Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Eriorguez;34745232]Pistol crit: 45 at any range. Shotgun/Scattergun crit: 18 per pellet, 10 pellets, any range. Minigun crit: 27 per boolet at any range. 40 boolet per second. Sniper Rifle crit: Between 150 and 450. Revolver crit: 120 at any range. Rocket Launcher: 270 on direct hit. Grenade Launcher: Up to 330 on direct hit. Stickybomb Launcher: 353 at ground zero. Syringe Gun: 30 per hard to aim syringe, 10 syringes per second. Flamethrower: 19 per particle at closestmost range, decays down to 11 per particle. About 22 particles per second. So, unless very close, even the MEDIC outdoes the Pyro with crits. Ever wondered why NOBODY Kritzs a Pyro? Because all other classes do that better.[/QUOTE] Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.

[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;34744651]i read that as ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool instantly ignoring them is a dick move[/QUOTE] I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?" [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE==DarkStar=;34744787]Seriously, is hard to set your profile so you can't get friend request?[/QUOTE] that's impossible. Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.

[QUOTE=Drury;34745571]Yeah, syringes do more damage per second than flamethrower - but the problem is, flamethrower is way easier to use (and has airblast). So yeah, if you're playing with Timbuktu's proest medic, and pyro with all sorts of mental disorders, it's better to kritz medic.[/QUOTE] Then again, it is the freaking Medic. The class designed to not be a combatant.

[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;34744651]i read that as ruling out people adding you without talking about it first is dumb what if somebody added you from facepunch, because they thought you were cool instantly ignoring them is a dick move[/QUOTE] They can easily talk to me... facepunch outpost tf2tp tf2op steamrep source op Email skype I have all those. I changed it to "Don't add me about Trading". Better? Tired of people harrasing me, alot of my convos go like this now: Person: price check on this unusual :) Me: Idk Person: fuck you, you should know. One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.

[QUOTE=Suttles;34745588]I ignore them because I'm tired of retards adding me going "LOL XD U BANNED ME FROM OUTPOOST U R ADMIN ANOOSER" and "you are greedy fagot kill urshelf", or "1 bud for all your flies?" [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] that's impossible. Also, I've never seen a AJ on facepunch.[/QUOTE] AJ is gutairplayer...

[QUOTE=Suttles;34745654] One time, I middlemanned for 2 people, and neither said thanks, and were very pushy. Market is a shit hole.[/QUOTE] Wow, what assholes. You should've just refused.

5:22 PM - Suttles: How are you? 5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you? 5:22 PM - Suttles: What is the diffrence between 'Think for Me!' and 'think about it! ? 5:22 PM - p*o **Smile**: sory am from swe so a dont anderstande mutch 5:22 PM - Suttles: Yeah I know, it's because you have no sisters. 5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: a have 2 sister 5:23 PM - Suttles: What is her name? 5:23 PM - p*o **Smile**: why a say that? 5:23 PM - Suttles: You are not clever. 5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: fucker and dicxksucker 5:24 PM - Suttles: Yes I am full of sugar and spice. What about you? 5:24 PM - p*o **Smile**: dick 5:24 PM - Suttles: Are you lonely. 5:25 PM - Suttles: ? 5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u got bud? 5:25 PM - Suttles: I don't have one either. 5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1unusal 5:25 PM - Suttles: 42. 5:25 PM - p*o **Smile**: oh 5:25 PM - Suttles: Si. 5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: u sell 1 for 1 bill 1 bmoc and 11 ref? 5:26 PM - Suttles: I am just going to go back to studying. Thanks for talking to me. 5:26 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want unusal 5:26 PM - Suttles: With other boy? 5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: what u mean 5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: how are you? 5:27 PM - Suttles: Nothing. 5:27 PM - Suttles: Fine. 5:27 PM - p*o **Smile**: i want 1 unusal 5:27 PM - Suttles: I can't promise anything. p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time. 5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: trade 5:28 PM - p*o **Smile**: ? 5:28 PM - Suttles: No. 5:28 PM - Suttles: Are you man or machine? 5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: why? p*o **Smile** had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time. 5:29 PM - Suttles: Because you are. 5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: am a facker macine 5:29 PM - Suttles: Yes. 5:29 PM - p*o **Smile**: i gona fack you in the dick if u dont trade mi a unusal 5:30 PM - Suttles: I don't think you know where you live. 5:30 PM - Suttles: So, what is your purpose then? 5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: omg 5:30 PM - Suttles: That's a song. 5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: what are u doning 5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont know how you are 5:30 PM - Suttles: Hey my name is Cleverbot. 5:30 PM - p*o **Smile**: so?!?!? 5:30 PM - Suttles: O good how are you? 5:31 PM - Suttles: Am I what? 5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: why u add mi? 5:31 PM - Suttles: Why why not why? 5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: i need unusal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5:31 PM - Suttles: Ok. 5:31 PM - p*o **Smile**: now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. This is why I love traders. I turned cleverbot on. He spammed my friend, I'm getting revenge.

