As you draw out the half zatochi, you've got someone in your sights, everything is clear. You make the charge, brandishing the elegant blade to slice through that unsuspecting soldier, as you raise your sword to end his life, you bring forth the force of your blade to cu-FUCKINGBOOM.
Rocket out of no where, ally soldier steals your kill and you're left with the Half Zatochi out until you restock/make a kill. :suicide:
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;36665695]how about
stop
being such a fucking spergy spaz and calm your shit[/QUOTE]
jeez, sorry, just felt like venting on the tf2 rage thread, why would you insult me for that, that was really uncalled for
When enemies just have the uncanny ability to turn around [I]only[/I] when you are about to backstab them as a spy.
Then you go sniper or some other class and watch them from afar, and they never turn around even once.
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=14582&searchtext=[/url]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=76933760&searchtext=[/url]
The fact that these two amazing miscs aren't in the game. Demoman is seriously lacking in good cosmetics, and I just want to make EOD demoman, is that so much to ask for?
[QUOTE=Lobster_fists;36672998][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=14582&searchtext=[/url]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=76933760&searchtext=[/url]
The fact that these two amazing miscs aren't in the game. Demoman is seriously lacking in good cosmetics, and I just want to make EOD demoman, is that so much to ask for?[/QUOTE]
I like the Juggernaut thingie... however the other one doesn't really feel like it fits TF2. It looks to modern, it's way too overly detailed, and the textures feel dark and gritty.
Well fucking fuck.
I just remembered why I am not playing Medic much.
Thunder Mountain Stage 3, Attacking.
I decide to play Medic.
Suddenly everyone decent on our team leaves, and I am fed up with a bunch of idiots.
It begins with the only uber I get off, when our Pyro decides to counter thier Uber with airblasting the Medic, utterly fails, he runs away like a dork, while I am left to get mauled.
The rest of the team is too chickenshit to help me out.
After the first checkpoint, I am all alone for the next 6 minutes, trying to push the cart.
Nobody helps me, while I fend off a fullhealth Demo and Soldier all alone.
Meanwhile, I off a Engie and his Sentry by firing around a corner.
The rest of the team dies like lemmings by one minisentry on the top of the tower.
Yes, only one, and nobody was compentent enough to take it out.
Everybody did fuck all to push the damn cart.
After two dominations on my bottom, I finally get the cart on the way to the 2nd cap, still no fucking teammates helping me out, they are too busy to get fucked up by the same damn minisentry as before.
[U]Yes, nine man got raped for 10 minutes by one fucking minisentry.[/U]
I get the cart [B]one fucking millimetre[/B] from the cap, I get ambused and die while our lone Spy decides to play chicken, and flees.
[B]tl;dr Whenever I play Medic, every teammate is fucking stupid.[/B]
Y'know what I hate?
Seeing allmost every soldier use this.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/88/Backpack_Gunboats.png[/t]
Its not even useful! Especially because all the damned soldiers I see using it never fucking rocket jumps.
[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;36676177]Y'know what I hate?
Seeing allmost every soldier use this.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/88/Backpack_Gunboats.png[/t]
Its not even useful! Especially because all the damned soldiers I see using it never fucking rocket jumps.[/QUOTE]
Since the Rocket Jumper got buffed, I've seen a lot more Soldiers go Rocket Jumper/Mantreads/Market Gardener.
[QUOTE=Stoffy;36676230]Since the Rocket Jumper got buffed, I've seen a lot more Soldiers go Rocket Jumper/Mantreads/Market Gardener.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, in serious play that loadout is pretty bad, though its a very fun loadout to use!
It sucks when I'm medic, and the only power class we have is a soldier, because this usually happens: "Alright then, I guess I'll uber you an- [B]You are using the fucking rocket jumper.[/B]"
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;36665695]how about
stop
being such a fucking spergy spaz and calm your shit[/QUOTE]
Wow fucking rude.
7 engineers, 6 sentries guarding point D on steel. Blue team was stupid enough to not attack E and go for D instead. The other sentry was at point E. Capped E, got kicked for "hacking". Fucking imbulsules.
[QUOTE=Hatley;36662797]I don't think he can actually ban people.[/QUOTE]
I deal with all the scammers on outpost, of course I can ban people.
[editline]8th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36676475]It sucks when I'm medic, and the only power class we have is a soldier, because this usually happens: "Alright then, I guess I'll uber you an- [B]You are using the fucking rocket jumper.[/B]"[/QUOTE]
Go to uber soldier
Rocket jumper + equalizer + gunboats
[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;36676177]Y'know what I hate?
Seeing allmost every soldier use this.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/88/Backpack_Gunboats.png[/t]
Its not even useful! Especially because all the damned soldiers I see using it never fucking rocket jumps.[/QUOTE]
It's useful, I rocket jump all the time. Mid-jump you can normally reload whatever rocket you used to jump if you're not hailing another barrage down on them, so it's all good in terms of rocket usage. Plus mobility. Lots of mobility.
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;36676921]It's useful, I rocket jump all the time. Mid-jump you can normally reload whatever rocket you used to jump if you're not hailing another barrage down on them, so it's all good in terms of rocket usage. Plus mobility. Lots of mobility.[/QUOTE]
If your team has a medic though, or if you know there's gonna be a medkit on the other side, the shotgun would still be much more useful.
