Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition - Games

Why is people still using the queue system unless you are playing on Mann Up mode. It's much faster to join through the server list

Dear Mann Up Pubbies: You suck. You suck so hard. So very, very hard. You suck so hard, you make a vacuum cleaner look like a dead fish. You suck so hard, you put your mother out of business. What I'm saying is, you suck and your mother is a whore. You suck, go eat a big bag of dicks. -Hugs and Kisses, BanthaFodder.

When you do a million fucking damage to somebody then they somehow magically kill you and come out of it with OVER HALF FUCKING HEALTH

Spawncamping Giant Heavy robots. :I

[QUOTE=MILKE;37321329]Why is people still using the queue system unless you are playing on Mann Up mode. It's much faster to join through the server list[/QUOTE]Every day I wake up and think "They can't possibly be dense enough to have a matchmaking-only mode where the matchmaker just sits there and stares at you for half an hour before giving up entirely. It must be okay by [i]now[/i]." Then I queue up for a bootcamp game and everything is horrible forever.

[QUOTE=Saza;37320980]on mannworks [img]http://puu.sh/WZxL[/img][/QUOTE] Im confused on why you can't put your sentry on crates in any of the MVM maps, you can put them on crates in almost any other map.

Okay, last one for today, since my hands are aching and my eyes are starting to bleed. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7mCLa.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Saza;37320980]on mannworks [img]http://puu.sh/WZxL[/img][/QUOTE] Why.

i like how people were selling tour tickets for a key kill me

Killed by some lucky robot just before you mash button for Uber Canteen. Worse when it's some faggot Giant Rapid Fire Demoman.

[QUOTE=IcyTruth;37313950]I fucking hate demomen. I hate everything about them.[/QUOTE] Demomen are awesome from a distance. I've noticed that a lot of demomen shoot stickies before turning corners so they're super easy to snipe. [editline]20th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=St. Burke;37317920]Spy, soldier, heavy, 2 minisentries. 5 seconds[/QUOTE] Usually my team will do whatever and as a pyro with upgraded speed, I'll circle them like hell while dousing them in fire. I've even done this alone while my team was focused on other giant heavies.

Dear snipers: Don't play MvM if you're just going to sit up in the high-spots and camp for headshots, with you getting blown up instantaneously. Love - Medics who have other people to heal

Edit: Delete this please.

[QUOTE=Crash15;37320172]How when you upgrade your sticky bomb launcher's magazine size the stickies still explode when you have more than eight stickies how the fuck did valve overlook that?[/QUOTE] They're two separate attributes. See Scottish Resistance. Clip size: 8 Stickies out: 14

[QUOTE=papaya;37315217]that'd be 10 minutes a day, not half an hour[/QUOTE] Thanks, I knew that wasn't right, but for some reason I couldn't get my head around the maths to do it again.

I'm a spy, disguised as an enemy, naturally, running round to flank them. *CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.* What's that? Sounds like a bat.. So I then turn around- NO NO NO TEAM MATE SCOUT GO THE FUCK AWAY FUCK OFF STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT BAT then I died. Scout walked away alive. What a cunt.

[QUOTE=maxumym;37324028]Why.[/QUOTE] because it's annoying to engineers

[QUOTE=KonKitten;37329878]I'm a spy, disguised as an enemy, naturally, running round to flank them. *CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.* What's that? Sounds like a bat.. So I then turn around- NO NO NO TEAM MATE SCOUT GO THE FUCK AWAY FUCK OFF STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT BAT then I died. Scout walked away alive. What a cunt.[/QUOTE]Imagine what that looked like from the enemy's perspective. "I saw a teammate getting attacked by a Scout, so I start shooting at them both. I accidentally kill a disguised Spy, but not the Scout."

[QUOTE=Saza;37333925]because it's annoying to engineers[/QUOTE] How so?

[QUOTE=Saza;37333925]because it's annoying to engineers[/QUOTE] How is a spot unreachable for the sentry buster explosion and thus perfect for sentry placement is annoying to engineers, I wonder.

I hate Robro's price. It's like they want over-the-shoulder cosmetics to be rarer than unusuals. On the flip side I like how the botkiller wrench is the cheapest botkiller weapon which means I might get one someday.

I completed a hard-won Mann Up mission, and my loot turned out to be the Phlog (or as I like to cal it, the Fagomeister) and nothing else. It was huge a waste of both my money and time, leaving me feeling incredibly cheated. I wasn't expecting a cosmetic, I just got 1 stupid weapon for all my work, when for every other round I completed I got like 4 things. I don't want to be mean here, but seeing as how you all assumed I was looking for a cosmetic and just called me dumb, you pissed me off pretty badly.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;37337718]I completed a hard-won Mann Up mission, and my loot turned out to be the Phlog (or as I like to cal it, the Fagomeister) and nothing else. It was huge a waste of both my money and time, leaving me feeling incredibly cheated.[/QUOTE] You only get cosmetics for completing the whole tour, or by random chance that you get a hat drop from the normal random item drops from winning normal missions.

When you wait for hours on a trade offer, they say "Okay, yours is the best offer" then you wait ANOTHER day to see if he'll sell or wait even longer for another offer. I don't mean to sound rude and all, but I trade for items that I actually LIKE and not to make profit. If I'm already paying slightly extra to what you're after, don't be a douche and wait even longer, hoping for a higher offer to some clown who even use said item and try to make a quick buck from it. aka tl;dr - fuck traders.

The fact that I always seem to have to play Medic. I like playing medic, but not all the fucking time. It's someone elses turn in the barrel.

Useless Snipers in MvM who don't even use their jarate and how common they are.

The fact that there are people out there willing to try to scam me during a trade for [i]3 keys[/i] of value. Literally trying to quickswitch the item out of the trading field twice during a trade.

Reminds me when a guy swapped Tosslecap with KGB and thought I wouldn't notice, I wonder if he ever succeeded with that.

[QUOTE=Archimedes;37338409]The fact that I always seem to have to play Medic. I like playing medic, but not all the fucking time. It's someone elses turn in the barrel.[/QUOTE] I've had this happen, but with Engineer. [B]On defense.[/B] You wonder why we're losing so much, Mr. Pubbie Who Went Sniper? How about you pick up a wrench and start helping me build a sentry or two?

There was a Heavy on Dustbowl yesterday with the new Ching Chong Fire Shooter thingy and we had two Medics, and as soon as he'd spawn he'd smash his E button. When one was healing me he said [quote]DONT MEDIC HIM MEDIC ME[/quote]