Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

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how the only sv_pure 0 server is a pony server that is always full and has terrible map rotation and everyone whines about crits and pyros and has quake sounds [QUOTE][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f9snmMdK1r4yjp6o1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

how if I try to get a market gardener kill NO ONE DIES but if anyone else tries to get a kill with it, they get handed like 6 kills in one life

Go on the old TF2 Outpost for a good look around. Ooh, someone has a wanga prick, looks lovely. Oh. It's level 69. Uh, okay, let's check the offers :) 2 rec? Ooh that's pretty good. Oh, the OP payed a key for it. Uh, silly but. Oh OP wants more than he payed for it. Well now. :) And then I played Portal 2 out of sheer rage and disbelief. [editline]11th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Crash15;36279203]how if I try to get a market gardener kill NO ONE DIES but if anyone else tries to get a kill with it, they get handed like 6 kills in one life[/QUOTE] I was playing on Hightower (aka generic market gardener station) and kept getting all my kills stolen by spies, seconds before swinging. JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR ME. PLEASE.

Trying to get a nice looking Solly Unusual to stick with for good, and the vast majority are over priced, unaffordable or retardedly themed. /firstworldproblem

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[QUOTE=Spectre1406;36281783]Medics healing Engineers.[/QUOTE] As long as they're not being pocketed it's fine. Every class deserves overheals, no matter what they're doing.

To a very minor degree, Quick fix medics. I don't have a problem with the fix overall, but it brings a mildly disappointed frown to my face when a medic starts healing me even though I'm at full hp and he cant overheal me.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;36281783]Medics healing Engineers.[/QUOTE] I dunno, i like kritzing Snipers and Engies if they know how to shoot, much more deadly than a kritz'd soldier in loadsa cases.

Getting overwhelmed and killed by a retard doing something so retarded I didn't expect it and couldn't counter it. This shit is more common than you might think, for instance I'm playing arena when suddenly a W + M1 with the backburner comes charging in a straight line towards me while I'm healing a heavy, naturally I put the heavy between me and him and warn the heavy who promptly spins around and begins shooting, but the retards retardation and 'run in a straight line directly at the medic' strategy ensured I died anyway despite him only dying a micro instant before me It's mainly their complete lack of survival instincts that fuck with me, they are like zombies and don't stop coming till one of you dies.

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36282333]To a very minor degree, Quick fix medics. I don't have a problem with the fix overall, but it brings a mildly disappointed frown to my face when a medic starts healing me even though I'm at full hp and he cant overheal me.[/QUOTE] I hate QF Medics on Offense. Makes all of us who know how to actually use the QF look bad.

[QUOTE=Motherfuckers;36282392]Getting overwhelmed and killed by a retard doing something so retarded I didn't expect it and couldn't counter it. This shit is more common than you might think, for instance I'm playing arena when suddenly a W + M1 with the backburner comes charging in a straight line towards me while I'm healing a heavy, naturally I put the heavy between me and him and warn the heavy who promptly spins around and begins shooting, but the retards retardation and 'run in a straight line directly at the medic' strategy ensured I died anyway despite him only dying a micro instant before me It's mainly their complete lack of survival instincts that fuck with me, they are like zombies and don't stop coming till one of you dies.[/QUOTE] Zombie is right. Like the pyros that run at other pyros, all the while holding that M1 down. No matter how much lead you pump into them, no matter how far away you airblast them. They. Just. Keep. Running.

I really can't stand Pyros who just hold mouse 1 against other Pyros.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;36281783]Medics healing Engineers.[/QUOTE] Engie gets shot. becasue he isn't there to repair it all his shit goes down. enemy team's pyros/scouts can now rush in. congrats you just got pushed back because you didn't heal an engie.

Overhead is maintained by dispensers, so overhealing an engineer can help him defend his sentry against concentrated attacks.

[QUOTE=Demon!;36282465]I really can't stand Pyros who just hold mouse 1 against other Pyros.[/QUOTE] why I almost always win in pyro fights.

I've been playing a ton of medic recently, and with it I have developed a brand new set of hatreds that I cannot contain. People who get buttmad over me not healing them and their subsequent deaths within that space of a few microinstants where I didn't. As a medic I am designated team mom, destined to fret over your petty boo boos and give you a packed overheal so you can rocketjump it away like an idiot, but when real fighting happens, and the enemy team is pouring fire on us, guess who isn't getting healed! It's the fucking spy at the back who isn't currently having rockets pounded into his face. Rocket Jumping, Nothing is more of a fuck you than finding yourself alone and surrounded by scouts because your soldier decided to fly the fuck away like the shittiest super hero and leave you to blutz your way out of a scattergun melee with six spastics suffering from redbull addiction People who once they start getting healed immediately round the corner and get turned into chunky fucking salsa because they didn't wait till they were overhealed, props for effort but I can't fucking reanimate the dead! yet... People who brag after kills despite their continued survival being entirely my will, if I had not stuck that kritkreig up their asses and pulled the uber trigger they would have died lamely and been laughed at for several minutes, generally it's enough to make me instantly swap teams when I read "YOU MAD?"

I certainly hope I'm not the only one slightly annoyed by this, but it seems like every server I join has sprays disabled. What's even more annoying is when the server has it so that you can show your spray, but only you can see it.

