Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Motherfuckers;36282392]Getting overwhelmed and killed by a retard doing something so retarded I didn't expect it and couldn't counter it. This shit is more common than you might think, for instance I'm playing arena when suddenly a W + M1 with the backburner comes charging in a straight line towards me while I'm healing a heavy, naturally I put the heavy between me and him and warn the heavy who promptly spins around and begins shooting, but the retards retardation and 'run in a straight line directly at the medic' strategy ensured I died anyway despite him only dying a micro instant before me It's mainly their complete lack of survival instincts that fuck with me, they are like zombies and don't stop coming till one of you dies.[/QUOTE] When I know I don't stand a chance against a Medic+Whatever combo, I often resort this. Fuck the soldier shooting me, I'll kill that medic, whatever happens. My death is ensured, but if I drag the medic down with me, my team can kill whoever they healed.

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;36283687]More like Someone....................0......1h 8m 40s Someone....................0......5h 21m 48s Fuck that.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iN8KE.jpg[/IMG] This guy here was playing for 12 hours non-stop on the same server, so if anyone can beat him on that, I will go nuts (oh, and this server kicks idlers, just so you know) Edit: Also, a sidenote, this screenshot was uploaded on my steam profile the same day it was taken, Mar 27, 2012 @ 7:26pm [editline]11th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Killajax;36283817]I hate the way bots react to attacks and aiming, specifically these points : -Syringe gun bots are extremely accurate -Pistol scouts are also extremely accurate -On medieval, or melee in general, bots tend to just sit around in limbo. However, if they actually come to point where they notice you, they hit you the MOMENT you come in melee range, making it almost impossible to hit them without taking a hit.[/QUOTE] Don't forget -Scout bots are the only existing ones who actually shoot a sentry with their pistols If you don't have a Wrangler, this will be really annoying since your teammate bots are blind and never see the scout, except the EXACT time when your sentry explodes

[QUOTE=Demon!;36282465]I really can't stand Pyros who just hold mouse 1 against other Pyros.[/QUOTE] Sometimes, I don't react fast enough to switch to my shotgun when I'm up against a Pyro. Especially if they're right there in front of you, just rounding an tightly enclosed corner. I'm instantly in flame range and I can't airblast them back. Thankfully, most W+M1 pyros run at me while I run backwards with my flames. [editline]12th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Motherfuckers;36282590]I've been playing a ton of medic recently, and with it I have developed a brand new set of hatreds that I cannot contain. People who get buttmad over me not healing them and their subsequent deaths within that space of a few microinstants where I didn't. As a medic I am designated team mom, destined to fret over your petty boo boos and give you a packed overheal so you can rocketjump it away like an idiot, but when real fighting happens, and the enemy team is pouring fire on us, guess who isn't getting healed! It's the fucking spy at the back who isn't currently having rockets pounded into his face. Rocket Jumping, Nothing is more of a fuck you than finding yourself alone and surrounded by scouts because your soldier decided to fly the fuck away like the shittiest super hero and leave you to blutz your way out of a scattergun melee with six spastics suffering from redbull addiction People who once they start getting healed immediately round the corner and get turned into chunky fucking salsa because they didn't wait till they were overhealed, props for effort but I can't fucking reanimate the dead! yet... People who brag after kills despite their continued survival being entirely my will, if I had not stuck that kritkreig up their asses and pulled the uber trigger they would have died lamely and been laughed at for several minutes, generally it's enough to make me instantly swap teams when I read "YOU MAD?"[/QUOTE] I like to apologize dramatically to those who I wasn't able to save. As far as rocket jumping goes, usually for me, people just ask for a quick overheal so they can rocket jump.

I'm starting to get sick of this "Selling as a set" business. Not only do they never get sold because the only people that want to buy them won't or can't buy the whole set, but they drastically increase the price, when in the real world economy, buying sets as opposed to buying separately reduces the price. All I want are the G. Shogun weapons, and I'm paying more than enough for them. But I can't get it because they can't break their precious set up.

dude has 12 hp left. sees me (medic) goes to resupply. give me back my uber points. how about that asshole scout coming out of nowhere and takes your healthpack while youre on fire? now you have to stand in the corner and get high off of your kritz.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;36287801]I'm starting to get sick of this "Selling as a set" business. Not only do they never get sold because the only people that want to buy them won't or can't buy the whole set, but they drastically increase the price, when in the real world economy, buying sets as opposed to buying separately reduces the price. [/QUOTE] 200000x This. Sweet jesus. I can't buy a simple Col Roule on the outpost because everyone either has it painted and is looking for huge prices, even though I just want an unpainted one, and everyone else is selling it as a set. I saw someone selling a sniper set, and ONLY as a set, and it had a genuine scarf with it. HOW DOES THAT FIT AT ALL WITH A SOLA TOPI?

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36283832]I keep finding servers with stupid rules like 'no healing snipers' seriously, what I wasn't aware this was pr0 mlg headshotz fortress[/QUOTE] I'm not sure I'm against that, I hate when I'm mostly doing 1 v 1 with another sniper and then some medic overheals him so 150 hp doesn't do it.

What the fuck? I'm playing ugc, subbing for their old player who can't play anymore This whole fucking team was full of REALLY good people, I knew a few of them. They were pubstomping steel... One of em was really high up before, the rest were just pub stompers I've met before on servers. Fuck off, I actually wanted to play a decent game, and these pub stompers join the lower tournament.

