Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Constructor doesn't make this thread Edition
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[QUOTE=PivotDJ;37658274]so i decided to play tf2 for the first time in 3 weeks, i start it up and join a vsh server and everything is going fine, until an admin joins and makes her/him/itself (i couldnt really tell) tiny as shit like literally the size of a shell or a speck of dust and starts running around as a scout with infinite ammo and a medigun.
i have an image if you guys want it[/QUOTE]
Might as well post it.
[QUOTE=Raxas;37658941]Might as well post it.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xqB6S.jpg[/IMG]
see the 4 pixels of scout and 7 pixels of critglow? thats the admin. its right under the little hangmans post on the wall
i tried to save a screenshot of him right next to me healing me but the screenshot never saved
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;37659062]
see the 4 pixels of scout and 7 pixels of critglow? thats the admin. its right under the little hangmans post on the wall
i tried to save a screenshot of him right next to me healing me but the screenshot never saved[/QUOTE]
Wow, what a monumental jerk.
Why do people use different huds?
Is the default one really that bad?
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37659334]Why do people use different huds?
Is the default one really that bad?[/QUOTE]
i just like changing stuff, the default is good
i actually used a renovated minimal hud which kept all the default stuff and fixed a couple of bugs with the normal minimal hud
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;37659377]i just like changing stuff, the default is good
i actually used a renovated minimal hud which kept all the default stuff and fixed a couple of bugs with the normal minimal hud[/QUOTE]
Agreed. I personally use a beta HUD that draws elements further away from the screen edges, like a console game UI. Makes things look more focused towards what's ahead, and allows you to see stuff in the corners more easily.
[url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/3456104[/url]
The Adventures of TF2Outpost!
I'm already sick of this new trend of "google my craft number because that might just make it more valuable".
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37659334]Why do people use different huds?
Is the default one really that bad?[/QUOTE]
Custom HUDs are practical, they display information the default HUD doesn't. Also, you can still see your ammo even if you have a friend chatting on most (good) HUDs.
[quote]이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: lol
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: noob
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: 1v1 me
| Otto The Pup: lol
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: u can't play straight up
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: only tricky
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: like a nobo
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Note, I was scout and got him frmo behind.
Then, I was attacked by two soldiers and he gets the kill. I announced in chat that is was my last life before I left and then
[quote]이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: ragequit
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: bitch
이영호화이팅 !!!!!!!!!: humiliated
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Who is this joker trying to fool
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17814996/Scammer%20caught.png[/IMG]
(He had a bunch of "really rare low levelled weapons", all of which had "Origin: MvM Badge Completion". He wanted items like keys and earbuds for them.)
Do people actually fool anybody this way?
[QUOTE=Suttles;37653646]It's not just outpost errors, both are common web errors. 503 is COMMON as fuck on outpost.[/QUOTE]
502 Bad Gateway Error is a patron god of Paheal.
"You have been kicked for exceeding the ping limit. Limit:100 Your ping: 105"
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Why the fuck
[QUOTE=iRunner;37664657][b][highlight]PONY NSFW WARNING[/highlight]:[/b] [url]http://horobox.co.uk/u/iRunner_1347653175.jpg[/url]
Why the fuck[/QUOTE]To make you stand there and go "Why the fuck?"
I used to have a spray for similar purposes that had Scrooge McDuck, with a body clearly traced from some sort of muscular statue and a big wonky head with googly eyes, impaling both Ice Climbers on his junk. It was [i]hours[/i] of entertainment to find a server which had alltalk and didn't care about spray content then put it right in front of the enemy spawn.
My game is crashing a lot lately, it's really annoying.
Mine is fine. Check if multicore rendering is enabled. Sometimes it enables itself, at least for me. Makes my game crash quite often.
I put up a trade, selling Scotsman's Skullcutter (strange) for a scrap.
This guy adds me, and this ensues:
He does buy it, BUT HE WON'T STOP FUCKING BOTHERING ME
[QUOTE]Never tell your password to anyone.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Hello.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): How can I help you?
pin0cki0: did u sell scotman for 1 scrap?:D
pin0cki0: i want that
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Yes.
pin0cki0: if u sell it:D
pin0cki0 has accepted your request to trade.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Thank you, sir.
pin0cki0: ty man
pin0cki0: have anice day
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): You too!
pin0cki0: maybe in future will be trade
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Alright.
pin0cki0 is now Offline.
pin0cki0 is now Online.
pin0cki0: hey men are u there?
pin0cki0: say in chat
pin0cki0: when u are disponible
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Huh?
pin0cki0: hey did u sell eylander?
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): No, that's for me.
pin0cki0: what u sell then
pin0cki0: of ur inventory tell me
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Well, I'm selling some unique weapons...
