Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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I hate traders who stalk people.
Some shark trader stalked my profile for several days just to offer me a Dirty Defiant Spartan, 1 ref, gift wrap, Vintage Pyro Vision Goggles, and 6 common (and shit-tier at that) stranges for either my Max Hat or Big Kill. I never showed off either of the items, or even said I was trading them. I didn't even mention their presence in my backpack to anyone period. He wasn't just some random idiot either, because after I sarcastically mocked him for being so generous, he immediately changed his tune and offered an "unsual". I removed him immediately afterwards.
Sweet Jesus, why do traders have nothing better to do than to waste their time stalking people just to scam them. I'm no hardcore trader or anything, but that doesn't mean I'm OK with selling my junk for low prices to scammers.
Two things that'll help you ward of these types of people
1.More hours in tf2 (your profile link is broken, can't tell but probably true)
2.A name that doesn't sound like an edgy 13 year old made it up.
(Fixed my profile link) I have around 700 hours, but still I guess that is good advice. As for Blind Sniper, I lack creativity unfortunately. I stole that name from my older brother's Xbox Live account when he was younger. :v:
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;36652632]Sorry for the bump but
[img]http://puu.sh/GnAO[/img]
He watches the Annoying Orange? Oh my god how old is he?[/QUOTE]
Well, he sounds a bit older than me, but he sounds like a complete hick somewhere in his twenties.
And in my opinion, all I heard from him were insults, and even Tommy Wisenau has a better audible voice than him.
He actually posted an insult on my profile about how I was a butthurt creepy basement-dweller without friends still living in with parents, but he deleted it. Possibly he wrote down his own situation, I guess.
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;36657895](Fixed my profile link) I have around 700 hours, but still I guess that is good advice. As for Blind Sniper, I lack creativity unfortunately. I stole that name from my older brother's Xbox Live account when he was younger. :v:[/QUOTE]
Fortunately, I have creativity.
Call yourself: The Sniper With Short Range Vision Problems.
As for the hours thing, solid advice. Doesn't stop sharks completely, but it stops little baby ones.
[editline]7th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36659532][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.[/QUOTE]
The Balloonicorns can be saved thankfully.
I would like a minute silence for the name tags and paint that gave their lives to keep other paints and tags free from this travesty.
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36659532][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.[/QUOTE]
I actually love that one named "The Lyra Plushie" but others are for sure wasted.
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36659532][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.[/QUOTE]
I don't even mind if he names and paints them based on the unicorns but to name a unicorn after something totally irrelevant except for the fact that both are equines is just ridiculous
The outburst of Pyro players.
They are the new sniper/spies. I saw 7 Pyros on one team before.
Oh, here's a good one:
Medics who will under all circumstances [b]only heal just one person[/b]. Yes, buddying up with another class is an alright strategy (eg with a heavy) but if you have half the team running around you nearly dead and screaming out for you, heal them you fucking asshole.
[QUOTE=Demonkahh;36659983]I don't even mind if he names and paints them based on the unicorns but to name a unicorn after something totally irrelevant except for the fact that both are equines is just ridiculous[/QUOTE]
What do you mean, even if I had no idea what MLP was I'd think those names fit, reminds me of people characterizing their Pyro brain slugs
Scouts in Fast-Learner, seems that misc is a sign of cocky Scout who will jump in your face even if he will surely die. And then he crits...
[QUOTE=Zadrave;36660004]The outburst of Pyro players.
They are the new sniper/spies. I saw 7 Pyros on one team before.[/QUOTE]
Still better than Engineer update though.
[QUOTE=t man;36660399]What do you mean, even if I had no idea what MLP was I'd think those names fit, reminds me of people characterizing their Pyro brain slugs[/QUOTE]
What I mean is that he named many random ponies from the show despite them being either regular ponies or pegasi out of which neither has unicorn horns therefore it's just fucking stupid because it isn't relevant at all. I mean what's the point of referencing it 'Pinkie Pie' and painting it pink as hell when it has a huge ass unicorn horn on it while the character you're trying to reference has no horn at all. It's stupid and pointless.
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36659532][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.[/QUOTE]
I fucking called it. I told you this would happen, didn't I?
[QUOTE=Demonkahh;36660919]What I mean is that he named many random ponies from the show despite them being either regular ponies or pegasi out of which neither has unicorn horns therefore it's just fucking stupid because it isn't relevant at all. I mean what's the point of referencing it 'Pinkie Pie' and painting it pink as hell when it has a huge ass unicorn horn on it while the character you're trying to reference has no horn at all. It's stupid and pointless.[/QUOTE]
What are your standards for references then? Because honestly, I don't think "cutesy girly pony" isn't much of a stretch from "cutesy girly unicorn"
[editline]7th July 2012[/editline]
It's like saying you shouldn't paint a Hound Dog gold to reference Johnny Bravo because Heavy doesn't wear a black t-shirt, you're just nitpicking
[editline]7th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hatley;36661405]I fucking called it. I told you this would happen, didn't I?[/QUOTE]
well obviously, I'd call you foolish if the first time you saw the Baloonicorn you [I]didn't[/I] think MLP fans were gonna jump all over it
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;36659532][url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2689392[/url]
Those nametags...dead, the paint; wasted. And those balloonicorns? They didn't stand a chance.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xHsYC.png[/img]
Oh he is so dead when suttles gets here
[QUOTE=Crash15;36662680][img]http://i.imgur.com/xHsYC.png[/img]
Oh he is so dead when suttles gets here[/QUOTE]
I don't think he can actually ban people.