[QUOTE=Suttles;36294589]What the fuck? I'm playing ugc, subbing for their old player who can't play anymore This whole fucking team was full of REALLY good people, I knew a few of them. They were pubstomping steel... One of em was really high up before, the rest were just pub stompers I've met before on servers. Fuck off, I actually wanted to play a decent game, and these pub stompers join the lower tournament.[/QUOTE] Have they played before in UGC before? If they're just starting they may not know the extent of their skillz. There's also a crazy amount of teams in Steel, some of them are going to be bad.

Just played some competetive TF2. It was against the kind of team where they're good enough to beat you, but not good enough to get far in the tourney. Pretty much being rude throughout the matches, and sarcastically saying GG after each round. I don't like people.

[QUOTE=mnyfrsh;36295055]Have they played before in UGC before? If they're just starting they may not know the extent of their skillz. There's also a crazy amount of teams in Steel, some of them are going to be bad.[/QUOTE] yes

[QUOTE=GastricTank;36295249]Just played some competetive TF2. It was against the kind of team where they're good enough to beat you, but not good enough to get far in the tourney. Pretty much being rude throughout the matches, and sarcastically saying GG after each round. I don't like people.[/QUOTE] How do you know it was sarcasm? It's traditional to gg no matter what, seems you're the SRS BIZ guy and not the compkids.

[QUOTE=mnyfrsh;36295873]How do you know it was sarcasm? It's traditional to gg no matter what, seems you're the SRS BIZ guy and not the compkids.[/QUOTE] I just have a sixth sense for that kinda thing.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;36296391]I just have a sixth sense for that kinda thing.[/QUOTE] Ah, woman's intuition, I see, say no more.

I hate when I see teammates making a beeline for the resupply after being merely scratched by the enemy. Woop! Got hit by a pistol shot from 5678976 miles away, better leave my team one man short so I can get that 10 hp back.

[QUOTE=Cape;36296624]I hate when I see teammates making a beeline for the resupply after being merely scratched by the enemy. Woop! Got hit by a pistol shot from 5678976 miles away, better leave my team one man short so I can get that 10 hp back.[/QUOTE] Doesn't the Pistol cause 8 DMG from a great distance and the Winger 9?

[QUOTE=brenz;36298404]Doesn't the Pistol cause 8 DMG from a great distance and the Winger 9?[/QUOTE] Something to that effect, but unless you're playing with relatively sharp scouts (a rarity due to the high amount of new players choosing scout), the likelihood of actual aiming versus holding the button down is rather different.

People who craft things they like, bonus points if they brag about it.

guys, I can't play tf2 without getting extremely angry. i'm talking about angry to the point of breaking your keyboard angry. how the fuck do I not get angry? i'm tired of trashing my room every time a heavy-medic pair (obviously friends) demolish everything. or everytime i get facestabbed. or everytime i get killed by a crit. please help, i think i might have a problem :v: EDIT: what a nice way to start a new page

[QUOTE=IcyTruth;36298737]guys, I can't play tf2 without getting extremely angry. i'm talking about angry to the point of breaking your keyboard angry. how the fuck do I not get angry? i'm tired of trashing my room every time a heavy-medic pair (obviously friends) demolish everything. or everytime i get facestabbed. or everytime i get killed by a crit. please help, i think i might have a problem :v: EDIT: what a nice way to start a new page[/QUOTE] I know how it feels man. I've been getting particularly unhappy lately, throwing the occasional something around. Either play something else, or find a fun server and muck about till you start having fun again.

I don't mind crits. We both get them so there's no reason to complain in my opinion. Especially if you connect a very tricky shot with a loch n load crit, it's very satisfying. And sure, in some situations, a crit is pretty much unavoidable but so are most spy backstabs, and I don't see too many complaints on those.

[QUOTE=L_Dawg;36298831]I don't mind crits. We both get them so there's no reason to complain in my opinion. Especially if you connect a very tricky shot with a loch n load crit, it's very satisfying. And sure, in some situations, a crit is pretty much unavoidable but so are most spy backstabs, and I don't see too many complaints on those.[/QUOTE] [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c3/Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png/100px-Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png[/img]

Getting a new item after dying. I'm not against drops or anything, it just feels like the game is patronizing me. "You died? Cheer up sport and take this Splendid Screen!" "I will murder everyone you love." EDIT: (Coincidental Splendid Screen pic above :v:)

[QUOTE=Killajax;36299411][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c3/Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png/100px-Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png[/img][/QUOTE] You do realize that with Charging Targe you can do the same thing with Splendid Screen as well...Except that the Targe doesn't deal damage unless the bar is red.

[QUOTE=Razi The Red;36299528]Getting a new item after dying. I'm not against drops or anything, it just feels like the game is patronizing me. "You died? Cheer up sport and take this Splendid Screen!" "I will murder everyone you love." EDIT: (Coincidental Splendid Screen pic above :v:)[/QUOTE] But what if you drop something like a hat? Or a taunt? The game must feel really bad about generating that crocket in that one specific spot when you had 99% uber. [I]And it [B]should.[/B][/I]

[QUOTE=KenjiKusanagi;36299543]You do realize that with Charging Targe you can do the same thing with Splendid Screen as well...Except that the Targe doesn't deal damage unless the bar is red.[/QUOTE] I think he's talking about how the screen will give you a free melee crit no matter how far you charge.

[QUOTE=Killajax;36299411][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c3/Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png/100px-Item_icon_Splendid_Screen.png[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f1/Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png/100px-Item_icon_Soda_Popper.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7OQ60.png[/IMG] Because I didn't want to watch that replay or anything.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;36299588]I think he's talking about how the screen will give you a free melee crit no matter how far you charge.[/QUOTE] That also happens with Charging Targe you know.

I hate when people, in the middle of a battle, go "HURR DURR I BE FRENDLI SPIEKRAB DONUT KILL PLZ"