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): 1-for1.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): [url]http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/3814964[/url]
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): I'm also collecting Family Businesses.
pin0cki0: pnly this eapon:D
pin0cki0: only*
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Yeah.
pin0cki0: becasue i have these weapons
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Mmmm.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Do you have any family businesses, though?
pin0cki0: i have but not tradable sry
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Oh.
pin0cki0: hey do u sell lock-enl-oad:?
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Nah.
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Not selling anything at the moment....
pin0cki0: ok
pin0cki0: if u sell strange item tell me ok?
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Okay.
pin0cki0 is now Offline.
pin0cki0 is now Online.
pin0cki0: hey man for name tag what do u want?
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): Sorry, I'm planning on using them.
pin0cki0: aa ok
pin0cki0: do u sell vintage homewrecker:D?
pin0cki0: or somenthing vintage?"D
FHTS | Spherithex (Jerm): No.
pin0cki0: ok
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Seriously, what is it about "I'm not selling anything right now" don't people understand?
I'd unfriend him, but I hate being rude like that.
[QUOTE=Pennywise;37665619]To make you stand there and go "Why the fuck?"
I used to have a spray for similar purposes that had Scrooge McDuck, with a body clearly traced from some sort of muscular statue and a big wonky head with googly eyes, impaling both Ice Climbers on his junk. It was [i]hours[/i] of entertainment to find a server which had alltalk and didn't care about spray content then put it right in front of the enemy spawn.[/QUOTE]
That is one of those pictures that makes me feel weird about laughing every time I see it :v:
And on topic, heavies that think they are immortal just because they have a medibeam up their ass. Both when I am healing them and when I am engaging them and they say I lag/cheat after I kill them.
[img]http://puu.sh/154z4[/img]
woah
not to mention the countless 1 keys offers above
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Why the fuck[/QUOTE]
It's always the snipers
I played a game of hightower, everybody in the chat was talking about how "MVP" they were, and all of the other team was pyros with backburners and snipers with the machina.
That guy above offered 3 keys. Now, get this.
I'm gonna cut you a deal that'll make you reel in the [i]big dough.[/i]
How's a key and a reclaimed sound? I know you'll love it.
[img]http://t4.thpservices.com/fotos/thum4/018/073/esy-001006148.jpg[/img]
TF2Outpost in a nutshell. Someone offered higher above? OFFER LOWER, HEY, THAT'LL WORK.
Why is the Phlogistonator still banned in most comp play?
I'd say it's pretty legitimate.
[QUOTE=slapdown3;37670361]Why is the Phlogistonator still banned in most comp play?
I'd say it's pretty legitimate.[/QUOTE]
I don't like it because crits with the snap of your finger is shit, and it lacks airblast
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37670644]I don't like it because crits with the snap of your finger is shit, and it lacks airblast[/QUOTE]
Combined with either the scorch shot or manmelter the no airblast thing is pretty much moot, as you can extinguish teammates with the melter, and corner juggle people with the scorch.
Unless you're the type that can't live without being able to deflect projectiles, in which case... If you've got that many Soldiers or Demomen shooting straight at you, you're playing Pyro wrong to begin with. There's a reason most Pyro strategy involves flanking, you know...
[QUOTE=Everything;37670835]Combined with either the scorch shot or manmelter the no airblast thing is pretty much moot, as you can extinguish teammates with the melter, and corner juggle people with the scorch.
Unless you're the type that can't live without being able to deflect projectiles, in which case... If you've got that many Soldiers or Demomen shooting straight at you, you're playing Pyro wrong to begin with. There's a reason most Pyro strategy involves flanking, you know...[/QUOTE]
Maybe I like walking into 5 soldiers and end up walking away with 5 reflect kills
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37670644]I don't like it because crits with the snap of your finger is shit, and it lacks airblast[/QUOTE]
But it's [i]not[/i] snap-of-the-finger crits, you do have to kill at least two players or severely wound a heavy and there's always the bloody taunt.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37671346]Maybe I like walking into 5 soldiers and end up walking away with 5 reflect kills[/QUOTE]
Pyro didn't used to play like this. It bugs me most how some people treat airblast as their only means of combat. The moment I pull out my shotgun (or Bison) they're pretty much done unless they can close the gap fast enough, and by then I've already drawn my launcher again and spread their organs on a nearby wall like jam on toast.
Pyro's strongest weapon is still the element of surprise. If they can't see you, they can't anticipate what you do and pull the common sense tactic I mentioned:
- Fire one rocket at their feet (which they will usually airblast competently, and can easily be dodged by a competent Soldier)
- Immediately switch over to shotgun or bison to convince them staying at medium to long range won't cut it.
- If they decide getting close isn't worth it and leave, you've won.
- If they decide to get closer and flame/melee you, switch back to your launcher and point blank them. You've still won.
- If they decide to hang back and flare you, tactical retreat until they get bored and pursue you or lose interest.
If a Soldier sees the Pyro coming, the Soldier can gain complete control over how the next six seconds plays out without too much skill.
I tried PUGs in MvM
visuals are so much fun
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