying pan?
"Fuck you! You don't get jack shit, use default faggot"
Waiting for meet the pyro.
Just...IT'S TIME, IT'S DONE.
WHY CAN'T WE SEE IT?!
Standing infront of a friendly pyro whilst on fire and he doesn't put me out.
Same for snipers holding jarate.
I hate how someone on fire will show up nearly every time right after I throw my Jarate.
The way I still don't have an unusual and probably never will. I've been both trading and begging my ass of (From generous and rich people) to get my grubby hands on the cheapest unusual tier on my favourite hat, wich would be the Swagman.
I had a trade, and I was 5 keys back from the offer but I could loan them from some guys and suddenly the guy changes the price to so much more, so someone else would've bought it before I was even remotely close to it.
Soldiers, if you want to piss off your Medic sufficiently do the following:
- Lead your Medic into danger intentionally.
- Rocket jump away when your Medic is defenseless or pops an Uber. Bonus points if you've been harassing your Medic for a heal.
- Fail to notice that a Demoknight is harassing your Medic and do the above.
- Pull out your Equaliser and pick up a medkit even when your Medic is healing you ... and is on fire.
I've had a bad day being the doc.
[QUOTE=Comrade Lurker;36206736]Soldiers, if you want to piss off your Medic sufficiently do the following:
- Lead your Medic into danger intentionally.
- Rocket jump away when your Medic is defenseless or pops an Uber. Bonus points if you've been harassing your Medic for a heal.
- Fail to notice that a Demoknight is harassing your Medic and do the above.
- Pull out your Equaliser and pick up a medkit even when your Medic is healing you ... and is on fire.
I've had a bad day being the doc.[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it, Another one of my favourites is when during arena when I am supposed to be overhealing everyone in the pre-round countdown the demos and soliders all rocket/sticky jump too the front and demand I fix their stupid wounds instead of doing my job.
[QUOTE=Comrade Lurker;36206736]Soldiers, if you want to piss off your Medic sufficiently do the following:
- Lead your Medic into danger intentionally.
- Rocket jump away when your Medic is defenseless or pops an Uber. Bonus points if you've been harassing your Medic for a heal.
- Fail to notice that a Demoknight is harassing your Medic and do the above.
- Pull out your Equaliser and pick up a medkit even when your Medic is healing you ... and is on fire.
I've had a bad day being the doc.[/QUOTE]
The first point, it's really the medic's fault if he follows the soldier into dangerous areas. I just heal someone else if my pocket does stupid shit like that.
[QUOTE=Crash15;36202963]loadout
the fucking loadout going down
Oh, you want to use your damn weapons that counter that guy's phlog or stupid-ass frying pan?
"Fuck you! You don't get jack shit, use default faggot"[/QUOTE]
"ert's a gerd thin dat defuolt ids de best loadout ehueuheueh ged on my lebel scrub".
I play on a randomizer server and spawn as a demoman with crossbow and kukri.
I meet an ennemie engineer carrying a building and I start shooting weak arrows at him.
He dump his building, revealing a sentry, so I start hurting the sentry with the kukri (thinking he can't repair it since spawning as an engie + wrench is really rare).
I see that what he was carrying is not a simple lvl1 sentry, but an actual lvl 3, I realize he actually has a wrench.
We both circle his sentry, me hurting it and him repairing it during the building phase.
The lvl3 building phase is almost over and I realize I have no chance to get the sentry before it finish building, so I jump on top of it and start doing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTs6cuW0aAg"]this[/URL], thinking I will last a few second before failing.
It actually works and I keep doing it for like 15 second, the engineer still repairing his sentry while I hit it.
He runs out of metal and flee while I finally destroy his sentry.
I save a replay, only to see this when opening it :
[IMG]http://uppix.net/4/0/a/799b053738f46e61a5f8fd3b48581.png[/IMG]
I've got plenty of useless replay with no problem, and the only one that I plan on doing a video of it won't load.
I'll gladly give a hat or something to whoever finds a way to fix it.
Team mates staying between me and my sentry while it's coming under fire and I'm trying to repair it.
