Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition

[Totenkreuz]

No random crits being the only downside makes a weapon OP on no crit servers.

Or something

[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;36849059]No random crits isn't even a disadvantage. I don't think you're getting random crits so often that NOT getting them puts you at a disadvantage[/QUOTE]
It's a joke about how Valve balancing weapons

[mnyfrsh]

[QUOTE=Lobster_fists;36846638]Butterfingers, meant to press agree. [/QUOTE]

One can reload the page and rerate, it replaces your previous one.

[Sgt-NiallR]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;36849090]It's a joke about how Valve balancing weapons[/QUOTE]

Ah, I just see it so often on weapons that I thought people actually considered it a downside, even though that's entirely the basis for the joke.

Plus I'm tired.

[mnyfrsh]

"Oh my, it's late, and what an exceptional life to end on...let us record a replay /F6...disconnect"

Oohhhh fuuuuuuu...check replays for perpetual "waiting" from disconnecting from the sever too soon.

[Bad Joe]

[QUOTE=Metaru;36847976][url]http://tf2b.com/tf2/metarro[/url]
i'm the king of crates.

(had twice the amount displayed, but gave them away over tiem to free up space. i'd eventually move them to an alt since its cheaper than a backpack expander.)[/QUOTE]

excuse me good sir/maam

can i have your throne please

[url]http://tf2b.com/tf2/BadJoePGD[/url]

also demomen using stickybomb launchers as a primary weapon (especially in enclosed spaces), those are annoying

[Exparagus]

[QUOTE][b]Team Fortress 2 Update Released:

• Changed the Pomson 6000's stats to the following:

-Shoots an electric projectile instead of shotgun pellets.
-May hit target players multiple times.
-Can light up friendly Huntsman arrows.
-Does not require ammo.
-Projectile penetrates enemy targets.
-Projectile can be deflected.
-On Hit: Victim loses 9% Medigun charge.
-On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak.
-Deals only 20% damage to buildings.
-Has a 35% smaller clip size.
-No random Critical hits.

• Broke even more shit

• Still didn't fix hats disappearing on death and wrong team colors on death.[/b][/QUOTE]

:v:

[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]

The joke is that Valve makes minimal edits to weapons and considers them balanced before anyone calls it stupid

[Rainy]

[QUOTE=NateDude;36848894]b-b-but....

[IMG]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f9/Painted_Ghastly_Gibus_7D4071.png/78px-Painted_Ghastly_Gibus_7D4071.png[/IMG]

i luv it

quit being mean to poor gibus ;_;[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.tf2items.com/item/875597775[/url]

People who cant defend the medic. Last night I was the only medic on my team for 5 maps. FIVE. Not one person spy checked near me, defended me etc. Eventually I raged and went on a ubersaw hunt, killing 6 people.

That and people who waste my Krits. Instead of trying to shoot the invulnerable scout near us, shoot the clusterfuck of players on the cart.

[Bazkip]

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36849175]excuse me good sir/maam

can i have your throne please

[url]http://tf2b.com/tf2/BadJoePGD[/url]

also demomen using stickybomb launchers as a primary weapon (especially in enclosed spaces), those are annoying[/QUOTE]

I know this doesn't match you in numbers but I once traded for 50 crates

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35476992/god_help_me.png[/img]

The other items (including another crate) are drops from my alt account, I think.

I was too scared to go in game and deal with that so I just threw them in an alt and traded from that account :v:

[Totenkreuz]

"Here's all those crates, all on one page. W-what? Hats? WOW I had NO idea that got in the picture!"

[zedpenguin]

"I was afk, it's not my fault we lost."

People like this.

[Ashtiel]

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;36849505]"Here's all those crates, all on one page. W-what? Hats? WOW I had NO idea that got in the picture!"[/QUOTE]

Kill him and take all his hats.

Dibs on the Western Wear.

[Bazkip]

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;36849505]"Here's all those crates, all on one page. W-what? Hats? WOW I had NO idea that got in the picture!"[/QUOTE]

They're not on any page though, they're still outside of my backpack. I left the bottom there to show that.

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36849175]excuse me good sir/maam

can i have your throne please

[url]http://tf2b.com/tf2/BadJoePGD[/url]
[/QUOTE]

you're good. wish i hadn't burned the other half of the crates i didn't gave away for free.

[01271]

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;36849505]"Here's all those crates, all on one page. W-what? Hats? WOW I had NO idea that got in the picture!"[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know. Those crates are taking up all the space in my backpack too!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/unusualbackpack.png[/img]

I mean - Just look at all the shit I have to deal with in between winning raffles!

