Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;36366311][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/c0/Axtinguisher.png/250px-Axtinguisher.png[/img][/QUOTE] At least this thing isn't ranged.

[QUOTE=Cape;36365851][URL]http://www.tf2outpost.com/search/7805710[/URL] This kind of shit can be worse than pony stuff sometimes.[/QUOTE] What exactly do you mean?

[QUOTE=maxumym;36366382]What exactly do you mean?[/QUOTE] Boy did I fail. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2132007[/url]

[QUOTE=Citizen Insane;36366334]At least this thing isn't ranged.[/QUOTE] [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f8/Backpack_Jarate.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Cape;36366427]Boy did I fail. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2132007[/url][/QUOTE] Oh, thought you meant this. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1999006[/url] Although that's a bad trade, too.

[QUOTE=MrBond;36366610]Oh, thought you meant this. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1999006[/url] Although that's a bad trade, too.[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised how lazy traders can be. Well, maybe a little surprised. There is actually a profitable market in selling Hale's Own Jarates. Fuck.

[QUOTE=Comrade Lurker;36362872]You probably lowballed, you filthy cheapass. You have to pay at least a few hundred buds + sweetners. :downs: Lowball and sweetners. The two terms I hate most in the TF2 economy, which is why I try to avoid trading in general.[/QUOTE] I always keep some Candy Canes around for when people ask for sweets

People who still think "umad" is funny.

fucking [B]Dickstabbers[/B] The definition of dickstabber comes to us from Jick, Lead dev of kingdom of loathing. [quote=Jick]There are some gamers who like to enjoy the content, they play through the game and enjoy it, and there are others who are super-competitive and like to beat everyone else. It's like, if you give them a choice - they can either fuck the prom queen for 10 points, or stab themselves in the dick for 11 points - most of them will choose to stab themselves in the dick, because although it's not as fun as fucking the prom queen, it gets you more points.[/quote] But how does that translate to team fortress? Well, A dickstabber is someone who plays on an arena server with low population and immediately goes engineer and pops a minisentry, A dickstabber is someone who calls in clanmates or friends to pocket them specifically, a dickstabber is someone who when an overpowered weapon comes out, uses it constantly, than whines about the inevitable nerf.

[QUOTE=Motherfuckers;36366855]fucking [B]Dickstabbers[/B] The definition of dickstabber comes to us from Jick, Lead dev of kingdom of loathing. But how does that translate to team fortress? Well, A dickstabber is someone who plays on an arena server with low population and immediately goes engineer and pops a minisentry, A dickstabber is someone who calls in clanmates or friends to pocket them specifically, a dickstabber is someone who when an overpowered weapon comes out, uses it constantly, than whines about the inevitable nerf.[/QUOTE] TL;DR: Dickstabbers are Dr. Enforcicle Spies.

[QUOTE=Killajax;36366719]People who still think "umad" is funny.[/QUOTE] How many Black Boxes have I seen named "umad" or "problem?" by now? Five, six? I think I've lost count. They aren't as bad as the people who actually say "troll face" over the mic though. It's insufferable.

[QUOTE=Killajax;36366719]People who still think "umad" is funny.[/QUOTE] They also misuse that phrase. Like I play a 2vs2, the other team has an Engineer and a level 3 Sentry. I ask if it's really necessary to have a level 3 Sentry/an Engineer. The Engineer just says "lol u mad". And that guy wasn't an F2P.

Searching servers for 2fort,in europe "Oh only saigns and nighteam,screw that i'm going degrootkeep" Search Degrootkeep in europe "I finally found a good server and i have a good pin-" [i]SCREECH[/i] "Oh it's sv_pure again,better leave" I found another server "Meh i have 262 ping but i still can play,and it haves sv_pure 0" You have been kicked for high ping (262,max ping is 200) :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:

[QUOTE=Cape;36365851][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2132007[/url] This kind of shit can be worse than pony stuff sometimes. -fixed-[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/Byxr[/img]

[QUOTE=Hatley;36367381][IMG]http://puu.sh/Byxr[/IMG][/QUOTE] Because 17 year olds always use smileys in every sentence

[QUOTE=Cape;36366427]Boy did I fail. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2132007[/url][/QUOTE] Those poor poor nametags... They died in vain.

[QUOTE=L_Dawg;36365911]I make it a point to always as much as possible airblast burning team mates that I can see. With the backburner, I only airblast burning medics and team mates at critical health. I make it a habit to right click with impunity. I fondly remember leaving spawn to see a burning soldier with his equalizer running into spawn with 2 or so seconds left of life and putting him out. The after burn would have meant he'd die inches away from the locker but I saved him. He typed in chat to thank me for saving him. To be a burning medic at critical health to see a pyro with pretty much a full tank of fuel in his backburner NOT airblast me, is just an injustice.[/QUOTE] I just realized [I] Wouldn't it make more sense to equip the Manmelter in tandum with the Backburner[/I]?! Why have I never thought of that?