[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;36660433]Scouts in Fast-Learner, seems that misc is a sign of cocky Scout who will jump in your face even if he will surely die. And then he crits...
Still better than Engineer update though.[/QUOTE]
The Engineer update wasn't annoying, because theres only two engineer items I can think of that people find annoying, and only one of them was released on that update.
When on the pyro, all three of his primaries can be annoying.
I just realised something:
It would actually make a lot of sense to paint a Baloonicorn White or Drab Tincture and name it Rapidash.
Both are Unicorns and both have some connection to fire.
But should I ever get one, I'm naming it this: [url]http://tf2tags.com/view-10064[/url]
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36663260]I just realised something:
It would actually make a lot of sense to paint a Baloonicorn White or Drab Tincture and name it Rapidash.
Both are Unicorns and both have some connection to fire.
But should I ever get one, I'm naming it this: [url]http://tf2tags.com/view-10064[/url][/QUOTE]
Well yes, but the difference is that if you set the balloonicorn on fire it would likely explode.
[editline]8th July 2012[/editline]
Come to think of it a regular horse wouldn't go too well if set on fire either.
my friend... thinks that the Sydney sleeper is overpowered
[quote]
11:34 AM - friend: acuse its for noobs who cant get headshots
11:35 AM - me: you give up the ability to headshot (which can kill a heavy, mind you) for the ability to charge faster
11:35 AM - me: headshots are powerful dude
11:35 AM - friend: Sydney sleeper charges up faster so you can get jarate faster. If you dont kill them with a fully charged hit, then you do kill them with your jarate hit
11:35 AM - friend: The ultimate weapon for pussies who cant get headshots
11:36 AM - me: but for every class above 150 hp you have to rely on your teammates to kill them
11:36 AM - friend: Or you can just hit them again which takes like 1 second to cock your gun again
11:36 AM - friend: Because jarate is already on them
11:37 AM - me: that would really only work on demomen and soldiers
11:37 AM - friend: How?
11:37 AM - friend: Would work on heavies
11:37 AM - me: heavies require another semicharged shot
11:39 AM - friend: So then semi charge your next shot
11:39 AM - friend: And be a giant pussy more
[/quote]
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;36664555]my friend... thinks that the Sydney sleeper is overpowered[/QUOTE]
Unfriend him for being such a twat.
People who put characters not on standard keyboards in their name. No one gives a shit you can google ascii extended chart or special characters. It sucks when your trying to search someones steam name in the steam friends list and you can't find it because they used a character not on your keyboard. I understand having characters from foreign keyboards, but not monkey faces n'shit. Sometimes they appear as squares for me.
That guy on the sourceop valve maps with the name "the best" who always has a kritz medic on him 24/7.
For some reason I can't hit shit with the heatmaker. Tons of shots I should be landing I miss. Went back to stock and headshots everywhere again.
You will be missed Heatmaker.
[QUOTE=gav618;36665177]People who put characters not on standard keyboards in their name. No one gives a shit you can google ascii extended chart or special characters. It sucks when your trying to search someones steam name in the steam friends list and you can't find it because they used a character not on your keyboard. I understand having characters from foreign keyboards, but not monkey faces n'shit. Sometimes they appear as squares for me.
That guy on the sourceop valve maps with the name "the best" who always has a kritz medic on him 24/7.[/QUOTE]
oops i have a mu (μ) in my name because it makes up a pun (μshrome)
[editline]7th July 2012[/editline]
pretty sure my name still shows up when you search shrome though
now you all can come and stalk me :suicide:
wow huh no it doesn't
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;36637482]TF2 in fucking general. Every fucking little thing gets me FUCKING MAD AS FUCK. GOD DAMMIT. IT PISSES ME OFF THAT TF2 PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH.
IT'S SO FUCKING ADDICTING, TOO, SO IT'S LIKE A FUCKING VICIOUS CYCLE.
1. PLAY GAME WITH HIGH HOPES THAT YOU WON'T GET MAD THIS TIME.
2. GET KILLED/DOMINATED BY SOME FAGGOT.
3. GET MAD AS FUCK AND TRASH MY ROOM AGAIN.[/QUOTE]
how about
stop
being such a fucking spergy spaz and calm your shit
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;36664555]my friend... thinks that the Sydney sleeper is overpowered[/QUOTE]
addendum: he also thinks pre-split equalizer, disciplinary action and market gardener are overpowered, i ragequit that chat though so no logs
Oh man time to get that sweet-ass robot chicken hat!
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ISHYGGDIT
[QUOTE=NekuMisage;36668880]Oh man time to get that sweet-ass robot chicken hat!
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ISHYGGDIT[/QUOTE]
I don't think you know what that acronym meant before you mangled it.
[QUOTE=The Calzone;36668912]I don't think you know what that acronym meant before you mangled it.[/QUOTE]
I actually knew(I seriously hope you guys don't do this),but meh,it sounded better in my mind actually.
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