To be fair, it's not really a bad thing on their part, but it still annoys me when I'm trying to whack my sentry, and a soldier's butt is blocking the way.
[QUOTE=LPG55;36209664]I play on a randomizer server and spawn as a demoman with crossbow and kukri.
I meet an ennemie engineer carrying a building and I start shooting weak arrows at him.
He dump his building, revealing a sentry, so I start hurting the sentry with the kukri (thinking he can't repair it since spawning as an engie + wrench is really rare).
I see that what he was carrying is not a simple lvl1 sentry, but an actual lvl 3, I realize he actually has a wrench.
We both circle his sentry, me hurting it and him repairing it during the building phase.
The lvl3 building phase is almost over and I realize I have no chance to get the sentry before it finish building, so I jump on top of it and start doing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTs6cuW0aAg"]this[/URL], thinking I will last a few second before failing.
It actually works and I keep doing it for like 15 second, the engineer still repairing his sentry while I hit it.
He runs out of metal and flee while I finally destroy his sentry.
I save a replay, only to see this when opening it :
[IMG]http://uppix.net/4/0/a/799b053738f46e61a5f8fd3b48581.png[/IMG]
I've got plenty of useless replay with no problem, and the only one that I plan on doing a video of it won't load.
I'll gladly give a hat or something to whoever finds a way to fix it.[/QUOTE]
Sneak into the Valve headquarters, steal all the hats on the hat wall and put a big "Loadout not available" sign. Maybe you won't get your replay back but at least they'll regret putting a broken feature in the game.
Start playing with a new mouse (rather old mouse as new mouse was a piece of shit I used for far too long after realizing it was a piece of shit), sensitivity allllll screwy.
Go into tr_walkway to fine tune, ramp kills everything for some reason :p
Now that my sens is squared away this old thing's tracking is smooth as buttered silk.
Intellimouse, I'll never love another (until that new Intellimouse arrives in the mail with less loose buttons).
[QUOTE=Hatley;36210533]The ramp at the end? It's meant to kill everything.[/QUOTE]
The ramp in the middle, the adjustable one. It usually kills things when it's moving but it's stationary, right now.
The ramp at the end? It's meant to kill everything.
Anyone with the gall to be self promoting and braggy with a pocket medic glued to their side.
We don't care if you're going huntsman sniper and that shit's 2 E Z, you've still got your boyfriend tagging along for the ride.
and youre letting him get killed a lot you are a bad friend
I hate the "Lose all ability to aim when ubered"-syndrome.
It's just so [i]emberassing[/i]
I remember reading somewhere that the insane turns with the targe was intended to be normal functionality for the Booties and the glitch that allowed you to perform it on certain devices would be fixed, yet neither actually happen. It annoys me even more when people think that the booties' attribute actually works "but very slightly" when this isn't true at all because the attribute does jack shit even when you jack it up to 2000% control.
[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;36186812][img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577831962936921574/FBE94B609310FA52BBD7A4B7C26F012527A14964/[/img_thumb]
casuals.[/QUOTE]
I used to put my viewmodels upside down
its like viewmodel 300 iirc.
[QUOTE=Jesp;36220576]I hate the "Lose all ability to aim when ubered"-syndrome.
It's just so [i]emberassing[/i][/QUOTE]
This doesn't happen if the medics would TELL me that they were gonna uber me so i could tell them I would reload and mentally prepare myself for the gift I was about to receive. BUT NO. They just pop the uber on the first soldier/demo/heavy they see up all of a sudden, without warning.
Here's something that i hate, The Bazaar Bargain.
I dont really hate it but i hate using it, for some reason whenever i use it my aim turns even shittier than with the default sniper rifle,
i usually only get around 4 headshots each round [sp]more if im lucky[/sp] with the Bazaar Bargain, but with the default sniper? 10, i dont really know why but the hitboxes feel diffrent whenever i use the Bazaar Bargain.
I can't use tf2r. When I first tried it, I entered a couple of raffles and raffled off a few spare items. 5 minutes after I put up the raffle, I was banned for trolling. I don't even know what I did wrong.
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