Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=Drury;34694303]Would be quite awesome if it played when hauling a building... Somehow.[/QUOTE]
DUN DALUNDA DUNDA DUDU DULUH DUH DULUH DUH DUUUH!
[I][U]In a world where you can't even ask a Heavy for a Sandvich without him pushing you to the ground and nicking your last bottle of Red Shed before calling you a ponce, who is there to look out for the little Scout and push him to the ground after asking him for a quid?, Yes, It's the surprising adventures of ME, [B]Sir Engie Chicken Caesar![/B][/U][/I]
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34698243]DUN DALUNDA DUNDA DUDU DULUH DUH DULUH DUH DUUUH!
[I][U]In a world where you can't even ask a Heavy for a Sandvich without him pushing you to the ground and nicking your last bottle of Red Shed before calling you a ponce, who is there to look out for the little Scout and push him to the ground after asking him for a quid?, Yes, It's the surprising adventures of ME, [B]Sir Engie Chicken Caesar![/B][/U][/I][/QUOTE]
Your name should be Dr. CAPS.
[QUOTE=Drakojan;34696098]How people get buttmad at someone's sniping skills.
So basically here's how it starts: Me and my very good friend went onto a trading server to buy some hats and look for the Hermes.While I trade,my friend managed to dominate a guy(don't recall name) and this is what he said: "it's funny how all the codfags play snipur". He then proceeded to switch teams to get rid of the domination,go pyro and spray fire infront of my friend's view so he couldn't snipe.
I just can't grasp the fact that these kind of people can breathe on their own with such stupidity and anger inside their heads.[/QUOTE]
Hence why i run into battle with my Bastard Knife Of Shit(shiv) and Jarate and Huntsman, and headshot my nemeses from 3 feet away after coating them in my urine instead of raging about it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R6gdg.png[/IMG]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;34684804]Poor rip off attempts like these.
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/697101[/url]
Hiding my post just makes people want to see it more anyway.[/QUOTE]
How is it a ripoff, it's a good dela considering you can buy keys for $1.34 on SOP sometimes.
It's such a good deal people are taking thing left and right.
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Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...
(For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;34704942][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NJ5Ni.jpg[/IMG]
Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...
(For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)[/QUOTE]
The sad thing is the steak was changed too.
Shotgun hoovy all day erryday
[QUOTE=Average User;34705208]Shotgun hoovy all day erryday[/QUOTE]
This is suddenly viable, since the sandvich is now alot less useful. However, it makes a decent sidegrade nonetheless.
Or you can just, y'know, EAT IT. You couldn't throw it when it was released.
Also nice that you can't recover from 25 seconds of G.R.U. in a split second.
And the Buffalo Steak Sandvich IS a sandvich with different on-eat effects. That means it no longer can restore your health.
BTW, Sandvich Heavy is team-caring Heavy.
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;34704942][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NJ5Ni.jpg[/IMG]
Looks like I may have to stick with my Buffalo Steak Sandvich...
(For those that don't understand this, check out today's update.)[/QUOTE]
I read the patch notes but I don't understand what they did to the sandvich.
[QUOTE=ryanmh12;34705520]I read the patch notes but I don't understand what they did to the sandvich.[/QUOTE]
If you throw it, you simply pick it back up. You can only heal by actually eating it.
Played on Orange X today with this one guy who played sniper almost the entire time.
He was giving shit to almost everyone he killed or who killed him. I airblasted him and killed him with the reserve shooter and he proceeded to call me a W+M1 pyro for ten minutes. I pointed out that he was 1 of the 10 snipers on Orange X, and then he started going on about how sniping on Orange X was pro and that sniping on vanilla maps was for noobs.
Some people...
[QUOTE=emmens;34701798][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R6gdg.png[/IMG]
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YAH MAN UR STUPID
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I feel like this Sandvich nerf is going to hurt Medics a lot more than it'll hurt Heavies
I think the best solution for the sandvich should be this:
-Longer recharge time
- Less health as pick up for the Heavy
- no recharge when picking a health kit
Is way more fair. I hate how everyone jumps against the Heavy and the yro when the theme is weapon balance and yet the Soldier and the Scout takes atmost nothing.
I think the Sandvich is fine as it is right now. The purpose of dropping the Sandvich was to heal teammates, not quick-heal yourself for 50% HP.
This shit
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Is unacceptable
names for spy backstabs
oh, the stairstab, sidestab and facestab werent enough
but then it had to go to the ~~matadorstab~~ and the ~~airstab~~
it doesnt help that i have a career spy on my friends list
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;34708501]names for spy backstabs
oh, the stairstab, sidestab and facestab werent enough
but then it had to go to the ~~matadorstab~~ and the ~~airstab~~
it doesnt help that i have a career spy on my friends list[/QUOTE]
Call every stab a luckstab.
whenever i see him on my team i heal him religiously
good luck holding a disguise
[editline]15th February 2012[/editline]
yknow i probably would call his stabs luckstabs if he ever did backstab me
he does an obvious sprint towards me on a slight incline, jumps over me, bounces off my head, overshoots by a mile then tries to gun me down with the revolver
funny really
One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;34708648]One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.[/QUOTE]
Yes. I fucking hate these bastards. If i ever see one of these motherfuckers i harass them endlessly by chasing them around and punching them as a heavy, it drives them MAAAAAD.
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;34708648]One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.[/QUOTE]
When i play Heavy, i feel the same way.
I actually DON'T want this Medic to pocket me all the time. It makes me feel selfish as hell, knowing there's teammates who need healing while our Medic is just being braindead and sticking to me like glue.
It doesn't help that some even pocket me with the Quick-Fix. :v:
What I hate? Annoying pests that keep circling around you yelling "MEDIC!" at the top of their lungs, giving you no chance to even catch them in the crosshair while you are the only Medic on the team and you have to heal eveyone.
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;34708648]One thing I absolutely hate. Bitch medics. Medics who heal nobody but a single heavy even if there's another medic nearby at low HP on fire. It's disgusting especially since they ubercharge that one heavy only.[/QUOTE]
God I hate to be that other Medic.
It really infuriates me when I stand right next to the guy, yell "MEDIC!" three times and then ask myself why I didn't fetch a medkit when I had the chance and wasn't in respawn mode. The guy wasn't even looking away from the Heavy he was healing.
HNNNG.
Burning to death as a Scout
The Medic I'm screaming for is over-healing a Heavy.
He notices me
He
[B]Just[/B]
[B][U]Fucking[/U][/B]
[B][I][U]Stares[/U][/I][/B]
And then I died the end.
[QUOTE=NateDude;34705316][b]This is suddenly viable[/b], since the sandvich is now alot less useful. However, it makes a decent sidegrade nonetheless.[/QUOTE]
SHOTGUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN VIABLE.
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