Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

Longer than LotR? I call bullshit

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;36626515]Longer than LotR? I call bullshit[/QUOTE] Thankfully, longer =/= deeper or better. Although, I do agree that there is little chance of it being longer.

There are many things i hate. I guess one would have to be shit-talkers. The people who brag after every fucking victory/kill/cap/whatever. Bonus points if they're an annoying kid, Homestuck fan who takes it way too far, or a person who wants to perform sexual acts upon technicolor horses.

Being in a giant degrootkeep clusterfuck and managing to only ever hit my teammates and not a single enemy, or hitting every single enemy once and not getting any kills.

I'm sad; after along hiatus from TF2 I recently started enjoying it again only to find that I can no longer play as Spy. I used to be fairly good at the class but now it just seems that there are too many new weapons and tactics that I can't combat. :(

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;36627848]I'm sad; after along hiatus from TF2 I recently started enjoying it again only to find that I can no longer play as Spy. I used to be fairly good at the class but now it just seems that there are too many new weapons and tactics that I can't combat. :([/QUOTE] Join the ranks of us engies. With a powerful close range gun, a powerful long range gun, and average health, you really can't go wrong :buddy:

[QUOTE=UberSandvich;36625667]Picture the scene: I'm a Scout with Mad Milk out, and I spot a friendly Engineer on fire, with just 20 health left, no Medics or health packs around. I throw my milk at him in a valiant attempt to save my team-mate.... ONLY FOR THE MILK BOTTLE TO BREAK ON THE HEAD OF A SOLDIER THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO PASS IN FRONT OF ME AS I THROW THE DAMNED MILK. The worst part? This happens on a regular basis for me.[/QUOTE] This, also hitting a stair or other weird surface so the splash doesn't actually hit the guy despite him being like fifteen inches away.

[QUOTE=NekuMisage;36626172]I hate when bronies slap in dumb fanfic references on tf2 about other games and just ruin them both for me. [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2601936[/url] Look at the pip-buck thing,and then his comments,I cannot believe he ruined tf2 and fallout at the same time.[/QUOTE] God fucking dammit, he just made a hell of a profit with the last three items, which in my opinion would be even worth less thanks to the shitty name + paint job, but some other drooling Brony just paid a clean 2010 skull for it, which is worth 8 fucking keys , for some ugly shit that is worth only 6 refined. Why does such faggotry pay itself off. :suicide: EDIT: 10 Refined if someone wants to pay up for the ugly as fuck paintjob. 14 Refined if someone wants to give extra for an enourmous waste of good name/description tags. Seriously, shit like this make name/description tags so damn expensive.

[QUOTE=Jordax;36630211]God fucking dammit, he just made a hell of a profit with the last three items, which in my opinion would be even worth less thanks to the shitty name + paint job, but some other drooling Brony just paid a clean 2010 skull for it, which is worth 8 fucking keys , for some ugly shit that is worth only 6 refined. Why does such faggotry pay itself off. :suicide: EDIT: 10 Refined if someone wants to pay up for the ugly as fuck paintjob. 14 Refined if someone wants to give extra for an enourmous waste of good name/description tags. Seriously, shit like this make name/description tags so damn expensive.[/QUOTE] Why is it wrong that he makes profits? Why is that an item would be worth less for things you can just wipe? Why is the brony described as "drooling" because he paid for something he wanted? You're just being a huge dick about it, also having a go at bronies for no fucking reason. Boxes, give them here, jesus christ.

[QUOTE=Goodwell;36627168] a person who wants to perform sexual acts upon technicolor horses.[/QUOTE] Why did I laugh so hard at this.

Whenever I'm a spy with my dead ringer out and I get hit a femtosecond before I put my dead ringer away, thus feigning death and decloaking immediately. It's like "Farewell enemies! Am I genuinely dead? Or am I lurking right behind you ready to stab you? Bwahaha. You will never know unless- OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY DECLOAKED IN FRONT OF YOU ALL"

[QUOTE=Hemaglox;36630414]Whenever I'm a spy with my dead ringer out and I get hit a femtosecond before I put my dead ringer away, thus feigning death and decloaking immediately. It's like "Farewell enemies! Am I genuinely dead? Or am I lurking right behind you ready to stab you? Bwahaha. You will never know unless- OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY DECLOAKED IN FRONT OF YOU ALL"[/QUOTE] I hate when you hear the ding of your Dead Ringer being ready again right before being crit killed/headshot etc.

I usually don't walk around with my DR out, because it feels 'nooby' and stuff to do it. This leads to many deaths though :I

I don't walk around with my DR because it always leads to me getting shot exactly one attosecond before I take it down, leading to an emberassing instant decloak and prompt death.

The final portion of Frontier. It's a huge clusterfuck of Sentries.

[QUOTE=Comrade Lurker;36632867]The final portion of 90% of payload maps. It's a huge clusterfuck of Sentries.[/QUOTE] Fixed. (exception: Thunder Mountain third stage, but that last is still a bitch)

Oh FFS. Recently amount of fucking MLG tryhards playing on Valve servers went up. So I join my friend to play with him. What do I see? A fucking MLG tryhard, airshotting everyone,rocket jumping non-stop. So I want to see what's on his profile. Private. I wish I could report these kind of players. Joining a server with a intention of pubstomp is the dumbest thing that people could do. I don't care if he's that bad at UGC/ESL whatever. It doesn't mean he has to practice on Valve servers.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;36626511]I understand trade servers aren't meant for serious combat but why oh why are they always Sniper heavens? Most of the Snipers on them aren't even trading but ranking up their horribly renamed rifles.[/QUOTE] That's why whenever I see snipers who think they're so cool scoring headshots on everybody and generally making sure the enemy team can never leave their spawn, I roll Croc-o-style and have a friend heal me. It's pretty much the only time I ever use my strange sydney sleeper and a chance to grab some ubers on my friend's strange medi-gun.