[QUOTE=Guillebon;34744083]I hate how keys have been overstocked for almost a month in the warehouse.[/QUOTE] Pretty much everything I've tried to sell to TF2WH has been rejected because of this reason. Items always cost more than what the original owner got in return, and there's several small ways TF2WH is extracting small amounts of extra credits from their customers. Since every credit has been earned with weapons, they eventually end up being flooded in all sorts of items. But the system is stuck there because nobody can gain credits to spend anymore. Would be cool if they just randomly gave out overstocked items, but I doubt that's gonna happen. Proves that their business model is working tho.

5:32 PM - Suttles: I'm fine. How old are you? 5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: hitler kadaffi 5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: 12+32139,1+23921+´49´21 5:32 PM - Suttles: That would be wrong! 5:32 PM - Suttles: 42. 5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: yeah 5:32 PM - Suttles: Nooo. 5:32 PM - p*o **Smile**: am 20 5:33 PM - Suttles: Am 1. 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: so i gona hack you hahahahhahahaha 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: joking 5:33 PM - Suttles: No! I dont! Do you? 5:33 PM - Suttles: So let me ask an question.. Will you? 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: u 5:33 PM - Suttles: Ty. 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: nopr 5:33 PM - Suttles: Incorrect syntax. Please check your spelling and try again. 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: ? 5:33 PM - Suttles: I AM A MACHINE, I ADMIT IT!!! *wails loudly*. 5:33 PM - p*o **Smile**: i dont anderstand 5:34 PM - Suttles: You said that serendipity is not interesting for you. wow its saying IM A BOT and he thinks its me.

[QUOTE=Rcksta;34746239]H..how you are able to connect steam chat with cleverbot?[/QUOTE] GD

I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency? I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy? Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.

[QUOTE=emmens;34747059]I just had a weird thought, or question....why are buds currency? I don't think I've gotten an answer on that, yeah they're highly valuable but seriously why are they the bench mark currency for the economy? Who, when and why was it decided that one of the least obtainable items were the currency.[/QUOTE] they are pretty common compared to other promos.

Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.

[QUOTE=Suttles;34746273]GD[/QUOTE] What is GD? [B]Global Dominance?[/B]

[QUOTE=Stoffy;34747195]What is GD? [B]Global Dominance?[/B][/QUOTE] General Discussion.

[QUOTE=Suttles;34747134]they are pretty common compared to other promos.[/QUOTE] But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;34747156]Suttles, why?? You hurt my feelings.[/quote] recognized your name, thought you were a trader [editline]17th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=emmens;34747322]But they're so hard to obtain unless your a hardcore trader.[/QUOTE] That's what I don't get either.

[QUOTE=Suttles;34747372] That's what I don't get either.[/QUOTE] So why can't what ever force that made them currency make it easier for them to get a hold of for the normal trader? since they aren't that hard to come by. This is the kind of thing that keeps me up till 2 in the morning.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;34711115]SHOTGUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN VIABLE.[/QUOTE] You are a liar Sir, DONT LISTEN TO HIM! You Can't Eat the Shotgun! [img]http://i.imgur.com/seG5D.png[/img] long late drawing reply :I

[QUOTE=ChaosCommisar;34748978]You are a liar Sir, DONT LISTEN TO HIM! You Can't Eat the Shotgun! [img]http://i.imgur.com/seG5D.png[/img] long late drawing reply :I[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Facepunch Ratings] yum, pixels[/quote] I found this so hilarious.

>buying 22k of items from tf2wh >still have to wait at #100 in queue WHY

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34754437]>buying 22k of items from tf2wh >still have to wait at #100 in queue WHY[/QUOTE] How did you get credits anyway?

Anyone have a story about a FTP user that just got on TF2 for the first time and thought that it was going to be like COD?

[QUOTE=Sherd Red;34754611]Anyone have a story about a FTP user that just got on TF2 for the first time and thought that it was going to be like COD?[/QUOTE] They have fish as weapons in COD?

Valve servers.

BAT MAN He killed my joy of engineering.

I always seem to spot Snipers out of the corner of my eye the nanosecond before they kill me. Why.

[QUOTE=TBot Alpha;34755598]I always seem to spot Snipers out of the corner of my eye the nanosecond before they kill me. Why.[/QUOTE] I'm really twitchy, so I'm constantly spinning 180 to check for Spies. What I see most of the time when I turn around is the Spy who's already backstabbed me in the split second before the server registers his hit.

[QUOTE=rakkie20;34754506]How did you get credits anyway?[/QUOTE] Luck.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;34754953]BAT MAN He killed my joy of engineering.[/QUOTE] With his god damned sexual tyrannosaurus. That thing kills 125 hp class in one hit.