Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=Justnobody;37447518]O.K., they finally nerfed the pickaxe.
oh no
wait
they didn't
they just nerfed the equalizer
the escape plan, aka the part that needed to be nerfed, is pretty much the same
what[/QUOTE]
What? They did everything right.
The main issue was both damage and speed increase on Equalizer.
Now it's just either damage or speed.
Just played a horrible server.
Ads at the end of each round, everyone stands still for a few seconds during humiliation as they try to close them.
on the other hand I did hear a new soldier domination line when killing scouts:
You run FAST. MY BULLETS run FASTER!
[QUOTE=01271;37450492]Just played a horrible server.
Ads at the end of each round, everyone stands still for a few seconds during humiliation as they try to close them.[/QUOTE]
Urgh, I played on a public MVM server where the motd comes up after each wave (win or lose) forcing you to watch ads every SINGLE ROUND.
Yeah, seen that server ad gimmick thing recently.
It's fuck awful, especially if it appears the moment your character is killed.
I kind of hate when people use cabers in melee fights (especially if they cherry pick you just to get revenge). I mean, 1v1 and if crits are disabled, you have no frigging chance
[QUOTE=MRTW113;37451396]I kind of hate when people use cabers in melee fights (especially if they cherry pick you just to get revenge). I mean, 1v1 and if crits are disabled, you have no frigging chance[/QUOTE]
It is however, very satisfying to melee kill a Caberdemo without him hitting you.
[QUOTE=MRTW113;37451396]I kind of hate when people use cabers in melee fights (especially if they cherry pick you just to get revenge). I mean, 1v1 and if crits are disabled, you have no frigging chance[/QUOTE]
You know how to avoid that? If he has a caber, stop melee fighting him. Melee fighting a caber demo is equivalent to being a spy running front on at a heavy with your revolver out. You're gonna lose, so change tactic.
[QUOTE=Mr. Magoolachub;37452027]You know how to avoid that? If he has a caber, stop melee fighting him. Melee fighting a caber demo is equivalent to being a spy running front on at a heavy with your revolver out. You're gonna lose, so change tactic.[/QUOTE]
AS a wise man once said, "Fuck honor and fuck dignity your ass just has to survive."
[QUOTE=MRTW113;37451396]I kind of hate when people use cabers in melee fights (especially if they cherry pick you just to get revenge). I mean, 1v1 and if crits are disabled, you have no frigging chance[/QUOTE]
After someone posted it in a thread here I tend to say "bomb defused" after killing one of them without them getting to blow up.
And on the topic of cherry picking: Those people who think every class change is a "rage <class>". Your entire team is full of scouts, can you really blame people for picking Heavy? Oh, now the whole team of yours is full of spies, are you really surprised there's suddenly more pyros on my team?
Really [i]shouldn't[/i] be.
[QUOTE=Jesp;37452690]After someone posted it in a thread here I tend to say "bomb defused" after killing one of them without them getting to blow up.
And on the topic of cherry picking: Those people who think every class change is a "rage <class>". Your entire team is full of scouts, can you really blame people for picking Heavy? Oh, now the whole team of yours is full of spies, are you really surprises there's suddenly more pyros on my team?
Really [i]shouldn't[/i] be.[/QUOTE]
whole team went snipers once
we had fun.
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When a entire team goes one class only, there is always some pillock who does not.
People who dictate what you should use in MvM. And then they come crying that they can't switch classes without losing their upgrades.
Can someone find me a server that isn't filled to the brim with fucking retarded F2P idiots?
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;37453610]Can someone find me a server that isn't filled to the brim with fucking retarded F2P idiots?[/QUOTE]
My favourite server chain is F2P enabled. I just can't bring myself to kill them half the time, they're just so cute.
[img]http://puu.sh/ZYpA[/img]
[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;37453815]My favourite server chain is F2P enabled. I just can't bring myself to kill them half the time, they're just so cute.[/QUOTE]
I just played on an orange server.