[QUOTE=B-Rabbit;36633421]Oh FFS. Recently amount of fucking MLG tryhards playing on Valve servers went up. So I join my friend to play with him. What do I see? A fucking MLG tryhard, airshotting everyone,rocket jumping non-stop.[/QUOTE] he's not exactly a "tryhard" if he actually accomplishes skilled things. "tryhards" are the ones refusing to move without a medic, or getting mediocre kills and making a big deal about it, or stacking with their clan and still struggle against an opposing team made up of random people, or going soldier/heavy/demo 24/7, or switching classes depending on who kills them. Actually, all these at once. but yeah, you can't actually be mad at or report people who just play the game.

since when do servers mean anything? most people look for the best pings and nothing else.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;36633735]It's a well known fact that Valve servers are full of new players. And it's very common that more experienced players join these server so that they can fool themselves in to thinking that they are actually good at the game.[/QUOTE] I once went playing there with friends on Hightower. They spent a nice sum of time complaining about their team in Finnish (one almost got kicked), I called them to "be nice boys and complain about your team in a language that people can understand or shut up" and we left after 10 minutes.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;36633735]It's a well known fact that Valve servers are full of new players. And it's very common that more experienced players join these server so that they can fool themselves in to thinking that they are actually good at the game.[/QUOTE] That only means these people will inevitably face players of their own kind, resulting in a hint of balance.

[QUOTE=Jesp;36632674]I don't walk around with my DR because it always leads to me getting shot exactly one attosecond before I take it down, leading to an emberassing instant decloak and prompt death.[/QUOTE] I mostly walk around with it up when enemies aren't around, because it prevent death from Snipers, backstabs, and random critical projectiles from nowhere.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;36633905]I would estimate that maybe 90% of all the players that join these server are relatively new to the game, so the more experienced players will still have a rather easy time killing other players on that server. And it's not that uncommon that they also bring friends to help them out.[/QUOTE] I only play on Valve servers when all the servers I normally play on (FUN-Gineers, a private server for a bunch of people I know, etc) are full/empty This happens more often than you'd think.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;36634210]I only play on Valve servers when all the servers I normally play on ([b]FUN-Gineers[/b], a private server for a bunch of people I know, etc) are full/empty This happens more often than you'd think.[/QUOTE] Damn straight, that was the FIRST community I was in! Now I'm in CFGU, but I still hang around the FUN-Gineer server whenever the CFGU ones are empty. Nice guys there.

I've never seen any kinda community on any Australian servers. I'd love to have a server chain like what FUNGineers and others sound like.

[QUOTE=Lolkork;36633550]He's playing on a valve server, so yes he is a tryhard.[/QUOTE] I play on Valve servers sometimes. That makes me a tryhard?

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Well, I just went on a server that is the crappiest I've played in my 800 hours of TF2. It even surpasses NightTeam and WonkaGaming and Saings. Let's just list all the facts about it: - 24/7 2fort. - Bots. - Ads. - All donators/admins are invincible against 90 percent off all attacks, damage goes back to the attacker, and gives them a free kill in most cases, unless the kill should have insta-killed the donator. - The admin is the biggest douche ever. He keeps bragging about how everyone else without preminum benefits is rubbish because they keep getting slayed upon attacking a donator/admin. - Furthermore, he would not shut up ever about his farmed 1 million kills stranges, and is incredibly rasistic against people trying to kill him, calling them out on everything. - He talks in 9gag language, because he thinks it actually angers people. - He says he is pro because he has clocked more than 6000 hours, yet he still plays only on his server with godmode on because he is a really sore loser. I think even that he is afraid to go to Valve servers. - He has an incredible band of kiss-ups. Of course, also all with godmode on. - Oh, and he likes to insult others on their profiles. So, I went to the epitome of shit in TF2. Just remember that for every bad server, there is even a worse one somewhere out there.

[QUOTE=Jordax;36635380]Well, I just went on a server that is the crappiest I've played in my 800 hours of TF2. It even surpasses NightTeam and WonkaGaming and Saings. Let's just list all the facts about it: - 24/7 2fort. - Bots. - Ads. - All donators/admins are invincible against 90 percent off all attacks, damage goes back to the attacker, and gives them a free kill in most cases, unless the kill should have insta-killed the donator. - The admin is the biggest douche ever. He keeps bragging about how everyone else without preminum benefits is rubbish because they keep getting slayed upon attacking a donator/admin. - Furthermore, he would not shut up ever about his farmed 1 million kills stranges, and is incredibly rasistic against people trying to kill him, calling them out on everything. - He talks in 9gag language, because he thinks it actually angers people. - He says he is pro because he has clocked more than 6000 hours, yet he still plays only on his server with godmode on because he is a really sore loser. I think even that he is afraid to go to Valve servers. - He has an incredible band of kiss-ups. Of course, also all with godmode on. - Oh, and he likes to insult others on their profiles. So, I went to the epitome of shit in TF2. Just remember that for every bad server, there is even a worse one somewhere out there.[/QUOTE] Do you have the IP?