[QUOTE=Motherfuckers;36282590]I've been playing a ton of medic recently, and with it I have developed a brand new set of hatreds that I cannot contain. People who get buttmad over me not healing them and their subsequent deaths within that space of a few microinstants where I didn't. As a medic I am designated team mom, destined to fret over your petty boo boos and give you a packed overheal so you can rocketjump it away like an idiot, but when real fighting happens, and the enemy team is pouring fire on us, guess who isn't getting healed! It's the fucking spy at the back who isn't currently having rockets pounded into his face. Rocket Jumping, Nothing is more of a fuck you than finding yourself alone and surrounded by scouts because your soldier decided to fly the fuck away like the shittiest super hero and leave you to blutz your way out of a scattergun melee with six spastics suffering from redbull addiction People who once they start getting healed immediately round the corner and get turned into chunky fucking salsa because they didn't wait till they were overhealed, props for effort but I can't fucking reanimate the dead! yet... People who brag after kills despite their continued survival being entirely my will, if I had not stuck that kritkreig up their asses and pulled the uber trigger they would have died lamely and been laughed at for several minutes, generally it's enough to make me instantly swap teams when I read "YOU MAD?"[/QUOTE] knowallthosefeelsman. Go easy on the third one though sometimes. One time on Egypt, there were about 4 BLUs on the final point capping it, so I jumped down straight away, managed to kill a few of them but couldn't take them all (as pyro). No one else was on point, just standing around shooting from a distance, so we lost. After the match, a medic started yelling at me for not waiting for the uber. Oh I'm sorry, you get that Ubercharge from 0 to 100 percent in less than 3 seconds, yeah. Long story short, don't become a hateful medic :)

Server Name: Server that's almost always full with people fighting for auto-retry joins Map: *Your favourite map* Latency: 54 Players 24/24 .......Name...............Score......Time Some Sneaky Fuck.......0...........[B]12s[/B] Someone....................12.......8m 40s Someone....................24.......22m 12s Someone....................8.........40m 8s Someone....................14......1h 8m 40s (etc etc) Those guys who just join a few seconds before you click Connect

[QUOTE=Cape;36282828]knowallthosefeelsman. Go easy on the third one though sometimes. One time on Egypt, there were about 4 BLUs on the final point capping it, so I jumped down straight away, managed to kill a few of them but couldn't take them all (as pyro). No one else was on point, just standing around shooting from a distance, so we lost. After the match, a medic started yelling at me for not waiting for the uber. Oh I'm sorry, you get that Ubercharge from 0 to 100 percent in less than 3 seconds, yeah. Long story short, don't become a hateful medic :)[/QUOTE] Not for uber. it is when a dude runs back from the front lines, sees my heal beam on him and runs back into the fray without actually getting fully healed, than dies, leaving me down one dude.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;36282990]Server Name: Server that's almost always full with people fighting for auto-retry joins Map: *Your favourite map* Latency: 54 Players 24/24 .......Name...............Score......Time Some Sneaky Fuck.......0...........[B]12s[/B] Someone....................12.......8m 40s Someone....................24.......22m 12s Someone....................8.........40m 8s Someone....................14......1h 8m 40s (etc etc) Those guys who just join a few seconds before you click Connect[/QUOTE] More like Someone....................0......1h 8m 40s Someone....................0......5h 21m 48s Fuck that.

[QUOTE=Demon!;36282465]I really can't stand Pyros who just hold mouse 1 against other Pyros.[/QUOTE] Well in some situations it's all we have. I use a flare gun so that vs a pyro is very ineffective compared to holding M1 and praying he doesn't outlive me.

When i'm playing engie on cap2 on stage 2 and dustbowl and everyone is busy playing "Capture the tunnel" when there is a demoman standing behind the rocks spamming at my sentry. Also on the same cap where the whole team buggers off and gets annoyed when we loose because a lone engineer couldn't hold off against two ubercharged demo men.

I hate the way bots react to attacks and aiming, specifically these points : -Syringe gun bots are extremely accurate -Pistol scouts are also extremely accurate -On medieval, or melee in general, bots tend to just sit around in limbo. However, if they actually come to point where they notice you, they hit you the MOMENT you come in melee range, making it almost impossible to hit them without taking a hit.

I keep finding servers with stupid rules like 'no healing snipers' seriously, what I wasn't aware this was pr0 mlg headshotz fortress

[QUOTE=Killajax;36283817]I hate the way bots react to attacks and aiming, specifically these points : -Syringe gun bots are extremely accurate -Pistol scouts are also extremely accurate -On medieval, or melee in general, bots tend to just sit around in limbo. However, if they actually come to point where they notice you, they hit you the MOMENT you come in melee range, making it almost impossible to hit them without taking a hit.[/QUOTE] I can just imagine the pain of being instantly killed by a soldier, demo and heavy all synchronized meleeing you.

God FUCKING damnit. Fucking scouts when I'm a medic. You motherfucker, you keep pressing "E" why are you running away? Do you want me to play a game of fucking hide and seek? I leave the large group of soldiers, demoman and pyros for you to RUN THE FUCK AWAY LIKE I'M CARRYING THE PLAGUE? FUCK. SCOUTS.

[QUOTE=Killajax;36283817]-On medieval, or melee in general, bots tend to just sit around in limbo. However, if they actually come to point where they notice you, they hit you the MOMENT you come in melee range, making it almost impossible to hit them without taking a hit.[/QUOTE] What makes this worse is that medics try to "pocket" teammates, even though they can't use their Medi Gun, so you end up facing a guaranteed cluster of a soldier and his two unnaturally placed "pockets". Also joining a sever playing an unpopular map which looks like it has players, but after a couple of minutes, not realizing they had left because they had been replaced by bots.

snipers who spam medic you dopey fucking cunt, i gave you a jolt of overheal because i need to build up my uber, i am NOt helping you SMG-rush the enemy.