I was playing soldier, without a hat. I played good but without medic I couldn't kill a heavy because 4 rockets can't kill him. So what annoyed me? We had 2 medics. 1st one clearly didn't gave a fuck about his teammates. Aka battlemedic. Second one pocketed a soldier with a kringle kollection, stahhelm and something else. Fun fact : that soldier wasn't looking at his medic to see if he's on low hp. He usually rocket jumped as far from medic as he could. I still managed to kill some heavies, help team and push the cart to the end.

[QUOTE=NateDude;36367933]I just realized [I] Wouldn't it make more sense to equip the Manmelter in tandum with the Backburner[/I]?! Why have I never thought of that?[/QUOTE] Because I just can't seem to get the alt-fire function for it to work. And I only use the backburner on my roaming pyro so I carry a shotgun or detonator.

[QUOTE=Hatley;36367381][img]http://puu.sh/Byxr[/img][/QUOTE] I have 17

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;36368367]I was playing soldier, without a hat. I played good but without medic I couldn't kill a heavy because 4 rockets can't kill him. So what annoyed me? We had 2 medics. 1st one clearly didn't gave a fuck about his teammates. Aka battlemedic. Second one pocketed a soldier with a kringle kollection, stahhelm and something else. Fun fact : that soldier wasn't looking at his medic to see if he's on low hp. He usually rocket jumped as far from medic as he could. I still managed to kill some heavies, help team and push the cart to the end.[/QUOTE] My guess is that the medic either though you were f2p having no hat and such [sp]and since being f2p supposively = bad at everything i doubt he wanted to pocket you[/sp] or he was a friend of the soldier, I usually look at the score board to find people i would most likely want to Uber/Kritz, I hate how Hats = skilled player for so many people.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;36368444]I have 17[/QUOTE] Braincells?

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;36368444]I have 17[/QUOTE] He could be French. In France, they literally say "I have 17 years" :v:

[QUOTE=Cape;36366427]Boy did I fail. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2132007[/url][/QUOTE] Closed for trolling. I hope he's trolling.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36366871]TL;DR: Dickstabbers are Dr. Enforcicle Spies.[/QUOTE] People who bitch and moan 24/7 about the Enforcer. "Boo hoo, spy actually takes skill to kill, ban this filth"

So I added FPEU to my server favorites, but nobody is ever on. Do I have the wrong server or something?

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36370140]So I added FPEU to my server favorites, but nobody is ever on. Do I have the wrong server or something?[/QUOTE] Nah, most likely not, its just dead most of the time now.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;36370062]People who bitch and moan 24/7 about the Enforcer. "Boo hoo, spy actually takes skill to kill, ban this filth"[/QUOTE] It's not the enforcer that makes spies harder to kill, the thing has no downside when equipped with the dead ringer. Throw in the spycicle and you don't even have to worry about pyros managing to light you up for 2 damn seconds, making the main counter for the spy useless. The enforcer alone is fine, but those two other weapons makes it way too easy to play as a spy.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36370283]It's not the enforcer that makes spies harder to kill, the thing has no downside when equipped with the dead ringer. Throw in the spycicle and you don't even have to worry about pyros managing to light you up for 2 damn seconds, making the main counter for the spy useless. The enforcer alone is fine, but those two other weapons makes it way too easy to play as a spy.[/QUOTE] Other wep combos that have no downsides(which nobody ever complain about:) Pomson 6000/Southern Hospitality/Pistol Axtinguisher/Degreaser/Reserve Shooter Jarate/Huntsman/Shiv Phlog/Shotgun/Powerjack Two of those are for the pyro, who is incredibly easy to play, because all you need to do is spam airblast and either use the reserve shooter or axtinguisher to finish off pretty much anyone, no skill required. And yet, nobody bitches about them. If the SPY gets one, though, well, that's just terrible. Why? Because newer players or players who just lack skill tend to gravitate towards Pyro, who is arguably one of the easiest classes. Any half-decent spy, therefore, poses a threat, so pyros raise their flabby arms in outrage that Valve might add a knife that gives spy some ability to avoid a spycheck, and even worse, that some players are smart enough to actually use the combo.

I love the enforcer. And the nerf for it was a sensible one: It made it less applicable to head-on attacks, but still good enough to use when you are cornered or running away. Or when a Sniper has a razorback. :v: If I gotta say something that annoys me in TF2 lately, that would be Pyros just jumping around and ineffectively shooting at enemies with their Flare gun instead of getting up close and personal where their true strenght is. Especially if the enemy has a medic healing them, so setting them on fire will achieve exactly fuck all. But noo, getting close would be risky.