I almost felt bad for killing them.
[sp]Not really, I was ENJOYING IT! MWHAHAHA[/sp]
[QUOTE=maxumym;37456178]I just played on an orange server.
I almost felt bad for killing them.
[sp]Not really, I was ENJOYING IT! MWHAHAHA[/sp][/QUOTE]
You're a monster.
[sub][sub]i even let their engies keep their dispensers and teleporters after torching the place..[/sub][/sub]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HyPRO.png[/img]
All the time.
the fact i'll never complete a tour of duty since at wave 5/6 on cpu slaughter my fps goes down to 1 and doesn't let me hear sound for no fucking reason
[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;37456809]the fact i'll never complete a tour of duty since at wave 5/6 on cpu slaughter my fps goes down to 1 and doesn't let me hear sound for no fucking reason[/QUOTE]
[url]http://fakkelbrigade.eu/chris/configs/[/url]
[video=youtube;uljSQ94WeD4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uljSQ94WeD4[/video]
Giant FPS Boost, and I love it.
[QUOTE=01271;37450492]Just played a horrible server.
Ads at the end of each round, everyone stands still for a few seconds during humiliation as they try to close them.
on the other hand I did hear a new soldier domination line when killing scouts:
You run FAST. MY BULLETS run FASTER![/QUOTE]
Rocket launchers shoot rockets
Shotguns shoot pellets
Get your shit straight valve
Reposted from the GC:
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;37457692]Ugh, fucking stupid people...
So I join a Mann Up game.
There's 2 Pyros and 2 Demos.
I go Spy, because it's Mannworks (I do pretty well as a Spy on Mannworks) and Spies are handy for healing with the assloads of Uber Medics Mann Up Mode throws at you.
"We don't need a Spy" says one of the 2 Demomen.
"I'll go Engie if we fail, I already spent the money to upgrade."
"okay"
Cool.
Then, before the match even begins...
"Spy, go Heavy."
"NOW."
Lookout, we got a badass over here....
"I said, I'll go Engie if we fail wave 1, I spent the cahs already. If we fail, I get the cash back and can upgrade my Engie."
"alright."
"or else"
"I'll kick you."
I'm shaking in my fucking boots.
So the wave begins (our team is Spy, Engie, Demo, Demo, Heavy, Pyro, so not too bad).
We win it easily, end up with a B rating.
*VOTE TO RESTART ROUND? Y/N?*
Wait, what the fuck? No.
*VOTE PASSED: RESTARTING ROUND*
You've gotta be shitting me.
And then I timed out.
Thank God for that.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37457686]Rocket launchers shoot rockets
Shotguns shoot pellets
Get your shit straight valve[/QUOTE]
except Soldier's rockets don't run faster then scout
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37457686]Rocket launchers shoot rockets
Shotguns shoot pellets
Get your shit straight valve[/QUOTE]
Have you read anything the Soldier believes about weaponry and wars? Guy is the most misinformed mercenary I've ever seen.
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When a entire team goes one class only, there is always some pillock who does not.[/QUOTE]
Usually it's because I joined a server to play TF2, not be a part of whatever you're trying to do.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;37458287]Usually it's because I joined a server to play TF2, not be a part of whatever you're trying to do.[/QUOTE]
You're free to disconnect if you like.
I've got four empty pages in my backpack, backpack expander was a bad investment.
[QUOTE=Demon!;37457824]Have you read anything the Soldier believes about weaponry and wars? Guy is the most misinformed mercenary I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
And that's why we love him.
[QUOTE=slapdown3;37458417]You're free to disconnect if you like.
I've got four empty pages in my backpack, backpack expander was a bad investment.[/QUOTE]
I'm mutual with an all-class round once in a while, but I joined the same Skial server three different times in a couple days and whatever team I ended up on kept doing it. It gets annoying.
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