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;36677020]If your team has a medic though, or if you know there's gonna be a medkit on the other side, the shotgun would still be much more useful.[/QUOTE]
On the other side of what? I tend to use rocket jumping to fire myself onto roofs or over enemies simply to fire rockets at them with no counter attack. You take minimal damage with the gunboats equipped and you can likely get a pot-shot at any enemy units cowering behind the ones that were previously ahead of you. Very useful for turning medics into a fine goop.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvbByIiLqU[/media]
jesus christ, there are so many things wrong with what just happened
when i say sentry ahead, that usually means that you shouldn't go down there
and when you see a teammate die, two times over, stop following them in
Same week I get a strange rainblower is the same week my laptop dies the most painful sad death in the universe.
[QUOTE=Linda,Octupuss;36676177]Y'know what I hate?
Seeing allmost every soldier use this.
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/88/Backpack_Gunboats.png[/t]
Its not even useful! Especially because all the damned soldiers I see using it never fucking rocket jumps.[/QUOTE]
While we're at it, there's one flaw in my beloved bazooka:
You can't afford using any other secondary than gunboats. Since it's a close range weapon, you have to rocketjump a lot. And since it's a close range weapon, and you need to charge it, you have to be able to absorb a lot of damage. Gunboats help with both, as they make you take less damage from rocketjumps.
Concheror might be a nice alternative now that it's buffed, I'm not yet in possession of one though.
[QUOTE=Drury;36678416]While we're at it, there's one flaw in my beloved bazooka:
You can't afford using any other secondary than gunboats. Since it's a close range weapon, you have to rocketjump a lot. And since it's a close range weapon, and you need to charge it, you have to be able to absorb a lot of damage. Gunboats help with both, as they make you take less damage from rocketjumps.
Concheror might be a nice alternative now that it's buffed, I'm not yet in possession of one though.[/QUOTE]
The Beggar's Bazooka and Concheror is one of the best loadouts for the Soldier. Tried it as soon as I got my hands on the Bazooka, and you are almost unstoppable (and you can add the fact that with the Beggar's Bazooka + Kritzkrieg is one of the best things that happened to me in a random round, steamrolled an entire team thanks to the kritz)
But back on topic:
I don't mind the Equalizer being split.
What I DO mind is the fact that the Escape Plan taunt is the Shovel one :[
Sometimes I forget that when I rocket jumped back where there are 3 Snipers PERFECTLY placed to kill in a single blast of the taunt kill, hit G, and then Soldier screams, jarate and bushwacka'd.
Let alone the fact that the taunt kill makes more sense due to the name "Escape Plan", as in "Here is my Escape Plan you piss throwing wank- *exlposion*" (Oh god that was so corny, I am sorry)
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540680239940619241/FE84AB5D9DBDF498958B1597929F25596B979A6B/[/img]
So we meet again, badly timed autobalance.
[QUOTE=Jesp;36682494]*screenshot*
So we meet again, badly timed autobalance.[/QUOTE]
It may be just me but autobalance always seems to strike on me whenever I die after the notice appears.
"Warning! Teams are unbalanced! Autobalance will occur in *time limit*"
*Get killed*
*Get autobalanced to other team*
[QUOTE=cebceb44;36677686][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvbByIiLqU[/media]
jesus christ, there are so many things wrong with what just happened
when i say sentry ahead, that usually means that you shouldn't go down there
and when you see a teammate die, two times over, stop following them in[/QUOTE]
Unless there's a fourth pyro that went "Sentry ahead!" still up there in the vent, I don't know why the guy would still drop down despite doing the warning himself.
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;36682618]It may be just me but autobalance always seems to strike on me whenever I die after the notice appears.[/QUOTE]
Oddest autobalance moment I've seen for myself so far is seeing a spy rushing me from the front, and all of a sudden plop down dead, but in a different hue than when he was alive.
[QUOTE=Ayane-152;36682618]It may be just me but autobalance always seems to strike on me whenever I die after the notice appears.
"Warning! Teams are unbalanced! Autobalance will occur in *time limit*"
*Get killed*
*Get autobalanced to other team*[/QUOTE]
Whenever that "Autobalance will occur in *time here*" message appears, I just stay in spawn and wait till the chat log says "UnluckyBastardnumbershere has been autobalanced to the other team"
and end up safe... for that moment...
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;36676921]It's useful, I rocket jump all the time. Mid-jump you can normally reload whatever rocket you used to jump if you're not hailing another barrage down on them, so it's all good in terms of rocket usage. [U]Plus mobility. Lots of mobility.[/U][/QUOTE]
Lots. If I'm on my usual map with a lot of spam, RJ'ing (or sticky) around is the only way to both get a kill and to push the point/cart as a Solly/Demo.
[QUOTE=RPG;36682648]Whenever that "Autobalance will occur in *time here*" message appears, I just stay in spawn and wait till the chat log says "UnluckyBastardnumbershere has been autobalanced to the other team"
and end up safe... for that moment...[/QUOTE]
For me it usually goes "Teams will be autobalanced in 5 seconds" then everyone in my team dies within like 20~ seconds and nothing happens to them, but a few seconds after that some insanely ridiculous thing happens and I die and get autobalanced. Every single time.
Gotta love it when you get auto-balanced to the crappier team and push them towards victory though.
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