[9600bauds]

it really
like, [I]really[/I]
pisses me off how you have to [I]perfectly aim at an enemy[/I] while holding a melee weapon to do a melee dare
so i propose
ok get this
when you have a melee weapon out
you with me so far
if you press your reload key
you do a melee dare
[B]bam[/B]
that easy

[Cape]

[QUOTE=9600bauds;36849828]it really
like, [I]really[/I]
pisses me off how you have to [I]perfectly aim at an enemy[/I] while holding a melee weapon to do a melee dare
so i propose
ok get this
when you have a melee weapon out
you with me so far
if you press your reload key
you do a melee dare
[B]bam[/B]
that easy[/QUOTE]

melee dare... what?

[Lobster_fists]

When a mod takes a shit all over your game and you have no idea which one. My soldier doesn't wear hats anymore, particles don't work in pyrovision and forget this I'm playing oblivion.

Also, that crawl time slows down to as you wait for potential sellers of an item you want to log on.

[Cape]

That the Heavy and Engie got personal shotguns while the Pyro and Soldier have to share.

[Bazkip]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849893]That the Heavy and Engie got personal shotguns while the Pyro and Soldier have to share.[/QUOTE]

Well Engie deserves it because his shotgun is his primary, and as for Heavy the Family Business is crap. Also the Reserve Shooter is pretty situational too, overall stock Shottie is the best.

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849865]melee dare... what?[/QUOTE]

When you aim right at the enemy with your melee out and press c --> 2, your class will say a special voice line instead of an usual battle cry. Like the Spy saying "May I make a suggestion? Run!"

[IcyTruth]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849865]melee dare... what?[/QUOTE]

if you do c->2 while looking at an enemy with your melee out, your class says kind of a threat/dare to fight with melee

for example, spy says "Let's settle this like gentlemen!"

[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]

God damnit road ;-;

[Cape]

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36849930]When you aim right at the enemy with your melee out and press c --> 2, your class will say a special voice line instead of an usual battle cry. Like the Spy saying "May I make a suggestion? Run!"[/QUOTE]

This I did not know. Awesome!

[Magmacow358]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849865]melee dare... what?[/QUOTE]

-snip Damn you icytruth-

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=IcyTruth;36849935]if you do c->2 while looking at an enemy with your melee out, your class says kind of a threat/dare to fight with melee

for example, spy says "Let's settle this like gentlemen!"

[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]

God damnit road ;-;[/QUOTE]

[url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9a/Medic_specialcompleted01.wav]Saw-ry![/url]

[9600bauds]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849865]melee dare... what?[/QUOTE]
i'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer [B][I]ded[/I][/B]

[IcyTruth]

[QUOTE=9600bauds;36850143]i'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer [B][I]ded[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

I'm going to [b]STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN FRILLY TRAINING BRA.[/b]

[Hell-met]

[QUOTE=Cape;36849893]That the Heavy and Engie got personal shotguns while the Pyro and Soldier have to share.[/QUOTE]

you mean shared weapons annoy you?

I'd kill for a widowmaker / reserveshooter on heavy.

I also want pocket pistol and winger for engi.

[Pocket Medic]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;36845502]The fucking Pomson. Seriously, how the fuck did that make it into the game?

IT has 0 downsides and is a counter to both spies and medics, both of which are the engie's main enemies, and uses the goddamn wrong hitboxes. Pisses me off so much.[/QUOTE]

The downsides are that it only has 4 shots opposed to the shotgun's 6, that the projectiles move unbearably slowly and are easily seen, giving you plenty of time to avoid the unusually large hitbox.

[editline]beans[/editline]

[QUOTE=NekuMisage;36846753]You're seriously talking about crutches without mentioning the liberty launcher?[/QUOTE]

The downside to [I]this[/I] particular weapon is the lack of a fourth rocket, which is a huge cripple when fighting groups of enemies due to the rocket reload times. The fourth rocket makes a helluva difference, you know.

[Cape]

[QUOTE=Hell-met;36850267]you mean shared weapons annoy you?

I'd kill for a widowmaker / reserveshooter on heavy.

I also want pocket pistol and winger for engi.[/QUOTE]

Engie has the only decent shotgun yeah.
What annoys me is that Heavy and Engie got lovely shotguns while the Soldier and Pyro have to make do with the same one, which basically could've just been the Pyros, seeing as I hardly ever see Sollys with them. I would love all interconnected shotguns and pistols!